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182 The Tomb of Solomon and the 3 keys

182 The Tomb of Solomon and the 3 keys

AC Pov

The kids, Lilly and I decide to go to David Store. Yeah, we had a son named Baptiste 6 years ago, He has got Lilly purple hair and Gold eyes and my Black wings. Like his old man, he has quick hands. We call him BC. We get to the store and David is messing with some sort of puzzle box. Ophelia and Ember are working in the store. Ember is 2 years older than Uri she is 14.  Uri goes to play with Ember and Lilly takes BC and go talks with Ophelia.

Ac: What is that?

David: It is a puzzle box some sketchy customer gave it to me. If I can't get it open it is worthless.

AC: Why Not give me try

I try to open it and I yank on it and I puts some Runes on it but I can't get it open no matter what I do. The thing won’t budge. Uri hops over and comes over to me.

Uri: Dad If I can open it will you give me money for it

Ac: Sure

It not like she can open it. Two minutes later she opens the box and old piece of paper that looks kind of like a map is revealed. WHAT THE FUCK HOW THE HELL DID SHE OPEN IT!

Uri: Money please. I want to get some new headphones.

David: hahahahahahhahah

AC: How the hell... I mean heck did you open that.

Uri: There are arrows pointing the way how to get it open. It was just sad seeing you struggle to open something so easy. I thought you two where adults. I am glad I got my smarts from mom. Now pay up.

AC: ...........

David: .......... Well it open

Lilly: What are you two looking at

Ophelia: What is with all the commotion. Did you finally open that puzzle box that you were messing with for an hour.

Uri just shakes her head pitying David. She is mocking us. THOSE ARROWS WERE TINY OK! Anyone could have not seen those arrows.

Ophelia: You know there were arrows right.

David: Than why did you let me play with it for an hour.

Ophelia: I was busy and I thought you already knew. Wait you didn’t know. I am sorry honey next time I notice something so obvious I will be sure to let you know as well.

David: You are mocking me aren't you.

Ophelia: 2 points.

We are about to look at the map when 3 solders come in. They are dragging in a beat up man. He looks like a dwarf. The solider have green uniforms and emblems on it that could only be a swastika. Holy shit they are fucking Nazi. I didn't even know Nazi were still around.

Nazi Solider: Is this were you sold the Puzzle box

Dwarf: YES YES THIS IS THE PLACE I SOLD IT TO NOW LET ME GO!

Nazi Solider: as you wish

He lets him go but shoots a fireball at him turning him to ash. it looks like these are no ordinary Nazi. they are mages. They look at the map and they smile.

Nazi: Hand over the map or you die

AC: No

David: AC don't mess up my shop take it outside.

AC: Aren’t you excited

Lilly: What do you mean?

AC: An Old Map and Nazi, this is like the plot of an Indiana Jones movie. He is my favorite thief of all time.

Everyone: .............

Lilly: Honey I think you are confused Indiana Jones was not a thief he is an Archeologist

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Nazi Grunt: She is right he is and Archeologist

David: Even the bad guys are agreeing he is not a thief

Uri: Who is Indiana Jones

AC: He is in my top 3 of my most favorite thieves he is number 2 After Lupin The III and Before Robin Hood. he goes around the world He goes in to tombs and ancient cities and take things. Fighting Nazi or Russians along the way. Plus, He get the girl every time.  He is grave robber. That takes class. Taking things from dead. I don't have stomach for that. He enters tombs and you know he is not supposed to be in there. Which is trespassing. There are traps which is basically like ancient time security. They are saying don't steal my shit. I may be dead but it is still mine, but Indi dares. He dares to steal their shit. He so good at stealing he got doctorate in it. Dr. Indiana Jones.

Lilly: He got Doctorate in Archology

Ac: No, he got a Doctorate in Theft. He is a Hero to thieves everywhere.

Lilly: I can't believe he getting all excited buy a fictional character from a movie 40 years ago.

Uri: Dad

Ac: Yeah

Uri: Sometime I think you’re a idiot

Lilly: He is sweetie, but I love him still. BC don't grow up like your father.

BC: K

AC: My whole family is mocking me. What did I do to deserve this.

Nazi: QUIT INGNORING US!

Lilly: KNEEL!

Lilly voice echoes and all three guards fall to the ground. Lilly mind control power have gotten really good over the years. There in not many people that can resist the sound of her voice. She calls her ability OVERLORD

Nazi: You bitch what did.....

Lilly: QUIET!

They all shut their mouths.  Whoever hears Lilly command has to follow it no matter what. Only people stronger than her can resist her voice.

Lilly: EXPLAIN!

The soldiers start to spill their guts one by one

Nazi: We are member of the Super Natural Division. Are main goal being to revive our Leader Adolf Hitler. We have no luck, but then we discovered something that could help reach our goals. That map leads us to an artifact. I am only a lowly soldier so I do not know, but with the resurrection of our leader we will have a good world, a Clean world, a Germen World. No one will be able to stop us hahahahah.

Lilly: SILENCE!

They all shut up

David: What should do with them.

Ember: Take them out. A little fire ought to do the trick. They know where we live.

Ophelia: Ember you’re not killing anyone until your older.

Ember: tch

Ophelia: Did you click your tongue at me young lady

Ember: No mam

Ac: She right Lilly take them out

Lilly: DIE!

They cough up blood and they all fall to the ground and die.

David: I told you not to make a mess in the store now I got dead Nazi all over my shop.

After we clean David shop we take a look at the Map but we can't decipher any of it. Great we are stuck we need some sort of translator. To help figure this out.

David: I think we need Minnie on this one.

Lilly: Why would we need Minerva

David: She is a Historian and a translator. Her world and our world have the same languages so she did not have to learn new ones. She knows several languages and some of them are so ancient that know one knows about. She is also a history buff. She is best chance of us figuring this.

David calls the Bloodheavens and Jarrin

David: Hey Cuz can I borrow your wife brain for a bit

Jarrin: Which one?

David: Minnie

Jarrin: Minnie phone for you

Minnie: Hi David did you need something.

David: I get this ancient writing I was wondering if you could translate it for us. Can you come over for a bit?

Minnie: I will see what I can do.

15 minutes later Minerva comes over and she brought Jarrin with her.

Jarrin: Hey cuz. I came because I was bored.

Minnie: So, what do you need me to translate

Ac: This Map. It might lead to something interesting Nazi are after it.

Jarrin: What did you drag us into

Minnie: Ok I will see what I can do

Minerva puts on her glasses and starts translating. Lilly takes the kids home and comes back. It takes a couple hours but she finally finishes it.  I wonder what it could be.

Minnie: It looks like this map leads to a treasure it is a medallion called Osiris Eye. There are three keys you need to get to open a place called Solomon Tomb. With Osiris Eye, You can actually resurrect a dead person. Not only that he will have all the power of Solomon the Desert King. So, nobody could get his power they hid the keys in three different locations all over the world. This is a map that tells where each key is at. Once you have the Keys is will show you the way to Solomon tomb.

Jarrin: I am taking that is bad

Lilly: Yes, it bad can you imagine a Hitler that can use magic. He was bad enough as a human.

Jarrin: This might be fun a race to fine keys to stop Nazi I won’t be bored lets go

Lilly: Only you would fine this fun

Minnie: I also want to see more of this worlds culture and history and see if it is any different than mine. I want to go too.

David: That place probably got some cool stuff I can sell count me in.

Ac: You know: I am going

I start to whistle the Indian Jones theme song and then I take out a hat that I found a while back it looks like Indian Jones and I place it on my head. Lilly, David, Jarrin, Minnie and I decide to search for Solomon’s Tomb. This is going to be fun

???: Pov

???: Lucky, we did not get rid of those cameras on our soldiers. They dare to oppose us we will destroy them all.

Grunts: HAIL HITLER!