‘Pete the Goose5’
Species:
‘Hydra-Goose’
Level:
309/100
Age:
2
Gender:
Male
Weight:
882 kilos
Relationship Status:
It’s complicated
Plane of Existence:
‘The Mundane Realm’
Continent:
‘Malbia’
Country of Origin:
‘Lleman’
Hometown:
‘The Silken Forest’
Made From:
Adamantite feathers; Godmetal bones; and pure undiluted Goose spite.
Dimensions:
11 m tall & 6 m wide & 14 m long from tail to head
Best Friend:
Yopi the Barista
Biggest Fear(s):
N/A
Fetish(s):
Murder & Oculolinctus
Favourite Meal(s):
Coffee & Toads / Toad-adjacent species
Medical Problems:
Has a permanent scar from when a Halfling Mage’s wand catastrophically exploded just in front of his third head, the scar tissue refuses to heal and itches when the weather becomes too dry.
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Political Alignment:
Purgealllivingspeciesism
Occupation:
World-Ending Calamity & God-King of Geese
Dream Occupation:
Coffee Taste-Tester
Faction:
‘Geese vs. Literally All Other Lifeforms (except Baristas)’
[ATTRIBUTES]
Strength:
99
Dexterity:
99
Constitution:
99
Intelligence:
99
Wisdom:
99
Charisma:
1
[GEAR]
N/A
[ABILITIES]
‘Quite Possibly Indestructible’ (Passive)
“Pete the Goose is quite possibly impossible to kill. Perhaps even the Gods do not have the power to injure him anymore.”
‘Hydra’ (Passive)
“Has a max level of 70, which, when reached, sprouts a new head, wings, and legs, and then another 70 is added to the level cap.”
—Next head unlocked at level 350—
‘Hydra Personality’ (Passive)
“For each head, Pete the Goose gains another consciousness in his mind, enabling him to have more than one train of thought at the same time, and improving his reaction speed and problem-solving skills.”
‘Elemental Breath (Hydra)’
“Each of Pete the Goose’s heads gain a unique elemental breath ability.”
—2nd head breath: Fire—
—3rd head breath: Decay—
—4th head breath: Lightning—
—5th head breath: Ice—
[SYSTEM ACHIEVEMENTS]
‘Ultra-Rare Collectible!’
Awarded for ‘Becoming the first Hydra-Goose in the history of the World’
‘+99 to all Attributes except Charisma.’
‘Killing Machine’
Awarded for ‘Killing more than a thousand creatures without feeling remorse’
‘12% chance to instantly kill anything on the first hit.’
[BACKSTORY]
Once upon a time, Pete the Goose was born to a family of geese in the westernmost pond of the Silken Forest.
But then one day an evil hunter came and killed his father, mother, and eight siblings. Starving and alone, Pete the Goose had to learn how to survive. Stricken with grief and anger, he devoured the bodies of his family so that he could never be separated from them ever again. Then he hunted down the hunter and ate him too.
When his second head and neck sprouted, as he evolved into a Hydra-Goose, he did not feel afraid or worried, rather, he felt pure joy because he was reunited with the soul of his elder brother.
Fuelled by his species’ natural hatred of all other lifeforms and the desire to be reunited with more of his family, Pete the Goose went on a rampage, eating all that he came across. He was fortunate to find a new settlement full of weak sub-humans with the delightful taste of toad and through the devouring of them and the Adventurers sent after him, he underwent the metamorphosis that led to him eventually growing four extra heads.
But the road to being reunited with his eight siblings and his parents was still long, but fortunately he did not have to spend the journey alone, as he found a Barista whose delicious coffee made the wait much less torturous.
In another universe, Pete the Goose wished he had been born as a coffee taste-tester, while his family frolicked in their pond and wrought destruction on all lifeforms that dared approach their sanctuary.
“Argh! Look what you did! You were too busy reading the Goose5’s backstory and it managed to escape!”
I looked at the large tree and saw that some coffee beans and spilt dark liquid had been left behind, as well as some of the Hydra-Goose’s powerful feathers.
“Why is it running from us?” I wondered.
“No time for speculation, let’s follow it!”