Black Goblin
Deep in the forest of Albino, yes, that's the name of this stinking forest, got problems with it?
Ahem. Deep in the forest of Albino lies a cave, filled with magic, and therefore produces magic gems. Simple, right? Well, it would be simple if not for one tiny, and quite annoying I must add, thing. This was a dungeon. Well, it's a new one, relatively new one, as it was there for a few years or so. What's so interesting about it? Well, you see-
“Goblin. Looks like rare variant.” (Adventurer 1)
“Wait, alone? Those critters are always in tight groups.” (Adventurer 2)
“I see only two possibilities, either it's a trap, or this litter bugger ran away from another party.” (Adventurer 1)
“Or he got lost.” (Adventurer 3)
I'm a goblin. Yeah, the one those adventurers talking about. No I ain't lost, I just hunt adventurers for fun and profit. Or run from them, just like I do right about now.
“Hey, it's getting away!”(Adventurer 3)
“No shit Henry, here I thought it was going to start dancing.” (Adventurer 2)
“At least this one has greater intelligence than other ones. Maybe it's really a wariant, and not just some random goblin that decided it was good to get covered in tar, coal or whatever it could find in here.” (Adventurer 1)
Reason why I'm currently running like headless chicken? Well you see, I'm quite good at killing adventurers mano-o-mano, as this is the newborn dungeon, so it's the noob playground, and what's a few goblins to a human, even if said human is a cripple with no fighting experience? Yep, a few points of exp. And if they see a variant, what's their first thought would be? It's usually 'Oooh! It will give me more experience than those shitty brats I fought two minutes ago!', or 'Oooh! This moron can't be alone, and I can kill him and his escort for more exp!'. Those are the most common cases, however there were cases like 'AAAH!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!' and 'You can't be serious...' or my favorite one 'Ha-ha-ha-ha!!!'. Well, considering that this place had mostly human adventurers I was not that surprised.
“It's kinda fast.” (Adventurer 3)
“Henry, stop talking, prepare yourself for an ambush” (Adventurer 1)
“What's it gonna do? Throw rocks and sticks at us? It's just a goblin.” (Adventurer 3)
Well, that's quite good idea, for a goblin that is, if one would start throwing some items at random targets then he would be promoted, by dungeon of course, to thrower, or even slingshot goblin, but I only encoutered thrower goblins so far, as well as generic goblin, generic goblin with stone, branch or makeshift club, and goblin gobber, it's some sort of a squad leader of goblins, tougher and menacing, for a goblin that is. Me? Well, I'm an anomaly in this dungeon, main reason why some adventurers try to stick to the lower floors. Oh right, dungeons have stairs leading up, not down, and are located in their own dimensions, no matter how poor they are. At least that's what I think about it. I mean, I was in this world for less than a month, or at least I think it was month, not like I had clock on me or something.
“Dead end fella, you've got nowhere to run.” (Adventurer 3)
“And it seems like there are no goblins beside this one.” (Adventurer 1)
“Whatever, I just want to know what loot can we get out of him.” (Adventurer 2)
Well, this was not a 'dead end' as the one they call Henry said, not for me at least. You see, despite dungeons, or at least this particular dungeon, having their own dimensions, monsters, as well as adventurers, could dig here. Well the damage done to dungeon would be gone in a day or two, but that doesn't really matter for me.
“Is it just me, or this goblin's grinning?” (Adventurer 3)
“Gobba smartar dan tu!” and with these words I ran through the crack in the wall, leaving these morons dumbfounded.
“Is it just talked?” (Adventurer 3)
“Yeah...” (Adventurer 2)
“And ran through this crack?” (Adventurer 3)
““...””
And now to the best part. You remember I talked about the digging inside dungeon? Well, this is my favorite way to deal with adventurers. Cave-in. Unfortunately I'm not that great of a mage as before, well not that I was great before, but something as easy as burying adventurers alive? That's easy. Though I quite dislike it as I get less essence from them, but fighting them head on? Not with my current stats.
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Status V3.522
Name: Pyro
Alias: Kage
Race: Elemental (Goblin)
Variant: Psychic (locked), Darkness.
Sub-Race: Ancestral Vampire (locked)
Variant: Daywalker (locked), Morgul (locked).
Class: Polymath
Variant: Xenomorph.
Extra: Chosen of Chaos.
Level 1
Experience 43%
Health: 585/585
Regeneration: 120 H/hour
Mana: 1950/1950
Regeneration: 76.5 M/minute
Stamina: 2100/2100
Recovery: 210 S/minute
Weight
Max 70.5 kg.
<25%
Titles *active
Traits
Weapon Master
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Alchemist
Pyromaniac
Master Assassin
Living Shadow
One-man army
Lone Wolf
*Hero
Firestarter
Distrust Gardener
Space-Time Apprentiece
Wielder of Curses
Twisted Genius
Parallel Processing
Enhanced Regeneration
Indefatigable
Tough Skin
Know it All
Discerning Eye
Prodigy
(System Enhanced Assistant)
(Shape-Shifter)
(Psyker)
(Archmage)
(Harbringer)
(Illusionist)
(Vampiric Origin)
(Void Walker)
(Overlord)
(Polymath)
(Magic Blood)
(Undefeated)
Legendary Strength 6
Legendary Vitality 4
Legendary Vigor 4
Legendary Endurance 5
Legendary Agility 8
Legendary Speed 7
Legendary Dexterity 5
Legendary Perception 9
Legendary Processing Power 10
Legendary Intelligence 12
Legendary Willpower 11
Legendary Magic 6
Legendary Charisma 1
Luck 100
Unallocated points 0
Coins 0
Stored Life Force 35
Stored Essence 0
Tokens 4 Common
12 Uncommon
6 Rare
(locked)
Affinities
Fire 100
Water 15
Earth 25
Air 10
Light 10
Darkness 52
Lightning 20
Nature 10
Ice 25
Blood 25
Shadow 54
Illusion 15
Void 10
Time 10
Space 10
Psychic 100
Mana 10
Chaos 30
Death 10
Life 10
Weapon Masteries
Defense Masteries
Magic Masteries
Utility Masteries
Dual Wielding – Basic
Hand-to-hand – Basic
Dagger – Basic
Throwing – Basic
Archery – Basic
Whips – Basic.
Short blades – Basic
Long blades – Basic
One Handed – Basic
Two Handed – Basic
Axes – Basic
Hammers – Basic
Spear – Untrained
Shield – Untrained
Heavy Armor – Basic
Medium Armor – Basic
Light Armor – Basic
Evasion – Basic
Dodging – Basic
Blocking – Basic
Counter – Basic
Enchanting – Basic
Mana – Basic
Psychic – Novice
Illusion – Basic
Shadow – Novice
Darkness – Novice
Light – Basic
Fire – Basic
Water – Basic
Earth – Novice
Air – Basic
Ice – Basic
Lightning – Basic
Nature – Basic
Blood – Basic
Death – Basic
Life – Basic
Chaos – Basic
Void – Basic
Time – Basic
Space – Basic
Necromancy – Basic
Hexes – Basic
Summoning – Basic
Sneaking – Novice
Camouflage – Novice
Alchemy – Basic
Swimming – Basic
Survival – Basic
Traps – Basic
Hunting – Basic
Cooking – Basic
Herbalism – Basic
Crafting – Basic
Fabrication – Basic
Fishing – Untrained
Smooth Talker – Untrained
Intimidation – Untrained
Flesh Carving – Untrained
Runic Knowledge – Basic
Active Skills
Passive Skills
Magic Skills
Buffs
Debuffs
Slash
Assassination
Hide
Penetrating Strike
Devour
Blink
Charm
Bind
Power Strike
Shield Wall
Smoke Screen
Polymorph
Spirit Lantern
Fear Aura
Appraisal
Evil Eyes
Inventory
Last Stand
Polymath
Magic Control
Poker Face
Elemental Manipulation
Life & Death
Blood Pool
Magic Stabilization
Awareness
Resistances Tongue [https://forum.royalroadl.com/images/smilies/tongue.png]ain (X), Physical (I), Magical (I), Elemental (I), Mental (X), Holy (I).
Creation
Enchanting
Infusion
Transmutation
Personal Dimension
Domination
Icy Flame
Metal Manipulation
Magma Manipulation
Life Steal
Resurrection
Reality Slash
Gravitation Control
Time Control
Teleportation
Gate
Fly
Laser
Doll Creation
Summon Elemental
Blast
Shield
Ray
Orb
Spear
Blessing of Chaos
Polimorph (Goblin)
Dungeon Bound
Good thing I can get rid of my goblin race. First I need to get rid of the other debuff, which forbids me from leaving this dungeon. Also I need to get items from the adventurers and store it inside my storage, you know, for trading purposes.