Ruzi Pov
After I taught the little boy a lesson his mom invited me to join her team in an underground fighting tournament. I wanted to refuse I teach a Martial Arts Class I also open a eastern Medicine shop a couple of years ago. Than Jarrin remind me I ditch her when Leona was in heat making her not be able to fight. What can I say Leona is a berserker when she is in heat she caught me last year and my legs still feel sore. Even though she punished me when she got back. When Jarrin punish people, she can be a sadist she has a voodoo doll of every adult in the house. I have tried to find an destroy mine several times but she keeps those things under lock and key. When I was teaching a class. She started fondling my voodoo doll. I was moaning and nobody knew why. I had to send them out before I almost came in front of them. She did so many exotic things that would make a pervert blush. Well I guess Leona did way more to Jarrin than she did to me.
It has been a week and now I am off. Jarrin decides to come with us, but she has to take audience ship while we the ship for the contestants. Jarrin ship leaves a few days after mine because the contestants have to get there early. I meet up with Yaoyao and Zhang and she makes a portal. When I step I see two more people a man and a woman. The woman is a Jiangshi. There different types of Jiangshi. She seem a lot more animated than lower level one I have come across. She has pale gray skin and dark black hair and eyes. Her breasts are as big as Minnie’s. She is wearing a dark green China dress. and has a talisman hanging off on the side of her head. The man is a Dullahan. How do I know he is holding his head and still walking around fine? Not to mention green flames coming out of his body. He is wearing silver knight armor and has a long giant broad sword
Yaoyao: Weiwei and Angus long time no see.
Weiwei: It has been a long time I have not seen you since Hong Kong. How is Reiji doing.
Yaoyao: You know missions still loves the way of the sword.
Angus: So, who do you got behind you. Are they a member of our team? They both seem a little young. Where is Reiji.
Yaoyao: This is my son Zhang this is going to be his first underground tournament. The other is my Disciple wife Ruzi Bloodheaven. she could not make it so she offered a substitute. I vouch for her skills she is quite good.
Weiwei: Well if you vouch for I am fine.
Angus: Just try not to hold us back.
Now was rude. Whatever after the five of us gather we make our way to the pier. We would teleport there but Island has a barrier around it the only way to get there is by boat. When we get there, we see an old wooden ship that looks like it will barely set sail.
Zhang: What a piece of crap.
Ruzi: Is that thing safe.
Weiwei: I would say that I would be scared of drowning but I'm dead ahahahahahah
Angus: You and your jokes.
Weiwei: I think I am funny. When I was younger I wanted to be a standup comic but I can't because I am dead hahahahah.
Everyone: Uggggghhhh
Several teams head on to boat. We all get on and Yaoyao hands the captain our invitation he checks to see if it is fake an than he send us on our way. The island is in a unhabituated island in the China Sea. This ship is so crappy I do not know how we are going to get there. Suddenly magic surrounds the ship and it move faster than a plane. We all go to the dining hall to eat our meals. I see Angus eating. How the hell does he do that when his head is not connected to his body. There is food and drink and everyone is having a good time. than a man walks on stage.
Man: Everyone please go to the main deck the Captain would like to see you.
We all start moving to main deck and there is the Captain. He gives us all a smirk. I can tell he is up to something. I just do not know what.
Captain: Now that I have all your attention I would like to say a few things. out of the all the teams on this boat only one will be able to get a spot to compete in the tournament.
Everyone: WHAT !
Captain: Consider this the preliminaries round. I was going to have a minnie tournament but I decided that would take too long so were going to have a battle royal. Rules are simple just kill or throw off the people on my ship. The winning team will punch their ticket to the tournament.
Man: So, we either die or get thrown off a ship that is going so fast that we not survive the landing your basically telling us to die.
Captain: You might live. This is an underground tournament death should be expected, but if you are too terrified and want to go cry to your mommy I can always let you off now.
Angus: Going to cry to your mom kid
Zhang: Have you met my mom
Everyone remains silent I guess they are in shocked because they will not even set one foot on the island. They could possibly even die a worthless death. When we got on board re were given magic restraining bracelets. This is a pure Martial Arts tournament no magic is allowed. So, if you fall off the boat you probably could not save yourself with Magic.
Captain: LET TGE PRELEMANARIES BEGIN!
People start to attack each other it is a total brawl. Everyone is taking out their weapons. I take out two fans made out of Metal Bird feathers. . The feathers are as sharp as a blade. A werewolf uses his claws to attack me but I block him with my fan and with one kick I send him over board.
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Angus: So, you’re not useless good maybe I can truss you to watch my back.
He draws his sword and begin to chop people down left and right. Some people try to go for his head but his body throws it up than he hits everybody with several rapid-fire punches.
Weiwei: Your getting slow in your old age Angus. I don’t get older because I am dead hahahahhahahah
Weiwei fighting style is suicidal for any normal people person. She does not even try to dodge and several blade pierces through her flesh. It does not stop her at all. She stands on her hand and twirls her legs sending several people off the boat. Then she takes one of the swords in her body and start using it as a weapon.
Yaoyao: Weiwei is a pain to fight not only does she have incredible strength but you cannot hurt her and less you aim for the head.
Weiwei: Oh, danm my arm fell off. I will have to sew it back on later. I can do that because I am dead hahahah
Zhang: DRANGON FURY MARTIAL ART RYU SWORD STRIKE!
Zhang take out the short sword he has on his back and create a dragon and devours several enemies. Zhang combined Dragon Fury martial arts with swordsmanship creating several original moves.
Yaoyao: Looks like there will not be any real completion DRAGON FURY MARTIAL ARTS RAGING DRAGON FIST!
With one strike Yaoyao takes out fifty opponents. Wow she is really strong I guess we are going have to spar one day. I see a shadow sneak up behind me I dodge. I look and see it is five giants.
Giant: Take one of them hostage we can use her to gain leverage.
All four giants come after me.
Ruzi: SWALLOW STEPS!
In a instant I vanish. I take out the first buy chopping his Achilles tendons he falls to ground I slice his neck with one of my fans. Two of them corner me I hop on of their knees and use as a spring board. I jump in the air and kick each of them in the face. I kick them so hard that they fly off the boat. They left several of their teeth behind.
Giant HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY BROTHERS!
He goes for a punch but I block it with a fan. The sharpness of my fan causes him to bleed. I throw it like a boom a rang it slit his throat and it comes back to me. He holding his throat gasping for air. Then I pick him up and throw the 800 men off the boat. I look at the last one.
Ruzi: Do you want to avenge your brother.
Giant: Brothers what brother I hardly knew them.
Then he turns around and jumps off the boat himself. I think I heard him say monster on his way down. Am I really a monster? The other team wise up and decided they should get rid of our team first, Bad idea. Now that they are all in a group they will all be eliminated at once.
Yaoyao: DRAGON FURY MATIARL ARTS DRAGON STORM BARRAGE!
Yaoyao finish off all the other buy hitting every one of them with a barrage of punches that I could hardly even see. The Captain rings the bell.
Captain: The winner is Team Ketsueki
Yaoyao: Will there be any more surprises
Captain: That is, it for now. There are 16 other ships. Each ship had a battle Royal and only the strongest will be allowed to compete in the Underground Battle Arena. I suggest you get some rest the crew will be at your disposal. There is also a training room down below use it to prepare for the competition. You will need it.
The Captain leave with the five us standing here.
Yaoyao: Ok everybody let’s get some rest we will arrive in three days. Tomorrow I want us to do some light matches so that we will know what everyone can do.
Everyone: Ok
Angus: You’re not have bad little girl
Ruzi: You do realize I am 42
Angus: WHAT! your only ten years younger than I am I thought you were the same age as Yaoyao kid.
Ruzi: I am witch
Weiwei and Angus: WHAT!
Angus is a Dullahan They live around 500 years but they can’t change their ages. So out everyone her Angus looks the oldest even through oldest is probably either Yaoyao or Weiwei. Witches are also not known for their martial art skills. Jarrin. Leona, Piper and Aurora are probably the only witch that are good in close combat besides my family. Jarrin is the only that can beat me. Maybe that reason why I fell in love with her because she can overpower me.
Angus: I thought witches sucked at close combat.
Weiwei: You got it from your father what was he/
Ruzi: A shade
Angus: THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE!
Yaoyao: Ruzi came from the Feng Family Weiwei You remember Hong Kong That witch Yumei with was extremely good a fighting. This is her younger sister.
Weiwei: YOU’RE THE SIBLING OF THAT SISCON!
Ruzi: What has she done now
Yaoyao: Weiwei remember what happened in Hong Kong Stays in Hong Kong.
Now I really want to know. I hope she did not show them my baby pictures I could die from embarrassment if that happen. Suddenly I hear a gurgling sound it is coming from Weiwei
Ruzi: Shouldn’t you not need to eat because your dead.
Weiwei: I NEVER JOKE ABOUT FOOD!
Ruzi:………
Zhang: I feel like common sense warps every time I meet one of mom’s friends. I will never get use to this
After that I go to my room and get ready for bed when I open the door to my surprise I see two familiar faces Mika and Eliza.
Ruzi: What are you two doing here shouldn’t you be in school
Mika: Hi mommy. I borrowed on of mom’s cloaking potions. We wanted to watch Martial Arts tournament. You were cool taking on those five giants I think the last one was going to wet his pants.
Eliza: Don’t blame me Mika wanted to follow you I tried to stop him but he would not listen.
Ruzi: Does Jarrin no you’re here
Mika and Eliza: Yes/No
Mika and Eliz: No/Yes
I sigh inwardly. I want to be angry at them but they are giving me puppy dog eye right now. I can’t get mad. I am sucker for kids and they know it.
Ruzi: We will deal this in the morning
Mika takes the couch and Eliza come sleep with me in the bed. I wonder how Jarrin going to react to this when she finds out.