Santa Pov
Oh, so much to do, so much to do. It is my busiest time of the year. I been pushing the elves quite a bit this year because I was procrastinating. Spent too much time in Boca with Mrs. Clause after the Holiday/ If you know what I mean. I start to make my rounds making sure everything is perfect. I only work a few weeks out of the year, so I must do a good job. My first round is a place I like to call the Toy Factory. I go there a see the Head Elf Toy Development Peppermint
Peppermint: Ok people countdown to Mr. C big flight I want to see some movement people. Holiday how are those game systems coming along.
Holiday: All systems built boss
Peppermint: Excellent. Mistletoe how goes the stuff animals.
Mistletoe: Increased fluffiness by 20%
Peppermint: Not bad but I think we can go bigger crank it up to 35% the fluffier the better.
Millstone: THAT IS SO MUCH FLUFFFINESS!
Peppermint: I am taking a real gamble, but I trust you Mistletoe go fluffy or go home. You think you can pull it off.
Mistletoe: YES BOSS!
???L BOSS BOSS !
Peppermint: Calm down Candy Cane your scaring me what is the problem. Someone get this kid a glass of milk and a pack of chocolate chip cookies he is dying over here.
Candy Cane: I DON’ T NEED A GLASS OF MILK! Gary messed up an order of I phone now over a 100 kids will get last year’s version.
Peppermint: DANM IT GARY! This is what I get for hiring my sister husband cousin. Ok Take several people from Board games. Get them to work on the I phone. Than move three Stuff Animal stuffer. With all that we should be able to make it before liftoff.
Candy Cane: Ok boss
Peppermint: I am going to need some Nog after this. God danm it Gary when I get my hands on you I am going to.... HEY BIG C HOW ARE YOU! How Mrs. Clause. How long have you been here?
Santa: The whole time. Well I can see you have everything under control. Even the unexpected surprises.
Peppermint: Thanks boss don’t worry everything will be prepared for tonight.
Santa: I have faith in you
After I say goodbye to Peppermint. I go to The Reindeer stalls there I see Jangle and he is messing around with Rudolph.
Jangle: Rudolph can you stop shinning your nose you’re going to take out someone eye. Oh, I forgot you can’t understand me you’re a deer. The only thing special about you is the shiny nose. WAIT DON'T SIT ON ME AHHHHHHHHH ! YOU STUPID AMNNIMAL!
Rudolph was always a spirted one. Even after hooking up with Vixen and having a young buck named Rufus. The Old guy still got it. I don't want to ruin Jangle and Rudolph play time. He does not get out much anymore. His only enjoyment is messing with Jangle. Who am I to ruin and old man pleasure. My final stop is the Naughty or Nice list. I get in to the List room and see several elves sorting through names. They are dividing the good kids from the bad one. I sit in my chair and I also look though as well. I have to make sure I check it twice. Than Angel comes up to me. She oversees this department.
Angel: I am having trouble sorting several kids. Do you think you can help me Santa?
Santa: No problem Angel who do you got.
Angel: Andy Martin?
Santa: Whom he did stuff frogs in the teachers draws. And pulled Cassy Johnson pigtails, but he does like Casey and does not know how to show it. He did beat up beat up the people her bullying her and He does take care of his sick mother. I am going to go with nice.
Angel: Ok Harold Ramsey
Santa: Naughty
Angel: Really?
Santa: Don’t be fooled by his appearance. He tortured his neighbor’s cat and then told them it ran away. That kids has got problems. He is showing the signs of a serial killer and needs help. But It not my job to raise other people kids.
Angel: Mika Bloodheaven
Santa: That Kid is on the fence every year. He just barely passes Nice. He may like to pull pranks, but he never goes to far an always apologizes if he does. He is good kid deep down. He even feeds the stray cats on his way to school every morning.
Angel: Ok Santa that it. Thanks for the help How the new baby and Mrs. Clause
Santa: Nicky and Noel are good Angel.
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Nicolas and Noel are the apples of my eye. I have recently just got the Santa Mantle pass down from my father Chris Kringle III. I am Michael Kringle and. I have been Santa Clause for going on 7 years now. Suddenly I hear a crashing sound.
Santa: WHAT IS HAPPENING!
My head of security Winter Green comes in with several of his men behind him. They are carrying several pistols.
Santa: WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT IS HAPPENING!
Winter Green: Krampus have infiltrated Santa Village. It is bad. Really bad the elves are panicking cookies and Milk are everywhere.
Santa: How could they get pass our defenses nobody knows our defenses code beside the Clause Family.
Winter Green: That is correct sir nobody, but a member of the clause family knows how to get through our defense not even me.
Santa: JONAH!
Winter Green: I am afraid so sir. Your Elder brother Jonah is leading the Krampus. I knew he was a black sheep of the family, but I never thought he would go this far. Not only that he is doing it on Christmas of all days.
Santa: He is doing it because it is Christmas. Do you know what will happen if we don’t deliver the toys to all the good little girls boys?
Winter Green: I know sir
Santa: Winter get Noel and Nicky out of here. That is your only job. I will do what I can protect the village.
Winter Green: Sir I am your strongest warrior I should go with you.
Santa: That why I am sending my wife and son with you, because you are my strongest warrior. You’re the only one I can trust to protect them.
Winter Green:…… DANM IT !
I think of something fast than I notice the last name of the child that I was discussing who was on the Naughty or nice list. Bloodheaven. That kid’s parents, aren’t they Mercenaries. Ok new plan.
Santa: Ok Winter Green new plan once you get Noel and Nicky I want you to hire the Grayline Mercenaries.
Winter Green: WHAT THEM BUT THEY ARE CRAZY EVERY LAST ONE! It would be a miracle if they do not kill everybody.
Santa: It Christmas it all about Miracles. Now Get going.
Winter Green: Elf 1 and 2 you’re with me. The rest of you are with me. COME ON PEOPLE MOVE MOVE MOVE !
Santa: Good Luck Winter
Winter Green You to Sir
Winter Pov
I head out the room with my two men and heal to the nursery on the opposite side of the village. Did I mention they are filled with Krampus? I take out my Saber it made of pure peppermitum the hardest substance in Santa’s Village.
Winter Green: Alright boys. Elven get our getaway ride. A sleigh and a fast reindeer. Takeout Blitzen’s kid Basher.
Elven: On it Boss
Winter Green: Nutcracker you’re with me watch your six
Nutcracker: I ready to bust some heads and crack some nuts
Winter Green: Do you have to say that every time we go into battle.
Nutcracker: Yes
Winter Green: Whatever
Nutcracker and I split off from Eleven and we head to the nursery. Krampus try to stop us but I take out my saber.
Winter Green: PEPPERMINT STRIKE!
Nutcracker: NUT CRUSHER!
I stab one of the Krampus and Nutcracker punches one in the nuts. I cover my crotch every time I see that/ Sometimes I think Cracker is scarier than I am in fight. He always goes for the nuts. Kids don’t punch people in the nuts unless you’re out of options. We finally make it to the nursey and it is surrounded by Krampus. Cracker and I charge them, and I pierce them with my saber and Cracker shoots them with his pistol. Every shot hits them in the nuts. Again, with the nuts, what is with you and hitting people in the balls you have a sick hobby, but I am glad you’re on our side.
Winter: NOEL IT ME WINTER OPEN THE DOOR!
Noel: Winter is that you what is going on. Where is Michael?
Winter: No time to explain grab Nicky we are getting the two of you out of here. Hurry we do not have much time before more Krampus come.
Noel: Ok
She grabs Nicky and the four of us head to the Reindeer stables to meet Elven. I hope he is ready because we just got spotted and they are gaining on us.
Nutcracker: The three of you go on. I will hold them.
Winter: Cracker that is suicide. If you stay behind you may not comeback What and I am going to tell Odette She is nine months pregnant
Nutcracker: Isn’t Turtle Dove pregnant as well. Your still out here. Hey if it is a boy I want him to be named after me, and take care of my wife if I don’t make it out.
Winter: CRACKER THAT IS A DEATH FLAG! DON’T SAY SHIT LIKE THAT!
Nutcracker: It has been and honor serving with you Winter Green
Winter: CRACKER!
Cracker Takes his guns and runs in the other direction and he starts firing away. I take Noel by the hand and I do not look back
Nutcracker: HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKERS !
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! And explosion happens Cracker detonated a bomb taking several enemies with him just to give us more time. Just to save Christmas. We fight our way to the stable there we see Elven and the Stable Elf Jangle. They have a sleigh with Basher attach to it. I put Noel and Nicky into the sleigh and then I get in myself
Elven: Where is Cracker?
Winter: He did not make it.
Elven: Danm it Nut.
Jangle: Come on we got to keep moving.
Winter: He is right we can mourn when our enemies are in the ground. Right now we got to put on our big boy stockings and save Christmas. Get us out of here Jangle.
Jangle: ON BASHER!
Basher takes off at full speed and I tell Jangle not to stop until I know it safe and we are not being followed.
Noel: Who could have done this
Winter: It was that bastard Jonah
Noel: But Michael and Jonah are brothers how could he do this.
Elven: Ever heard of Kane and Able
Winter: ELVEN!
Elven: Sorry to soon
Everyone: To soon
Jangle: So where are we going.
Winter: Hollow Wood. Hollow Wood California