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The Adventures of a Black Genderbending Vampire
Chapter 1 Black People Dont Go Camping

Chapter 1 Black People Dont Go Camping

In the city of Vanhalin we see three seventeen year old boys in front of a school. The first boy is every Nazi wet dream a blonde hair blue eyes ruggedly handsome around 6 foot two. He looked liked a real womanizer but he was not the sharpest tool in shed. His name was Mike. The next boy was a Ginger and had brown eyes . ( and yes he has a soul) He was short around 5'5 and had a wiry look his name was Virgil. The last boy had dark skin, brown eyes and jet black short curly hair. He was around 5'8. He was not fat but he was not skinny either and he is our story main protagonist of story his name Jarrin. Right now Jarrin and Mike are in a Heated argument. 

Mike: Jarrin com on you have to go camping with me and Virgil it will be fun. Quit being such a baby. It will be fun having a Cabin all to ourselves.

Jarrin: Mike you are an idiot. Who in their right mind would buy a cursed cabin where people are said to disappear. I like you, but you are a dumbass and will probably die early.

Mike: Where is your sense of adventure. I bet this will be one of the stories we tell our grandchildren.

Jarrin: No it is going to be a teachable moment for my grandkids. I will be like " I sure do miss my friend Mike" and then they will be like what happen to him Pa Pa.

Virgil chuckled

Virgil : Pa Pa?

Jarrin: Yeah Pa Pa you think I would be called something unoriginal like granddad or grandfather. plus when little kids say it in their little kid voice it will sounds fucking adorable. Anyway I am getting off topic here. They will be like what happen Pa Pa? Then I will say he died staying in a cursed cabin.I told him not to go, but he wouldn't listen and then I will shed a single manly tear while looking of into the distance.

Virgil: Aren't you being a little over Dramatic.

Jarrin: Not at all this is just like the begging of a horror film and how many black guys actually survive a horror film. I bet you can't even name one.

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Virgil and Mike tried to think.

Mike: Ummm what about no no no never mind. How about no never mind he died at the end. I know how about nope god damn it this is hard

Virgil: What about the Deep Blue Sea LL cool j came out of it alive.

Jarrin: Yeah but Samuel L. Jackson did and he is on team dark skin which I am a part of. it like unwritten rule black usually dies if he not the main character. If there are multiple the light skin or women usually lives.

it look like I won this argument and suddenly Mike pulls out his phone and shows me a video. It is me crying in my pajamas eating popcorn watching a Korean Drama

Jarrin: Where did you get this!

Mike : I have my ways if you don't come with us I will show this to Vanessa

Dude this is a low blow. Vanessa that girl is an angel and my goddess. She finally dumped that douchebag Troy for cheating. I was waiting for so long and she deserve some one so much better.(Which I mean me) If Mike shows her this video I might as well die in a hole .

Jarrin: You are threatening to cock block me that is just pure evil.

Mike: Make your choice.

Jarrin: fine but I have to ask my parents first.

I hear a honk from my mom's car. I say my good bye to mike and Virgil head to my mom car. as I'm running I accidently bump into someone. I look up it is Luka BloodHaeven. Fuck why did I bump into one of scariest dude in my grade maybe even the entire school. He has long black hair tied into a ponytail and green emerald eyes and a scar that goes right through his left eyebrow. On the first day of school some poor soul tried to pick a fight with him. The poor bastard ended up with a broken arm and three broken ribs. Dear god why all the people I bump into him. All I can do is pray apologize and dash for my moms car.

Jarrin: Sorry

Luka: Next time watch were your going.

That it? I thought he was going to pulverized like in a stereotypical manga scene. guess it is my lucky day and I continue on to my mom's car.

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