I was on discord the other day when someone mentioned a new addition to Royal Road called Wayfinder, and I got curious and decided to check it out.

After I read what was available, I had trouble thinking of a good way to say thank you. Well, I thought of plenty of GREAT ways, but my new ankle monitor put some major limitations on me. Yet, I don't easily give up, not when I set my mind to something. Unless, of course, I think of something else, but that's my prerogative. I even made a list of these great ideas. In the bathroom, where the spycams can't see them. I ended up flushing it, though. Not because I couldn't do them if I put my mind to it, but because it's really, really hard to read stuff written on toilet paper.

Ankle-monitor limitations aside, I decided that the best way to thank the author for his new addition to the Royal Road library was to find him a job on a farm, so he could then grow to be an adventurer. Unfortunately, most US farms weren't hiring. The closest available position was in Guatemala. So I paid some internet company to kidnap him and fly him down there. And just so he wouldn't give up and come back easily, I talked with some of the surveillance team that moved into the house next door to make sure that they kept him on the no-fly list.

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Now some of you are probably thinking, 'well he could just hitchhike back' and my answer to that is... that would be outside of my control. And, I know, I know, the rest of you are thinking 'what a great opportunity! I wish I could go too!' but I regret to say the kidnappers didn't return to the states. In fact, now that I think about it, I'm not entirely sure if they really took him to Guatemala. Eh. Somewhere else is as good as there, I'm sure. Adventure!

Hmm.... or maybe not. I should do a shoutout just in case.

Wayfinder is an interesting addition to Royal Road. Kinda like a Pathfinder game being written, with the rolls of events and everything.

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/45816/wayfinder

UPDATE: Story is on Hiatus or dropped or something. IDK. It just... couldn't find a way. heh heh heh