"So... you know more about this shithole than I do, right, ghost boy?"

Said the sloth to the depressed ghost.

"...Please don’t talk to me. And for your knowledge, I have a name, I am kiritosukodekunarutosasuke-kun of the great dynasty of-

"Yeah yeah, whatever, so you have any idea if it's possible to cheat the system or exploit it?"

Exploiting the system is strongly unrecommended.

"Nobody asked you, shitty system."

"Why would I even tell you, my evil furry captor?"

"Because I’m both handsome and nice?"

Proclaimed our hero most confidently at the ghost, who in return stared blankly at his

fabulous form, obviously to stunned by his beauty to show emotion.

"...No."

"Also if you don’t I will keep this ring forever."

Said our hero, wanting to be best friends with the ghost and having a lot of fun adventures with him,

for Forever-

Forever-

Forever.

A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation.

I appreciate the echo effect, but was it really needed?

Yes-

Yes-

Yes.

…Alrighty then.

*Sigh*

"...Well, there are some, but only if you have-

"Premium membership?"

-Premium membership."

"Of course. So, I think I already know the answer, but any idea about how to get it?"

"Believe me, if I knew, I would have bought it just for silencing narrator-sama."

Said casper the friendly ghost, ever so friendly and helpful.

"Ah, makes sense. By the way, was he always that much of an ass."

In return the ghostly cultivator looked amusingly at our hero, obviously because he

finds his spreading of lies about our friendly neighborhood narrator just too amusing,

as they are completely and utterly wrong.

"Well, let's say it like that, the torturers guild of the forgotten God is a big fan of the narrator,

one guild master even once claimed him to be the god of both insanity and passive-aggressiveness."

Said the ghost, obviously still brain damaged, as he spills insane fabrications out his mouth.

"Well, I would say I’m surprised, but...I really wouldn’t…"

"But anyway, any idea where the nearest population of, let's say preferably gullible and weak, monsters is?"

"I so happen to have seen a group horned sheep a few days ago around this area before I, well, kinda died...why?"

"...I want some new friends."

"Well, makes sense, no one else beside a gullible, weak monster would wilingly choose to be your friend."

"Rude, but fair enough I guess."

...

Torturers guild master, that brings back memories...wonder how kelvin is doing nowadays,

haven’t heard anything from him yet after he bought premium membership... you know,

now that I think about it, pretty sure he lied when he said I wasn’t the reason he bought it.

Really, how come.

Because he immediately muted me and afterwards burst out in tears and started praying to the god of light.

...Honestly, how did you get this job anyway?

Honestly? Nepotism.

That just explains so much.

Still employee of the month tho.

Fuck you.