What was the murder happy plant monsters gargling on about? Something this world and gengur beng? Oh right it's words were gargled, tends to happen when you slit somethings throat. You'd think I'd be able to remember that with how many I've sliced over the years. You know, I wonder what this thing is capable of?
It's mother was a bitch and destroyed so much of my operations, so I made sure to use the extra slow and painful poison on it. Stupid fucking dryads, years of work against those stupid councils, wasted! Oh right capabilities, it's parts should be worth some money. Still not worth the trouble of sneaking out here on that airship but this was a … personal matter. I pull out my special monocle, the one I stole from the king of Rigbold. Oh boy I remember that, that was fun. He pulled it out and I swiped it right out of his hand and cut the chain. Man they were pissed, they actually tried to kill me, and when they didn't work they threw the bounty on me up by two thousand gold coins. Oh wait distracted again. I put the monocle up to my eye and examine the little bitch monster in front of me, hooray for max identify spell monocles!
Name: Petal
Race: Masquerade Willow Dryad: Level 12 (Rare)
EXP: 87
Class: Novice Paladin: Level 9 (Rare)
EXP: 30
Nutrition: 60/100
Race Traits:
1. Child of Nature
2. Flora Control
3. Blessed life
4. Magical conduit
5. Flora Network
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Age: 0
Skill points: 21
Elements: Light, Life, Spatial.
Interesting, interesting, oh a tri-element. Her parts will sell for good money after all. And damn someone has some levels already. Guess she was doing work these last few months, not that it helped her.
Health: 30/650 (784)
Mana: 152/2598 (3248)
Stamina: 857/663 (868)
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Strength: 66 (+5) (+)
Agility: 26 (+5) (+)
Endurance: 51 (+5) (+)
Magic: 116 (+)
Fortitude: 51 (+5) (+)
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General skills:
* Universal Communication – Level: 1 (Max)
* Blend – Level: 10 (Max)
* Plant Forming – Level: 1(+)
* Mobile Podding – Level: 4(+)
Class Skills:
* Spell List-Life Magic:
* Weak Heal - Level: 2
* Weak Regeneration - Level: 1
* Weak Cleanse Disease - Level: 1
* Weak Cleanse Poison - Level: 1
* Weak Body Reinforcement - Level: 1
* Weak Body Enhancement - Level: 1
* Weak Body Focusing - Level: 1
* Spell List-Light Magic:
* Weak Shield - Level: 1
* Weak Bull’s Strength - Level: 1
* Weak Cat’s Agility - Level: 1
* Weak Bear’s Endurance - Level: 1
* Weak Fei’s Magic - Level: 1
* Weak Dragon’s Fortitude - Level: 1
* Weak Cleanse Curse - Level: 1
* Triage
* Inspire Courage
* Free Casting
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ooooh, someone has some good stats. Already got some skills to, standard spell list for a paladin nothing special there. Next!
Weak Body Reinforcement: 4319: 50
Weak Body Enhancement: 4319: 59
Poison: 5hp/s, 1506: 32
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Titles: World Walker, Perfect Child
Oh look she was smart enough to use her spells on herself. The poison is still doing its work, between that and bleed damage she'll be dead in a minute or two. Now about those….. titles.
As I read the words world walker it's final words replay in my head. Gengur beng, probably gender bend, just like my beloved (Darvon) was. But how in the blazes of Verti is she, he, it, a monster? Well, the world has been going crazy recently with the damned other worlders making a mess of everything. Buuuuuut, they are trying to kill this one? Why is that? Duh, sunflowers 'perfect' child or whatever the fuck it was. Someone swung before checking their target. And now I'm doing their job for them, that pisses me off!
Oh, I've got an idea! My toy now! Hehe hehe, I'll take pictures later and send them to that council dickhead Bertrand or whatever his name is 's office. Maybe I'll put her in a dress too. Oh even better idea, my drug production still hasn't recovered from that Sunflower bitch's antics. Dryads are supposed to be good with plants right? And this one should be smart enough to coerce. She might even be agreeable if I let Tatic do the talking, fuckers got a golden tongue that I sometimes wanna rip out.
Health: 0/650 (784)
Mana: 152/2598 (3248)
Stamina: 857/663 (868)
Ops I broke it! Ow well, I guess I’ll make good parts outta its corpse. Wait, where’s the defeated message?
“Phoebe you bitch! You stole my kill!”
And Drazin just burst in through the trees, well if it isn’t the boneheaded king of monster hunting. Good, I’m looking for a decent fight.
“‘Yawn’ wassup sir scales a lot, long time no see. Also I got here first, so it’s MY kill. It’s not my fault that your dumb ass got buried in a rock slide.”
“Drazin we don’t have time for this, just confirm it’s dead and…”
“I think I’ll dice up that pretty little girlfriend of yours too.”
“HRUAAAHHH!”
My taunt worked, and the dumb lizard charged me. Well, at least I'll have some fun today.
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'Tap, tap, tap'
"Well, what do you have to say for yourself?"
"I, I, I didn't know. Please I won't do it again!"
"Not only did you fail to ask permission, you broke test regulations with that little stunt. Now look at what has happened."
"Please I can't fail this test, this is my last try! I'll fix it, just give m…"
"Absolutely not! The consequences are irreparable. The events are already in motion. We will discuss the punishment later. Go to your quarters, I will handle your duties."
Footsteps can be heard running off into the distance, echoing off the halls into eventual silence. Eventually, a new set makes its way forward.
"Here is the report on that monster master Bruss.”
“Ah yes thank you, I already know the specifications but it's good experience for you."
"'Huff' of course you do, so why did you lay into Balsa so much then? You know that it’s going to be fine."
"Because she still broke regulations, it may turn out relatively fine this time. But if she continues to perform little stunts like that her education will be for naught. Now let's see how our little oddity is doing. Ah good, they lost track of its corpse during their little fight, I won’t need to nudge it.”
“That sunflower creature really did make a menace to destroy them all.”
“Yes, and now we let the mortals suffer the consequences of pissing it off. Grab a snack, this is going to be entertaining.”