First Luka introduces me to his immediate family. I have Already met his mom Daphne. She is looking at me like a lioness on the hunt for her young and I am the tasty gazelle. She has to understand I am not marring her son. We are just friends. Next is Luka dad Isac. He is a pretty big man about 6 ft. 5 in. He has silver hair with white highlight and what I can understand he is a calm pretty lax. At least he not trying to get me to marry Luka. Next is Eva she is six. and she has got a mouth like a machine gun. She keeps on asking me all these different questions before I can answer one she asks another. Lucky for me Gabriel also known as Gabe. drags her off. He apologizes for her action. Gabe is around 13 he has short spikey snow white hair with silver streaks in it. he also where's glasses. He seem to be the most serious person in the family even more than Luka. Next I meet the rest of the clan. Robin is sitting on top of shoulder of the biggest person I ever seen in my short seventeen years of life. It is her Dad Gordon Redblood and boy has he really been taking his vitamin. Weighing in at 7ft 4in 385 pounds of pure muscle he is the biggest person in the entire house. He has Snow white hair like his daughter. He also seems to be a doting parent. I ask Luka why is he so big. He says that his grandfather was a giant. Well Robin pretty tall for girl to she is 6ft 1in. She towers over who is now 5ft 6in. Next We Have Marco Crimson. Who I dubbed as pervert guy Marco. He still try's to hit on me even though he knows I use to be a guy. He says "your girl now what's the problem". Then Daphne kicks him away from. Next there is Japanese guy sitting on the couch with a Chinese Woman wearing a china dress in his lap. They Reiji and Yaoyao Ketsueki . Reiji has long black hair that go to his shoulders not thin but not muscular either. He says he lives by the way of the sword. he use to be a samurai back in the day fought with the Shinsengumi. Then there is Yaoyao she is a martial art freak and battle junkie and she even created her own fighting style with has not been beaten in over 300 years. Apparently they have been married for 99 years and still going strong and are madly in love. Good for them I know people who can't even stay married for 3 months cough Kim Kardashian cough. Finally we have Natasha Luka grandmother and head of the clan. She looks similar to Celine. except she is a little taller and has black highlight in her hair. She also has a scar on her right cheek. After that they ask me how did I become a vampire. I tell them how I met Luka. How Mike and I invite him camping. How I met Celine. I tell them that Mike got turned into a showdow vampire and how I was force to kill him. I started to tear up on that part but I held it in. How Nigel nearly killed me and Celine saved e by turning me into a vampire. After my story half of them were crying the others were holding it back and looking at me with pity. Daphne pull me in tight for a hug.
Daphne. Oh child you can stay here as long(crying) want Aunty Daphne will make sure to take care of you from now on
Jarrin: Your...Choking....me
Daphne: Oh sorry
Jarrin: How can I stay here what about my mom.
Natasha: I will handle that. I will use a illusion ring and disguise my self as a cop then I will tell her that something happen in the cabin. I will tell her that you are safe but your friend Mike was killed and you had to go into witness protection right away.
Jarrin: I guess I am in your care.
Daphne: Now that the gloomy stuff settled let me cook you something to eat.
Everyone: NO!
Luka: I am sorry Mom we want to welcome her not kill her.
Daphne: I am sure my cooking is not that bad Isac, Eva, Gabe you like my cooking right.
Isac, Eva, Gabe,: We plead the fifth
Marco: Your cooking not bad it is lethal. Your cooking so bad that Isac is now immune to every poison know to man and magical creature because he is force to eat your cooking for so long. Your cooking so bad I use it as a rat poison. Your cooking so bad terrorist classify it as a weapon of mass destruction. Your cooking is so bad that back in World War II Hitler use it as a form of torture. Your Cooking is so .....
Daphne kicked Marco out the house. When I say that I mean he was sent flying like mother fucking team rocket blasting off again. There is now a Marco shape whole in the roof.
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Jarrin: Is he going to ok?
Daphne: He will be fine. He is like a cockroach annoying and extremely hard to kill
It take s Marco about fifteen minuets before he comes back. Natasha gives me a ring and a key. The ring is and illusion that will help me hid my eyes and my fangs. The Key is a space key. She shows me how to poor manna in the key then she tells me to put the key in one of the empty rooms. the door well lead to your own little world perfect for each individual owner. She also tells me not lose it because these keys are fucking expensive and I am not getting another one.
Natasha: Now that the boring stuff is over it now time for a Bloodheaven Clan tradition. Before a new member joins they have to take a shot of every members favorite drink and don't worry Red were vampire we can't get liver cancer or alcohol poisoning. After that we all drink your favorite drink. First up Eva.
Eva poor me a shot of chocolate milk. What do you expect she is six and can't drink. I drink it like shot of Whisky and Eva cheers. Next up is Gabe. He pours me some Coke. I pop that shit back. Next is Luka poor's me a shot of bourbon. I drink that shit. Daphne poor's me some red wine. I guzzle that down sophisticated like. I am now starting to get a little tipsy. Isac poor's me some Scotch. I drink that shit. Marco poor's me Some Sex on the' beach
Jarrin: You only like that because of the name
Marco: We just met and you already know me so well we must be soulmates
Jarrin: Just give the danm drink
After I finish the Sex on the Beach ,Robin gives me a shot of Margarita and Gordon gives me some whisky. After I drink that Reiji gives me some Saki and Yaoyoa gives me some Gin. I bow then I pop that shit back. Finally Natasha poor's me some Tequila I all most choke to death on that one.
Natasha: Welcome to Family little Red now WHAT YOUR DRINK!
Jarrin: COKE AND RUM!
Everyone: COKE AND RUM!
I poor everyone a shot of coke and rum except for Eva and Gabe who I gave just Coke too. Then everyone guzzled it down. we do the same thing With Celine. Her drink is Vodka. Danm Natasha and Celine sure are related.
Natasha: Now lets party WOOH!
Everyone: Woo!
We begin to part nonstop Eva is devouring cake and is now on a sugar high. Gabe is stealing Liquor. I thought he was the responsible type. guess look can be deceiving. Luka and I start playing beer pong. Yaoyao and Reiji are making out and heading to their room. Reiji has his hand on her ass and one of Yaoyao tits are hanging out. Robins already past out and Marco is trying to put the moves on Robin. Now Gordon is Strangling Marco for trying to put the moves on Robin. Daphne wrangle Eva and Gabe and send them to bed. Isac, Natasha, And Celine are having a drinking contest. We party late into night.
Celine: I think it is time I get going
Natasha: Grandma your little to drunk to fly
Celine: I am not drunk your drunk
Then Celine takes out her wings and stats to fly but she crashes into a tree. She is not moving. Luka, Natasha and I go check on her. She is fine she just fell a sleep. Luka picks her up puts her on the couch. Then I decide to call it quit for the night. I go to and empty on the second floor room 206. I put manna in the key then I put in the lock. The room number changers from 206 to Jarrin. then I open the door. All I can say is magic is awesome. There are three levels the first Level is A kitchens with all the supply there is also garden with a bunch of fruits and vegetables. I go to next floor I take the elevator because I do not want to take the stairs. It is a man cave or should I say woman cave. it has a huge plasma screen TV a lazy boy and Xbox with all the games I got at home. I also have a chocolate fountain a mini fridge and a soda machine. and the piece of resistance a library shelf filled with Wuxia light novels and Manga. After that I go to the third floor there is a king size red bed with A stuff Rottweiler. Is that Darwin I thought I lost him when I was five years old. There is a desk with a computer and chair. there is also a door that leads to the a bathroom I so I can take a bath or shower. I crash into my bed. It feels like I am sleeping on a cloud. I close my eyes and slowly fall asleep. This was my first day in the Bloodheaven house.