Chapter 5 : Yuri-chan kidnaps someone !
It was the seventh week, and the three slowpokes finally woke up.
"Nagito-kuuuuuun!"
I jumped at his neck in relief. He looked weirded out of his mind and clearly didn't know what was going on. Well I suppose waking up younger with a cute girl jumping at him in delight as opposed to the usual burly man would be out of the ordinary for him.
"Nagito-kun? Are you okay ? Do you recognize me ? I'm Yuri ! We were summoned elsewhere and shrunk to our younger selves."
He looked at me, blinked and looked at his hand. Whatever he was going to say, he shut up and laid back in the bed.
"It's too early for that."
As expected from the straight man !
The straight man's common sense is impressive, even in this situation!
But being ignored is insulting me, so I'll be more aggressive! I sat on his bed and poked his cheek insistently.
Fear the poke, for it will always prevail.
Poke poke
"Ne, ne Nagito-kun, you know , you were one of the last to wake up, I was starting to worry for you."
"Grnh"
Poke poke
"Mou, you're not cooperative, you slept for seven weeks alreadyyyy..."
He suddenly caught my hand, sitting up and caught my shoulder with the other hand looking straight at me.
"What happened."
"Well, we've been kidnapped by those guys who want us to fight a war for them, and then I scared them a bit cause I don't want to have the prince's babies, and now they think I'm gonna be the next demon king ?"
His brow twitched, and his head fell on my shoulder. Fun fact, right now we're the same size !
"So, what's the plan ?"
"Get kidnapped by the undercover terrorist that is my sensei!"
"Do I need to be conscious for that ?"
"Yeah, cause we're ditching her halfway !"
His arms settled around my sides. Not that unusual, really.
"And then ?"
"I've got it all planned out. I met this girl, that knows this guy, and so I've made arrangements for transportation. After that, I've got all the necessary material packed, we just need to get you some more clothes!"
He seemed intensely focused on something on my right.
"Uh huh. No problem, whatever. Just play along."
**glomp**
UWAUAUAUAAUAUA !
He put his head .....!!
S-Stop ! My chest isn't a pillow ! , they're just B-size right now anyways !
A-Auuuuu I don't have a bra right nooooowwwww!
I'm pretty sure my face is bright red right now.
"Nah-N-Nagito-kun , whwhwhwhwah?!"
That little pervert ! He hid his game well ! What's this with horribly precocious boys nowadays ?!
"Oh my!"
My head snapped towards the new arrivals while Nagito just smirked at a certain person before coming back to hugging me in an entirely inappropriate fashion.
Kirylle was here, accompanied by Odin, Agito and Brother.
Oh god.
He's smiling !
Nooooooo, the dead end is too early !
Nagito you stupid catboy !
"Ah, Onee-san, what would you be doing right now ?"
I can already see Shinigami-sama I'm sorryyyyyyyyyyyy!
"That is HYAH ?!"
Where did THAT hand go, Nagito, I thought I taught you better than that !
"Hmmm, Neechan ~" He purred, like a satisfied cat.
Y-Y-y-y-youuuu!
Y-Yuri council !
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Why is there nobody there, Yuri!Yuri !
Ah, most of them have a little brother fetish you see...
No way ! Betrayed by my own selves, Your highness, please help your poor servant in distress !
Ara ? What an interesting situation, I shall look forward how you manage to get out of this. Fail to amuse me and the punishment will be dire indeed.
Nooooooooooooooooo!
"Uuuuuuuh"
How humiliating, I actually am about to cry.
Anyone, save meeeeeee!
WAH ?!
"Not fair Nagito-kun, I want to hug Yuri-tan tooo~"
Odin joined in the fray from behind !
The situation became even worse.
Uwaaaah, I don't even want to look at brother right now....
Eh ? He's gagged and tied up on the floor ?
"Now, now, Freyja-chama, wouldn't want him to interrupt ?"
What's with this netorare setup ? I'm not even WITH that guy, go away you perverts !
Nagito immediately let go, trembling from repressed laughter.
No way...
" Just because my brother was watching, you...!"
"Tshehe, sorry, An old conversation haha since now you're in my strike zone, reminded him of what he said hahahaha!!"
He completely lost it while rolling on the bed. I threw the octopus away and threw cold water at him, full of fury.
"I hope you know what's going to happen now, cat?"
"Why, yes, but are you sure you want an audience for that ?"
That .... ! I jumped on him and pulled at his ears.
" Take that you stupid precocious cat how dare you ...!"
A few minutes later, I was leading the march dignified as always, while the red eared catboy dutifully followed me. Brother was somewhere, Don't really now what Odin wanted with him, and didn't really care.
Using water echolocation, I tried to see if we were still under observation.
Apparently, we were not. Good.
" Do you want the long story, or the short one ?"
He thought for a moment before answering.
"The short one will do for now. Apparently, we don't have much time left anyways."
Well, he has a point.
" We're to .. ah, diversify the magical gene pool ? Teacher already said they could take care of the demon king themselves. They want to breed supersoldiers, and we have the dubious honor to have been chosen for that. As for Teacher, she's working for the king of Septentrion, and tries to spark a war here while getting some superbaby makers for themselves."
"Uh huh, and what are we going to to ? "
"Wait for the signal, which should go off... now."
A gigantic explosion destroyed the military tower and Yuri started to run, Nagito hot on her heels.
"Normally, I should go towards the castle's entrance, but we're not going there -hah-"
A few minutes of running later, they were there. It was curved, it was big, it was wooden.
"That's a barrel."
"Yup."
And without ceremony , she pushed him in, entering it herself, closing it and shifted their weight until they fell on the water.
Off to adventuring it is !
Hmm, it was pretty cramped with two persons in it ...
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Barrel-sama makes it's grand return ! The explorer's locomotion means number one ! As to how it keeps floating, well, yuri learnt magic while taking doping potions, so yeah.
It's a double post because the other was so short. Now, when you add the two of them, you're over 2k words u_u
So, yeah, Yuri gets molested again, and Nagito has a bone to pick with Brother ? What a surprise ( sarcasm)