While banging his head on the table and That song playing, Ryan Gets up and Snatch’s his phone from her hands.
“No! That is not the Song you should be playing!” He screams in anger.
Ryan takes his phone and puts on a Different Song. He puts on the song “We are never getting back Together” By Taylor Swift and places the phone in her hands and shoots her the finger and walks out the door screaming in defeat.
Breanna Falls on the Floor laughing, while the Ironic Song plays.
The Vibe in the room just got warm and cheery
No less than 30 seconds later Ryan runs back into the Building and snatchs his phone out of her hands.
“Sorry I wasn’t thinking, I need this” He said while calming down and turning off the song.
Suddenly Lady Lake is alarmed.
“What is that!” She asks seeming terrified.
“It’s just my Cellphone…. Errr I mean a Magical Trinket” Ryan said while trying to appeal to her.
She walks over to the phone and places her hand on it.
“This is A God Tier item! This is what has been causing magical disturbances in Gainer!” She said seeming Extreamly Distressed.
“Wait what do you mean?” Ryan asks.
Suddenly a Mage teleports into room covering her ears.
Oh my God! Lady Lake That demonic song is playing again! It’s played 2 times already this morning! Last night it played 20 times! You need to Fucking make it stop!” She said while dropping onto the ground in Torment.
“Wait what song?” He asks her.
“For almost a Week a Fucking annoying song just plays shaking the city randomly! Its driving the Crown City of Gainer Crazy!” The Mage screams in torment.
“Let me see” Ryan asks them. Oh, be my fucking Guest! She said while uncovering one of her ears.
Suddenly She Teleports Ryan With Lady Lake 80 miles away.
Ryan was not Expecting to be teleported.
When she casts the spell on him, he feels lightheaded, but the world around him gets blurry and they warp through a weird dimension full of light that was spiked like spear heads. No less then a second they arrive at the other end in the middle of a Huge City.
Ryan looks around and everyone was on the ground covering their ears Screaming in torment and 4 guys were fighting.
Ryan looks down at the ground and notices the cobblestone City street around him and notices a castle around him.
There were a quite a few Latino looking shop keepers who seemed unaffected by the “Disturbance” and were humming a very familiar tone.
Most of the people who were on the ground suffering were Caucasian men and woman
Suddenly Lady lake grabs his cellphone from him. He turns around and sees her giving him an angry face.
“Do you know what this Dark magic Device is doing to this kingdom?” She asks in very annoyed tone.
“No, I don’t My lady, what is happening Around here?” he asks her.
She throws his phone at him and he catches it.
“Play it! See it for yourself!” She screams at him. While crossing her arms
Ryan hits play on his phone and Continues the Taylor Swift song that was playing earlier.
Suddenly Despacito starts playing on God Global Mode. Not only was the bass boosted and Blasting, but The Guitar was blaring at Earth quack levels.
Ryan falls over with how bad the earth was shaking, and the whole market square literally looked as if it was floating on water and a wave was moving underneath it.
Suddenly Screaming erupts again from the Caucasian Residents, and the Latino guys that were fighting Stop and start dancing among the Earthquake. Suddenly 20 Hot Latino woman come running out of their homes into the streets and start dancing.
Ryan is shocked at this. He pauses the song and the music stops. Upon stopping the song, the whole town starts Screaming again in Agony.
Lady lake gives him the “I am going to Kill you” Look.
Ryan randomly puts on different song. He selects “In The Dark” By Bring me the horizon and suddenly Despacito Starts playing again. The whole world starts shaking again but the song Remains playing from where it was last paused. Ryan is a little puzzled why it’s doing this. He Notices a Whole lot of Avril Lavigne Songs were played recently but doesn’t really care. He picks one of them out of random, but Despacito was still playing!
He was really Confused about what was going on His phone had to be glitching somehow. He pauses this song and Lady Lake looked like she was getting ready to Punch him. Ryan then tries one last song. He Selects the song “Despacito” on his playlist, and Suddenly something changes.
“Never Gonna Give you Up” From Rick Astley starts playing on Global mode.
Ryan holds his phone and Frowns at the fact the Despacito glitch Just Rick Rolled him.
Suddenly Anarchy erupts everywhere, and people start fighting each other in annoyance.
The earth wasn’t shaking but a Riot was Hilariously Breaking out in front of him.
Ryan gets lost into the song for 1 minute and then suddenly he is tackled by 3 Capital city guards.
He Hits the ground hard but pauses the song on impact. Lady Lake grabs his phone and Signals her guards to take him into the Dungeon of the castle. Suddenly Zephyr Teleports into the scene.
“Hey, Remember Hun, you’re not allowed to roam without me” She said as materializes back into the world. She sees him Restrained by 3 guards and feels like she may have missed something here.
“Queen Lake, Whats going on?” She asked.
“Your Fucking Friend is the cause of a ton of Civil unrest! I am having him Arrested right now! He has terrorized too many people here for almost a week!” She screams in anger.
“Hang on, come here Let’s take a short walk” Zephyr said calmly as she puts her hand on her shoulder and tries to calm her down. She then leans on her and walks with her and has a chat with her.
Ryan gets dragged off toward the castle and suddenly something flashes through his Eyes.
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“Your Status with this City has Changed from Neutral to Hated” The message read.
He looks at the castle and that he was being led to and is Amazed at this place. Suddenly the Guards stop and turn around.
Lady Lake came around with an angry face and Signals the guards to release him.
“Okay new Plan. I’m not Locking your ass in the dungeon I’m Releasing your ass to Lady Thickmane under her supervision. But You are going to Work you fucking ass off you hear me?!” She screams at him.
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“Wait what do you mean?” Ryan said as he Recalls his phone back into his Hand.
“What I mean is you’re going to Fix the Damn City wall you Destroyed. You Caused a Disturbance here already, and If you keep blasting that damn Song our Defensive walls are going to come crashing down. Zephyr just Pardoned you from being Tarred and Feathered by me! She Yelled
She then took a breath and begin screaming at him again
“I Am making her your Bailiff Until that seawall gets fixed. If you step your ass out of line, she will hand you over to me and we will have issues you hear me?!” She screams in rage.
Suddenly Takes his phone and Restarts it.
“Yes, Your Highness I did not mean to cause this! It must be a Glitch in the system. I Didn’t know and I feel so sorry for causing this!” Ryan Replied back with a ton of fear in his eyes.
“Zephyr I Mean it. Don’t Betray me here if he steps his ass out of line you bring him here okay!” She orders her.
Suddenly Ryan’s phone comes back online after the Restart.
Zephyr then grabs his phone from his hand and smiles back at her with her Arms Crossed.
“Oh, we Scared the hell out of him, but Lady Lake, I won’t Betray you. If he steps out of line, I will make sure to hand him over to you” She said calmly. She then tries to put his phone in his pocket, but somehow, she makes the song “The Anthem” By Good Charlotte play. The song was not playing on Global and Feeling curious he Recalls the phone back into his hand.
The song that was playing matched what was on screen. The Restart fixed the Glitch.
Zephyr then walks up to him and snatchs it out of his hand.
“You been a bad boy! No Toys for you!” She told him in a naughty Tone.”
“Ryan get your Ass out of my Town and Get to fucking work on that Sea wall!” She Orders him as she Teleports Ryan and Zephyr back home.
When Ryan gets back to Staug City, the song was still playing on normal, and no Reverse effect seemed to occur.
Suddenly Lady Lake Teleports back to them, and grabs Ryan’s arm and Drags him to Warren.
She explains what just happened and he Frowns at him.
“Get your Ass to Work Now!” She screams while throwing a Shovel at him.
Ryan catches it and walks away toward the Seawall feeling pissed about how shitty this day is turning out for him. He then proceeds to a Crowed of Workers and Stonemasons and gets cold feet.
He then walks over to what looks like a Site Foreman and Introduces himself.
“Hello sir, my name Is Ryan, I was a part of the Party that caused this mess. I was told by Warren I needed to help Fix the wall with you all. Can you point me in the Right direction for what I need to do next?” He asked feeling shy.
“Cheer up Kid, Vedra is dead, this town is So much safer now. Tell you what, walk over there to that Pile, and start Separating good bricks we can reuse, from Bad broken ones we cannot. Throw the Broken ones into the water. We are going to use the Debris to make a Jetty, a Small Peir for the fishermen, and another Jetty on the other side of the seawall to deflect the Current now that Villano Island is No more, and the Tides and current have changed” He explained to him while Drawing a “W” on a Piece of paper.
The man explains to Ryan where the Peir will be build and where the Jetties will be put. He advises him to throw all the broken Bricks into a Wheel barrel and start throwing the broken ones into the See in a Straight line okay? We will use those to set the foundation for the Peir” He orders Ryan.
Ryan walks over to the wall and starts Scavenging and sorting.
Meanwhile over in Warrens Office Zephyr was sitting down next to him and they were reading the Newspaper they had for the town.
Liz was in the jail cells in the back and could be heard Sobbing and Crying and morning over Vedra and crying to be let out.
“So Happy I literally Own Ryan’s Ass” She replies to Warren.
“Ya, Lake hasn’t been in a good mood this past month. Ryan is Lucky she didn’t execute him on the spot” He told her as he flips the page to the newspaper.
“He’s more lucky I am royalty and was able to convince Her to hand him over to me. This is going to be fun month” She told him as she scanned through The Bounty quests that were on the page.
“Listen, I know you Like Ryan and all, and You don’t want him to run away from you, but I been on this planet a lot longer then you, and I can tell You Forcing somone to be with you doesn’t make them love you. You know, that right?” He told her in a fatherly tone.
“Yes I know, but a girl can dream you know” She replied back to him while she reads a slayer quest that talks about a Mud beast in the Swamps to the west that offered a lot of Experience, but required a party of at least 3 to take down.
“So whats the story with little miss whiny pants in there?” She asks while flipping her page.
“With the damages to the city underway, I’m Reinstating the murder charges back on her from almost 3 years ago” He told her.
“No, I mean the story of her Royalty. She claimed she used to live a life I lived about 14 years ago” Zephyr asked him.
“Ah Yes, Miss Hawthorne’s Family were the Royal Duke and Royal duchess of the Blue River Territory to the south. They over saw functions of the north east part of the Kingdom. They ended up getting Ambushed by some Outlaws that attacked their royal Caravan when they were on a Family trip to Ala-Ash. Both of them were killed and their Crowns were stolen, along with everything in their wagons. Miss Hawthorn ended up being left for dead, and she wondered over here to this town and I took her in and helped her out the best I could. Sadly, she ended losing her royal status after her parents death. Her aunt and uncle had a Family civil a month after their deaths fighting over the right to take their places.” He explained while he flips his page.
“All her immediate Family members ended up getting Killed in that little domestic war for the crown in her old home. Then Queen Lake ended up stripping the Royalty Tittle completely from the family with how disappointed she was at them. Her families were so busy fighting each other for the Royal Duke and Royal Duchess position they let her rot away in the orphanage instead of coming to get her.” He said while he takes a sip of tea.
“Hang on, so that really did happen to her? She wasn’t lying to me?” Zephyr asks him.
“Yes, I was there at the Manson after bloodbath occurred Zephyr” Warren replied to her.
“So, she lost everything, and no one came back to help her. Holy crap that’s fucked up” Zephyr replied
“Yes, this world is pretty cruel but, she did kill Sean so I have to give her a trail and odds are she will be hung for it.” Warren said while folding his paper.
Zephyr thinks really hard about this situation. Liz just screamed at her last night explaining how she lost it all, and how she was upset that Vedra was gone along with her island. Zephyr is also at the same time is very excited she has Ryan locked down under tight Custody for his stupidity in Gainer this morning. She knows she will be able to quest with him as well. Then she remembers how she was rejected, and no one wanted to be around her because of her looks, and how she acted because of her lack of Social interaction, and her Depression.
She feels like a monster now and feels for Liz’s tears.
“Warren do me a favor here me out” She asks him.
“What is it” He says as he takes another sip of his tea.
“I want to Pardon Liz” She tells him.
“Hang on, no she killed my best friend, I can’t let her go” He told her with a little bit of anger.
“Look, I am here in Staug acting as an Ambassador for the kingdom of Wyozonia. and I am also keeping the Gemstones, the Silver, and the Iron Ore Export prices low for us here. My kingdom is hating me for it, but You guys treat me with respect, and I in turn help all of us out here with the goods. Do me a favor and release her” She asks him again.
“Look Zephyr, I don’t want to let her go. She Killed my best friend” He said with a hint of anger.
“In a way I did the same thing to her too. I killed Vedra, her “weird” mother-like Figure. Then when I killed her, she lost the place she called home when Dahvie and Ponce shot out from under the island. Look she never asked for all of this, and now with me knowing I could be the end of her, for my mistake, I don’t want to have a guilty conscious if she gets hung. Yes, I know I am crazy and bitch at times, but I don’t want to live with bad karma. I want her pardoned” She ordered
“This really pisses me off, but with your Royal Status and you actually freeing the town of the terror of Vedra I will make this Exception just for you, but You are responsible for her while shes here if I let her go. I mean this. Just like with Lady lake’s entrusting you Bailiff duty for Ryan’s fuckups, you too are going to be held responsible for Liz’s Parole. Alright? I am extreamly pissed I am agreeing to this, but at the same time I know shes had a fucked-up life. So, I will forgive her Trespass just this once. Sean was a really great man, but at the same time, He too had a big heart and liked helping people. So, take that key right there and let her out” He told her while pointing to a Key.
“You’re not playing any joke on me right, now right?” Zephyr asked sounding Skeptical.
“No, Let her out. Look Honestly, I have to supervise her while she is here. I’d much rather take a morning Ride around the woods right now. Look I want you to take her over to his Wife’s house and tell her why you pardoned her. I don’t want to seem like an asshole, but you need to see how Justice works from my perspective” he tells her. Zephyr just smiles at him. She takes the key off the wall and walks into the back room.
When she walks into the cell room Liz was there crying face down on the ground with her Magic Inhibiting handcuffs on. It looked as if she was praying.
Zephyr unlocks her door and lays down on top of her and gives her a hug.
“You here to finish the job? Are you my Executioner?” She said while crying.
“No just the opposite. Look Something really great just happened! She said while hugging her tight.
“Ryan is my bitch for the next 5 years, until he pays a shit load of money back to me. Look I had a change of heart. I used my Royalty Status to get you pardoned. But you need to go talk to that man’s Wife face to face and tell her why you did it” She explained to her.
Suddenly Liz jumps up in joy and tries to hug her back with her arms bound together.
“You fucking don’t know how scared I was when She hauled me away. I don’t want to die. Life has not been fair, and I didn’t want to end like this. Thank you so much!” She said with the sound of Desperation and Fear in her tone.
“Look Let’s go do that right now, but at the same time I want to say I am sorry for what I said earlier. I never had sex with Ryan I was just trying to Trigger your Jealousy mode” She said as if she was repenting her sins.
“I knew you were lying; you know how hard it is to sleep with him? I practically have thrown myself at him and he won’t touch me. But all that is going to change since I own his ass. He can’t do anything alone or leave me, or Else he will have hell to pay” Zephyr explains.
“What happened, exactly? She asks.
“Long story short, I just got a lot of money from slaying Vedra. Yes, I should feel bad, but we also ended up damaging those defensive walls and the Seawall. We were required to pay those damages. Ryan had no money, so I used my bounty reward as a Loan material and put him in my Debt for 5 years or until he pays me back. But at the same time those songs he’s been playing has managed to somehow disturb the crown City of Gainer 80 miles away. So, I like have even more control over him since Lady Lake released him to me under the title of “Bailiff” over him until the Seawall is fixed. At the same time, he’s been forced to Fix the wall. So anyway, I am so happy he can’t run away. I will be able to at least do what Vedra requested now I feel really bad for what I did. But At the same time, I get to torture the fuck out of him now. Let’s go and talk to that man’s wife. Warren wants me to see to you do this”