Chapter 8 : Lily-tan makes her comeback! With others.
There were three people in front of us, all wearing the dark blue armband of the disciplinary committee.
My first thought was ' are you serious ?'. They stared at us, we stared at them.
"Good morning?"
I turned around and saw Saeko-sensei with Maizono Minato, tho one who proposed to my workmanship and didn't get sent to the hospital. He didn't get set to the hospital not because he proposed ! It's because he was out of the way, and besides, since when people do propose during battles huh ?!
His idiotic face as he greeted the student council turned into a delighted one as he saw me.It was as if dog ears and tails poofed onto him and his eyes started shining worryingly. He put a hand in his bag and got out a stack of paper, waving them at me. S-Stop paying attention to me, I'm busy here!
"Hephaestus-sama ! I've spent all night drawing those blueprints please take a look at them, I'm certain that with you..."
"A-hem!" The brunette girl with the armband cleared her throat, before pointing her finger at me.
"Yunohara Yumeko, Nekota A-Agito-san!"
Did she blush when looking at him ? She looked at me venomously though. Please, I've seen worse than that.
"You two first assaulted a student in the cafeteria, damaged school property, then sent your whole class to the hospital and assaulted several teachers, what do you have to say to your defense?!"
"First, the guy I 'assaulted' was a player and cheated on me. Unfaithful people should be punished." Agito strangled a laugh at that.
'Why the laugh ?'
'The great me will explain later'
"But I admit the poor window had nothing to do with it, so for that I plead guilty. For the rest, it was a 'War Game'. I didn't know the professors wouldn't be able to protect themselves adequately, and since it was 17 against 2, I didn't have the luxury to hold back."
Excited whispers were heard around. Seems like that story will be spread quickly, and we all know it.
"Besides, all this war game stemmed from the fact that that person couldn't get the fact that Yumeko-san here left his little personal harem when he clearly said he was in love with another woman."
Agito added, smirking while speaking out so that his words were clearly heard.
"UOOOOOOOOOOH!"
That scream, those flames, male jealousy is pretty terrifying huh ? I don't feel any pity for that guy though. Oh, here comes the deserter. Slender and delicate looking, here came the violet eyed brother of Agito, Nagito. I forgot he sat out this war game huh. He looked at Agito and us, blinked, before opening his mouth.
"I don't know what's going on, but that's probably Yuri's fault."
"The great me doesn't know what you're talking about."
"I'll take that for a yes. See you later, I guess."
With that, he sat on the front row and proceeded to go on a nap. Council student woman was flabbergasted while the two ikemen accompanying her didn't now what to make of the situation.
"So... You admit that the cafeteria was you... but the teachers was an accident?"
I nod. There is no need to blow that up even more.
"This 1 C ? Good. Lily thought she was lost."
... I think I'm going to stop thinking that.
Blonde hair collected in a ponytail, a school uniform with a C tie, blue eyes taking in the surrounding scenery sharply and a wooden sword strapped on her back.
Freyja was there, coming into our class, disguised as a student.
"Wa-Wa-Wa-Wait a goddamned minute, I thought you couldn't come here!"
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*BONK*
It hurt! She hit me with that wooden sword!
"Owwww."
"No swearing."
"Erm..."
Lily turned towards the student council, sword still in hand and tilted her head curiously.
"Lily was taught law and discipline must be applied by everybody. Lily was right, right?"
And then she proceeded to stare at them, without blinking. The student councils officers started sweating, before breaking eye contact.
"That wooden sword..."
"Kendo club allowed Lily to keep it."
"A-And you're late..."
"Paperwork. You late too."
They blinked, before realizing they were at least ten minutes late for their own lessons and ran away, cursing. Freyja is a terrifying opponent, distracting them and putting them in trouble like that, how vicious of her... That fits Agito's description of her split personalities I guess. Gotta be careful around that one, she doesn't look like she's an easygoing one.
"This isn't over, class 1 C troublemakeeeek"
"Oneeee-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"
A blonde bullet bulldozed through the students, was expertly parried by Lily, bounced on the roof before squashing down....
I ... Don't know how much more I can take. My sanity....
The blonde bullet is Freyja's brother, who was almost emitting clouds and sparkles of happiness despite his state. And how in the name of Freyja did he know she was here ? Ah, another intruder...
"Aiyaaaa, so that's the room, good find Seiryuu-kun! You forgot your tie, though."
*BONK*
"IIIAaaaaaw what was that for?"
"Your face annoyed Lily."
"Now, now, let's not*BOK*BONK*BOK*"
'Those two...'
'Ah, that woman was overdue some retribution. My knightly princess hates debts.'
'Sexual harassment is not welcome in a school environment. Lily decided to be proactive.'
'... Of course you can speak to us...'
'Yuri and Lily same person after all. She'll be too busy, so Lily has been sent to deal with you.'
"Otouto?"
The blonde young man was instantly by his sister's side, beaming despite the blood trickling down his face. Somebody call an ambulance ?
"You D-Class, why here ?"
"People left this class and transferred into others. So volunteers have been sent here to make up for the numbers."
"Troublemaker dump ?"
"I fear so, onee-san."
The girl nodded, before swinging her sword again and planting it to the ground. I think it made a hole in the concrete...
"I... Don't think there's anything to worry about that." Those guys probably wouldn't survive the beating.
As those words left my mouth, she almost teleported, her face inches away from mine.
*staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare*
Somebody help meeeeeee!
"Students ? Please sit, it's time for the lessons to start..."
Saeko-sensei, thank you so much! Wait...
We all looked at Saeko-sensei, disbelievingly, because all of us already more or less finished our educations.
"Pretty please?"
More silence. Sensei put a box onto her desk.
"I've brought cookies ?"
Lily sat, and the rest followed.
In another plan of existence, a certain goddess was laughing hysterically, rolling around in the grass.
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Yuri finally joined the side of chaos, and now, we have both Lily-tan and Yume-chan in the same room ! Chaos, I tell you, Chaos!
The "feel my pain" comment must make more sense now right Yume-chaaaaaaan?
Class : 1 C
Teacher : Akabane Saeko
Students : 7 ( For now)
Amehara Himeko
Maizono Minato
Nekota Agito
Nekota Nagito
Sorano Lily
Sorano Seiryuu
Yunohara Yumeko