Chapter 11: Transaction

[Edited By Arthur300000]

[Proofread By ArchmageNaoki]

[Not revealing how Deathbricks snuck in this time]

“...ro......kuro.......Kuro-TAN!” *WHAM*. After a few unsuccessful calls and some shaking, my sister decided to jump on me to wake me up. This morning is my fourth time waking up in this world. Right now my sister is lying on top of me while breathing heavily on my neck. Because the image of my sister’s naked body I saw when we bathed together yesterday came up in my mind, I unconsciously try to hide my non-existent morning wood by reflex. Her sniffing and breathing on my neck felt erotically ticklish.

“Ten more minutes....” After the shock had passed, her warmth and scent put me under the influence of sleep again. The reason I couldn’t wake up by myself today was because of yesterday, my demonic brother gave me a new spell to learn and tasked me with learning it as soon as possible.

It’s a good spell I'll admit that, however, the information I need to learn is too much! Even some parts overlap with what I already know, but I still need to remember a textbook's worth of symbol sequences to be able to cast it. There is no way I could learn this spell in a single night! So, in order to de-stress myself, I had to play with panties and bras while doing the thing that any sane guy would do in a girls body before I went to sleep. That was the reason why I couldn’t wake up early this morning.

“No can do, we need to catch the school bus today!” My sister said while pulling me out from my safe heaven. The cold morning air touching my skin makes me shake a little. I tried to crawl back to the warmth of the shamefully pink flying pig pattern blanket. However, my sister starts ruthlessly undressing me. Nooo! My prized treasure that was enshrined on top of my head was taken away by her. Moreover, the warmth of my bear pajamas was also taken away piece by piece. However, after I have nothing left on me, I have successfully reached my goal having made it back to the warmth of the blanket. Good night sister.

“Gaaaah! Ha Ha HA! I give up! I give up!”  I yelled when she suddenly starts tickling me, leaving me with no choice but to show the white flag. With the help of my sister, I finished putting on my clothes quickly. The clothes that my sister picked today is a white long sleeve shirt with something that looks like a thick gray sleeveless one piece on top of it. The skirt length is only a little above my knees.

The problem of wearing clothes before washing my face and brushing my teeth is I have to be conscious about my sleeves. I have already rolled the sleeves back, but if I'm careless, some droplet of water may travel along my skin and goes on to the sleeves. After I finish freshening myself up, I began packing up my belongings.

The high school we attend is a kind of boarding school. However, we could come back on weekends. So if we missed the bus, we would miss the whole week of school. Luckily my sister woke me up an hour before the bus came to pick us up, so I still have some time to prepare.

While I was storing all my stuff in my dimensional bracelet, my stomach began to feel strange. Maybe it’s because of the rat burger I ate yesterday. Nevertheless, it’s very convenient to have this dimensional bracelet because it’s a lot easier than packing everything in the bag. Moreover, I have a whooping four cubic meters of space to carry anything with me.

When I arrived at the dining room everyone is already eating breakfast while happily chatting. Mr. Bobo is greedily eating his food in his favorite corner, and in front of my seat are pancakes that look like what my sister ate yesterday, two thick ones.  The pancake itself is so thick that I couldn’t believe the inside was cooked without burning the outside. However, when I sliced it open it’s uniformly cooked. The smell of butter and caramelized sugar from inside the pancake made me salivate profusely. Moreover, on top of it, there is the icing, almonds, whipped cream, mints, and vanilla ice cream arranged artfully. There is also a small cup of maple syrup beside my plate. If I didn’t know better, I would think that these pancakes came from a famous restaurant. My mother’s cooking skill never disappoints me, eating my mom’s cooking is always such a bliss!

*Stare*. After I quickly finished my plate, I stare at the last pancake on my sister’s plate. Once my sister noticed my stare she sliced the pancake to a bite size onto a fork and forked it to me. “Ahhhrrmm” Delicious, Super delicious! Having pancake fed to me by my beautiful sister is even more delicious!

“Kuro, Pristia! We're going to be late, let’s go!” My brother just interrupted me and my sister’s happy moment! Unforgivable! However, my sister moved to the door, so I have no choice but to follow.

“Kuro-chan you have a package from OMI.” OMI? What is it? My mother pointed to a particular brown box. I'm in a hurry, so I just stored the package into my dimensional bracelet, I'll look at it later. It’s a custom in my house that my father and mother hug us before we go to school. I am fine with hugging my mom, but I am kind of reluctant to hug a guy, though. Luckily Mr. Pheromone is still out of juice today.

Last night the first snow of this year had fallen. The color of all buildings in my view being turned to pure white. The ground that we walked felt like it was covered with a soft white blanket. Will this world’s snow taste the same? I picked up a fistful of snow and licked it. Yup, it’s the same.

While I was enjoying the fresh air after snow, I felt the air pressure change from behind so I dodge to the left and grabbed the incoming... snowball. I looked back and saw a little brat running away. It must be him, huh? In this neighborhood there I saw several children come out to play with the fresh snow. The brave boy just then must be one of those children. Maybe he couldn’t get along with his friends, so he came to play a prank huh?

Stolen story; please report.

“Are you alright, Kuro-chan?” My sister, Pristia noticed the incident and walked back to me. I told her it’s all right. I prefer a warm and dry place, but due to my high cold resistance the cold doesn’t hurt me, but I could still feel the coldness of the snowball in my hand. If I had to hold it for an hour or two, it still wouldn’t be a problem. We arrived at the bus stop 2 minutes early, but the bus was already there.

The bus we are boarding is a blue bi-articulated bus. Once we boarded the bus, Mr. Driver checked my ID card while scrutinizing my face. Is there something wrong with my face? I touched my face a few time after he returned my ID card but I found nothing wrong. There is no beard on my face or anything.

The inside of the bus is quite spacious. The seats are arranged for groups of four people to sit together while having a small table between the seats. About half of the seats were already occupied by teenagers who right now are staring at us.... no, staring at me. One of the girls with blond hair and blue eyes was waving her hand energetically at us so my sister walked over to her.

“Good morning, Sophia! This is Kuro-Chan, my new sister!” My sister greeted her and introduced me in one go. Upon closer inspection, Sophia looked like a rich noble lady. Her clothes, her posture, and her manner make it obvious. I wonder what this noble young lady three sizes. From the look of it, I would guess it’s about C cup.

“Good morning, Kuro-chan. Your sister has said a lot about you. Are you really 15? You look a lot younger than what your age is supposed to be. If I didn’t know before, I would think you were an elementary school student.” Oh, that’s why Mr. Driver was scrutinizing my face, huh? Actually, I'm 30 years old, you know? However, I nodded anyway because Mr. Anderson says so.

I was arranged to sit beside Sophia while my siblings sat on the opposite of us. My sister began to brag about my performance yesterday immediately after we took a seat. By the way, I got the windows seat.

“What!? She not only beat you but also Mr. Aunos who is our school's top fighter?” Huh? My nerdy brother is the school's top fighter? Oh! Forget about that, right now it’s a perfect chance to measure her three sizes!

“W-Well, Thanks to this.... I-Its wide interference field gave me enough time to dodge.” Yup, I pulled my Wakizashi out from my bracelet and activated the interference field.  Aside from my siblings, there are three girls in the range that I can take measurements of. One is Sophia and two other girls sitting behind me. I congratulate myself for guessing Sophia’s cup correctly while two girls in the back is A and AA cup respectively.

“Well, I believed I could beat her if we try again. And Kuro, please don’t hold any combat devices or activate interference fields in public space. Someone may accuse you as a pervert.” Gah! How do you know that I activated the interference field?

“It’s all on your face.” My brother answered with a smirk while two girls beside me giggle.

With that, I put my Wakizashi back in my bracelet. Then I noticed the brown package in my pocket dimension, so I took that out. The package was sent by Ms. Jessica Parker from the Outsider Management Institute. Oh, that’s what the ‘OMI’ means. I open the box to check the condition of my one and only masterpiece. “The Lusty Argonian Maid volume I” If it has even a single scratch I'll be filling a complaint to the government.

“Oh~! Kuro-chan also likes this kind of book?” Sophia looked at me with sparkling eyes while I checked the book page by page to find if there is damage or missing pages. Huh? Why are Sophia's eyes so sparkly all of a sudden? It’s a book full of text you know? How does Sophia know what kind of book it is? Even if Sophia could read the text because of the effect of [Greater world unification] spell it should be too far for you to read from that position.

“You know? I also like this kind of book. Here! I recommended this one!” Sophia gave one of her books to me. The name of the book is ‘Hero’s plight.'

“Thanks.” I kept my masterpiece in my bracelet to avoid damaging it while receiving the book from Sophia. It’s a picture book with a small description on a lower section of each page. The first page depicted a handsome hero who has a massive sword on his back. Nah, Sophia must've misunderstood something. Maybe Sophia is too pure and thought that my book is an adventure genre book huh?

When I turned to the second page, there is a scene where the hero confronts the demon king. Isn’t the story’s progress is too fast? Where is the demon king’s general or minions? How could a demon king call himself “King” when he has no subordinates?

Next page had a picture of the hero trying to draw his big ass sword. Well, I learned the hard lesson yesterday that it is physiologically impossible to draw a sword from that position. Do your best hero. I flipped to the next page.

Demon King: *KABEDON!* The Demon King slammed his hand at the wall behind the hero and cornering him in the process …… *flipped*

Hero: *Blush* …….. *flipped*

Demon King is holding the Hero’s chin: Instead of wielding that chunk of iron, swing my “sword” instead. ……… *flipped*

Hero: No! It's too big it won’t fit!  …………. *paused but still flipped to the next page*

Demon King: Excalibur!!!! ……. *flipped quickly*

Hero: Aaaaaahh~~~

I slam the book shut... Yup, the hero doesn’t need to draw that massive sword anymore. I should have stopped reading since that Kabedon thing, but my curiosity gets better of me. I want to roll on the floor and screaming ‘My eyes! My eyes!’ very much. But the real problem is how do I return the book to Sophia politely.