The portal dissipated behind me, and I found myself in the courtyard of my mansion. The flowers lined the buildings, watered by my most loyal maidservants and concubines, all sporting the mandatory tight and revealing maid dresses.
The heavenly scent of freshly baked bread wafted from inside, so I sauntered in.
"Girls!" I called out. "The hero has returned!"
"Baby Imsi!" A dainty figure darted from around the corner. Blonde, slim, elf ears, and wearing nothing but an apron and cat oven mitts. It was my third girl, Laya. She jumped into my arms for a hug, and her soft dirty pillows melted against me. "You're back, you're back, you're back!"
"It smells delicious in here," I said. "Are you making lunch?"
She nodded, then her pink lips curled to an innocent smile. "And for dessert, you can have–"
"Not you," a voice interrupted. Stepping in was a tall woman--demon horns, thin wispy tail, red skin, and glasses. It was my loyal succubus, X'gghtrykiska Demonica K’rtraskova--or just Kisk when I don’t have much time. She was currently carrying a meter-long black dildo draped over her shoulder, as she so often does. "Lord Imsi is much too busy to be fondling around with such a... lesser species." She shifted her glasses as she shot Laya with a professional grin.
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Laya reflected a glare back at Kisk.
"Hey, hey," I said. "Take it easy."
Kisk looked up at me. "How was your quest, Lord Imsi?"
"Satisfied," I said. "But the reward was less than ideal."
Kisk threw the black dildo onto the floor, casting a wet thloop sound to echo throughout the mansion halls. "This is an insult!" she raged. "How dare those weaklings give you anything less than you deserve." The claws on her hands shot out. "Give us the word my Lord, and we will slaughter them all!"
I grinned. "I was actually on my way to do such a thing." I gave her a solitary nod, which she understood immediately. The blonde elf, Laya, instinctively readied herself for the command and hopped out of my arms to stand at attention.
Kisk offered me a bow. "We shall gather the party."
"Oh," I paused her. "And be sure to bring rope and duct tape."
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