“Lord Frieza! Your faithful super-elite soldier Captain Ginyu has returned!” Ginyu greeted Lord Frieza with an excellent pose that had been in the making since he was trapped on Earth.
“A pose of that level certainly can’t belong to anyone else but Captain Ginyu.” Frieza had a faint smile on his face. “I had thought you died on Planet Namek along with them.” Frieza gestured to the rest of the Ginyu Force with halos floating above their heads.
“Lord Frieza, it was a harrowing experience. There I was fighting the traitorous Prince Vegeta, when I was forced to use my special technique to exchange bodies with him! But just as my plan was close to succeeding, that other Saiyan that looked like Captain Turles, the one from Earth, interfered, and I exchanged bodies with a filthy, disgusting frog! I cursed my luck for being outwitted by a stupid monkey, and before I knew it, I had ended up on Earth somehow. I suffered day after day on that planet before Commander Mepple stepped in and took over. I made my way to her as soon as possible in hopes that she would be able to help me in my time of need. While I couldn’t unfortunately get past the language barrier between us, she did keep me safe from harm. Then my comrades rescued me and helped me regain a functional body.” Ginyu shared. “I dreamed of the day when I returned to you, Lord Frieza, so I could continue fighting by your side. And for this day, I even thought of this special fighting pose!” Ginyu spread his legs as far as they could, balanced himself with only one hand low to the ground, and raised his other arm into the air at a right angle while making a victory sign with his fingers.
“How excellent. I’m expecting great things from you and the Ginyu Force.” Frieza replied, his left eye twitching.
“Thank you, Lord Frieza. Honestly, it is truly an honor to serve you again.” Ginyu responded.
“But Cap’n, we gotta find you a stronger body before we do anything!” Jeice remembered.
“You’re right! I can’t be considered the super-elite Captain Ginyu of the amazing Ginyu Force with only a power level of 4! Men! Do we know of any beings in the universe with unnaturally high battle powers that I can take for myself?” Ginyu asked.
“I don’t know, Cap’n? I think Captain Turles kind of dealt with all of the strong guys in the universe…” Jeice rubbed the back of his head.
“Wait! I’ll check the Hub!” Burter began tapping the side of his scouter.
“I’ll help!” Guldo did the same, happy to play with his new scouter.
“Why don’t we just give the Captain Vegeta’s body?” Recoome wondered.
“Vegeta? Why would I need his body?” Ginyu questioned.
“Cap’n, you don’t know this since you didn’t die, but Prince Vegeta became the legendary Super Saiyan in Hell!” Jeice reported.
“Oh really? This is news to me.” Frieza noted with interest.
“That’s a great idea, Recoome! We can go to Hell, trick Vegeta into going Super Saiyan, and have the Captain swap bodies with him!” Burter excitedly exclaimed.
“Well, what are we waiting for, boys?! Let’s go to Hell!” Ginyu clapped his hands.
“I look forward to having a Super Saiyan by my side, Ginyu. Good luck, Ginyu Force. I might have a mission for you when you return.” Frieza waved them off.
“Count on it, Lord Frieza! Ginyu Force! Out!” They gave Lord Frieza a departing team pose before heading to another part of the ship.
They headed to the Transportation Dock on the ship. This part of the ship was run by the Transportation Force, a newly made force mostly run by the Yardratians. However, they are recruiting for new members interested in journeying across the universe while also teleporting people and things. Jeice clicked on the new app added to their scouters after the latest update. Then, they all began charging up to their full power as instructed on the app. This would help their transporter find them quicker within the universe.
“Hello… My name is Gulpo, and I will be your teleporter today…” Gulpo introduced himself.
“Hey Gulpo! We would like a round trip from this spaceship and to Hell.” Jeice told him.
“How long will your trip be?” Gulpo asked.
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“Ah geez… I’m not sure…” Jeice scratched his head.
“Pick us up in an hour,” Burter told him.
“Wow, there’s been a lot of changes since I’ve been gone. I kind of like it!” Ginyu exclaimed.
“Will you be paying in pols or through the app?” Gulpo asked.
“Pols.” Jeice handed him several dark blue pols.
“Thank you. Please grab on to me. A single finger is enough.” He told them.
The Ginyu Force did as the little man requested, and after a few moments, they were in Hell! Well, a building in Hell. The Ginyu Force waved goodbye at Gulpo, who began chatting with the other Yadratian stationed here. Ginyu audibly exclaimed at the sight of Hell. “So this is Hell…”
“Vegeta’s this way, Cap’n!” Jeice pointed after clicking his scouter.
“How do you know Vegeta’s that way?” Ginyu asked.
“It’s the strongest power level down here.” Jeice shrugged.
“He’s just guessing, Captain. It could be anyone, as far as we know.” Burter chuckled.
“Well, let’s go find out.” Recoome smiled.
“Recoome is right. We won’t find out anything just standing around here.” Guldo nodded.
The Ginyu Force flew off toward the power level measured above 99,999. As they hovered in the skies above Hell, they could see a bright yellow glow surrounded by a bunch of others. “I was right!” Jeice exclaimed. “Big whoop, you got lucky this time.” Burter smiled with a shake of his head. “What are they doing down there?” Guldo questioned. “I think they’re training,” Recoome replied.
“Captain! Do you think your special technique can reach from this far away?” Guldo suddenly asked.
“Yes, but why do you ask? It would be impossible to aim for Vegeta this far away.” Ginyu turned to Guldo.
“Heh, just count on us!” Guldo elbowed Burter and waved for him to bring his head down. “What? Oh.” Guldo started whispering into Burter’s ear.
“Count on us, Captain!” Burter caught on to Guldo’s plan.
“Use your special move now! We’ll make sure that it hits!” Guldo told Ginyu.
“Well, if you say so. I’m counting on you two! Change Now!” Ginyu spread his limbs apart as a beam shot out of his mouth.
Burter grabbed Guldo and dashed in the middle of the dead saiyans training in Hell. Guldo held his breath and stopped time as they appeared behind Vegeta in his Super Saiyan form. He looked toward where the Captain’s technique was headed and grabbed Vegeta with telekinesis before holding him in the way of the beam. Then, he began to breathe again.
“What?!” Vegeta looked around before focusing his eyes on Guldo and Burter. “Die!” The Saiyan Prince held nothing back as he unleashed a gigantic energy wave meant to eradicate Burter and Guldo to nothingness.
Completely unaware of the danger speeding toward his back. Guldo held his breath once more just after Vegeta said, die. He opened his four eyes to see the beam inches from his face. Guldo nearly took a breath from shock as he couldn’t track the attack at all, even with his four eyes! The shortest member of the Ginyu Force grabbed Burter and dashed away as far as he could before he had to breathe again.
Guldo was completely spent just from those few momentary actions. He lay sprawled out on the ground as the explosion swallowed up some of Vegeta’s fellow Saiyans. Burter picked him up as the radius of the explosion was growing larger and larger. He sped out of there with Guldo held under his arm. “And we’re back.” Burter gave a thumbs up to Jeice and Recoome.
“What the hell?!” Vegeta, now in Captain Ginyu’s old earthling body, screamed.
“This is payback for Namek, Vegeta.” Burter grinned.
“Yeah… you suck, Vegeta…” Guldo wheezed.
“Not so tough without your little friend that looks like Captain Turles, are you?” Recoome mockingly laughed.
“Thanks, Vegeta.” Jeice chopped him on the neck, knocking him out.
Captain Ginyu returned to them with his shiny new body while laughing maniacally. “I never felt so incredible! This power! This power truly is legendary!!! Now I understand why Lord Frieza feared the myth surrounding the Legendary Super Saiyan! This power is absolutely terrible!!!” Ginyu cackled. “Guldo, Burter, great teamwork out there, you two! This power is all thanks to you!”
“Happy to help… Captain…” Guldo was completely spent.
“All in a day’s work for the fastest in the universe.” Burter grinned.
“Mission complete. Let’s head home and show Lord Frieza our success!” Ginyu laughed.
“We must perform our special happy dance as a celebration of your new powerful body, Cap’n!” Jeice said.
“That’s a great idea! Lord Frieza will be so thrilled to know that he has a legendary Super Saiyan as his loyal right-hand man!” Ginyu nodded in appreciation of the idea.
“It’s been a while since we last practiced that,” Burter noted.
“We should practice some more before showing Lord Frieza the surprise!” Recoome suggested.
“You’re right, Recoome. We can’t show Lord Frieza anything but the absolute best! The Ginyu Force is the most elite force in the universe! A sloppy dance is not fitting for an elite group like ours.” Captain Ginyu agreed.
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“Tell one of the soldiers to bring me some wine, Berryblue. I believe I will need it soon…” Frieza held his head wearily as he was watching the Ginyu Force the entire time. These upgraded scouters were a lot more useful for spying than the old ones.