What was the meaning to life? Were we meant to suffer? The pain, the rage, the fear, the sadness, and the disgust wedged into Dalton from the one source he had never expected it to.

Doki Doki Adventure: Wet Wet Happy Days.

“Onii-chan, I want you to *beep* my *beep*.”

The on-screen little sister of the main character said. They were blood related. And then it popped up. The horrifying event that Dalton had done his best to avoid, but somehow he kept on choosing the right events to break the flags for the main character to consummate his forbidden love with his sister.

The witch had taped his eyes open so he could not avoid the gruesome scene.

She was waiting for him, tapping her fingers, a smile spread across her face. “Choose, Dalton.”

Dalton looked at the choices:

1. A) Let’s Fuck!

2. B) Let me lick your feet!

3. C) No! I will not sex you!

It had to be C right? It had to be! There was no way it wasn’t C. A and B were the choices for the H-scene. How could he avoid it? He had to choose. His gaze swiveled to the witch. She did not make any attempt to hide her joy at seeing him suffer.

“Are you ready to choose?” She tilted her head.

Dalton started to weep. “I don’t know. I do not know what choice I should make. I thought the choices I was making would avoid this scene, but it somehow made it worse.”

“I don’t know what to say Dalton. I let you choose. I didn’t pick another one.” Her expression darkened. “Could it be your just a giant pervert that wants to have sex with the main character’s sister?”

He had to do to pick. Dalton’s lips quivered as he opened his dry mouth to answer.

“I pick C.”

“Are you sure?”

Dalton bit his lips, blood trickled down. “I pick C.”

The witch picked C.

“Silly Onii-chan.” The little sister put cuffs on the main character. “You never had a choice.” There was darkness in the little sister’s eyes. “I shall sex you without your consent.”

Dalton screamed in horror as he watched the event unfold. He turned to look away, but the witch grabbed his head and turned him to the screen.

“You will watch everything. Do you see, what she is doing to him?”

“I don’t even know what I’m seeing.” Dalton yelled. “I’m scared.”

“You should be. What you are seeing is-”

She described everything that was happening in detail. Dalton felt a little bit of his soul crack that day. Years from now, he would wonder, what would he be like if he didn’t get tortured by watching multiple eroge that day.

He was forced to read and watch the whole H-scene unfold with the sister.

And afterwards, Ayane dragged her older brother to the basement. She had a priest chained up. She gave the priest murderous stare.

“You know what I want.” She tossed her brother’s body on the ground.

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Her brother was broken after their intense lovemaking. At least four ribs were broken, his legs bent the wrong way, and his fingers had been crushed into little stubs that made it look like cigarette butts.

He could still speak.

“Ayane. Please. Let me go.”

“Silly onii-chan. I kidnapped this priest’s family in order for us to marry each other.”

The priest cried. “She killed my family.”

“I told you, they are still alive.” She held a bottle with two glowing balls. “Unless you want me to feed their souls to the Dark God: Megalofuppo.”

The change in genre snapped Dalton out of his stupor. “What? What is this?”

The witch shushed him. “It’s getting to the good part.”

“Your insane!” The priest yelled. “If you release Megalofuppo, then the world will be doomed.”

“But I will be with onii-chan.” Her head tilted and her eyes were a mirror of blackness. “Now marry us!”

The priest was crying, and the main character was crying. Dalton wasn’t sure what to make out of it, but another choice came up.

1. A) Marry me.

2. B) I will marry you guys, please let my wife and daughter out.

3. C) I refuse.

Dalton wasn’t sure what choices he should make. It was weird. The choices were weird. Based on the second choice, didn’t this mean that the point of view had switched to the Priest? Was the Priest the new main character? What kind of game did that?

He turned to Yome and asked about it.

“I’m not saying anything. Hurry and choose so I can see you suffer.”

Not even trying to hide the animosity.

If choosing the most straightforward choice had brought him here, then maybe picking the most ridiculous would get him out.

“I choose A.”

The choice was picked.

Ayane slapped the priest.

“Do you want to die?”

That was quite a death stare she gave the priest.

The same three choices popped up again. Nothing had changed. Was this just an endless loop. No, wait, he was curious. What would happen if he chose A again?

“A!”

Dalton had a good feeling about this.

A CGI scene popped up. She had cut off his hands with a hatchet.

“I warned you.”

The priest’s screams were high pitched. He sobbed as he viewed the bloody stumps that used to his hands. Why would he make such a terrible choice and ask her to marry her?

“Hurry and marry me!”

Her brother made a death rattle.

The same choices popped again.

“Do you really want to make the same choice?” The witch asked.

He felt sorry for the priest because he was going to choose A again.

“A!” Dalton yelled.

“You don’t need to do that,” the witch sighed.

The hatchet dropped from her hand, clattering on the stone ground. Ayane’s face became beet red, she held her face embarrassed.

The fuck?

“If…if you keep on saying things like that, I’ll be embarrassed.”

“It doesn’t matter. I love you. I want to marry you.” He clasped her hands between his two stubs. “It doesn’t matter if you want to revive Megalofuppo with my wife and daughter’s soul. I only love you.”

Ayane looked away, embarrassed. “I only said I was because you never looked at me. I didn’t mean to kill your wife and daughter and put them in a jar or have sex with my brother. I did it because I want you to only look at me.”

The brother was dead.

“It’s alright!” The Priest said. “We can make a new life and leave your brother’s corpse along with my wife and daughter’s soul here. We can sacrifice them to Megalofuppo and have a good life together forever.”

And so, they did just that. They sacrificed the wife and daughter’s soul to create a new life together. One of peace and darkness. With Megalofuppo released, a thousand years of darkness reigned upon the human race. They were driven to extinction.

Good End.

“Wha-what?”

It was the only thing that came out of Dalton’s mouth after a few minutes of silence. What just happened? None of what happened in the last part of the scenario made sense.

Yome nodded, tears in her eyes, as she wiped them away with her finger.

“Yup! It’s a masterpiece.”

“Wh-no, wait none of this made any sense? Where did the priest come in from? The brother wasn’t the main character?”

“Why would the brother be the main character?”

“Be-because I just spent thirty hours making his choices!”

“The priest was always the main character,” she said as if it were obvious.

“I…I don’t understand.” If he could manage to free his arms from the chains, he would have held his head. “How would he be the main character? The story was about the brother, wasn’t it?”

“You’ll have to see every main heroine ending before unlocking the truth path, which will reveal why the priest is the main character.”

Color drained from his face. “Don’t tell me that I’m going to have to play through all of them.”

“Yes.”

“Maya! Save me!” Dalton yelled to the heavens.