[Author’s note: As you already know, Shin is Japanese.]
My name’s Juumonji Shin. I’m your average 13-year-old teenager who just entered middle school that likes to watch anime and read light novels and mangas. I was quite excited to go to my first school, so I left my house in a hurry so that I’d be the first one to arrive there. However, when I exited my house, I was suddenly assaulted by a very bright light.
“Uwaaa!”
Covering my eyes with my hands, I screamed in a panic because I didn’t know what was going on.
“Did I just summon a commoner?”
“This is strange…”
“I wonder why I summoned a commoner. Sensei, do you have any ideas?”
“Hmm… This is something unprecedented. I need more data.”
After the bright light, I started hearing the voices of people. What’s more, they weren’t speaking in Japanese but were instead conversing in English.
When I opened my eyes, I found myself sitting on the floor inside a dark room that was lit by candles. The books on the shelves looked really old. I continued looking around and I noticed an old man, wearing a fancy robe, standing near the window. What’s more, I saw a girly guy, which also had a short stature, approaching me. He was wearing a plain white blazer jacket.
“Wha- what are you doing!”
I screamed in a panic when I saw a guy’s head, which looked like a girl with shoulder length blonde hair, knelt in front of me and moved his head closer to mine. What’s more his eyes were closed and I could that he was faintly blushing.
“Hey! I’m not a homo! So get away from me!”
Hearing my voice, the girly guy opened his eyes and stared at me in wonder.
“Sensei, can you understand what he’s saying?”
“No, I can’t, he must’ve come from a far away land because he's speaking in a different language. However, don’t worry, once you’ve finished forming a contract with you’re familiar, it will obtain the ability to understand your words.”
While the two conversed to one another in English, I managed to calm myself down by breathing deeply.
“O-oi! I thought you weren’t gonna do that anymore! Are you homo!”
Even though they were speaking in English, I thought they understood my Japanese when the girly guy stopped. It seemed like I was wrong. By the way, my scores on the English subject were really bad, so I didn’t think of communicating to them in English.
“Oi! You seriously gotta stop what you’re doing!”
“Stay still for a moment….
While I did my best to resist the girly boy’s advance, my body suddenly got bounded by something. I tried moving for a while, however, I couldn’t free my hands. As a result, I couldn’t stop the girly boy’s advance and he kissed me. I suddenly felt a warm sensation envelop my body.
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“Please kill me… just kill me… even if the other person looked like a girl, he was still a guy… to think I’d lose my first kiss to a guy…”
After the girly guy kissed me, I moved myself to a corner of the room when I could move my hands again and started sulking.
“Unn… just like what you said sensei. I could now understand what he’s saying. How about you sensei?”
“No, I still can’t. Did you forget that only you, his master, can understand him, a familiar.”
“Ah… I thought that when you said, ‘he’d obtain the ability to understand me’, I had thought that you were included.”
“And because of that, you’re grades will never rise.”
“Guh—I’ll work hard to make it rise….”
I became curious at their conversation, so I turned my head towards them. I found the boy that kissed me, hang his head in shame. Noticing my gaze, the girly boy met my eyes and gave me a smile. Because he looked so cute with that smile, I suddenly remembered that we kissed.
“Uwaaa! Just kill me already!”
I writhe on the floor as I did my best to forget that pleasan—
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The disturbing sensation I felt earlier.
“What’s wrong?”
“Sensei, my familiar said he wanted to die… do you know why?”
“Hmmm… maybe it’s because you didn’t make the contract properly. Why don’t you do it again.”
“Really? Haa~ Even though it was so embarrassing, I need to do it again?”
When I heard the girly boy say the word ‘again’, I hurried stand up and said:
“Are you planning to kiss me again!? Nononono! I don’t want to feel that pleasa— disturbing action with you again!”
“I’m sorry. It’s because I failed to properly forge the contract with you. Because of that, you wanted to die right? Don’t worry, I’ll properly do it this time.”
“Nonono, the reason why I wanted to die is because of what you did to me! It’s also because I thought your kiss felt quite good and wanted to do it agai—arrgh! Look at what you made me say!”
“…”
The girly boy fidgeted in front of me with a red face.
“Please don’t do that! I beg of you! Stop being so cute!”
“C-cute? You said I was c-cute?”
“Yes, yes, you’re cute… you’re so cute that I wanna pus— Arggh! Bad thoughts go away! Bad thoughts go away!”
I quickly ran to a wall, which was made out of stone bricks and banged my head to it.
“You’re not gonna reforge your contract, Michael?”
“Umm… Sensei, it seems like the reason why my familiar wants to die is because of my earlier action…”
“Is that also the reason why you’re blushing Michael? Don’t worry, that was only a ceremony to form a contract, so that doesn’t count.”
“I-is that true?”
“Yes. So there’s no need to get embarrassed.”
“Haa, that’s good. I actually thought I lost my first time.”
This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.
I had stopped banging my head the moment they started conversing. It’s because I really found it weird when I listened to their conversation. One was speaking in fluent Japanese while the other spoke in English and yet they're able to understand one another. I then thought that maybe, they were able to understand Japanese. Because of that, I quickly walked to the old man and asked him the questions that floated in my head.
“Oi, old man, where am I? Who are you? Who’s him?”
The old man floated question marks on his head as he listened to me. The girly boy then tugged my sleeve and spoke.
“Ummm… he can’t understand what you’re saying.”
“What do you mean by can’t? Wasn’t he conversing with you even though you were speaking in Japanese?”
“Umm… it’s because of the contract we made earlier….”
“Contract?”
I then pondered for a while and the image of us kissing appeared in my mind. I then blushed immediately.
“I’m a mage and you’re the familiar I summoned.”
“Are you delusional? You say you’re a mage right? Then I dare you to use magic in front of me then.”
When I was a child, I believed that I was able to use magic. As a result, I used to run around my neighborhood and tell my friends that I was a mage. However, when they asked me to use magic in front of then, my delusion was crushed when I wasn’t able to do it. That part of my childhood became a part of my dark history.
“Sure… [Appear before me
As the girly guy finished speaking, a floating ball of fire really did appear in front of me. What’s more, he even used his finger to move the fireball.
“Wha!?”
I must’ve made a really stupid expression because the girly guy giggled in a cute manner.
“Though my main attribute is wind, but by training, I’m able to use other elements. Though I’m only able to use basic spells because it isn’t my main.”
“Is this for real?”
When I asked him such a dumb question, I was given a decisive yes.
“T-then… I really was summoned by you? And that this isn’t a cheap trick that was done by a TV show?”
“TV show? I don’t know what that is, but I can assure you that I’m not tricking you and that I really did summon you.”
“… WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?”
I screamed to the top of my lungs when I digested what he just said. I’m able to handle being summoned to another world because of the Light novels I’ve read. However, my situation wasn’t like those in the light novels, where a beautiful girl summons a guy from modern japan to become her familiar.
“W-why d-did you scream?”
“Who wouldn’t? Oh, god, why did my summoner have to be a guy?”
“….”
“I wanna go home and forget about this!”
Since this was a world that was exactly the same as those in some light novels, there should be a way to get home if I searched for it.
“Ummm…”
“However, I can’t do it just yet. For now, I need a place to live while I search for a way to get back home. Thankfully, this is one of those scenarios where I was summoned as a familiar. That means my summoner will be in-charge of taking care of me… but still…”
I looked at my summoner who had a really cute face.
“Oh god… It would’ve been okay if my summoner was a girl… why did it have to be a guy…”
The girly guy interrupted my monologue with a hesitant face.
“Ummm… since you’re my familiar… I think it’s okay for me to share my secret with you…”
“What secret?”
The girly guy coughed a few time and looked at the person who stood a few steps away from us. He nodded a few time to the girly guy.
“Actually… I’m a… girl…”
My mind blanked out.
“… Eh? Could you say it again…”
“I said I’m a girl! I’m only dressed like this because of my family’s tradition.”
I became silent for a while. The girly guy… I mean the cute girl worriedly stared at me.
“BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!! I’M NEVER GOING BACK TO MY OWN WORLD!!!”
Because of my scream, the cute girl fell on her butt on the floor. I then remembered what she said before.
“Oh yeah! You said you were gonna redo the contract right? Why don’t we do it again!”
If this wasn’t for a contract, I would’ve been filed for assaulting a girl. But because I was in another world, those laws should exist here. What’s more, because I’m her familiar, kissing her should be alright.
Huehuehue… I can’t wait to do the same things that guy named H**aga S**to did to L****se with this girl…
“Come on… let’s redo the contract ceremony! Come on! Master!”
“N---“
“N?”
“NOOOO!!!”
The girl waved her hand in front of me and the next thing I knew, I was flying towards the wall.
Thud*
Because I was flying quite fast, the impact was quite strong, so my consciousness was fading.
I’m gonna thoroughly enjoy this world and gather a harem of my own. Middle school? Parents? If this is a fantasy world, there should be a way to get back, so that's not a problem. For now, my goal is to gather every character archetype and make them fall in love with me… or I could go for the same thing the protagonist in ZnT and make my master fall in love with me… Either way works for me… huehuehuehue
After laughing vulgarly in my mind, I fainted.
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