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Why does your timing suck ?

Why does your timing suck ?

“The appearance of these pieces of clothing is very elegant and beautiful. I like it,” the woman murmured while gently caressing the lingerie in her hands.

“Let's see how these pieces of clothing will look on my body.” The woman raised her hand and snapped her fingers. The lingerie disappeared and reappeared on her body.

Kael was petrified, seeing the beautiful lingerie through her translucent clothes.

Her beauty seemed to rise to the apex. “Ha, oh, this is what it feels like to see someone standing at the peak of beauty,” Kael murmured with an enchanted look on his face.

“Oh, graceful elven lady, succubi are nothing compared to your unparalleled beauty,” Kael prostrated himself on the floor with a worshipful look on his face and added, “If it is possible, I want to worship you on the bed… ahem, in my heart forever.”

Listening to Kael’s words, she suddenly remembered her past life, how every male in the elven territory kept wooing her every day.

She shook her head and said, “Thanks for these gifts, outsider. Since my granddaughter likes you very much, I’m sure you are not a bad guy. Even though you are a pervert through and through, that’s just one of the desires, and having desires is not wrong. You can stay here as long as you want and enjoy the elven hospitality.”

“Oh, can I have four maids? No, two maids are enough,” Kael asked eagerly.

“Haha,” she smiled brightly, but her face immediately turned expressionless. “No, you are not going to have any maids to serve you.”

“I’m fucking weak right now. If there was radiation in this place, you would have been a sitting duck,” Kael murmured inwardly with an annoyed look on his face.

“Okay, I have some important matters to deal with. My personal maid will show you your room, and you can ask her if you need anything,” the woman said before disappearing from the room.

“Hello, sir. Please follow me.” Kael suddenly heard a voice right behind him. He jumped away from the spot where he was standing, like a scaredy cat.

“You… scared the shit out of me!” Kael shouted, pointing his finger at the maid’s face.

“I’m sorry for the misunderstanding, sir. I will be careful not to scare you next time,” the maid said in a respectful tone, bowing her head.

“Now that I look at you, you are also very beautiful. Plump thighs and ass, well-developed big round melons… hmm, not bad… not bad…” Kael said, holding his chin.

The elven maid's cheeks blushed, and the red color spread to her ears.

She still kept her head lowered and said, “Thanks for the compliment, sir. Please follow me.”

She turned around and stepped out of the room, walking towards the guest rooms. Kael slowly followed her, watching her swaying hips with drool sliding down from the corners of his mouth.

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“ Sir…sir… “

“ Slurp “

“Yeah…yeah…,” Kael hurriedly cleaned his drooling mouth and responded to her words.

“We have arrived. You can check out the room, and if you don't like it, I will show you another one,” said the elven maid while bowing her head.

Kael peeked into the room and said with a disappointed look on his face, “Hmm, why do I feel like something is missing in the room?”

She slowly raised her head and glanced at Kael, then lowered her head again. “What do you think your room is missing, sir?”

Kael moved close to the maid, reached out his hand to hold her waist, and pulled her into his embrace. “A beautiful elven maid. It is you who is missing in the room,” said Kael while moving close to her ear.

“Ah…” The elven maid was shocked by Kael's sudden grasp and tried to free herself. Since she was a common elven citizen, she didn't have the strength and magic power that noble elven citizens have, so she couldn't free herself from the strong-built man’s grasp.

“Sir, this is wrong. You are not allowed to touch the maids in the royal palace,” said the elven maid with a panicked look on her face.

“I’m an outsider. These elven rules are created for you, not for me,” said Kael, moving his face close to her red lips. They looked like strawberries, and he wanted to bite them very badly.

He was so close to kissing her when suddenly a voice came from behind him. “Hey, Envoy, I finally found you! Let's go sightseeing. I'll show you cool places in our elven territory.”

Hearing Isa’s voice made him release his grasp on the elven maid. “Sir, I will take my leave. If you need anything, please look for me.” The elven maid hurriedly walked away, almost running from him.

“Why does your timing suck?” Kael murmured inwardly while glaring at Isa.

“Oh, also give me one lollipop. My old fox mother secretly stole the two lollipops I had hidden under my bed,” said Isa with a grievance-filled face.

“Oh, old fox? Your mummy sure is a nine-tailed Daji,” Kael nodded in agreement with Isa’s words. Three lollipops appeared in his hand, and he threw them at her.

Since she didn't know what this nine-tailed Daji was, she didn’t bother about it and caught the lollipops with an excited look on her face.

With a snap of her fingers, she unwrapped one of the lollipops, put it in her mouth, and started slurping it with a contented smile on her face.

“Hmm, are we still going sightseeing?” asked Kael.

Isa came back to her senses and said, “Of course, let’s go.” She reached out her chubby hand to hold his finger and dragged him towards the main entrance of the palace. Soon they reached there, and both of them slowly stepped out of the palace and walked towards the elven market.

“Where are we going right now?” asked Kael.

“To the market,” said Isa, moving her head from left to right and right to left with a blissful smile on her face.

“Oh, yeah, the market sure is the best place to visit when we come to a new place,” Kael nodded in agreement.

After an hour…

“Freshly harvested Twilight Blueberries, two Aurora coins each.”

“Freshly harvested magical Whispering Peaches, five Aurora coins each.”

“Freshly caught Rainbow Carps, 10 Aurora coins for 1 kg.”

“Oh, wow, damn, I feel like I’m in some kind of dream,” Kael murmured with a dazed look on his face.

“Ouch…ouch…you… Why did you pinch me? Oh, damn, it’s bleeding,” Kael exclaimed, tears welling up in his eyes.

“Oh, I just wanted to prove to you that you are not dreaming right now,” said Isa with an innocent look on her face.

(He held her leg and started bashing her onto the ground.)

“Oh, damn, I really dreamt of beating her to my heart’s content just now,” Kael murmured, glaring at Isa, who was looking around while licking the lollipop.