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The Adventures of a Black Genderbending Vampire
Chapter 70 I Hate tenticles and I Miss Fucking Ace.

Chapter 70 I Hate tenticles and I Miss Fucking Ace.

So the six of move all the passengers in there rooms and Lock the door and. We put crew somewhere safe. Now the most important question does anyone know how drive a boat.

Jarrin: can any drive this thing

Wave: Not to worry I been on the seas my whole life I know how drive a boat just like riding a bike.

Mikki: Except if you fuck up we end up like the Titanic

Shelbi: Don't fuck up Wave

Wave: No faith at all. Shelbi how long have we been together

Shelbi: 3 years

Wave: Have I ever let you down

Shelbi: Yes don't fuck up Wave

Jarrin: Does anyone else know how to drive a boat.

They shake their heads

Jarrin: Fuck.

Wave: Relax I will put in Auto we beat the Trencher and who ever is controlling them and we wake up the Captain Problem solve and I go back to winning the limbo contest.

Luka: Every thing you said correct except I am winning the Limbo contest

Jax: Both of you are wrong I am winning the limbo contest

Jarrin & Shelbi: WHO CARES ABOUT THE FUCKING LIMBO CONTEST!

Luka& Wave & Jax: Sorry

Jarrin: Oh yeah what do you mean some one is controlling the Trenches

Shelbi: Trenches are usually hired muscle they are not that smart.

We go to the deck and we wait for the trenches and their mysterious leader. I do not know who it will be but it wil probably some aquatic creature. We wait and wait. We get a little board and start to play some cards.

Mikki: Why have they not attack yet I am so board.

Wave: My guess is they only expected humans to be on this ship. I am thinking they are trying to come up with a new game plan

Luka: Also the longer we wait the more moral we loose and less we feel like fighting.

Jarrin: Should we go attack them

Luka: No they have the advantage in the water. The only people who are built for aquatic combat is Wave and Shelbi. beside that it is foggy outside you'd get lost

Jarrin: No I would not

Jax and Mikki: Yes you would

Jarrin: Shut up

Shelbi: Check it out I see 3 ships when did they get close to us.

Jax: They use the fog as cover.

Mikki: Jarrin were going to be in a real pirate fight best Honeymoon ever

Shelbi: This is your Honeymoon

Jarrin and Mikki: Yeah

Shelbi: How come you wont marry me Wave

Wave: Danm stepped on a landmine

Shelbi: We will talk about this later.

The Trenches get off there boat and start coming for us. Shelbi and Wave jump into the water. Shelbi legs turn into a light blue fish tail.

Shelbi :We will take care of the Small fries there isn't anything faster than a mermaid in the water

Wave: She is right Shelbi is faster than I am.

Shelbi swims around the life boat and starts pulling Trenches and stabbing the with a knife she made out of water. Then Wave is acting like Jaws sneak attacking them by popping out of the water and biting their throats. He is really like a shark. Then a Harpoon shoots at Shelbie

Wave: Shelbie LOOK OUT!

Wave gets in front of the harpoon and catches it with his teeth. and crushes it. Wow that is some amazing bite strength. another harpoon fires this time it hits Wave in the shoulder.

Shelbi: WAVE! are you ok

Wave: I am fine but I am going to feel that in the morning

Shelbi: Quit joking around you got a harpoon in your shoulder let go back to the ship for now.

???: Like I let you do that

Wave: a Kraken man

The Kraken man has gold skin and six arm like tentacles with four more harpoon He throws another one Wave goes to protect Shelbi. But Luka is already there flying in the air Mikki and I follow him.

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Luka: Not Today

Kraken Man: Your lucky the vamp was here to save you shark

Jarrin: tentacles it just had to have tentacles

Mikki: What wrong with tentacles

Jarrin: I don't want to talk about it.

Luka: You are remembering Calamari aren't you

Jarrin: Don't even speak that evil slimy creature name

Mikki: Who is Calamari

Luka: He was one of Robin experiments that wrapped Jarrin in his tentacles 

Mikki: You were in live tentacles porn

Jarrin: Shut up

Jax: Hey Luka

Luka: What

Jax: Was it hot

Luka: A little bit

Jarrin: I HERD THAT!

Luka: Fuck!

Kraken Man: Stop ignoring me you rats with wings

He starts throwing harpoons at us  we doge them in the air. Mikki fly's Wave back to ship and Shelbi goes with them. Then she applies light magic on him and takes out the harpoon. I should of went with them.  God my trauma is acting up and it freaking me out I hate fucking tentacles This guy need to be taken out.

Kraken Man : Die, Die, Die, Take this TENTICLE REACH

He reaches his tentacle and it grabs me and it fucking wrapping around me constricting Me it all over my breast and crotch. Gross it is so fucking slimy. I HATE FUCKING TENTICLES.  The Kraken men is full of lust.

Kraken: Well look like I got some good booty on this job

Jarrin: Fucking pirate pun

Luka face gets dark and he rips the tentacle that was holding me and brings me back to the boat

Kraken: Ahhhhhhhhhh

Luka: Stay

Jarrin: ok

 Why am I being so obedient right now. Maybe I just don't want to touch him. Luka looks really angry thought Then he goes over to the Kraken

Kraken: You Bas....

Luka: DIE! HEAVENS WRATH!

A huge lighting bolt falls from heavens and he struck by the lightning. He turns into cinders. Since the Kraken is defeated the Trenches retreat to their boat. they are sailing away and Luka comes back.

Shelbi: They are getting away

Jarrin: I got this

I know I am going to regret this. I wind up and throw a punch.

Jarrin: FIRE FIST!

A huge flaming Fist goes and destroys the boat. Than I begin to cry.

Shelbie: Why are you crying they were the enemies

Jarrin: I not crying because of that(crying) I am crying because I fucking miss Ace

Shelbie: What?

Mikki: Why did you (crying) Do that now I am sad.

Jax: What do you mean you miss Ace?

Mikki: He Died

Jax: ACE IS DEAD! I am only on the Impel Down Arc

Luka: It was Fucking sad I flipped a table Jarrin was Balling.

Shelbie: What is going on? 

Wave: At Least There Is Sabo

Jarrin and Mikki: (crying) good guy fucking Sabo

Luka: You Know One Piece

Wave: Luffy going to be King of Fucking Pirates

Shelbie: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT FUCKING PIRATE SHOW YOU WATCH!

Wave: It is not a Pirate show it is a way of life. You would not understand

Shelbie faced palm. I make a vow in my heart if or when I have a son I am going to name him Ace and there is not danm thing Luka can do about it. I look into the sea and promise myself.  The fog clears and we wake up the guess. Nothing really exciting happen after the kraken and the trenches, but we did have a lot of sex. We say Goodbye to Shelbie and Wave after the trip and head back. Pretty soon Collage starts. and After that we will start are company Greyline. The next eight years we will all be really busy.