City of new Atlantis. 2026. December. Location classified.
Around the underwater complex humans were running around preparing for the next mission. After the nuclear strikes all around the globe, came aliens, started doing something and next humans knew was the emergence of Dinosaurs, zombies, giant monsters and other apocalyptic scenarios, good thing that meteorites and horsemen were just works of fiction.
Deep in the command center, 'Big Boss' and 'Beholders Central' were managing the defense of the other bases. Moon base was invaded by aliens, but no one were killed, nor have the shots been fired. The Martians, as the aliens called themselves, came with peaceful mission to remove the pollution from the Earth yet again. Humans almost killed themselves in 53rd time, however this time might be as well the last. Nuclear strikes destabilized the Hadron Colliders humans made and this caused the violent explosion of anti matter all across the earth, which resulted in decreasing the habitable land even further, and now Earth had only a third of previous landmass left, good thing about that: global warming won't endanger humans anymore.
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Earth Stratosphere. Martian Fleet. Few hours prior.
The Martians after learning of human idiocy yet again, decided to intervene in open this time, resulting in mass panic of civilians and call to arms from the goverments. Martians ignored the idiots and all the ships projected image of their expedition leader.
Martian Leader: “Gus dutt, mi num du Mur. Wo piss... Hey morons who wrote that script?” after those words Martian threw the data-pad with script away and started talking normally, in english. “Humans, we are Martians, for those who don't understand, yes from Looney Tunes, we aren't aggressive, nor retarded however. My name is Marvin by the way. We came to this earth to steal your wazer wifles and cleanse this world of pollution. Don't worry we are not talking about you, you are just morons who nearly destroyed your home world. And I told on the board meeting that allowing you to gain some knowledge was bad idea. Anyway we are not here about that, but to help you overcome your idiocy. We will... Um guys what is that thing?” after the Marvin ran somewhere, he came back. “HUMANS!!! YOU ARE FUCKING MORONS!!! HAVEN'T YOU READ THE SCIENCE FICTIONS?! YOU FUCKERS MADE A RIFT!!! ALL SHIPS RETURN TO THE BLACKSITE!!!” and so the Martian invasion... erm, relief fleet... yes relief fleet, retreated to the back of the moon.
That was the beginning of cooperation between the 'Black Hands' and Martians. Despite losses, which came with nuclear strikes, 'Black Hands' still retained a third of their manpower. Most 'Rhinos' were killed, and their equipment were destroyed, 'Arachnees' lost 80% of their numbers, 'Ravens' lost half of their numbers, 'Beholders' and 'Troglodytes' lost only 10%, while 'Wolves' didn't lose anyone, as they were creating a moon base.
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New Atlantis. Present Time.
'Black Hands' were given access to the Martian technology, albeit outdated, and now 'Troglodytes' were making improvements to their factories, as well as making new weapons using Martian technologies. Reason for giving humans access was quite simple. Kaiju. The interdimensional monstrocities which once almost destroyed Mars. Unlike human science fiction Mars wasn't a planet with easy access to hell, which resulted in the barren wasteland. It was the fault of Kaiju. In less than a day most of Martians were killed, so the science base on Deimos, and military base on Phobos launched simultaneous strikes from satellites and used the nuclear missiles. All that resulted in destruction of Mars but they managed wiping out Kaiju menace. Now humans were going to fight Kaiju too, so the first mechas were slowly but surely created. While Mechas were created Martians fought the monsters using their ships and their own M.E.C.H.A. Prototypes.
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2027. February.
Big boss was anxious. From over twenty bases all around the world that was left after Day Zero, only two remained. Atlantis and Everest. Things were looking grim so he ordered evacuation of all personnel to the moon base. Atlantis will be taken care of by robots and AI in charge of them.
Big Boss: “From now on Atlantis is under your complete control Sierra. Your orders are as follows: Don't interact with outside world, Self improvement. All the data is already stored. Make the 'Black Hands' proud.” With such word Big Boss entered the M.E.C.H.A. all in order to stall for time and lead the Kaiju elsewhere.
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The mission was a semi-success. Kaiju is no longer searching for Atlantis, they managed to destroy one of four ships and now Big Boss was hiding on some island after his Giant Robot was destroyed.
No rescue mission was conducted as his last orders were “Presume me dead.” Now he was spending his last moments on this earth.
Big Boss: “Fucking morons. Instead of developing some stupid weapons of mass destruction, they would better made some sort of mechas, so we could fight those things. Martians are quite advanced, but they are fucking hippies!” Big Boss was slowly dying from his wounds and radiation. “Heh. At least it was fun. See you in hell guys.” with such final words he pulled the trigger.
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Big Boss POV
I'm dead... but I feel something squishy... it's so warm... Why is it so loud by the way? Oh well it's hell, so no wonder it's that strange...
...
Am I being pushed somewhere? Hey don't! I don't want to follow the light!!!
???: “Congratulations madam, it's a boy.”
A boy? Madam? Wait... is it... reincarnation? So I was in the womb? Let's try to open my eyes *Scream*. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!
???: “And he's quite healthy.”
Madam: “Oh look at him... He has your horns darling.”
Horns? I have horns? Wait... don't tell me... I reincarnated in hell... Ah screw this, not like I was a saint in previous life.
Darling: “He needs to see his sister. She would love to play with him.”
Madam: “You are right. Maybe we should-”
I want to sleep... *peaceful snoring*