Mikki: Hey Jarrin

Jarrin: What?

Mikki: Don't we storm bases and castle a little to often

Jarrin: Yeah we this our third raid in in the last 11 months

Mikki: Do you think were danger prone

Jarrin: Nahh

Mikki and I are having this conversation while we are finishing beating the shit out of the last remaining ice giants. Maybe we are a little danger prone, but is it really our fault I blame the author. That dick. Anyway We finish beating the ice giants and we head into the castle followed by Nix and Reggie. As we walk I see a ice giants bigger than the others dead. he has been badly cut and burned.

Jarrin: Looks like they were here this is David's work. come lets keep moving.

We continue to the room and see a Giant ice Giant. He is way bigger than all the other ice giants that we come across. I see everyone battling him.

Jarrin: That guy is huge

Mikki: Yeah he really has bee taking his vitamins.

Jarrin: Looks like he is the final boss

Luka: Jarrin, Mikki a little help would be nice 

Mikki and Jarrin: Right sorry

The Ice giants king uses the staff of Lasting Winters and starts  shooting freezing attacks at us. We all dodge in different directions. He begins to do a evil rant.

Ice Giant King: I am Igaram. You can not defeat me. hahhahahahaha I will kill the man add the women to my harem

Jarrin: Why does everyone we  fight want to turn us into sex slave. It is getting annoying.

Lilly: Yes it is bothersome

Ophelia: How can you two be having a casual conversation right now.

Mikki: It easy we just talk. Beside I don't even think he can satisfy me anyway he has a needle dick.

Jarrin: Oh yeah that right he is tiny ahahhahahah

Lilly: Guys you should not make fun of his package. People already make fun of him enough he has probably got a inferiority complex.

Luka: Wow they are really taking shots at him right now.

Jax: Yeah no respect at all

Ac: They did not Just slap him in the face. They took a jab at him a mother fucking Mohammad Ali jab to the face, or in his case his balls.

David: hahahahahahhahahahah

Ophelia: I am starting to feel bad for him. No not really I am enjoying this.

Ingram: ALL OF YOU WILL DIE BY MY HAND

Mikki: Hey wait a minuet if he bought penis enlargement pills to bang Ophelia. Does that mean His Penis is so small that he can't satisfy her at night with out the pills. 

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Wow the poor bastard he just turned all the shades of red I ever seen. Mikki your tongue is lethal like always. The Ingram is furious he shoot more ice beams out of his staff. That Staff is kind of annoying. We could beat him if we just got rid of his staff.

Ophelia: Break the Staff the snow will melt. He will also loose all his power.

Luka: Mikki  Think you can get his attention

Mikki: No problem I will have him raging for days.

Mikki distracts the Ice Giants by telling small penis jokes at him. Some of them were really.  One of them was you could not even satisfy Smurfette. She kept on naming thing smaller and smaller. I kind of felt bad for the guy Mikki mouth is lethal. While he is distracted Luka tells me and David To create giant Fire balls. Than he tell Jax to make a twister increasing the fire. Than He add some lighting. This is one of a huge cluster fuck attack.

Mikki: You might want to turn around.

Ingram: Know way I am falling for that. It is the oldest trick in the book.

Mikki: Suit your self.

Mikki use her wings and flies out the way. Than the ice giant turns around and see are fusion attack. His eyes grow wide he tries to use the staff. but it is to late and our attack hits him. The smoke clears and he is still alive barely. He is really one tough son of a bitch. Ophelia goes up and Takes the staff.

Ophelia: This is for my people.

Than she uses the sharp end and Jabs it into the ice king. he dies instantly.

Ophelia: Now what am I going to do. I have Know Home no family and no job.

David: I can help you with the job if you don't mind working for a Dirty arms dealer. I need a secretary. I will also provide room and board. 

Ophelia: I guess you did help me I do not mind.

David Thoughts : Now I got a new toy to play with.

Ophelia: Why are you smiling at me like that

David: Nothing

After We defeat the Ice Giants David and Ac begin to raid the place for some nice stuff. They find swords and spears. Oh they even found a Blizzard gun. That is pretty Cool. We break the Ice Staff and the sun comes out. Yay it is good to see the sun again. We say good bye to Ophelia and David. They go to Chino. We drop AC, Jax and Lilly Off at there homes. Than Mikki, Luka and I continue home. After that I get into bed Reggie and Nix Cuddle up to me.

Jarrin: Good night Reggie

Reggie: Meow

Jarrin: Good Night Nix

Nix: Arf

I close my eyes and drift into a deep sleep.