Luka Pov
After the duel Cliff and I enter the house and Jarrin guide us to the room that we will be staying in. I get to Talking to Cliff and he is not a bad guy he just has a bad habit of acting superior when he is angry. He is trying to fix it. We start talking about what guys talk about girls. We start comparing Jayden and Jarrin.
Cliff: Luka, Jarrin may have a way bigger bust than Jayden, But When it comes to their asses Jayden can not be beat. You can bounce a quarter of that thing and it will go boing.
Luka: I admit Jayden may have a better ass than Jarrin. How can you compare Jayden's ass to Jarrin's mountains they are not even in their final form
Cliff: Really?
Luka: Really I am a lucky man.
Cliff: I guess you are a boob dude and I am a thy guy.
Luka: All about Preferences.
Cliff: Guess your right. Well lets think outside the box. Imagine both them and they both have Jayden ass and Jarrin boobs
We both start imagining the unthinkable
Luka and Cliff: DANM!
Jayden: IMBECILE
Jarrin: DUMBASS
Jarrin and Jayden: Karate Chop of Love
Luka and Cliff: OWWW
Cliff: I Guess they herd our conversation
Luka: Yeah
Cliff: Now that I see them together they not only look similar they act the same.
Jarrin and Jayden: WE ARE NOT THE SAME!
Danm They herd that from the other room. I don't really understand why they don't like being called the same is it that bad.
Cliff: She is mad but she will forgive me if I give her some sweets.
Luka: You Too?
Cliff: What is with them in sugar. They will do almost anything for a good desert. One time on sex night Jayden was to tired I said I would bake her a cake and she was ready to jump my bones.
Luka: What else are they the same at.
Cliff: Gets Lost easy
Luka: Check
Cliff: Scared of Skeletons
Luka: Scared of Ghost but they are both dead so ill put that in the check category.
Cliff: Hardcore animal Love
Luka: Jarrin has a Nether Kitten that can grow the size of a tiger and it will only grow bigger.
Cliff: Jayden has a Cerberus puppy hidden in the dorms it shoots fireballs
Luka: We got it tough
Cliff: Yep
Luka: Here is the most important thing. Does she make a cute face when she is embarrass.
Cliff: I do not Know let me go check.
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Cliff gets off the couch and walks over to Jayden. Than He whispers something in her ear. She turns red. Yep there is the face. That is defiantly the same face. She karate chop Cliff and calls him a imbecile. I guess That is Jayden's dumbass. Cliff does not care he feels like he just found a new toy. I know the feeling Cliff. He comes back while laughing.
Cliff: Check
Luka: If they are so alike why do they fight all the time.
Cliff: Maybe it is like when two tigers can't live on one mountain type of thing.
Luka: must be.
Jarrin POV
I can not believe Luka nd Cliff were comparing me to that washboard. I am nothing like her and I will beat anyone up who says other wise. I think Jayden feels the same way.
Jayden: I am nothing like you Dairy Cow
Jarrin: I feel the Same Washboard
Mimaw, Mom, Aunt Gia, and Lucy come into our room and they are all excited about something. I wonder what it is. I have not seen them this happy since their favorite cake shop gave out free cakes.
Diana: I have won a all expense paid free trip to a day spa tomorrow for four. The strange thing is I do not remember entering a contest, but who cares it is a free trip to the spa.
Korrina: We have not had a vacation together in a long time
Gia: Not since the Salem Witch Trials
Jayden and Jarrin: How old are you?
Mom and Aunt Gia karate chop Jayden and my head.
Jayden and Jarrin: Sorry.
Lucy: Can you watch Cammy wile we are gone. Kayla can take care of her self she has been doing it since she was ten. She is like a Minnie adult.
Jarrin: Sure
Jayden: I guess that is fine
Diana: Before I forget no sex in my house.
I can hear Luka and Cliff click their tongues. When It comes to sex They are extremely attentive.
Diana: We will be gone the whole day and night. Will be back the following morning. I will leave some money for you. Try not to kill each other while we are gone.
Jarrin: It just one day what could happen.
???? POV
Grunt: Boss We have sent the four women to a day spa just like you ordered.
Boss: Good we got them out of the way for a day this should give up plenty of time to kidnap the Duke. How dare the Elves send my brother to prison. With the son of the head of security and a princess they are sure to give into our demands hahahahahahahaha
Grunts: Long Live the Goblin King