Although Xiang Jiao had quite the aggressive personality, he didn’t dare to walk up to the young woman to strike a conversation. He didn’t really know what to say due to his inexperience. All he knew were the karma sutra if that opportunity arises.

“ahemmmm, do you like her?” Ye Tian asked in a whispering voice.

“Maybe….” Xiang Jiao replied simply while continuing to stare at her.

“Aren’t you a monk? You’re not supposed to have these type of feelings between a man and a woman,” Ye Tian countered.

“So what? I can retire being a monk when I want to,” Xiang Jiao responded. This time he was more sure of his feelings. His eyes were sparkling feeling more determined to court her.

“Ask that gay man to help me out,” he continued.

“Who?….Oh him….you know he’s not really gay, right? Why don’t you ask him yourself?” Ye Tian replied.

“…..Because you are my first and true friend in my life,” Xiang Jiao said seriously while looking at Ye Tian.

Ye Tian was speechless. He would never believe the crap coming out of Xiang Jiao’s mouth. He didn’t feel honored either when Xiang Jiao said he was his friend, it was more like being used. But for whatever reason, he would do this favor for Xiang Jiao.

“Make a deal with me first. If you successfully court her, I will rent the best room for you, but if you lose, you have to forfeit this month’s share of income. How about it?” Ye Tian offered.

“……deal. But I won’t sleep with her the first time. If she agrees to be my lover, then that is considered successful. Is that clear?” Xiang Jiao countered.

Ye Tian just nodded. He was hoping Xiang Jiao would fail so that he could have more zoids to spend later on. He walked up to Ma Qian, but he whispered to him that he was supposed  to sabotage Xiang Jiao’s chances. Ma Qian happily agreed. This was his chance to take revenge from what happened last night. Ma Qian gave Xiang Jiao some “tips” on how to court the woman. After listening to Ma Qian, Xiang Jiao started walking towards the woman. Every step he took, their eyes never looked away from each other. This was intense passion! At this moment, Xiang Jiao was already in front of the woman. She was strikingly beautiful, even with her headband ornaments covering a part of her face. Her white silky skin, phoenix eyes, pink lips, and flawless figure mesmerized not only Xiang Jiao, but the other men in the room.

“My beautiful…..” Xiang Jiao was about to start his pick up line.

“Yes, I will,” the beautiful woman interrupted him right away.

“…..You will what?” Xiang Jiao was kind of panicking since his pick up line was interrupted.

“Yes, I will marry you!,” the woman bluntly replied while smiling.

“Huhhh?”

“I said I will marry you!”

“But…but….I’m only giving a pick up…..”

“Before you pick me up from my home, I will introduce my parents to you”

“What?….wait….”

The beautiful woman got closer and suddenly kissed Xiang Jiao on his lips! Xiang Jiao’s little friend felt aroused the moment their lips touched each other. This was their first kiss!

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But Xiang Jiao’s mind was also utterly confused. How did it come to this? Was the pick up line so amazing that he didn’t need to say all of it completely. If that was the case, then he had a new opinion of Ma Qian. At the table, Ye Tian and the others were attentively looking at the scene. Ye Tian was depressed. How did Xiang Jiao pull it off?

“Ma Qian, didn’t I tell you to sabotage his chances? Why the hell did he get a kiss?” Ye Tian cursed at Ma Qian.

“I don’t know…..I mean I gave him the worst pick up lines that would even encounter a few slaps from the women. I know because I’ve tried it before and it works all the time! This is……” Ma Qian tried to explain with a puzzled look on his face.

“Tscccchh, useless…..” Ye Tian said grudgingly.

Lin Yang was the most shocked of them all. He’s only met them a couple of days ago, but he would have never thought that the monk would be the first to have a girlfriend out of all of them. “What kind of joke is God playing with us? Has the world really gone upside down,” Lin Yang wondered to himself.

Ye Tian and the others walked up towards them to offer their congratulations.

“Hello, my name is Ye Tian. I’m Xiang Jiao’s friend. This noble looking guy is Lin Yang, and this is Ma Qian, wanted for harassing naked men,” Ye Tian politely introduced the others except for Ma Qian, who made lose a big bet.

“Hehehe, Ye Tian is mistaken. I’m Ma Qian, a wandering noble from the Star Empire,” Ma Qian quickly butt in once he heard what Ye Tian said.

“Hello, it is nice to meet you all. My name is Sun Mei….the future wife of Xiang Jiao. I will be in your care future brother-in-laws,” the beautiful young woman replied elegantly with a blushing voice.

Ye Tian and the others were shocked. They thought that Xiang Jiao and Sun Mei only kissed each other, but marriage? This Xiang Jiao guy was aggressive to the core! They all glared at Xiang Jiao while replying, “Of course….of course!”

Xiang Jiao at this point ignored all the glares. He was worried about the current situation. Marriage? He’s only heard bad things about it except the honeymoon part. He tried to think of a way to get out of this situation, but he didn’t know how. He stared at Ma Qian while moving his lips subtly. Ma Qian thought he could decipher what he was saying. It was “Help me.” Ma Qian nodded, then said to Sun Mei, “Sister Sun Mei, as our sister-in-law, we will definitely protect you. Xiang Jiao is a man of few words, but he can unexpectedly surprise you at times. You will never regret having him as your husband and the future father of your child!”

Once Xiang Jiao heard this, he was about to kill Ma Qian. His “help me” plead was to help him get out of the situation, not to put a firm hold on the marriage proposal! Ma Qian couldn’t feel the threat. He was acting all innocent, because he actually tried to put in good words to help Xiang Jiao. Never did he thought that he would misunderstand the words, “Help Me.” However, Ye Tian and Lin Yang could sense it. Ye Tian smiled, because more frictions between the two would lessen the pain of his loss. Lin Yang kept quiet as he felt he wasn’t to interfere on such matter as a newcomer to the group.

“Ye Tian, help me get out of this situation and I will forfeit one year of my share!” Xiang Jiao whispered to Ye Tian.

“10 years!” Ye Tian countered.

“What?…..Grrrrr, okay fine just get me out of this,” Xiang Jiao grudgingly replied.

“Sister Sun Mei, I’m sorry to pry to your relationship, but do you know that Xiang Jiao is a monk?” Ye Tian interfered to help Xiang Jiao get out of this situation.

“Well…..I had a feeling that he was, but there is nothing I can do about it anymore,” Sun Mei replied calmly.

“Yeah, yeah it doesn’t matter if he is a monk or not. It’s all about love. Sister Sun Mei and brother Xiang Jiao are meant to be together. Why do you say such things, Ye Tian!” Ma Qian quickly countered. He thought Ye Tian was careless. This would hurt Xiang Jiao badly if they split apart. Ye Tian and Xiang Jiao was fumed with anger. The retard didn’t know what the hell was going on!

“Hehehe, I’m sorry sister Sun Mei. It’s just that you are aware that a monk cannot get married, right?” Ye Tian quickly quickly replied back.

“This…..it doesn’t matter anymore. While I was dancing a ritual, the moment our eyes were set on each other when he passed by the hills, it is my tribe’s legend that we are destined to get married,” Sun Mei replied confidently.

“Yeah, see love overcomes everything else. Ye Tian, I think you’re a bit drunk, you should take a rest. Sister Mei, please excuse us for a bit. We will leave you with Xiang Jiao to discuss your plans together” Ma Qian said with different tones towards Ye Tian and Sun Mei.

Ma Qian was about to drag Ye Tian away, but Lin Yang frowned and suddenly raised his arm to block Ma Qian. Unlike Ma Qian, he understood what Ye Tian was trying to do.

“You….” Ma Qian angrily said to Lin Yang.

“Ma Qian, please forgive my offense. I hope you won’t misunderstand me,” Lin Yang said. He then quickly dragged Ma Qian towards the exit of the brothel.

Ma Qian was furious. He wanted to kick Lin Yang’s ass so badly. Will this misunderstanding be resolved peacefully?