Chapter 3 : Yuri-chan learns god stuff.
Uwawawa, I just saw something shocking!
Well, let's just ignore it for now !
Yume-girl just hit Tasu-guy with a chair and sent him flying through the window. Since it's the cafeteria, it's on ground floor, but it must still have hurt.
"You jerk, I've had it with you!"
Yume-girl was now stomping in rage towards the window with her chair to beat him up some more, when she was restrained by Tasu-guy's teacher.
"What do you think you are doing ?! Cease this instant!"
She glared back at the teacher, before huffing, putting the chair down, sitting on it and crossing both her arms and legs while holding up her chin proudly.
Erm, isn't that too radical a change?
N-Not if she w-was the 'tsundere' love interest...
Ah, true, true, but why isn't it Yuri-en that tells me that ?
Sh-She's still under recalibration.
"He deserves worse anyways."
"That we can agree on" I nod, and she beams at me.
The others look like she's a bit touched on the head though. Teacher-woman put her hands on her hips , sternly, before looking troubled, squinting her eyes toward where I was. I move my hand to the right and she follows it. Oh my, now I'm really happy to have put my white sundress on. I put my hand through the wall behind. She should get an idea of what I am or not ?
The others teacher arrived, P.E. Future daddy man helping up Tasu-guy, who had the stupidest expression on his face, ever. And lots of blood. Well, from his viewpoint, it's like his pet bunny suddenly went caerbannog mode and tried to rip out his throat.
"Yunohara Yumeko, do you have an explanation for what you just did?"
"Breaking up with him wasn't enough for what he did, so I've decided to break him up instead."
There was a fleeting moment of stillnes until...
"Bwa ha ha ha ha"
I couldn't help it. She looked so proud of herself while saying that. Sensei looked freaked out though.
"Oh, and, sensei, you might want to invest in a test, I miiiiight have had a slip of the hand and you've gotten pregnant ... Congratulations, it's a girl!"
I say, hand on a hip, an eye closed and pointing at her.
Her mouth opened, closed, and she looked around, realizing that save for the giggling Yume-girl and her, nobody else saw me. She finally settled for a mouthed 'who'
"Eeeeh, call me Freyja, everybody does anyway. Or Miss Stork? Nah, that's reaaally lame. Well, anyways, y'see there was a girl in a pinch, and you in another pinch, so I've decided, hey, that's , like totally convenient! So you got the baby girl you wanted, and the girl gets to forget about what happened to her, everybody wins!"
The teacher fainted.
"Oopsie, I tooootally forgot the cutesy act had that effect. Well that's that. Yume-girl, be a dear and continue as you were doing, I've got things to do..."
Yumeko stopped giggling, nodded, and went back to glaring at the totally freaked out group while I floated away.
Lily-Hime, why is cheerleader-chan here?
Lily decided Yume needed cheering. Cheerleader cheers.
Tee-hee, Lily -an is, like, totally the best!
Urgh... Anyways, back to saving the world...
A few days later...
Muuuu you guys, you should know that I'm impossible to clone and my eggs aren't usable...
No, I won't allow any metal in me, magical interference! Bwaha, burn, baby burn !
Don't think I didn't see you sneaking out with vials ! Now fall on the conveniently iced floor and destroy the samples. Good boy.
Geeze, keeping those idiots from killing themselves is so hard!
"Freyja-sama? "
Mu? Yume girl calling me?
Eh, I haven't got anything better to do anyways, so I appear before her...Them. I was in a different room than her bedroom. Very modern looking and silver-y, it was a dining room, pretty big, at the top of some tower. From what I had previously gleaned from the organization of the campus, that's the teachers' residence, which would explain the additions.
Yume-girl, Agito and Teacher-woman were all sitting at a table, wit an extra spot left for me. Uwaaa, I feel pretty nervous suddenly....
"I was busy, so I hope it is important." I look at them sternly, hands on my hips cause I'm seriously stern.
Cheerleader...
Aye aye, I'm going, geez, you're too serious.
That's pretty much the point!
Agito smiled at me, before pointing out.
"As a disembodied spirit, the great me wonders what you might be busy with, my most beautiful goddess!"
Where does that cheek come from ?! Well, I make the air colder.
"If you must know, I am currently sabotaging the project Gleipnir, where they will use parts of my body to try and create super soldiers. I don't need to tell you exactly what happens when soul and body don't match now, hmmm? Especially since that condition would be contagious..."
"The great me retracts his question."
"Good boy. So, why am I here?"
Yumeko looks at the teacher, smirking with a superior air. For my part, I just smile, and the tea in their cups is freezing.
"... You didn't call me to confirm my existence again, did you ?"
"A-ahahah, of course not, Freyja-sama! It's about the War game!"
I tilt my head on the side.
"War game?"
The teacher, who looked very conflicted straightened up.
"This is a school both for the Elite, and those with abnormal gifts. As such tensions between students would quickly get out of control. Due to miss Yunohara's actions..."
"I regret nothing!"
"... Due to her actions, a war game has been called, and factions have been made. Here is the list of students present."
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She puts a paper on the table.
...
Your follower requires your help to win her warAcceptRejectSuccess+1 Follower
+200 Authority points
75% Possibility of granting a blessing-1 Follower
-50 Authority pointsFailure-2 Followers
-50 Authority points
25% Possibility of granting a blessing-3 Followers
-10 Authority points
Hey blue window, yes I'll help, need follower to grow strong and all that.
"I can see how it's problematic..."
In one side, there's Yumeko and Agito. And that's all. On the other, the rest of the class. And it's a class of 20. I sit on the table, calling upon Analyst's abilities, readjust my newly appeared glasses and take the file. I can interact with items now! If they're not too heavy....
"This... will be difficult."
Yumeko's beaming at me. Is she retarded?
"I've already compiled everything I know about...Their group... and their abilities. The no good bastard can speed up thrice..." Understand, at least a quintuple speed boost, troublesome" Himitsu can manipulate plants " not a problem "Tena has super senses " potentially troublesome " and Irina... Well, it's a bit weird, her powers came from her being Athena in game, so she's good at crafts and martial arts, but she doesn't have a tactical mind." Potential ace in the hole.
Agito was next to speak.
"The great me has moderate control over the sky, in the meteorological sense, and lightning... "
"And I... Well, I was Hephaestus, so my ability is that I am really good at crafting?"
I fall down on the table, on my belly, and read the other students' files, my feet kicking the air.
"If that was only four versus two, you could win handily. The problem is that they have two mental types among them, several elemental manipulators, and super strength users..."
I roll on myself, now on my back, arms raised holding the files. My eyes turn towards Yume-girl.
"What of the terrain?"
"Since my side is at a disadvantage, we can choose the place, there's a beach, a forest, plains and mountains in different academies."
"Hmmm... What of the rules?"
"We're forbidden to place traps on the terrain, we can choose our starting point, no killing or maiming or other unsavory acts."
Umu, so if it's like that...
"Agito, what about the regulations regarding using one's powers outside of the classroom ?"
"There is nothing that forbids it, as long as we do it within the boundaries of the academy."
"Is that so? Then I fully expect you to win quickly."
They all look at me , flabbergasted while I smirk, crossing my legs.
"Now, now, warring stuff IS one of my specialties, here's how it's going to be..."
Two weeks later...
"Hmmm, now should be the time they put the plan to execution..." I muse, flicking my finger towards the vial containing my blood, causing the cells to die instantly. The researcher screamed in frustration.
He he he
Quest complete : VictoryRewards : +200 A.P. +1 Follower, +1 BlessingAdditional rewards : New race available : Valkyrie.+1 Blessing
Oh? That's interesting... Not. But yet again.... Nope.
Haaaa, what did they do, what did they do?
"Blessings available?"
ElementBlessingCostLifeEternal youth100 000 000DeathImmortality1 000 000 000WarLegendary warrior50 000BeautySurreal beauty5 000FertilityEasy pregnancy5 000HeavenValhalla's key50 000NatureNatural strength20 000LightLight manipulation10 000IceIce manipulation10 000WaterWater manipulation10 000
Hawawaaaaa, those numbers make my head spin !
Well, I guess that for now, I'll give out the free blessings ? I mean, who knows, they might not immediately kick in.
I'm more interested in the race thing, really.
Race : ValkyrieCost : 50 000 + Perk priceEternal youth
Immortality
Legendary warrior
Key to ValhallaValkyries are Freyja's personal attendants.
Famed for their strength and beauty.
Class S Creature. Female only
Divine spirits.
...
OP does have a name, heh ?
The price, the price !
Even now, I only have 200 AP, I used 10 000 on Yume-girl and I used 50 AP already to keep those weirdoes from making a zombie army with me...
Haaaa, what am I going to do now... Ah yes , the blessings. Well, I suppose it can wait until I actually know what to do with them...
Now I'm really curious to know how it has gone...
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Oh noes Yuri-chan starts getting in the mood! Gestion game were always her weak point D: !
Well, at least, she's not gonna ba that Seinen's protagonist ?
I ranted in the comments so I won't do it again.
As always, thanks for the comments, next time, how Hero-junk got owned by his goddess-worshipping, enraged ex-girlfriend!