Chapter 6: Yuri-chan gets no respect ! ( as usual)
Huwaaaaaaaa... I slept well
Well, better hope so , we don't know how long you lazed around there!
Muuuu, Rei-chan, this place is out of time, so no time passed at all outside as long as I'm not conscious and inside of it, that's the whole point of having this place here, you know, instant soul delivery. Probably unclogged the waiting line at the [Soul Forge] too...
You... Didn't forget about that.
There's a thing called getting smarter.
Huh, didn't think that'd affect you.
How cruel, Rei-chan...
That's why I exist, dumbass.
Stop saying I'm an idiot! That would mean you're an idiot for saying I'm an idiot!
Aaaaand we're back to middle school level. I'm out, I can only handle so much stupidity in one go.
Uuuurgh, why did she come here anyways... I sit up from where I was sleeping and looked around. Dead people were staring at me, probably the ones who were unwillingly lingering. Since the place is pretty small, quite a lot must have passed on already.
"Hum, hello ?"
They couldn't hear me ? Well, I signaled towards the door on the right, that lead to reincarnation while smiling, and they seemed to get it. There was a middle aged man though, with brown, greying hair, that kept staring at me. Then, he opened his mouth.
"Who are you?"
He spoke... In german? I never leaned german...
Goddess, dumbass.
Lilyyyyyyyy Reisen's bullying meeeeeee!
Wah?! Why you*BLAM*!
Reisen bad girl again ? Lily needs more lessons then.
I tilt my head.
"I don't really know. I'm a goddess, but I'm too young to have a name. All the old gods disappeared, you see..."
I say to him, mock conspiratorially. After all, I don't see why I shouldn't humor him for a while, he doesn't seem aggressive. He nods curtly and passes on quietly. I sit near the plum tree and think some more. I know that in mythology greater goddesses were in fact several lesser goddesses put together. But if I am a primordial goddess, how does it work ?
Lily thinks aspects.
Muuu, that's troublesome stuff anyways. Let's ignore it for something else! Since I'm conscious, I should go and see what the others are doing.
Now.
Hey?
I can't get out ?
Uwawawawa?!
What can I do, what can I do ?!
Skills! There must be skills!
SkillDomainCostEffectResurrectPrimordial Life1 000 000 000Resurrect a mortalDeath sentencePrimordial Death1 000 000 000Kills a mortalDivine manifestationPrimordial god5 000 000 A.P.Allows you to appear in your full glory.Soul elevationPrimordial god1 000 000 / levelAllows you to elevate a soul to a higher statusScryingGod1 000 A.P. (Permanent)Allows you to observe the mortal planeManifestationGod500 000 A.P.Allows you to appear in the mortal planeBlessDivine spiritVariableAllows you to give out blessingsCommunicationDivine spirit1 000 A.P. (permanent)Allows you to communicate with a mortalRain callingWater spirit20 A.P.Allows you to call out rainFreezeIce spiritVariableAllows you to manipulate cold
They totally changed !
Is that because of my evolution?
Logically speaking, you are now an aspect of the universe, as such, you cannot come and go as you please.
An-chan...
For now, I would advise you to take a look at your point count.
Hai.
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Uwaaa, that was pretty clogged up, no wonder there were so many evil and lingering spirits around...
If you look at my skills and blessings, it's too low, much too low...
For now, I'll use 2 k for direct lines with Agito and Hepha-chan, plus 1 k to scry on the lab holding my body, that should to it, right ?
That would be the most efficient way to do it, yes.
Uuuuu, I don't know how to break the new to them....
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"Ummm Agito, Hepha-chan, do you hear me ?"
"The great me indeed does, though, the great me wonders on the necessity to call upon him while he's bathing."
"I hope you're happy, you almost made me drown!"
"I'll suppose you can't hear eachother... let me think, that should work, right?"
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" Can you hear eachother now?"
"How would I know?"
"The great me does."
"Ah, I do too. So what's up?"
"Um...."
"...Something bad happened?"
"For my goddess to hesitate, something surely did!"
"Well, it looks like I can't go back to the mortal planes anymore..."
""WHAT?!""
As expected, they sound pretty angry.
"Uwaaaa! Not that high!"
"I must insist on knowing the details, this is a matter of high importance!"
"What he said! Whatever did you do this time you idiot?!"
"Well, I was upgraded to fully fledged goddess of life and death, but the thing is that the reason why the aliens attacked us would have cause the apparition of homicidal abominations hell bent on destroying mankind and so I had to evolve to primordial god to stop it and now I'm stuck heeeeeere!"
"And what would that 'here' be?"
"A floating dirt patch in the abyss between worlds, because that's the only place I can keep souls from flooding the item I mentioned earlier and the earth."
"...The great me doesn't think he follows."
Well, to be honest, I don't get it either.
"... I have to ask, but, Agito-senpai, are things always like that around her?"
"Well, they tend to get worse lately."
That's it, I'm feeling myself tearing up. I get absolutely no respect!
"Shut up you two, I have to keep away four different versions of Armageddon from killing everyone, give me a break alreadyyyy!"
"You're a goddess, you'll manage."
Wh-wh-wh-what's with that unconcerned attitude Hepha-chan?!
"Indeed, you're the only one the great me acknowledges as a potential bride, The great me is sure you'll think of something."
A-Agito too ?!
Uwaaaaa, those guys are the worst, the worst I tell you!
"Yeah? Well, If you're going to say it like that, take that, and that and that, and that ! Feel my pain!"
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"....Hephaestus, did you receive them too?"
"[Surreal beauty] and [Eternal youth] ? Yes how is that a punishment though?
"My beautiful goddess is a bit inexperienced in punishing others on her self."
"Inexperienced, you say...hehehehehehe, soon, soon you'll understand what I went through heheheheheh..."
"She's a bit of a failure..."
"The great me advises you to stop it. There are far darker aspects of her self that will appear otherwise..."
"Ohohohohohoho!"
"...Too late."
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Uwaaaaa Yuri snapped !
The lack of respect pushed this crybaby over the edge.
And she can't even prank mortals anymore!
Last chapter tonight, medocs make me woozy