For assisting in the death of a green sloth and helping a wild dog fill his stomach, Host achieved level 8.

Fucking finally, level 8 and all I needed to progress that far was to kill everyone of my neighbors. No hard feelings, well from my side, they are probably pissed in the afterlife right now. But not at me, of course not, who would ever be angry at good’ol me. No one, that's who.

They are angry at these evil monsters which killed them and I shall avenge them all, I swear on the name of my now dead best friend, who sacrificed himself to save me us all, Greg…

But honesty, now that I am all alone, something important feels to be missing..

And for the first time in his life, our hero began to regret his decision and his heart grew 10 sizes that day-

of course! I miss the protection of having a herd, what will I do now that I am alone?

Guess I have no choice then, only one path left for me...

Now all alone, our hero needs to fight against the dangers in the woods on his own, without any protection, but with the courage of a, admittedly dimwitted, lion and will have to meet these new challenges head on.

“Ha, good one, you goatfucker.”

Well, guess l have to go find some more suckers somewhere else to push off trees make friends with.

Now to the hard part of the adventure… climbing trough the forest.

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"Ugh."

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And so our Hero decided to make a great journey trough the seemingly endless forest, he climbed, he raged, he cried, but after a whole… hour and a half,... he decides to take a rest...

...

Jesus, are we sure he isn’t just some useless side-character and we accidentally switched him with the actual protagonist?

No? You double-...triple-checked already, huh?

Guess we are really scraping the bottom of the barrel then...eh?

Oh shit, the microphone is still switc-

...I think for the sake of my sanity, I'm just gonna ignore that.

So anyway, no luck in finding new victims friends after an hour long journey, but I found a nice peaceful looking tree for my daily nap. Maybe I will get more luck tomorrow.

*Slither*

Huh, did I just hear something?

*Slither* *Slither*

Oh yeah I think just heard something that sounds like a-

And then as our hero looked behind him, he saw a tiny, cute little yellow snake with big eyes and in his surprise, he, of course, started to ask the little snake a few questions first, for he believes in democracy before choosing war-

“What the fuck, from which hellhole did you crawl from you yellow monster, wait don’t colorful snakes always have venom, oh got it's crawling on me, get it off, gEt iT OFF, GET IT THE FUCK OFF!”

New Ability learned

Struggle (F-)

While not very effective, a lot of infants use this skill when meeting a predator to higher the chances of their parents finding them alive. Most often ignored after one reached maturity, for it is truly a cowards way of fighting.

“YOOOUUU FUCK OFF TOOO!”

Bitching improved to E- .

And so, our hero, with his pin point accuracy and swift strikes managed to slap the seemingly afraid little snake to death, like a demon would whip a child to death.

Host killed Lucky Noddle (C+) , you are now max level, proceeding with evolution.

Wait, not that I would ever miss an opportunity to get some sleep, but what the fuck Is a Lucky Noddle?

A Lucky Noddle (C+) is not only not venomous but it often helps anyone it meets and is looked at as a good luck charm by both forest beasts and adventurers. It's said to bring bad luck to kill one, but no one truly knows, for who would be so heartless as to bring himself to kill such a tiny little harmless snake.

“...That’s definitely not what I meant by getting luck.”