Jarrin Pov
We have just arrived in China Beijing to be precise. We Park the Garuda and cloak it. I decide I am going to spend the night at Ruzi House. Yep the person I am going to visit is Ruzi Feng. We kept it touch after the Hexion Festival. She was even at the wedding when I married Leona. With her husband, Chen. Honestly, I never liked that guy and it is not just because I want to fuck his wife. I don't touch married women. He kind of looks like pale version of Brock from Pokémon. His face looks like a squinty eye anime character. You know they Characters who never open their eyes unless it is serous. When they open, them then you know shit has gotten real? I am not saying Chen is a badass I'm just saying he looks like that. Leona told me That Ruzi married Chen because of her grandma. Apparently. Something about someone saving someone’s life I don't know I was not really paying attention. As I am thinking Minnie Calls me.
Minnie: Good Luck on your booty call
Jarrin: WHERE JUST FREINDS!
Minnie: Yeah yeah see you tomorrow.
Jarrin: All right love you.
Minnie and the rest leave to find the second Key and I go on my way to Ruzi house. It takes me about an hour to fly there. Ruzi live in a Mansion with Chen. I land and about to knock on the door when a bed is thrown out the Window. Two naked people are on it. One is Chen the other a Succubus. Then I see Ruzi her hair is shorter and she is in a purple China Dress. She jumps down five floors. I Her boobs wobble when she lands. Crap I am thinking about her boobs. Stop thinking about her boobs. I will win this bet.
Ruzi: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE AND TAKE THAT SUCCUBUS WHORE WITH YOU!
Oh, shit I guess Chen fucked up somehow and it has to do with a succubus whore. Oh, this is going to be good. most Succubus are prostitutes. They get two things out of it food and money. If you are fucking a prostitute or an escort which is a high class prostitute. They are probably a Succubus. I just into a good show. Glad I brought snacks.
Chen: It not uncommon to have multiple wives
Ruzi: I AM NOT MAD ABOUT THAT! I am mad that you impregnated that bitch of all people.
Succubus: Who you calling a bitch
Ruzi aura spikes. I would stop talking now bitch. If Ruzi calls you a bitch than you are bitch no ifs and or buts. The Bitch immediately shuts her trap. That was probably her smartest move.
Ruzi: THAT BITCH HAS BEEN STEALING MY BOYFRIENDS SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL! FLAUNTING HER TITS INFRONT OF THEM. NOW SHE GET PREGNANT BY MY HUSBAND AND YOU WANT ME TO EXCEPT YOU MARRYING HER NO WAY IN HELL!
OH SHIT! there is history Chen you fucked up hard. You could have slept anyone but you slept with Ruzi most hated enemy since middle school. Not cool dude not cool. I honestly think Ruzi is way hotter than succubus in the bed. Dude ruin a good thing
Ruzi: I ALWAYS WANTED A BABY AND YOU DIDN'T WANT ONE! I ACCEPTED IT AND DID NOT LEAVE YOU TO SAVE FACE FOR MY GRANDMOTHER AND YOU GET MAO PREGNENT AND WANT TO HAVE HER CHILD DON'T YOU FUCK WITH ME!
DAAAAAAAAANM! This shit is like a Drama.
Chen: I have to take responsibility even though I was tricked baby you have to believe me.
Oh my god this fucker is trying to weasel out it. When Ruzi hears this her face grows darker .and she palms his head like a basketball and slams him into the concrete floor. The Bitch named Moa tries to run but Ruzi catches her buy the hair. Oh, shit she pulled out her weave. (for those of you who don't know what weave is it is hair extensions) Mao Protects her stomach.
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Mao: I know your mad Ruzi but don't hurt my baby
Ruzi: A child is innocent they can't help who their parents are. The Child has not wronged me the two of you have.
Mao relaxes when Ruzi says she won't hurt her baby. but then Ruzi kicks her in the head. Oh I though her anger cooled down I was wrong. She is still fucking piss.
Ruzi: You will live. I did not kick you that hard. It will leave a scar though. Chen I want a Divorce. Pack your clothes and leave my house
Ohhh she brought out the d word. You know what I feel like I have been talking like announcer giving a play by play in my mind but I' going to continue to do it because it makes it look more exciting.
Chen: What about your grandmother.
Ruzi: My grandmother will understand eventually. I am glad I listen to my sister and written up divorce papers .
Chen: You still need a lawyer present
I raised my land like and excited kid and I yell out
Jarrin: I AM A LAWYER!
Chen looks at me with a dark face. Why you looking at me Chen you fucked up. You slept with your wife's mortal enemy and got her pregnant. I am just lawyer and helping a friend in need.
Ruzi: Jarrin when did you get here. I thought you would be here later.
Jarrin: I been here for a while I thought it would be rude. If I just interrupted. So, you want divorce. I am very good at my job
Ruzi: I would like to hire you
Jarrin: Nonsense were friends I will do this pro bono free of charge
Ruzi: Thank you
Jarrin: No problem Now what do you want out of your divorce. Did you sign a prenup? What did you do for Chen I am guessing cooking, cleaning, and sex, anything I am missing? What is your stuff what his stuff? What stuff did you buy together?
Ruzi: Everything. i bought everything. Well My grandmother gave us this mansion to us as A wedding gift.
Jarrin: I see this makes things easier. Whose name is on the deed of the house
Ruzi: Mine. Grandma sign it under my name.
Jarrin: That good that means legally he has no claim to house. The house is yours. Also, if you bought everything it should be yours as well. I looked over your contract he may get half the money in your joint account.
Ruzi: It fine that is my lowest account. I have 5 separate ones my sister told me do it I started putting my money in my own account a couple of years ago, I didn't want to believe it but I guess she was right.
Jarrin: Smart way to plan ahead
Chen: Do you really plan on leaving me.
Ruzi: Yes
I Look over the contracts and I have her sign on dotted line and have her initial there. Good now only person who has to sign it now is Chen and I will send it to the court office and they will officially be divorce.
Ruzi: Sign it
Chen: No I won't let 12 years of marriage go down the drain
Ruzi snap his left arm
Ruzi: SIGN!
Chen: Ok Ok all sign it all sign it
Chen, sign it and then I use spell to send it to the court office. it teleports back and they are now divorce. You didn't believe I would send it to humans did you. No All marriages and divorce goes to a Cupid office. He or she stamps it and sends it back. Divorces in magical world are really quick and painless. Unless Your Chen and got his ass Kicked. Ruzi does not even let him get any clothes to walk and he scurry away with Mao.
Ruzi: Sorry I did not mean to get you wrapped up in my problem
Jarrin: It is Fine
Ruzi: I want to go hit something than I want drink. I want drink a lot.
Jarrin: Sure, what are we going to go hit
Ruzi: Jiangshi
Jarrin: Jing what?
Ruzi: Just follow me
She takes me buy the hand and leads me to place where this Jing something is. Yay Ruzi on the market again. Oh, shit Ruzi on the market again doesn't that make winning my bet a lot harder. FUCK!