Jarrin Pov
Jarrin: NO!
Leona: PLEASE!
Jarrin: NO!
Ruzi: PLEASE!
Jarrin: I AM DONE NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE WIN I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU KEEP FONDLING ME IN PUBLIC!
I feel like I have been violated by my wives and husband. They are going too far. Each of them taking me to a different game and doing exotic things to my chest. My face has been red for the pass hour I am done I am doing this anymore and that is final
Minnie: Just a little squeeze
Jarrin: NO!
Luka: Ok that is enough guys we won enough I guess it is time for us to go home.
Jarrin: Trying to act all innocent. Your saying all of this but why do you still have your hand on my right boob.
Luka: I am guy.... What guy does not like to touch his wife breast. It is in our nature. I can't go against nature now can I
Ruzi, Leona, Minnie: BULLSHIT!
Jarrin: The four of you are idiots.
We are about to go when we are stopped at the front buy green little midgets. They have ugly green skin and pointed ears. Big noses like a goblin and sharp teeth. They have a face that only a mother could love. They are so ugly when they were born the doctor smacked their faces.
Dez: Handover the lass with the lucky breast boyo
Luka: No
Ruzi: No
Minnie: No
Leona: NO
Jarrin: There no way I am going to be kidnapped buy some Irish sounding goblin
Dez: WHERE NOT GOBLINS!
Jarrin: Ugly ass leprechaun
Dez: NO WHERE NOT FUCKING LEPERCHAUNS!
Jarrin: Ok I give what the fuck are you
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Dez: We are Churpachauns
Jarrin: You just made that up on the spot didn't you. I never even heard of Churpachauns before now. I swear you are just goblins with an Irish accent.
Dez: WHERE FUCKING REAL! We Churpachauns feed on luck. We steal gold from leprechauns turning their lucky gold into unlucky gold. Then we spread that gold all over the world giving bad luck to whoever we come across.
Leona: You guys are dicks
Dez: Now handover the vampire or suffer are wrath
Ruzi: I am always ready for a brawl.
Minnie: I kind of feel bad fighting midgets though.
Dez: How dare you call us midgets GET THEM!
Dez and his army begin their attack they charge at us and we start fighting back. They are on us like flies I send several flying with a kick. Ruzi is using palm strikes. They guy are fast. Leona uses nature magic to call roots and capture enemies Luka make a spear and starts piecing them. Minnie uses her fist and are smacking them away. Why are there so many of these little bastards.
Dez: TAKE THIS BAD LUCK WAVE!
A wave hits us all. before you know it Ruzi slips on a banana peel and she crashes into Leona. Minnie Dress got caught somewhere and started to unravel while we are fighting now she is in her underwear. A random bed pan hit Luka on the head how is that even possible. I step in a crack and break my heel causing me to sprain my ankle.
Jarrin: I HATE THESE LITTLE BASTARDS!
Dez: HAHAHAHAH! You can't defeat us Thank to our bad luck we are invincible.
These guys are weak but all these bad things that keep happening to us is making us look weak and them looking like they are stronger than we are. This is not good.
Dez: Now it is time for you to come with me GOLD RAY!
He takes out a weird magical gun and shoots some sort of gold beam. I try to dodge it but my reflexes are slow because of my ankle and the ray is about to hit when A mirror is thrown in front of me. the gold laser hits a norther Churpachaun and he is turned into a gold coin. That was a little to close for comfort. I turn to see a man. He is a tryclopse He also has the two cyclopes guards behind him.
Dez: This does not concern you Tryclopse
Tryclopse: Of Course it does your fighting in front of my casino and it is not tryclopse. My name is Delta
Dez: Oh, So you are the one who owns this casino. The boss says he wants it. What he wants he gets. He wants the vampire and he wants your casino. It is perfect hunting ground to feed on luck.
Delta: So, it was your boss who let loose the Grimlands in my Casino
Dez: Yes, I did it personally
Delta three eyes grow dark and he getting very angry.
Delta: Uno hold my jacket
Uno: Yes Boss
Delta get ready for battle I better warn him about the bad luck caused by the Churpachauns
Jarrin: Hey watch out for.......
Delta: The bad Luck I know thank you Mrs. For the warning But I can handle something like this myself.
Dez: BAD LUCK WAVE
Delta: FUTURE SIGHT!
Delta open his third eye. It glows he avoids the bad lick wave. In fact every single one of Dez's attacks he avoid. He then closes in he starts punching him Dez is getting hit buy every single punch. It is like Delta knows which way Dez is going to dodge like he can see the future.
Delta: STONE FIST!
Delta finishes off Dez and barely keeps him conscious
Delta: Now release their luck
Dez: Fine Jinx release
Energy comes out of us and bad stuff quit happening to us.
Delta: Now you are going to tell me where the boss is.
Jarrin: Us you’re going to tell us
Delta: Fair enough. You are going to tell us
Dez begins to spill his guts about his boss and his hideout. Than Delta has his guards take Dez and his men away. Delta says that the King Churpachaun has already left casino and is waiting in his lair. He also has six strong bodyguards protecting him. We decide to work together. We both want the King eliminated. He tried to kidnap me and that is not cool. Delta is also pissed because someone is trying to steal his casino Delta calls a car and we all head out.