He was happy to get up early because waiting outside in his condition would only make him angry.
Of course, he was not calm now, and the only difference was that he entered the toilet before the person who was hovering outside the stall and calling out to him was that he was in a sitting position, not a standing position.
But he was amused by Link's predicament. Even if he finished his work, he wasn't going out.
“It's been two hours!”
“You will wait even if you are here. What difference does it make if you wait inside or outside?”
Interestingly, five men in the cathedral had constipated on the same morning. Maybe the girls had the same problem, but Yu didn't know yet if they were suffering from the same disease, since he had come here first thing in the morning.
He was squeezing himself in his seat, but it wasn't working. He tried to relax but it was futile. He even tried to split his buttocks in two with his hands to make a way out, but it didn't help.
He was desperately trying to get the contents out.
“Why don't you guys get out... Come on, Tobias, you've been there too long. You're going anyway, you'll get in where you're going.”
“I'm sorry, Your Long Highness.”
Link was knocking on Tobias's door like he was going to break it down, but Tobias wouldn't come out.
“Kigaro, Dimen?”
He called Kigaro and Dimen's names in a pleading voice, and the answer was a frightening roar, as if he were facing them in battle. Did roarons get irritable when they were sick? Yu found it hard to believe that the disease causing this roar was the same disease as his own.
“Wait a minute, its coming!”
“Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh...”
He was about to come out, he could feel it, he was right on the edge and it was out! A ‘shlop’ from the toilet bowl, followed by a sigh of relief, signaled that he was out of the woods for now.
“I heard the noise!” shouted Link. “Get out!”
He was banging on Yu's door.
“You pervert, are you listening me! I'm not done yet...” He lied. He knew it was childish, but he liked that he was in a difficult situation.
“Please come out!”
“Do you really beg?”
“I'm fucking begging you!”
After Yu had cleaned up, he pulled up his pants and walked out of the cabin. As soon as he was out, Link rushed in and sat on the toilet seat Yu had warmed.
***
“The air is cold and the water is freezing...”
He rubbed them together to warm them up before putting the gloves on his hands.
“Okay, there is a men's restroom, as there should be, but who needs four stalls? More than a hundred people were planned to come here. Now, if there is a ceremony and a hundred men come here, they eat, then what will they do if they need to use the restroom? Where are they going to shit?”
When he arrived at their new location in Virgo, he would first check the adequacy of the toilets.
“Actually, just having a cabin is a blessing in itself, but I still want more comfort.”
Most of the toilets he saw in the Rolderhelm were places where people gathered. It looked like a Roman public toilet, there were holes where people could do their business, and several people would gather and use the toilet at the same time. He had heard on the Internet that the Romans used them as a social activity.
Denise, who probably came from a different world, was the one who should, disturbed by the situation, had some of the streets built with stall toilets, but still most of the toilets were suitable for public use.
“Disturbing.”
He hated public bathrooms, public toilets, even public locker rooms. Even in high school, he would go to a corner of the locker room away from everyone else and change last, if possible. If he could, he would abolish such places from the whole world.
“But in anime, there were scenes where girls gathered and bathed, girl hot springs. They can stay, it's nice when it's just girls and girls. If I were a girl, I would definitely go there.”
He couldn't accept the thought of not being able to watch scenes like that in anime, even though he couldn't watch anime anymore, but who would complain about that when they were in an anime-style world?
“I complain. There's cute girls' funny anime stories, and then there's the story I just have. We're arguing over the toilet in the fucking world.”
He had not encountered constipation since childhood. He had even forgotten what it was like and how it felt. Now he would have to find medicine for that too.
“I hope they haven't invented a fuse here.”
He had embarrassing memories of the fuse and he shook his head to banish them from his mind. What was the inventor of the suppository thinking? What kind of person would come up with the idea of inserting drugs into people's anus?
Yu walked towards the part of the cathedral where the girls' rooms were. He wanted to talk to Sivina. Today, he was going to ask Sivina to give him sword training.
Obviously he was a little excited and he could feel it in his heart. Would Sivina reject him?
He had this fear because of what had happened the night before. Sivina might refuse to train, citing Yu's illness, but even then Yu planned to insist. He wanted to learn how to wield the sword, even if the highest level he could reach was below average.
He had told Bart to prepare the cart pulled by the rinos and wait for them in the front yard, where he should be now, awaiting the arrival of Yu and the girls.
“We need to replace rinos with horses. Dinosaurs eat more meat than I do, who can afford it?”
In the carriage, he planned to ask Sivina for training, and there he would bring up the subject of making Ana a priestess. Then he would take them to the camp of the roarons. There he wanted to show Sivina the swords they had obtained from the demons.
He didn't know how much Sivina knew about swords and magical things, but she certainly knew swords better than Yu.
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Maybe she would say that the demonic swords were too valuable, maybe she would say that they should get rid of them as soon as possible. If Sivina said they were of no use to her, she would look for a way to dispose of them.
He came to Sivina's room and knocked on the door.
“Sivina, are you there? Are you still asleep?”
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“Sivina?”
The sun was up and people should be awake at this hour. He knocked on the door a few more times, hoping she was inside, but when no one answered, he gave up hope.
“Did she go to the toilet or something? Maybe she's having breakfast, but we have breakfast together, it can't be like this.”
He turned around and there was Ana's room directly opposite Sivina's room. If Ana was in her room he could ask her where Sivina was, because if Sivina was missing and he wanted to find her, Ana was the first person to ask.
He came to the door of Ana's room and raised his hand to knock.
“Hmm...”
Like any teenager, he had spent many hours on sexting sites and knew the voice very well. It was the erotic sound he had heard so often, especially in hentai.
He raised his eyebrows and moved a little closer to the door in case his ears were deceiving him. He heard the same erotic voice again and now he could distinguish the voices a little better, they were coming from two different people.
“Hmm... Mmmhh... Mmhhhmmm...”
"No shit, no shit, no shit, no shit!"
Still finding it hard to believe what he was hearing, he put his ears to the door to be sure and heard the same sound again. The voices of two girls were coming from inside and he could make out their owners.
“What's going on inside...”
It was not enough to hear with his ears, he had to see with his eyes. Hoping that the keyhole was not blocked, he lowered his head and, aligning his eye with the hole, peered inside.
Because of the small size of the hole, he didn't have a commanding view of the room, but he could still see almost all of their bodies.
“Lan?”
Ana's breasts were exposed, but he couldn't see the tips because she was leaning against Sivina. Underneath she was wearing only white underwear.
Sivina was half naked. She was wearing the white pants of a knight's uniform, but they came down to her knees. Her breasts were covered with black bandages.
“They-they are...”
Yu could see Sivina's perfectly designed buttocks.
“A-Ana...”
The last time he was in Rolderhelm, he wanted to have a little fun with the magazine he had brought with him and ended up tearing it to pieces.
Now, after a long, long time, he was seeing naked women. And not in a magazine, but in the flesh and blood.
But the two didn't continue kissing. Sivina pushed Ana.
“Ana, that's not right,” Sivina said. “I-I love you, but this way...”
Yu felt as if he was about to enter through the keyhole through which he had been peeping into the room, and when his eyelashes brushed the perimeter of the hole, he no longer listened to Sivina's speech and pushed himself back abruptly.
“No! Snap out of it, Yu Valarfin! Snap out of it! What do you think you're doing right now?”
He walked away from Ana's door. What he did was wrong, absolutely wrong!
Yu Valarfin was respected among his friends, he was the superior of the people who worked here; apart from that he was a father, how could he face his daughter if he did such an outrageous thing? He had to be a model parent, a model superior to his subordinates.
And above all, in order to preserve his dignity, he must not allow himself to become a peeping tom and must avoid actions that could lead to that.
He definitely wanted to spy on Sivina and Ana, the real three-dimensional anime girls, making love to each other freely and freely and completely consensually. He wanted to see more of them and if possible be among them, they were the real version of anime girls!
But he wasn't going to do that, but it hurt him to try to keep himself away, his whole body wanted to look at them more. His eyes wanted to be more blessed by their gorgeous bodies, his ears wanted to be more mesmerized by their soft voices.
His heart was beating towards it and even his brain was begging Yu to engrave each scene in his mind.
But his pride, the pride he had, could no longer allow it. No matter how much it hurt, no matter how much all his organs screamed that he had done wrong, he would listen to his pride. He would be a person with honor and dignity.
He absolutely had to keep his resolve! He absolutely should have kept it! He had to!
He turned back the way he had come and walked calmly, leaving Ana's room and everything that had happened in it behind him.
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He had taken a few steps when an idea struck him and he was suddenly fixed in place.
“I would like to have sex with them too, but I can't, and I can't do it while they do these things. I'm offended, offended, offended, hurt and finally resentful. I'm going to make them uncomfortable at least a little bit, and I need to politely warn them about what they're doing.”
Changing his direction once more, he returned to Ana's room, took quick steps to the door and knocked without hesitation.
“Ah!” The two girls' cries mingled together.
"Who is this?" Sivina asked. Her voice trembled coming from behind the door.
“It's me. Are you in there? Can we talk? We have people waiting outside...”
“Mr. Valarfin! Is that you?” Ana asked.
“No.”
“Who are you!?” Sivina shouted in a harsh tone, thinking that it was not Yu outside.
“I am Yu Valarfin.”
He was aware that his behavior today was childish, but he wanted to alarm them.
“One moment, please!”
“I can see them hurriedly getting dressed in my mind's eye as if they were right in front of me. What the gods of this world have created... They were so white. Her back, her waist, her buttocks, oh... I wish... Damn it! Get serious, Yu Valarfin!”
It was time to show off his acting skills, he wiped off his ecstatic expression and put on a completely calm face. He stopped his leg trembling with excitement.
A little more than a minute later, a voice was heard again from inside, it was Sivina's voice and there was a sense of unease in it.
“Mr. V-Val... Valarfin, are you still waiting?”
“Yes, I said we had business.”
They were really busy, and they had already kept Bart waiting a long time.
“Just a minute.”
This time the wait did not last a minute, after a few seconds he heard someone hurrying, two seconds later a key was inserted in the door and a mechanical sound came from the lock.
Immediately the door opened and it was Ana who greeted Yu and she was wearing green pajamas and her breasts were under the pajamas and she was looking straight at Yu.
Behind Ana was Sivina, trying to hide her face. She was dressed in her white knight's clothes, but it was obvious that she had put them on in a hurry by the wrong way she had tied the laces of one of her boots.
“Do you go into your own room with shoes on?”
“Y-Yes...” Sivina said.
"Well... I have business with you, Bart is waiting for us outside the door, get ready and come there."
“You waited to say that?”
The words that escaped from the pink lips of Ana, who had just kissed Sivina, were reproachful, yet she had a look of relief on her face.
Yu stared at the two girls in silence. Sivina and Ana were like spilled milk when they saw Yu staring at them in silence. Both trying to hide their faces, Yu took two steps into the room and Ana took two steps back. Entering the room, Yu closed the door behind him.
He wasn't going to talk now because he was jealous, but he needed to give a serious warning about their relationship.
“Look, I think it's disgusting if it's a boy to boy, but I'm okay with it if it's a girl to girl.”
The words they heard froze Sivina and Ana.
They both turned to face each other with their mouths agape, both girls flushed with embarrassment knowing they had been caught, and when they turned to face Yu they had the look in their eyes of cats trying to pity themselves.
“You're... You are wrong-”
Yu shushed Sivina, who was trying to speak, with his hand.
“Don't think that I condemn what you did. On the one hand, I don't agree with what you did, but on the other hand, I respect your choice.”
If they had not been two girls, he would certainly not have respected them and would have told them to pack their things and leave the cathedral immediately.
“And because I am your friend, I will keep your relationship a secret.”
Of course he wasn't going to do something stupid like go and tell people what he had seen, even if what had happened looked good to Yu's eyes, but not to the society they were in.
“But you should be more careful from now on. I am not angry with you and I don't need to think what you did was wrong, but remember that we are in a state governed by religious rules.”
In fact, in most parts of the world, whether the government was directly theocratic or not, their way of doing things would be considered wrong.
“You must also remember that you are inside the Virgo Cathedral. Even if I see nothing wrong with your relationship, as you know, our society considers such a relationship inappropriate. Rumors of inappropriate relationships in Virgo Cathedral would damage the reputation and dignity of both Virgo Cathedral and the young lady, and if this were to happen, do not think that I would be as understanding as I am now, but rest assured that I will do what I have to do to protect the dignity of the young lady and this cathedral.”
He was completely serious. If it had been anyone else in their place, he wouldn't even have felt the need to have such a conversation. The only reason he allowed them to still be in Virgo Cathedral was because he saw them as friends, even only a little bit.
“Mr. Valarfin, you didn't even listen to me…”
“I don't want to hear any more about it, Sivina. Let's drop it.”