When you heard the word ‘Aunt’, you expected a slightly overweight middle aged lady.
Not a hot momma trenchcoat noir detective. Complete with an appropriate hat.
Your aunt was tall.
Fit.
Brown and beautiful.
Her long, straight black hair stretched all the way to her lower waist. Striking, amber eyes locked on you as if you’re prey.
She’s the hawk.
You’re the mouse.
You’ve survived unspeakable horrors, yet this one human intimidated you more than the entirety of the Underground.
“Well, well, well. Quite an interesting welcoming entourage we have here. A lizard, an undine, a pair of skeletons… and the Boss Monster couple themselves. Makes me feel like I’m attending a royal invitation.”
Not only she was dressed like a noir detective, she talked like one: cool, suave, and a hint of tease.
“Well,” said your mystery aunt. “I’m not going to play coy and pretend like I’m an ordinary person. You see, I’m a Magus. A Mage. Wizard. Sorcerer. Whatever label you wanna add. That’s me.”
You don’t like her tone.
It prompted you to shuffle closer to Mom’s side.
The uneasy aura affected your monster relatives as well.
“In other words: one of the folks who sealed you lot ages ago.”
The moment the word ‘Magus’ was mentioned, it was near-pandemonium.
Mom hugged you closer and hurried you back into the backlines. You had a feeling that she forgot that you were not a monster child. Dad meanwhile remained steadfast, his expressions unchanging.
Alphys hid behind Undyne, trying to not quake into jelly. Her strong lover stretched out a protective arm and conjured a spear: ready to put herself on the line.
Then there’s Sans. His left eye shimmered blue. Not blazing, but ever intensifying. A sure sign that he will rip through your aunt the moment she did anything funny. What if he recalled a latent memory about her? A negative one at that?
Papyrus? Papyrus is Papyrus: he’s still all sunshine and smiles with no idea why everyone got so tensed.
“Stop! Stand your ground!” Dad halted. It was the first time you’ve ever heard him so commanding. He always spoke to you in the gentlest, kindest manner. Even when he forced himself to kill you.
Yet now, he had the voice of a true monarch… as if he commanded an army. He restrained the two most vicious fighters with nothing more than words.
Undyne respected the former king as both her mentor, ruler and father figure. She dispelled the spear on the dot of his order.
Sans seemed a bit more reluctant, but in the end he held back.
Dad softened to a more diplomatic tone as he addressed your aunt. “Magus,” he said, “What do you wish to accomplish from our meeting today?”
She replied, “To get my cousin’s kid back, that’s all. I ain’t got any other hidden agenda. I watched the videos on the net too, you know. Pretty positive impression. No reason to antagonize.”
“But, I swore to watch out for them. So I waited for the storm to pass, then drop in when there ain’t any other pesky wannabes around.”
“I see…” Dad nodded. “Why couldn’t they come visit Frisk by themselves?”
“‘Cause Frisky’s parents be sleepin’ six feet underground, sir. Been so for their lifetime.”
Your mind and heart skipped a second. Hearing the news with your own ears, after wondering about it for your entire life…
It shocked you in ways you didn’t think possible.
Papyrus blurted out: “THEY’RE HIDING AMONGST MONSTERS AFTER ALL THIS TIME?! IF THAT’S THE CASE, WE SHOULD GO LOOK FOR THEM!”
Sans hesitated for a moment, but it’s his brotherly job to explain to Papyrus. “No bro, she meant that Frisk’s parents are dust now. Fell down. Gone.”
When the details finally sank into Papyrus’ innocent skull, his delightful smile clouded into sadness. “…OH. FRISK, I’M SO VERY SORRY.”
You told Papyrus it’s okay. He wasn’t familiar with human phrases after all.
Dad bowed his head to give your departed parents a moment of silence. “Condolences. If that’s the case… how do you wish to settle this issue?”
“A good old magic duel,” your aunt replied. “It’s not gonna be an all-out fight. Think about it as… a method for Magi to settle silly disputes. Give me your best warrior, and I’ll explain the rules.”
Your Dad further asked: “Surely you must have a victory condition. No duel is complete without a wager.”
“Of course, of course…” Your aunt placed a hand on her cool hat. Then she cocked her head upwards with a strange grin.
There’s something off about her expression. It reminded you of Chara, yet not quite.
“If I win, I’ll exercise my right as next of kin. Effective today.”
“If I lose, I’ll obey to your conditions. Like say… if you want me to scram and never to return, that’s fine. If you want me to stick around to observe, sounds good. If you want me to cease existing from this world, I can accept that too.”
Did she just suggest suicide as a valid option? Goosebumps spread throughout your body.
“Very well,” Dad nodded. “Let’s move to a more level field, Magus.”
Ex-King Asgore motioned his mighty hand to the side. Dad’s suggestion was as literal as his naming schemes: he had pointed to a straight and level sidewalk.
It shouldn’t give any side an advantage. At least, you don’t think so.
The magician who claimed to be your ‘aunt’ stood at one end of the walkway.
The other end will then be filled by the ‘warrior’ of your Dad’s choice.
“So,” she asked. “Who will you nominate?”
“Papyrus.” Dad answered.
Your lanky skeleton friend pointed at himself, both puzzled and elated at the same time.
If Mom didn’t carry you in her arms, she would have attempted to slap Dad right here and now. Papyrus, of all the possible choices? Even you question the decision.
“Yeah, I’ll pick Papyrus too.” Undyne agreed too?! However, her expression reminded you of the night before.
‘Trust me.’
You decided to support her.
Lacking a better option, Alphys agreed. The sole person who could object would be Papyrus’ elder brother.
After a long silence, Sans started to chuckle. “Heh, Paps. Need me to… ‘fetch’ your ‘am-bone-nution’?”
“SAAAAAANS!” Papyrus yelled back. “OH C’MON THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HIS MAJESTY EVER REQUESTED FOR MY EXQUISITE PRESENCE AND YOU JUST HAD TO MAKE IT UN-COOL! BUT YES I NEED MY BONES. ”
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More laughing from the short skelly. You breathed a sigh of relief. It’s been a long time since you’ve felt the tension of the unknown. It was both exciting and nerve wrecking at the same time.
Sans shuffled off to the nearest ‘shortcut’. He soon returned with a familiar cardboard box filled with Papyrus’ ammunition.
He once told you that he could conjure more on the fight itself, but that would drain his stamina. So he’d make reusable bones ahead of time. Maybe that’s where all the calcium supplements went.
Papyrus stood at his side of the battlefield. A breeze fluttered the edges of his bright red scarf. He beamed with confidence.
“MAGUS! I -- THE GREAT PAPYRUS -- SHALL BE YOUR OPPONENT! YOU SHOULD BE HONOURED, NYEH HEH HEH!”
The Magus raised her brow. “Quite full of yourself, hm?”
“WHY OF COURSE! BECAUSE I AM PAPYRUS: THE COOLEST SKELETON IN THE WORLD! I EVEN HAVE A HEDGE TRIMMED TO MY HANDSOME VISAGE!”
“Well, well. Let’s see if you live up to your claims. Bring out your SOUL.”
A shining yellow heart ejected from the Magus’ chest. Unlike a normal human’s soul, angular lines cut segments through her heart. It reminded you of the science-fi ‘Tron’.
Yellow represented justice and accuracy, which befitted her appearance as a noir detective.
Papyrus frowned at the sight. “MAGUS! ARE YOU SICK? WHY IS YOUR HP CAPPED AT 13? THAT’S A REALLY WEIRD NUMBER.”
Your aunt cringed outright. It seemed that Papyrus had just announced a big secret. That’s when you noticed a cheeky pucker on Dad’s lips. The tall skeleton did have a tendency to become an unwitting broadcaster.
She cleared her throat and lowered her hat, embarrassed. “I-it’s nothing. I’m fine. Just the winter season, you know.”
“Anyways, a friendly Magi duel goes like this: overpower your opponent with your SOUL’s colour. When that is done, the loser must play by the winner’s rules. Simple. Don’t worry, the effect is not permanent.”
“OKAY!”
Papyrus’ white SOUL radiated in his chest. It’s an inverted heart, the default for monsterkind. Except, he couldn’t eject it out of his body. “…I THINK WE HAVE A PROBLEM.”
“Huh. That’s interesting.” Your aunt commented. “A monster’s soul is more rooted in their body than expected. That’s fine. I’ll just turn your entire bonely self yellow.”
“AND I HAVE TO ATTEMPT TO CHANGE YOUR SOUL’S COLOUR, RIGHT?”
“That’s right.”
“WHO GOES FIRST?”
“…Why not the challenger?”
The lady isn’t taking any chances. She reached out her hand towards your friend. Her segmented heart conjured three points around Papyrus. The points joined, forming a golden triangular net with your friend in the center.
“YIKES!” His eyes bug out. “I FEEL POSITIVELY TINGLY! OR IS IT NEGATIVELY TINGLY?”
Looking down at his own bones made him freak out even more. “OH MY GOD I’M TURNING INTO A LEMON!”
Papyrus struggled to fight off its influence. He tried to shake the colour off in a literal sense, which made him look like he’s dancing on the spot.
He tried the shuffle.
Some backflips.
The grind.
A ten second handstand.
Spin on his skull.
Watching him flail around made your aunt chuckle. She teased: “You better fight it, or else you need to play by my rules.”
You really, really wonder if Papyrus could pull this off.
Does he even know what he should do?
As time went by, the smile on the Magus’ face slowly faded. Papyrus was not dispelling the magic… but the power of yellow also failed to seep into their target.
He’s resisting without even realising it. Someway, somehow, the match was in a deadlock.
“Hey lady,” Sans asked. “Will giving a tip disqualify Papyrus? I mean, this is taking a bit too long. You wouldn’t want Frisk to get a frostbite. In return, you’ll get an important hint.”
Your aunt pondered for a moment. She’s human, so she’s as susceptible to the cold as you are.
“Sure,” she said. “We’ll trade tips. Papyrus, that’s not how you fight the influence. Get back on your feet.”
“OH?” Papyrus stopped spinning and stood on his boots.
“Calm your body. Still your mind. Gather your magical power at the center of your SOUL. When you’ve concentrated enough, release them in a burst. If you’re strong, you only need to do this once.”
“REALLY? WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THIS SOONER?”
“Because I’m your opponent. Opponents don’t share their secrets. Usually.”
You facepalmed. He didn’t know how to fight the duel after all. Yet, he survived. That was quite a feat.
You watched Papyrus attempt to focus. It was… a bit of a tall order. He’s always been kind of a cloudcuckoolander, with haywire and odd-angled thoughts.
Then, his SOUL started to shine in brilliant blue. It shone so bright that it was glaring to look at.
It’s like looking straight into the sun.
“NYEH!!!” Sheer force exploded from Papyrus’ being.
It smashed the golden triangle.
Blew away the snow around his feet.
And the sudden gust of wind almost flipped you out of Mom’s grip.
It shocked you, Mom and Alphys.
Papyrus struck a victorious pose. “THAT’S SO MUCH EASIER THAN BREAKDANCING! NYEH HEH HEH!”
Your aunt was no longer so confident. She’s growing nervous, yet trying to maintain her professionalism.
“I’ve given my tip,” she said. “Where’s mine, shorty?”
Sans snorted. He’s enjoying more than he’d like to admit. “Papyrus has two types of attack. White and blue. When his bones are blue, stay still and they’ll pass through you without a single scratch. Avoid the white ones like normal. That’s all.”
“Huh… thanks. Alright. I’m ready.”
Papyrus announced: “I SHALL NOW USE MY FABLED BLUE ATTACK.”
He grabbed a handful of bones from his box, turning them blue in his hands. Then he tossed them towards your aunt’s floating heart.
The bones zipped across much faster than you remembered. Much, much faster. The sheer density of bones left no room for convenient dodging.
Is this Papyrus’ true strength…?
The moment one of the blue bones passed through her heart, your aunt’s expression transformed into panic.
Widened eyes.
Crouched posture.
Tensed body.
She conjured a bubble shield around her soul and started moving it around. She’d rather expend all her mana and tire herself out than to let another of these bones pass through her.
The blue bones collided against its constant movements. You heard a crystalline chime for each hit the shield deflected. Meanwhile, she tried to squirrel between the gaps of Papyrus attacks, but alas your aunt was too slow and her shield too wide.
In the end, the bubble shattered.
She was forced to stop.
Cornered.
Papyrus’ flurry of bones passed through her soul and transformed it into a shade of rich, dark blue. It landed on the snow like a brick.
“YOU’RE BLUE NOW!” said Papyrus. “NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!”
You and Sans laughed your heads off. Take that, scary woman!
Now your aunt lost her cool. “Wait wait wait wait! What are your victory conditions? What’s your game?”
Papyrus posed heroically. “MAGUS! SURVIVE FIFTEEN ROUNDS AND MY SPECIAL ATTACK! IF YOU WIN, YOU SHALL EAT A MEAL OF WHOLESOME SPAGHETTI WITH THE GREAT PAPYRUS.”
“IF YOU LOSE, I WILL COOK YOU MY SPECIAL SPAGHETTI FOR LUNCH. THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS!”
Your aunt’s baffled expression was utterly priceless. “They mean exactly the same thing!!!”
Everyone cracked into assorted guffaws. Ah Papyrus, forever with his spaghetti. Mom whispered to you that she’ll manage the stove for your sake.
The real show began now.
Holy smokes, how different it was. It made your battle in Snowdin like… well… child’s play. Papyrus went easy on you.
But with a professional adult? Not at all. His patterns were fast, furious, and complex. It included the notorious platforming sections from Sans’ routine.
Unlike Sans, you could see that Papyrus still remained fair. He’s here to give someone a ‘hard time’. Not a ‘bad time’.
Your thoughts wandered for a moment. You wondered what’s like to have a real sibling. Someone who cared for you like how the skeleton brothers care for each other.
It must be great.
The Magus who claimed to be your aunt scrambled to keep up with the patterns. Whenever she thinks she couldn’t make it, she’d conjure a shield. It saved her from a direct hit… only for her to get blindsided by a different bone.
You were glad that Papyrus didn’t execute his weavings of white and blue on you.
Fatigue started to eat into her: each shielding attempt was weaker than the ones before. By the end of Round 15, she panted as if she physically jumped the obstacle course itself.
Judging from the amount of times her soul got hit, she didn’t have much HP left.
Papyrus picked up the final bone in his box. “I SHALL NOW USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK! NYEH HEH HEH!”
Oh, it was the one that got stolen by that strange and fluffy dog. You never did get to see its true form. The prospect of having that mystery resolved once and for all filled your heart with excitement.
He made the bone spin in the air.
And it spewed out…
Spaghetti. Spaghetti of all things.
Not the actual noodles, mind you, but rather they were tiny bones arranged in spaghetti-like strings. They whipped towards the Magus’ direction.
Your aunt put all her remaining stamina into her one, final shield. Its thickness reminded you of a heavy snowglobe.
She’s done with running. Instead, she will ground herself and tank it all.
“I will survive.” She declared. “I WILL survive!”
The string crashed against her shield. The bones shattered against the surface, each inflicting tiny crack after tiny, tiny crack.
Their barrage pushed the bubbled soul across the ground, grinding a trail in its wake.
The dog saved your hind. You now better appreciate its mischief. If you ever saw it again, you swear to give it a treat. Like an entire piece of steak.
Just when there was a clear road to victory, Papyrus stopped his onslaught. The bones remained suspended in mid-air.
“MAGUS!” He said, “YOU’RE STRAINING YOURSELF TOO HARD WITH THAT STRANGE SHIELD. THAT IS EXTREMELY UNHEALTHY! YOU’RE IN NO CONDITION TO CONTINUE. OUR DUEL ENDS NOW!”
“What…?” Your aunt couldn’t believe her ears.
“I MEAN WHAT I SAID. I -- THE GREAT PAPYRUS -- CHOOSE TO SPARE YOU!”
You smiled. That’s the Papyrus you knew best.
“But… why?” She asked back. “I’m… I’m here to take your precious friend away… It would be easier to kill me.”
“ARE YOU SILLY? YOU ARE FRISK’S AUNT! THE GREAT PAPYRUS ISN’T SO CRUEL TO HARM THEIR SOLE LIVING RELATIVE IN THIS HUGE WORLD!”
Glory hogging he may be, his kind heart was always in the right place.
Papyrus called back all his bones and placed them back inside his ammo box.
He also dispelled the blue magic on her soul, letting it return to its original colour.
Your aunt took a few breaths to recover. She still couldn’t believe that she was spared, roped into nothing more than a meal of pasta.
“Ha… haha… Fine. You win, Papyrus. I’ll eat your spaghetti.” The yellow heart floated back into her chest. That marked the end of the battle.
It calls for a celebration. The moment Mom put you back on the ground, you dashed to Papyrus to give him a big hug. As much as you could hug a tall skeleton anyway.
“Bro,” said Sans. “You’re the best.”
“I KNOW!” Papyrus answered.
Come to think of it, your aunt never disclosed her name. You turned around to ask just that. It would be rude to have lunch with someone without knowing their name.
Your aunt’s expression softened a ton. She’s no longer a hawk eyeing on their prey.
Through the power of mercy, she’s now a normal human lady. A tired one to boot.
“Cenna.” She answered. “Cenna Caraway.”