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I reached back home, and shoved the Titania into the house.

"What the fuck are you doing in the mortal realm?!" the demon lord or demon god? asked.

"This is my house? So I'm going home after a long hard journey." I replied.

Actually, having Titania live together with us is actually kind of bothersome. I should find a way to freeze her in time or something. 

So I went on to call my trustworth information broker. Pitza123 was the codeword. And naturally, I brought Titania along in case she wrecks havoc on the streets. With questions such as what is this and that, as she pointed at cars and buildings as we walked along the way.

And she was also wearing my sister's clothes now. Which was rather loose around the chest, was what she commented. For a million or something god to loose to a 13 year old in chest size sure was embarassing wasn't it. Was what I told her, before some sort of death ray shot out at me.

"So...let me guess, since its only been a few minutes since I last saw you..." 

"You got everything in the god realm as it went on as planned. But on the other hand, you got ahold of something else." he said avoiding Titania from catching on.

As expected from the almighty information broker, he knew somehow.

"So how do I seal it in time?" I asked.

"I don't think you can, theoratically speaking, its impossible " he replied.

So it appeared that even he couldn't help me either.

Looks like I had to find a way to counter this situation. Either I kill her or make peace. Wait a minute. Why don't I just register her as a citizen here?

I'm such a genius, I even question the world for giving me the title.

"Hey Titania, why don't you live as an ordinary mortal here?" I asked her.

"no way" she replied.

It looked like I had to do something to settle negotiations.

"If not I'll kill you" my sure fire method worked.

She couldn't say anything afterwards, but nod in agreement.

"If you ask me, I think you should entrust her to the god you know as well." wow, why didn't I think of that. 

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If I throw her to Michelle, not only will she learn the common sense. She would also be under control as well.

And thus, following the advice of the broker who still refused to name himself, I threw Titania over to Michelle. The conversation sort of went something like this.

"I found the super evil god TItania weakened to shit, so take care of her for me thank you!" and I proceeded to dump Titania onto her.

Naturally she demanded for an explanation, so I quickly went away to heal my sister at the hospital.

And then, my brother came up to me.

"Uhm Dominic, you see my friend Usagi here, her house was sort of destroyed in that incident a while back..." he begined.

Which one? 

Oh right, the magicians rampage? Or was it a terrorist attack? Oh well, doesn't matter.

"So I was wondering if she could live with us for a while." he said.

What does this mean? Does he intend to take advantage of her situation and climb the stairs of adulthood I'm not sure he already did before? But... what if it was really from the good-will of his heart? My brother was tricky after all.

"Will it trouble you in any way?" he asked.

"Its fine." I replied.

I can't just sit back and watch as someone in trouble needs help right? Wrong. I wanted to help my brother climb the stairs of adulthood. 

And also...

"Is usagi a moon rabbit?" I asked.

"Uh yeah! How did you know?" he asked.

Indra would also have to watch his innocent favoured race get sullied of her first time as well. But wait, What if? it wasn't her first time. Rabbits were known to be horny creatures after all.

This was dangerous. What if my brother gets 'eaten'?

Whatever, I agreed already.

And thus, it had be decided that they were to live together(with me). 

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Next, I headed off to the hospital. Where my sister struggled on the bed. Attempting to move what was impossible. By that, I meant her limbs.

"Hello how are you?" I asked.

"I'm fine" she lied.

Since when did this needy little girl learn to lie? Did I fail in bringing her up? Could I be a failure of a brother? No way, I even ensured to teach her the gloriousness of potatoes since she was struggling with walking.

The girl who was afraid of a flying spaghetti monster under her bed is now all grown up huh? Actually there really was one under the bed, but that's a story for another time.

"Do you want to get healed?" I asked.

"...What are you talking about? The doctor's said it was impossible... in fact I might not even live for much longer..." in the end of her sentence, she started to mumbled and tear up.

As expected, she was still a needy little girl.

"so, yes or no?"I asked. Actually I would heal her regardless, but its fun to put this in her wedding dinner, if I ever approved of the man to date her in the first place.

Secretly, my camera was rolling.

"Why do you even ask this?! Stupid brother! I want to live! I want to have fun with others, talk , play suffer and do so many things! But now..." she was getting all emotional. I gripped my toes hard. Trying not to laugh.

Then she started to burst out in tears, and I bursted out in laughter.

I couldn't take it anymore.

"Close your eyes" I ordered her while laughing.

"Why?! What...?" she cried while confused.

"Just do it." I said.

I took the liquid medicine and shoved it in her mouth, lightly forcing it down her throat. Her eyes opened in shock.

"Are you ready for a miracle?" I laughed as I told her.

And then, she fell back onto the bed. She must be thinking something along the lines of "why?" or something right now.

"So, you want to stop pretending to be sick now?" I asked. 

"what?!' She sat up, and asked.

Then she realised, she could sit up.

"You should checkout tommorow" I said, as I left the hospital.