Jarrin Pov
I HATE THE AMAZON! Shit has been bad since we got here. The first thing that happen was Minnie fell into a lake. She was ok but when she came out she was covered in leeches. Those things are gross. I had to use fire magic to burn them all. Then Ruzi steps in quick sand. She freaked out and pulled me in with her. Than David and AC had to get us out. Than a Devil Python almost ate Us. Those things are as big as a train. Not to mention they are poisonous
Jarrin: THOSE NAZIS ARE DEAD WHEN THEY COME TO TAKE THE KEY!
Ruzi: I WILL TEAR THEM APART!
Lilly: Calm down you two. Will just skin them alive and feed their flesh to the alligators
Everyone: ..........
Woah, she just said that with a smile on her face. She said it so casual like telling Uri to feed her dog. Lilly that was really dark. I guess you are the spawn of a demon.
David: How we doing are we there yet. What does the marp say?
Minnie: Sorry It gotten harder to read since I fell in the lake but we should be there soon
Everyone: THANK GOD!
The Amazon is not only Filled with Dangerous animals but dangerous Magical Creatures that even I do not want to pick a fight with. That Devil Python is just the tip of the iceberg. Suddenly I here animals running I see jaguar. I get ready for battle but it running at us it is running away from something. Hundreds of animals and Magical creatures alike are running. Even the Devil Python. What the hell scare a Devil Python. OH, SHIT GLUTTON ANTS. Glutton ants are probably the most dangerous things in the forest. They eat anything. They will swarm you and you will be devoured in minutes.
Jarrin: GLUTTON ANTS RUN!
Ruzi: WE HAVE TO CROSS A BODY OF WATER IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SAFE!
Glutton Ants can survive anything including magic. They have one weakness they can't swim. So, If we make it to a lake before they get us we will live. We all fly I pick up Ruzi, Minnie picks up David, and AC pick up Lilly. We fly for our lives. The Devil python was not lucky and was devoured. Just because we are in the air does not mean we are safe. Glutton Ant use team work and build ladders out of themselves to pull prey from the sky.
Ruzi: I hat be back seat flyer but they are getting closer
Jarrin: I KNOW I KNOW!
Minnie: Check it out it is the Amazon river where almost there. Just little bit more
David: Ow one those little buggers bit me. Fly faster Minnie
It is a photo finish and we manage to make it into the River. The Glutton ants stop but they do not leave the riverside. Glutton Ants are intelligent. If we fly out or get out they will swarm us. So we decide to follow the river downstream. I hear a rushing sound what is that.
AC: Oh, shit a water fall we got to fly
Lilly: No don't the Glutton ants are still on the other side.
Jarrin: Guess we have no choice.
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Everyone: WOOOOOOOAAAHAHHHH!
We all fall down the waterfall. I see Ruzi while we are underwater and i pull her up. We both take a big breath of air
Jarrin: HAAAAH
Ruzi: HAAAAAH! pft thanks
Jarrin: No problem
The other come up next first Minnie than AC followed by Lilly and Finally David we swim to shore making sure the Glutton Ants did not follow us. After that we walk and finally come across some ancient ruins. There are 6 stone golems all around. We walk and we finally see the Key. We grab the key not thinking about what happen next. The stone golems activate and begins to attack us.
Jarrin: Come on I am in a bad mood. I am tired, wet, and dirty. I want to take a bath. Your golems are not even the scariest thing I have seen today. RUBY DRAGON BREAHTH
David: You mess with the wrong guy: FLAME TOMENTOR
Ac: Fuck this shit. CHAOS FLAME ARROWS
Minnie: LAVA FIST!
Ruzi: VOID GIANT BLACK SWORD BUSTER SLASH!
Lilly: Die HEAT BEAM EYE CANNON!
All six off our attacks land and destroys all six golems. The six of us are not taking any shit right now. We are all tired and hungry and right on cue the fucking Nazi appear.
Schneider: HAHHAHA THANKS FOR GETTING US THE KEY NOW WE WIL REVIVE HITLER MUHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
He summons six Chimera
Schneider: Go my Chimera destroy them and bring me those keys
Everyone: THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT!
Ruzi: Are chimera made of magic
Jarrin: Yeah, they are artificially made by magic
Ruzi: Good VOID BLACK WAVE
A wave of void energy hits the Chimera and they all die. Ruzi Void magic nullifies all magic. So of course they would die after being hit with that wave. Ruzi starts to crack her knuckles. Then she beats the shit out of Schneider and drags him over to us.
Schneider: Can't we talk about this
Everyone: NO!
Lilly: Time to peel of his skin. I have a scalpel
Jarrin: Were not peeling off anyone’s skin that is fucking weird Lilly but I like your enthusiasm.
David: Let through him in quicksand
Jarrin: Not quick enough need and something more painful
Ruzi: Or put in a cage with a Devil python
Jarrin: Love the Idea but where are we going o get the Python
Minnie: We should dump in a tub leeches and don't take him out until he has no blood in his body
Jarrin: Good Idea but who going to gather the leeches I know let’s feed him to the Glutton Ants. That should be perfect for this Nazi bastard
Everyone: Yeah let do that
We tie Schneider up and we get back to the Garuda than we fly over to the place where the Glutton ants are and the six of us kick him out the plane. Before he hits the ground the Glutton Ants swarm him and he is bones before he hit the ground. That what you get for making us come out here.
Jarrin: I am never coming back here again
Everyone: Agreed
Minnie, Ruzi, and I share a bubble bath and we play in the tub when I get a phone call it is Mikki and she seems really excited about something.
Mikki: JARRIN JARRIN
Jarrin: What stop screaming in my ear
Mikki: I found her I found her
Jarrin: Who did you fine
Mikki: MY BIG TITTY WIFE! I found a big titty wife. SHE GOT E' CUPS JARRIN E CUPS
Jarrin: Hold on start from the beginning. What are you talking about? Tell me slowly. What is this about a big titty wife?
Mikki: It all started when Jax, Zoe and I went on a job in Egypt
She begins to explain her story