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Chapter 226 The Bloodheaven Save Christmas

Chapter 226 The Bloodheaven Save Christmas

Jarrin Pov

Oh, jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way. Merry Christmas everybody. It Christmas eve at the Bloodheaven house and Ruzi, Leona, Minnie, Evie, Luka, and I locking up the building for Christmas.

Evie: I love Christmas

Leona: It the best. Thanks for casting a Snow spell with Ophelia, and Piper Minnie.

Minnie: It is fine who does not love a white Christmas. I even built a snowman with the younger kids.

Jarrin: Won't people wonder why there is a freak snow storm in California. They said it would be sunny and 70 degrees Now is 25 and lightly snowing.

Luka: It fine they will chop it up as a Christmas Miracle.

Evie: Who uses asparagus for a nose for a snowman anyway.

Luka: No one was eating it so it is fine. Het Minerva you like celebrating Christmas but how come you do not believe in Santa Clause it makes no sense.

Minerva: It illogical a Fat man going around the world. Shimming down chimneys, leaving gift for the good little boys and girls and giving coal to the bad one. Not to mention eating cookies and a drinking milk at every house. That guy should have died of diabetes century ago.

Jarrin: Santa is real

Minnie: Than how come no one has ever seen him.

Jarrin: He is a tricky bastard.

Ruzi: Did they have Santa in your universe.

Minnie: My Santa clause was the Admiral dress in a Santa suit stuff with pillows. I caught him kissing my mom so they had to explain to me Santa was not real.

The Admiral is Minerva father. Minerva comes from a Military family. They don't talk much and it not because we live a dimension away. I guess the Admiral does not approve if her sexual orientation, so she left when she was 17. I guess he could not except is only daughter liked girls.

Jarrin: I get it you lost your innocence when you were young now can't believe in Christmas Magic. You believe in elves don't you.

Minnie: Sure, Moon Elves, Dark Elves, High Elves, and Forest Elves. Yes i do believe in those type of elves but Elves midget elves who were green and have shoes that jingle no.

Ruzi: What about the reindeer

Minnie: Deer are not built for flight.

Luka: Christmas Magic.

Minnie: Fine where is this Christmas Magic how do I learn in.

Luka:........

Minnie: No comment huh

Jarrin: Sometimes you just got to take a leap of faith. You staring at me like that is telling me that you do not believe me. Come on we have several Christmas Party to go to and Misaka Hanukkah Party. Come we got to pick up the kids.

Minnie: I may not believe in Santa Clause, but the kids sure do. I have not gotten one phone call from the principal office for the past couple of months, so I guess that is a good thing. The Jolly Fat man sees all.

Ruzi: Fine be a skeptic you will believe one day

We are on our way to the car when Leona spots something in the sky. What the heck is that. It can’t be is that a deer? and a Slay?

Jarrin: MINNIE MINNE PROOF PROOF !

Minnie: Is that a Deer?

Jarrin: It reindeer and you said that they are incapable if flight.

Minnie: That simply someone who use a wind spell

Leona; Is it just me or is that sleigh coming towards us.

Ruzi: Yeah it is coming in pretty fast.

Luka: I don't think it is going stop

Jarrin: Why are we just standing here for SCATTER!

We all split off in different directions a reindeer comes crashing down. Luck for them we have foot of snow on the ground or that would be really bad for whoever is driving. In the sleigh we see three short elves with bells on their shoes and young women with blonde hair and blue eyes in a red Santa coat and she is holding a baby? One if the elves come out. His shoes jingling as he walks.

Elf: Are you the Bloodheavens

Jarrin: Yeah who are you?

Elf: I am Winter Green Head of the North Pole e security. That there is my second Elven. The stable Elf in the sleigh is Jangle. The Women is Mrs. Clause and baby is little Nicky.

Evie: Aren't you a little young to be Mrs. Clause?

Noel: I am the current Mrs. Clause I am married to the current Santa Clause.

Leona: See Minnie how do you explain this we have holiday elves and we even have his wife and Child if this does not convince you Santa real I do not know what will.

Minnie: Stunted growth elves and a woman and Santa clause suit. I could buy one Amazon.

Winter Green: I AM TALL FOR MY RACE !

Minnie: You keep telling yourself that.

Everyone: Uhhhhhh

Elven: Are you sure we got the right people.

Winter Green: I am certain

Luka: Why exactly are you here it Christmas we don’t do jobs during Christmas. Hell, there is a Truce with all the races that nobody fights on the week of Christmas.

Winter Green: If you don't help us there won't be a Christmas

Everyone: WHAT !

Winter Green: I don't have for this

He take out a snow globe. it has Santa village in it

Winter Green: I COMMAND THEE RETURN US TO VILLAGE OF THE NORTH!

Snow begins to circle us and we teleport. Winter Green tells us that we are on the outside od Santa village. he brought us here with his magic snow globe he tells us that Santa village has been infiltrated by Krampus and Santa brother Jonah.

Jarrin: What is Krampus?

Elven: they are monster that hunt down naughty children through them in gunny sacks and beat them with sticks until they are nice and tender and then they eat them.

Everyone: SERIOUSLY!

Winter Green: We believe Jonah made a deal with Krampus. He could never get over that he was not chosen to be Santa, and he could not be Santa than no one can be Santa.

Luka: Maybe that the reason why he was chosen not be Santa

Winter Green: I don’t know why but the big guy chose you to save a Christmas, I think that is lack in his judgment, but what the boss says goes even no matt how much I disagree with his decision.

Evie: Did we just get look down on by someone half our size.

Jarrin: I am going to let this go because it is Christmas. You’re lucky shrimp.

Winter Green: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME !

Jarrin: Oh my bad sorry my bad tiny

Winter Green: THAT IT LET ME AT HER!

Winter Green try to jump me but Elven and Jangle hold him back

Luka: Jarrin quit taunting the elves

Jarrin: He started it

Noel: I am fearing for the Holiday

Luka: Come put your differences a side if we don’t Christmas is doomed. first of we need mo the whole situation if we are going to a rescue op. What are main objective

Noel: We have four main objectives 1 we have save all the elves and get rid of the Krampus. 2 we must secure the toys for the children. 3 find my husband and 4 defeat Jonah.

Jangle: One question how are we going to get in.

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Everyone:......

Ruzi: I can help with that as a Shade i can phase through solid object. I can also carry thing in my shadow.

Luka; I think a plan is coming together ok here is the plan. Fist we all hop in Ruzi shadow and she will phase us through. Elven, Ruzi and Evie you will be on Elf duty rescue all the elves. Leona and Mrs C you find the toys make sure they are ready for Santa flight. Winter Green and I will be on Krampus Extermination Duty. Minnie and Jarrin You Find Big C and Jonah. Jangle stay out the way. Ok let Operation Fruit Cake begin.

Jarrin: Fruit Cake?

Luka: I was going for a Holiday theme it was this or Figgie Pudding

Jarrin: Fruit Cake it is.

We all jump inside Ruzi shadow and then Ruzi turn into a shadow and make her to Santa Village with out being discovered. Then she finds a blind spot and phase through the wall. After she get in she let us all out of her shadow.

Luka: You ready to make a big distraction. Remember the bigger it is the more time we will give to the others. You think can handle it.

Winter Green: I was born ready THIS IS FOR CRACKER AHHHHHHHHHH !

Winter Green goes charging out like a mad man carrying a sword made out of Peppermint. That is one weird weapon, but he is using Christmas magic after all.

Winter Green: PEPPERMINT PILLAR SPIKES !

Luka: I better go to STATIC SHOCK WAVE !

Krampus get electrocuted and when they can’t move a pillar of Candy cane pierce their bodies. Who knew such a delicious holiday treat could be so deadly.

Jarrin: Everyone they gave us an opening let’s do it

Everyone: Right

We all scatter in different directions

Ruzi Pov

Elven Evie and I head to the find the captured elves even thought I have no Idea where they would be so I ask Elven.

Elven: They would probably be in a large space that is easy to defend where people can’t hide I can only think of one place the mess Hall.

Evie: Alright lets go

We make our way to the mess hall and we hid behind a building two century are guarding the front door. Evie has extremely good vision she can see from the window Elves are all gathered together.

Elven: We need to get rid of the two that are guarding the door first.

Ruzi: Got a rock

Evie: What size

Ruzi: I prefer the size of baseball

Evie: I got it STONE MAKE!

In Evie hand is a rock the size of a baseball

Ruzi: When could you do earth magic I thought you did water

Evie: I do but I am better with Earth. I tried practicing but I never could get better it turn out I was practicing the wrong type, so I switched.

I take stone from Evie than I wind up I through I faster than a major league pitcher. Silent like a sniper it takes both of them out with a perfect head shot.

Ruzi: I guess that is what they mean by hitting two birds with one stone. Ok you distract them in the front and I will make a portal in the back phasing everyone out. Think you can do it.

Elven: No problem

Elven and Evie go busting through the front door.

Elf : Is that Elven?

Elf 2: He brought a tall person?

Elven: KISS MY ASS KRAMPUS!

Than he starts shooting and two go down. Several Krampus go after him and Evie while three stay here to guard the other Elves. I phase through the back wall out of sight of the remaining guards.

Ruzi: SHADOW STICHING!

My Shadow pierces out and strikes all the remaining Krampus. The Elves are shocked they don’t know what happen. Than they turn around and see me.

Ruzi: Anyone ordered a rescue

Elves: YAAYYYYYYY !

I lead the elves out of the mess hall we catch up to Elven and Evie the remaining Krampus have already been turned to stone by Evie’s Stone eyes.

Evie: Mission accomplished

Ruzi: Now I just hope everyone else will have as an easy as time as us.

Jarrin Pov

Jarrin: hey Minnie

Minnie: What

Jarrin: Aren’t you going to say something.

Minnie: I do not know what you are talking about.

Jarrin; Where in Santa Village battling Krampus on our way to Save Santa Clause. You cannot tell me his is not real.

Minnie: Ok maybe and I mean maybe in this universe Santa Clause may be in fact real. There are you happy now.

Jarrin; Very

Winter Green told us the last place he saw Santa was in his office. So, we head there first. We see the remains of a fight. So, we follow the trail. We run, and we make our way to the naughty or nice room. The we see two people in their twenties both have brown hair and green eyes battling one is wearing a red coat the other is wearing a black coat.

Jarrin: SANTA?

The one in red turn around.

Santa: Looks like Winter Green manage to bring in the cavalry.

Jonah: This is cavalry Michael pathetic almost as pathetic as you little brother. You cannot defeat my Christmas Magic I was always stronger than you. I should have been Santa.

Santa: You wanted to make money off Christmas that is not what the Holiday is about. It is about give and spending time with the ones you love and even after all this time you still don’t understand.

Jarrin: YOU TELL HIM SANTA!

Jonah: ENOUGH! Once I defeat you I will be Santa Christmas will be mine.

Santa: Girls I need your help I can beat him, but I need you to stall for time.

Minnie: How are you going to beat him he said that he is stronger than you.

Santa: That may be true, but he never learned the ultimate spell od Christmas Magic only the real Santa knows it because it has been pass down from generation to generation I just need you stall so I can activate it.

Jonah: Like I give you the chance: FIGGIE PUDDING BLAST!

Minnie: BLIZZARD !

Both their attacks collide and there is a huge explosion Minnie is actually pushed back a little. Even for a weird attack he is pretty strong.

Jonah: PUMMELING FRUIT CAKE!

Jarrin: EMERALD FIRE SHEILD!

I try to block his attack by making a shield out of green flame, but the fruit Cake is to hard and it shatters my shield I am blown back but Minnie catches me.

Minnie: You ok.

Jarrin: Yeah, I am fine. How can this guy be so strong when he has such weird attacks be so strong?

Jonah: REEF CAPTURE!

He makes reefs out magic and capture the both of us. I try to burn it off, but it will not burn no matter what I do.

Jarrin: It won’t burn.

Minnie: It won’t freeze either

Jonah: This is Christmas Magic. This Magic is strongest during Christmas your power is nothing compared to me. Now that I have finish Santa’s little helpers DIE BROTHER!

Jarrin and Minnie: SANTA!

Santa: It is time your right Christmas Magic is strongest this time of year that include the ultimate Christmas spell 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS!

Santa summons twelve drummer drumming, eleven piper piping, ten lords that are leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids that are milking, seven swans swimming , six geese laying, five golden ring, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle dove and a partridge in a pear tree.. They all attack Jonah.

Jonah: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1

Jonah is trampled but is alive and Santa release us from our restraints.

Santa: Someone when been naughty.

He takes out a globe and imprison Jonah in it. He is so tiny now and very angry.

Santa: Now let go see how the others are doing

Jarrin: I told he was real and he is a badass

We follow Santa and looks like the cleanup is begging not only that the toys are in the sleigh right next Mrs. Clause and Little Nicky. The Krampus are now in cages. I see Winter Green he is covered in battle Scars he is with Luka and Luka look kind of tired as. I start seeing everyone one by one.

Winter Green: Not bad. If Cracker was here he be proud.

I want to say who the hell is Cracker, but I think if I were to say that I would ruin the mood, so I just keep silent for the time being.

Santa: Thank you everyone the people of Santa Village and I will never forget what you have done here for today.

Jarrin: Will you have time to deliver the toys

Santa: I am Santa I can do anything on Christmas. It just shame.

Luka: What is a shame

Santa: That all you will remember this as only a dream.

The Bloodheavens: Hah?

Santa MEMORY SNOW!

He blows snow in all our faces and the six of us black out. When I wake up I am in my bed with Luka, Minnie, Evie, Ruzi and Leona. The other start to wake up as well

Jarrin: How did I get in my bed why can’t I remember the last few hours.

Minnie: I had the weirdest dream.

Leona: Did you dream you saved Santa village from attack of Krampus. If you did I had that dream too

Evie: Me too

Ruzi: Same

Luka: How did we get in the bed again. Hey, I found a note

Jarrin: Don’t just sit there read it.

Luka: Ok Dear Luka, Jarrin, Ruzi, Leona, Minerva and Evie. You really helped me out last night. So as a token of my appreciation. I left you each a gift in your guest room. Thank you I mean it. I will never forget you even if you forgot me. From S

Minnie: S

Jarrin: Who is S no way Santa?

Minnie: Santa: Is not real it obvious that one of you just pulled prank on us.

Leona: There is only one way to find out RACE YOU TO GUEESS ROOM!

Evie: HOLD ON I AM COMING TOO !

Ruzi: DON’T FORGET ME!

Jarrin: HEY QUIT PUSHING!

Luka: Stop all you are being childish

Minnie: Says the gut who just use a lightning spell to get there first. Why don’t you just open the door already.

We all make it to the guess room and fine six presents one for each of us.

Evie: A HOVER BOARD I GOT A HOVER BOARD!

Ruzi: A Washimoto Style Katana how could anyone get this. There are only seven of these in the world. Two have been lost through passage of time.

Leona” A LUNAR FLOWER! How could this be. They have to be soaked in moonlight for 100 years before they bloom. I am going to go plant it in my garden.

Jarrin: 1000 Recipes for Magical deserts. I don’t even think there is one that I have tried in here.

Luka:…….

Jarrin: Luka your quiet what did you get.

Luka: Oh, the five of you will find out tonight,

Jarrin, Ruzi, Minnie Leona and Evie: PERVERT!

Luka: Thank you S

Jarrin: It got to be Santa there no other person who could come up with these awesome gifts

Minnie: I am telling Santa does not…… This is impossible

Jarrin: What?

Minnie pulls out a silver necklace in the shape of heart. She opens it and it has a picture of a woman who looks like her and a little girl.

Minnie: I thought I lost this. This was given to me by my mother before she died. I lost it when I got kicked out the house, this should be in my universe. It being here would have to be

Jarrin: A Christmas Miracle A.K.A Santa Clause

Minnie:…….

Mika and the other kid come busting in.

Mika: Mom mom mom Santa came, and we got presents come on down already.

Jarrin: Were coming were coming hold your horses.

Minnie: Santa…

Jarrin: Hey Guys Merry Christmas

Everyone: Merry Christmas.

The six of us head down stairs to enjoy Christmas with our family.

Santa: Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night ho ho ho