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33. Crouching Heavens Hidden Tailor

Huang Lu stood at the edge of town, and felt the heavenly will descend on him.

Now he knew what to do. He immediately spent his Heavenly Coins on Piercing Thrust (-400 coins), and the 2nd Upgrade of the Body of Virtue (-300 coins).

Huang LU - Peak of the 3rd realm Techniques (2/3 used) Body of the Descendants of Virtue (2nd upgrade) Piercing Thrust empty Skills & Upgrades (3/infinite) Completed Giant's Challenge Level 1- Muscle and Body Upgrades The Banned Punch Cultivation of a Harem

Our young main character's black-golden body surged with even mooooooooore POWAAAAAAAAAAAH. Because there's never enough power where we are going. Seriously. With any bad guy, all is needed is just even more power. An arrogant young master? Just have more power. An evil sect? Have more power? Someone wants to steal your powers? Just have even more power that they can't steal it. A demon king? Or a demon god? More power.

In the case of Huang Lu, he just became even more THICK.

"Huang Lu, your muscles are growing."

"I know."

"It's not normal." Toh Gen stared at the veins throughout Huang Lu's body. Huang Lu was now the biggest man he had ever seen, and he seemed a little bit taller.

"This is my cultivation." Huang Lu answered confidently.

"You'll... need new clothes." Toh Gen pointed at Huang Lu's clothes, which, clearly, struggled to this awesomely large absolute unit. His clothes bulged, and the buttons and strings looked like they were about to pop at any moment. More importantly, his pants looked like they were about to tear.

"Ah fuck." Huang Lu needed stretchy clothes! Like, super high quality stretchy clothes that could contain all the meat he's packing. "Let me just go visit the tailor before we go."

Toh Gen thought for a moment, and he had an idea just then. "The girls would love to make clothes for you."

"Make clothes?" Huang Lu thought about the two princesses making clothes for him. That was an appealing thought, even though he doubted their skill with cloth and needles. These ladies were princesses! Finely trained warriors, masters of the arts and the art of war! Could they even do domestic chores??? Surely there has never been a main character who chose his wife in the xianxia world based on the woman's ability to perform domestic duties!

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Which, by the way, is probably a very male-chauvinistic view and would probably attract the wrath of the Half Star Sect. Already, the writer of Huang Lu's fate could imagine the words of the Half Star Sect. Huang Lu! YOU ARE A MALE CHAUVINIST PIG. Here's a HALF STAR!

Toh Gen immediately clarified. "I'm not suggesting that they belong in the kitchen or anything, the Xingshu continent may be a lesser continent but even then we are nowhere nearly that backward. But, but! I think the girls would agree and would love to display their affection with something you could wear."

Huang Lu stared at Toh Gen and wondered how much this handsome man knew. He decided to ask. "What have you heard?"

Toh Gen sniggered. "Uh... enough to know that the two ladies warmed your bed? I believe that an army of their fans would soon be on your tail once this news spreads."

"And why have you spread it?"

"Oh it wouldn't be me. It's the elders. Trust me. They'll have to explain why the Beautiful Star and the Silent Wind have both decided to travel with me, and you."

"And why won't they target you? You are the handsome man, everyone would naturally think they you are the one who won their hearts."

Toh Gen paused as his face turned to horrow, and then, strangely he then laughed. "It seems I may have miscalculated. But no matter, I shall fight them on your behalf! I love fighting, and if I get to fight the geniuses of the Starry Night seriously, then this is a welcome opportunity! Not just that, I believe you will attract jade beauties of the world, and you'll give me tonnes of opportunity to test my combat prowess!"

Huang Lu paid the tailor. The tailor immediately got to work with incredible speed, and it seemed to tailor had some kind of cultivation method of his own. No, Huang Lu observed the incredible skill of the tailor with the scissors. Could it be that the Tailor is a True Hidden Master?

Toh Gen seemed to have missed it.

The tailor was done with one rough outline of a robe and pants. "Test it out." The tailor said, and Huang Lu nodded. "Hmmm... with your size, you would need far higher quality wool or silk. At least from a 3rd realm Qi Silk Spinner. But this will have to do. Give me an hour, I'll get three sets done for you."

Huang Lu nodded. "Thank you, master."

The tailor stared, his words laced with a warning. "Don't mention it."

Toh Gen still seemed to be fantasizing over all the fights he would have, and Huang Lu waited with him. "You should move to the 3rd realm too, Toh Gen. Else you'd be outmatched by the kinds of foes I'll have."

"Oh I will. I was holding back myself and stopped myself from advancing to the 3rd realm because I did not want even more attention from the ladies! But now that I have you, Huang Lu, my beautiful, gorgeously muscular female-love-interest shield, there's no need for me to fear!" Toh Gen said confidently.

"And what makes you think they will want me instead of you, Mister Gorgeously Handsome?"

"Oh you don't understand women, Huang Lu! When they see Xue Xinling and Zhan Yuanfang glued to you, the other women will naturally want to know what you have! And they will lust and desire you like a pack of hungry dogs!"

Huang Lu smacked his forehead.