Name:

“Are we really going to do this?”

“Yes. I am Serenitas. And this is my brother, Pira.”

Nicknames:

“I am known as the Tranquil God of the Seas. I promote peace throughout the land.”

“Do I really have to?”

“Yes, you do.”

“Fine. God of Fire, War, and Passion.”

Sex:

“I am Male, I have a dick.”

“I am Female.”

Sexuality:

“If there’s a hole, there’s a way.”

“I like women.”

“Really? You don’t look like the type.”

Date of Birth:

“This question is stupid as fuck. We’re gods. We don’t have birthdays.”

“Please apologize my brother. He’s like a puppy, doesn’t take kindly to strangers. Delusional too.”

“Me? A puppy? No, no, no. And I'm not delusional!”

Age:

“Sigh… We don’t have a birth date, we don’t age, I already told you that, why bother asking?”

Race:

“We’re gods. ‘Nuff said.”

Height:

“We don’t have a consistent height. That, and we never tried measuring ourselves.”

Weight:

“Hmm… Same as well on the weights.”

Build:

“Pira, You describe me, and I describe you.”

“Hm. That’s fine by me.”

“Pira has a well-built body, muscles thicker than anything else in his body. He has strength that rivals no one.”

“My sis has a very seductive, curved body. Very thick too– OW! What was that for?”

“Please describe me normally.”

“That was normal! The hell you mean by that?! OW! Stop punching me!”

Hair Color:

“Geez… Are you blind? Clearly, my hair is fire red, and my sister’s hair is water blue.”

Eye Color:

“You really are blind. Same colors .”

Eye Shape:

“Pira has a more sharper shape, while mine is more curved.”

Features:

“I have burning hair. Yes, if you’re thinking about it, my pubes are not. How can I pleasure the ladies if I burn their– OW! Stop it! Don’t make me hurt you!”

“Try it, you won’t.”

“…”

“See? Pussy. My hair flows through the air, as if it’s submerged in water, flowing in all directions. That’s why I tie it with strong aquatic plants to hold it in one place.”

“I see the lesbian image now.”

Skin:

“Both of us have dark skin. Which has logical ties. If any being with skin is underwater or in contact with fire for too long, they get darker skin, from the heat. Or at the very least, that’s what I think.”

Type of Clothes:

“I like wearing robes. Or any free-flowing clothes. Fighting is easy with them.”

“Any clothes are fine. I enjoy dressing up a lot. I don’t have any favorites and I experiment a lot.

Humor:

“Humor… I’ve never thought about it. I don’t know, I guess?”

“Seeing people get hurt makes me laugh. I think Cee called it Slapstick?”

“Awh, you called Cere “Cee.” That’s cute.”

“Even if you tell her that, she won’t believe you.”

“Wanna bet on that?”

“…”

“Well?”

“No… Please don't tell her.”

Bad Habits:

“My sister has a gambling problem.”

“As if you don’t have one too. You gamble on wars and arena batles. You even cheated by producing your own money.”

“What about you? You cheat on your enemies when playing casino games by making yourself hard to read!”

“That’s a skill, not cheating.”

“Well? What about your laziness?”

“And? What about it?”

“You look scary. I think I’ve said something I’ll regret. I’ll just shut up.”

Habits:

“Hmm.. I like fighting. I like the thrill of fighting, and at times participate in duels, as long as I restrict myself, with the help of my sis.”

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“I like watching things. Even the most boring ones. Watching trees grow, watching the people in Paradisus live their lives, watching people study and learn, it’s a pretty fun habit.”

“I think you’re the only one who likes that hobby.”

“Do you want me to hit you again?”

“No thanks.”

Competitiveness:

“Psh. Obviously! I’m so competitive!”

“Dumb too. He thought competitive drinks are a thing because recreational drinks are a thing.”

“Competitive drinking is!”

“I think that’s cheating because you can’t get drunk.”

“It is…"

"That’s why no one wants to drink with you.”

“Why do you do me like this, sis?”

“Why can’t I?”

“You shouldn’t…”

“No thanks.”

“…”

“When in comes to competitiveness, I’d prefer watching, but If I was urged, tricked or forced to play, then I play to win.”

Rash or Cautious:

“Pira is very brash and rough. If he is insulted, he immediately moves to force.”

“As I should. Beating them gets the job done.”

“You’d be feared, instead of worshipped, you know.”

“What about you? When someone curses you out or says mean things to you, you do nothing! No one takes you seriously!”

“You do know that if I try to beat someone up, more people will not take me seriously? And besides, I don’t need a religion. I’m fine.”

Fears:

“Hmm… I don’t have any. I am just Him. The one and only. The Powerful God!”

“Don’t mind him. I have a couple of fears. I have a fear of molten rock, or lava, and I’m scared that the seafolk may be extinct, as they treat me like friend, rather than a queen or a goddess.”

Secrets:

“I don’t have any secrets.”

“I do. Like… a lot. But small secrets. Not important secrets.”

Pet peeves:

“I don’t like quiet people. I’d rather trust a traitorous loudmouth, than a loyal hushhush.”

“That’s stupid.”

“You’re stupid.”

“Really? Again? Is that the best you can? You've used that schtick a thousand times!”

“What about it?”

“…”

“Huh?!”

“My pet peeve is his stupidity.”

Obsessions

“If ain’t obvious, we’re very obsessed with our authority. I’m obsessed with War, sis is obsessed with Peace. But for a peace lover, she’s very violent.”

“There is a big difference with harmless and peaceful, Pira.”

Family:

“I don’t really care about the others, they’re still family, I guess. But my sis is my only, true family.”

“Don’t be like that. Everyone is my family. I love every one, even the evil ones, they just need guidance.”

Friends:

“I consider Libby and Lucy as my best friends, than siblings.”

“The sea-folk are my friends.”

Followers:

“I have the most amount of followers in Terre. I don’t love them all, but I like what they’re doing.”

“Enslaving other races and inciting war?”

“The latter. I don’t condone the first one. If it were up to me, I oughta dismantle their fake religion.”

Threat Response:

“As I’ve said, Pira immediately throws punches and kicks, fireballs and dirt at anyone who wants to fight him. I remain calm, and I make sure they regret messing with me, slowly.”

Voice or Fists:

“Fists.”

“Voice first, then a tsunami, if they’re alone.”

Weakness:

“I guess you could say our weakness is each other? But I doubt anyone can take one of us down.”

“I agree!”

Love to Hate:

“I love to hate Cere. She’s very fun to irritate.”

“You always end up getting more pissed than her, to the point all of us has to cool you off.”

Irrational Fear:

“We don’t have irrational fears such as fear of spiders or snakes.”

“Easy for you to say, have you seen the monsters deep underwater where the sun doesn’t shine? Fucking ridiculous monsters.”

“Stop doing them, then.”

“You know that’s not what I meant.”

Choice of Weapon:

“Fire! And my body!”

“I like using water as a weapon, it’s very versatile and fun.”

Despised Person(s):

“The one they call “Father” or “Dad.” Honestly, I don’t see why sis and the others even try to smooch up to him. He’s a deadbeat. He made us, and disappeared. Left the responsibility to us.”

“You did the same thing to me, though.”

“That’s that, and this is this, sis. It’s different.”

Liked Person(s):

“If it isn’t obvious, we like each other.”

Angry Place:

“I don’t get angry, but If I am stressed, I go to the bottom of the ocean on either planet to rest.”

“I get angry all the time, but I don’t have an angry place, I like setting off like a volcano anywhere.”

Favorite Drink:

“Beer.”

“Water.”

Favorite Alcohol:

“Beer!”

“I don’t drink alcohol.”

The worst thing to do to a person:

“Burn them alive? Seems pretty painful to anyone.”

“I think drowning is more worse than being burned alive.”

View of Freedom:

“I don’t really think about those type of things. Pass.”

“Freedom is a very loose term. Being free is nice, but restrictions are there to stop you from doing something bad, or to protect you from someone doing bad.”

View of Lying:

"Lying is something you need to avoid, but if needed, you should."

“Lying is fine. I do it all the time!”

“I’m not surprised.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“I mean, I agree with you.”

“To which one?”

“Guess.”

Alignment:

“I guess I could be either neutral evil or chaotic neutral? It fits me, I think.”

“I think I’m true neutral.”

Hero:

“I am that hero! No one but me!”

“See? Delusional. I don’t have someone to see as a Hero.”

Call for Help:

“When I have a problem, I always call sis for help. And she does the same to me! She calls me first too!”

“Not really. I call Nameless or Cere first.”

“Tsk, man…”

Favorite Proverb:

“We have a singular proverb that we like telling each other.”

“Without peace, there can be no war. And without war, there can be no peace.”

Greatest Regret:

“I have many regrets, but I don’t have the biggest regret. I don’t have anything like that.”

“Same goes for me. Unless you consider “not being able to contribute in any discussion” as my biggest regret because that’s what I feel every meeting.”

Happy Endings:

“One can only dream of a happy ending.”

“Because you need to sleep to experience it.”

Perfection:

“Depends. A perfect what? If you’re talking about a perfect weapon, It’s a weapon that rarely breaks, and eliminates the enemy quickly. Like a greatsword! It’s heavy yes, but if you can master the weapon, you’re undefeated!”

“Perfection is in the eye of the beholder. Perfection varies from person to person.”

“All in all, it depends on the person and the thing.”

Time Travel:

“I won’t use it, just because I don’t have any reason to, yet.”

“I don’t know what consequences it might bring, I might bring forth a disaster instead of a blessing with it.”

Powers:

“We’re immortal. Pira can control the temperature of every single matter in the world. He can also control fire, and the sun, and he’s practically immortal as long as there is warmth, conflict, and passion in this world. He can incite passion and anger in anyone, and those around him will be more easily influenced with violence.”

“The same goes with sis. She can control any liquid, from blood, sweat, sea, tea, everything that is liquid, even the semi-liquid. She can also control anything that has liquid in it. People, plants, trees, and more. She’s immortal as long as there’s water. I think that’s about it.”

“You forgot my ability to pacify people with my presence and making them calm and composed, peaceful, or sleepy.”

“Oh, that too.”

Voice:

“My voice is kind of rough and loud.”

“Like a strong, blazing fire, exuding strength every time you speak.”

“Oooh… Let me do that too.”

“Right. My voice is soft, and fluffy, as others would say. Seductive even.”

“Akin to a serene, bubbling river, beckoning you to play with it.”

“…”

“What? I can use big words too.”