Chapter 38. Flowering (a) city.

Well, let's just say that this mission was quick and painless... for me at least, dunno about the ones that were used for exp, probably not so, anyway with the job mostly done, it was only a matter of time before the spell effects kick in, and cookies got cooked. From now on cookies are the embodiment of Evil, and I mean it! More than five hours of constant stream of cookies out of the factory, almost five tons of wheat flour as well as around a ton of NUTS, which almost... ahem. Right, so this stuff was finished, and so I could finally get a breather. No seriously, it's even worth than being a slave of megacorporation, not like I know how it is, but still it can't be that bad as cooking for Mr Peanuts!

Right, so with most of the... I already said that, huh? Well anyway with me being me, I decided to end the rest of the living by starting using my nature magic, and let me tell you, those driads are LIE! They are just like treants, and not-

Triffid Queen (sapling)

HP ???/???

MP 310/310

Oh, that explains... nothing. Why would triffid look like some sort of hybrid between ent, dryad and Alien? That doesn't explain it at all!

“... g... s...”

What was that?

“... good... soil...” Okay, and what the hell was that?

“Soil?”

“Someone... is... near... my... home? Food?”

“I am the one who brought thou upon this soil, and fertilized it.”

“I... was... always... here... I... just... understand... more...”

“Nah, I mean I was the one, well there were two of us actually, who gave you the-”

“Two... one... what... is... it?”

“Ok... you have what type of intelligence? Childlike? Whatever the case, do you know what garden is?”

“I... do... not...”

“Well, that's simple, you'll have a lot of similar creatures like you in it, as well as creatures from different species. You'll get-”

“Food? Is... species... food?”

“Food also, but you have a limit on what to eat, first of all I am not food, if you try you'd doom the garden and yourself along it.”

“You... are... not... food?”

“YES! I am not a food! I gave you food! And will show you how to hunt it!”

“Hunt... mean... food?”

“Geh... wait a bit, I will summon some nature spirit or elemental, dunno what's better.”

“Spirit... food?”

“THE SAME AS ME! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME FINISH IT!!!” Trees these days...

*

Right, so I finally managed to make a contract with the nature spirit, but-

“Yeah, and why would I do that?” are all spirits like this? I mean yes, she's rather cute, looks like proper driad- “I AM driad you moron.” and she reads my mind.

“Stop reading my mind.”

“And what will you-” [Mind Rapture] and she rolls around the grass screaming something gibberish.

“Next time I will just summon another spirit.”

“I... I... am not a spirit...” with meek voice this spirit said. “I am a dryad! I am considered a hybrid between nature spirit and a monster, as you humans call-”

“I am vampire, not some human.”

“... as those humans call creatures with mana cores.”

“Okay, let's spare the info on it, as I don't care. So you was summoned or created, whatever you choose, for being a guide and companion for triffid.”

“And what do you want from me, ojou-sama?”

“I AM NOT A GIRL! Well, I can become one, or look like one, as I really don't like how those annoying things get me off balance, but I am a guy!”

“Then this will be-” I lit myself aflame.

“ONE MORE TRY. WHO IS YOUR MASTER?!”

“Y-you are!” finally.

“Now be a good spirit and offer the guidance to the triffid. IF anything tries to attack me or my minions when we get here, you and everything that you had influence on will be incenirated. Got it?”

“G-got it!” finally.

“Now go and show the way of the hunt! Oh and what's your name?”

“... don't have one.”

“Then you will be named Artemis. I understand that you are no goddess of hunt, but Gaia is taken.” What happened to plants? Can't they, I dunno, be more friendly? I'm not some human who cut them down for fun and profit, I cut down humans for fun and profit. “So, chop chop. Go and make this into the sort of garden even gods would envy, I mean those annoying spirits that pose as gods, proper gods are idiots, and trust me I know, at least two of them are. Yes, I mean you Nar!”

“I hear and obey, master.”

“Right, now go, and make the best garden you can... make.” with those stats in intelligence I thought I would be genius, but seems like it don't give me better vocabulary than I already have. Eh whatever.

Now to the other tasks, maybe... yep, let's wait a bit, what do I have in stats by the way?

… What the hell? No really, what with those stats? I mean I was OP before, but now... now I suppose no one can match my stats in this world! *Sinister Laugh*... well except those annoying gods. But I wonder what should I do next? With all those stats I can probably... yeah, let's go with that.

Status

Status V3.53

Name: Pyro

Race: Homunculus

Variant: Esper.

Sub-Race: Ancestral Vampire

Variant: Daywalker, Morgul.

Class: Polymath

Variant: Xenomorph, Berserker, Strider, Archon, Night blade, Duelist.

Extra: Chosen of Chaos.

Level 21

Experience 9%

Health: 41'580/ 41'580

Regeneration: 18'480 H/hour

Mana: 12'677/92'160

Regeneration: 3'859.2 M/minute

Stamina: 142'200/ 142'200

Recovery: 14220 S/minute

Weight

Max 3'714 kg.

<25%

Titles *active

Traits

Weapon Master

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Alchemist

Pyromaniac

Master Assassin

Living Shadow

One-man army

Lone Wolf

*Hero

Firestarter

Distrust Gardener

Space-Time Apprentiece

Wielder of Curses

*Gardener

Twisted Genius

Parallel Processing

Enhanced Regeneration

Indefatigable

Tough Skin

Know it All

Discerning Eye

Prodigy

System Enhanced Assistant

Shape-Shifter

Psyker

Archmage

Harbringer

Illusionist

Vampiric Origin

Void Walker

Overlord

Polymath

Magic Blood

Undefeated

Ambidextrous

Blade Master

Legendary Strength 154

Legendary Vitality 154

Legendary Vigor 154

Legendary Endurance 160

Legendary Agility 160

Legendary Speed 148

Legendary Dexterity 166

Legendary Perception 160

Legendary Processing Power 100

Legendary Intelligence 256

Legendary Willpower 280

Legendary Magic 232

Legendary Charisma 117

Luck 100

Unallocated points 2'111

Coins 110'000

Stored Life Force 8'000

Stored Essence 32'100

Tokens 2 Common

4 Uncommon

5 Rare

1 Epic

1 Unique

Affinities

Fire 100

Water 20

Earth 25

Air 20

Light 20

Darkness 52

Lightning 20

Nature 20

Ice 25

Blood 25

Shadow 54

Illusion 20

Void 15

Time 15

Space 15

Psychic 100

Mana 25

Chaos 30

Death 20

Life 20

Soul 25

Poison 25

Weapon Masteries

Defense Masteries

Magic Masteries

Utility Masteries

Dual Wielding – MAX

Hand-to-hand – MAX

Dagger – MAX

Short blades – MAX

Long blades – MAX

One Handed – MAX

Throwing – MAX

Archery – Expert

Whips – Expert.

Two Handed – Expert

Axes – Competent

Hammers – Adequate

Spear – Novice

Shield – Novice

Heavy Armor – MAX

Medium Armor – MAX

Light Armor – MAX

Evasion – Expert

Dodging – Competent

Blocking – Competent

Counter – Competent

Enchanting – MAX

Mana – MAX

Psychic – MAX

Illusion – MAX

Shadow – MAX

Darkness – MAX

Light – MAX

Fire – MAX

Water – MAX

Earth – MAX

Air – MAX

Ice – MAX

Lightning – MAX

Nature – MAX

Blood – MAX

Death – MAX

Life – MAX

Chaos – MAX

Void – MAX

Time – MAX

Space – MAX

Necromancy – MAX

Hexes – MAX

Summoning – MAX

Poison – MAX

Sneaking – MAX

Camouflage – MAX

Alchemy – MAX

Runic Knowledge – MAX

Cooking – Master

Swimming – Expert

Survival – Expert

Traps – Expert

Hunting – Expert

Herbalism – Adequate

Crafting – Adequate

Fabrication – Adequate

Fishing – Trained

Smooth Talker – Novice

Intimidation – Novice

Flesh Carving – Novice

Active Skills

Passive Skills

Magic Skills

Effects

Slash

Assassination

Hide

Penetrating Strike

Devour

Blink

Charm

Bind

Power Strike

Shield Wall

Smoke Screen

Polymorph

Spirit Lantern

Enrage

Way of Shadows

Fear Aura

Appraisal

Evil Eyes

Inventory

Last Stand

Polymath

Magic Control

Poker Face

Elemental Manipulation

Life & Death

Blood Pool

Magic Stabilization

Awareness

Resistances Tongue [https://forum.royalroadl.com/images/smilies/tongue.png]ain (X), Physical (V), Magical (V), Elemental (V), Mental (X), Holy (V).

Calm Mind

Creation

Enchanting

Infusion

Transmutation

Personal Dimension

Domination

Combinational Magic

Metal Manipulation

Magma Manipulation

Life Steal

Resurrection

Reality Slash

Gravitation Control

Time Control

Teleportation

Gate

Fly

Laser

Doll Creation

Summon Elemental

Blast

Shield

Ray

Orb

Spear

Blessing of Chaos

 Seems like I finished the 'divine quest', and finally got poison affinity, unique token, and I leveled up quite a lot. Seems like Polymath is a bit OP, but considering the costs, it was worth it, I mean every level get around 100 stats, and with my racials it's almost 150, is really cool, though leveling it get's annoying. Now the only problem is I need divine tokens to upgrade my stats to Divine tier. Oh well, it's not like I'm in a hurry, I have eternity to become more powerful than I already am, just don't get too cocky and everything will be fine.

Anyway it's time to experiment on my poison affinity, let's quickly find another castle, doubt there will be princess though.

*

After around a day of traveling wherever I thought was good direction, I finally managed to find castle, well more like temple, or something like that. There were a lot of those priests, templars/paladins/knights, probably some nobility, but who cares about liabilities. Anyway my plan was simple, poison the well, but... well, let's say that well was not there. Those bastards had underground river, so it was useless, instead I poisoned their supplies, ground, fleas, well made them undead and added poison to their mandibles, or whatever they had. Basically it was another massacre of zealots. Why don't I have a title like, I dunno, 'zealot eater'? But now I had a problem, I guess...

“YOU! How dare you kill my followers?!” and I guess it's so called light goddess. Where's my dagger? Oh here it is. “You will pay-”

“Ja, heard ya, question have I. Spirit you, are you not?”

“I am the Goddess of Light, and you will-”

“Regards from the system.” and I teleported towards her and plunged the dagger in her neck, and retreated... and it killed her... “Hey, it's not fun! Why did you die from this attack? I mean you supposed to be-” *DING!* “Oh new title.”

Um... dude... you just killed a goddess... well actually she supposed to be one, but seeing as you killed her with one hit, it seems like she was something useless. Anyway enjoy new flashy title.

God Slayer

You are alpha and omega, though now only omega, as creating world from scratch is not one of your powers, but destroying one is. And killing god is even harder.

Walking calamity

You destroyed the holy grounds of some religious organization, killed their goddess and all their leaders. Congrats, now go destroy something else.

Breaker of rules

Oh come on! You killed 'major' player in this world, eradicated the figures of this player. You also became rogue figure, and now the Chaos is laughing his ass off. Atta boy, now go wreak the place a bit more, before Chaos get bored.

Whale Hunter

Your minions killed almost all population of whales in the eastern sphere. You know that they were the staple food of Nekos, right?

Um... the last one... I think I just doomed some kittens, also... KANE! Did you change your profession?

Nah, I'm just bored.

Gods these days...