With Ryan sitting on the floor with Arcadia comforting him, He leans back into her and she supports him.
“So whats on your mind dude?” Arcadia asks him appearing concerned with his depressed mood.
“A better question to ask me is whats NOT on my mind Arcadia” Ryan replied back to her in a Numb emotional tone.
“Why are you upset? Talk to me dude” She asked him hugging him tight and rocking him forward and back with him in her arms.
“Because I have the weight of the whole damn world on my shoulders Arcadia. Life hasn’t been too kind to me these past 2 months I’ve been here. What started with me Killing myself in my old world, led me to meeting Zephyr and getting pretty much getting forced into a Relationship with her. Then when I get used to her, I start wishing she didn’t have a tail, then tragedy strikes and she ACTUALLY loess her tail. Then when I try to help save her life, I end up making it, so her tail is not re-attachable” Ryan told her emotional tone.
“Dude her losing her tail wasn’t your fault. Metter just went batshit crazy on her because her Fiancé got killed in battle” Arcadia replies to him in a sweet voice.
“Ya but did you see how I ran away from her after that event unfolded? All my guilt hit me all at once. My mom has fucked up her life. She lives in a society where shes an outcast and no one likes her because of that curse my mom put on her!” Ryan yelled at her in a distressed and upset tone.
“I saw that” Arcadia told him calmly.
Ryan then starts to let the Tears start falling
“The worst part of it all is that I had to tell her father why I can’t Tell her “I love her”. You know I wish you didn’t tell me that my mother was Bunnell. I wish you kept that hidden from me. My whole damn life I been missing her, only to find out shes been playing a game the whole time. Do you know how insulting it is to realize that your mother abandoned you for a game?” Ryan told her in an emotional state while crying.
“No, I don’t” She replied to him.
“Not just that, but When I saw my Suicide memory unfold right before my eyes 15 minutes ago It destroyed me. Not only that, but when that demon that was dressed up as Mother of War took off her gas mask and presented my mother’s face to me, I lost all hope in myself” Ryan cried to her.
“Look I understand dude. Life keeps sucker punching you with Tragedy and Heartache. Life is full of suffering. It’s always been that way for like forever” Arcadia told him while letting him go and moving in front of him.
“I’m just tired of the fact that everything I do always ends up with me messing my life up or another person’s life up in the process” Ryan tells her while crying.
She then sits down in front of him and looks into his eyes.
“I know the feeling. Look this place is my personal Hell like I told you when I first met you. I tried to remain neutral in this war between your mother Athena and Discordia. But When I played a harmless prank on both of them, I got my ass handed to me, and also got my ass confined here to this room with no followers or land to go out and get followers. They locked me out of the world and made this little useless emo girl sit in the dark and wait for the end of times to come” She told him while tilting her head in a cute way.
“How did Zephyr come to know about your existence if I may ask?” Ryan asks her while trying to calm down.
“She got bored not being able to do anything since she was a Royal Reject and took up Reading. She discovered a “Book” that talked about the battle of Year Zero between your Mom and Yulee. Someone mentioned a “Third” god at the battle being present. When Zephyr found out I sort of made it into the history books she did extensive research on me. She did a whole hell of a lot of research too because after I got banished to this room, the other two girls started destroying scripts of me and tried to write me out of the history books. The books they missed Zephyr got a hold of and started following me. 8 years ago, when she learned my name and Prayed to me as a joke, I was able to contact to her in her dreams and give her directions on how to join my faction. Her being an outcast with her family hops on this band wagon since she hated what your mom did to her, and also since she kinda hated her own mom and wanted to rebel against her” Arcadia explained to him.
“Oh, so she did the standard Emo/Goth I hate my parents protocol” Ryan replied back to her laughing.
“Yep!” She tells Ryan while smiling at him and looking at him.
“Hmm that’s awesome” Ryan replied to her.
“Generally, people are oblivious about my existence . The only people that get a chance to see me are those who died with purgatory on them that aren’t aligned with Yulee or Bunnell. That itself is a pretty rare occurrence since everyone who is born into this world is generally forced to pick a side when they are like 5 years old. Plus, since you have to have at least 5 followers to roam around the surface I was pretty much locked out of the main realm below, unable to recruit followers on my own” She told Ryan.
“But don’t you have like 5 followers now?” Ryan asked her/
“I have 9 actually. Those 2 people you recruited for me, recruited some more people. With my default goddess powers, I am able to roam around the surface at night for as long as I want now, I have 5 people, and I can only roam around the surface for a few hours during the daytime. The sad part is everyone is asleep during the night and I can’t find people to recruit. I mean occasionally during my night walks I’ll heal people and randomly revive dead people who are marked with purgatory if I stumble across them, but if I try to recruit them, they kind of look at me like I’m some crazy wacko priest when I tell them about myself” She explained to him.
Ryan then smiles at her trying to picture her struggle.
“What happens when you get to 10 followers?” He asks her feeling curious.
“I can stay out for like 5 hours, I can gift my Generals a portion of my power, and I can also Teleport onto them” She explained to him.
“Can you explain to me a little bit about what being a General means? You said you made me one of yours when you accepted me into your faction” Ryan asked her.
Arcadia then just smiles at him.
“It’s exactly what I mentioned earlier, they are people we can depend on to get a job done. We can give them a portion of our power for strategic purposes, and also, we can use them as quick spawn points. Discordia and Athena when they leave their Respawn Rooms can only spawn down to their capital cities or on their Generals. If they don’t have a General in a particular zone, they’re either seeking out a teleportation mage or they are hoofing it” She explains to Ryan.
“Oh, that’s good to know.” Ryan tells her while looking at her cute pose she was giving him.
“I don’t need a teleportation mage or really have to use you for a spawn point. Since I’m the goddess of Crossroads I can pop open a portal to anywhere I want. Even to places I really shouldn’t be able to go. Like your Mother’s Respawn room, or Yulee’s room for that matter.” She told him while putting her hand on his face gentle and rubbing it in a cute way.
“I assume You heard about what happened to Yulee the other day” Ryan tells her while running his finger playfully through her bangs.
“Yes, I did! Oh my gosh that took me by surprise when I learned about it. I didn’t expect her General Mriya to go rogue like that.” Arcadia told him while throwing her arms around his shoulders and looking into his eyes and smiling again.
“I’m just going to straight up tell you this now. I won’t ever betray you Arcadia” He said while looking her dead in her eyes and shaking his head showing genuine sincerity.
“That means a lot to me Ryan. Rogue Generals are our worst fears. Since they have a portion of our Power, they can really fuck shit up. Also, a rogue General can deny you the ability to spawn on them” She tells him while hugging him tight due to him Reinforcing his pledge of Loyalty to her.
“Dumb question what happens if a General gets killed?” He asked her while rubbing her back.
“When you kill a General it weakens us a little bit temporarily. We also lose the ability to spawn on that person” Arcadia told him while giving him a random Duck Face pose.
“You look so damn cute right now Arcadia” Ryan told her while looking into her and smiling at her.
“Thank you! You know honestly, I needed that. Unlike the other 2 girls I have like Zero social interaction and I been craving a compliment for a LONG-time dude. She said while quickly darting her head into his chest and pulling his arms over her.
Ryan gently rubs her back and she looks up through his arms and smiles at him.
“So hows your overall relationship with Zephyr?” She asked him.
“Still kind of complicated. She keeps begging me for Sex, but I just can’t get myself to that point with her yet. I mean we will kiss, we will do foreplay, and we will do like everything else in between. She is kind of Crazy which I originally thought was a turn on at first, but when I met her parents and learned about how Crazy she can REALLY get, it kind of made me rethink about jumping right into sex with her” He tells her.
“She prays to me like 4 times a day for you to smash her. I can’t help her with that. But you do have to realize you’re her first boyfriend. She hasn’t dated a guy before and still learning the “Game”. She explains to him while giving him a sexy smile and grabbing his hand and interlacing her fingers through his.
“Arcadia, you are so wonderful and cute, you have really calmed me down every time I’ve been killed. I honestly wish you were my girlfriend instead of Zephyr. You are freaking understanding, smart, and really sexy.” Ryan tells her while he takes his free hand and moves her green and blue bang away from one of her eyes.
As soon as he said that her face lights up.
“Really? You mean that? All the other gods think I’m weird and useless” She tells him while grabbing his other hand and shooting him a very happy smile.
“Yes Really. Your like perfect in my eyes. I never thought I would ever meet an Emo Goddess. Let alone have her as my primary faction leader. I’d marry you on the spot if I could. You’re like everything I want in a girl” He tells her as he picks her up off the ground and starts dancing with her.
As soon as she said that her face lights up with Joy and happiness.
“Ryan those are the Sweetest words I’ve ever heard come from anyone in a very very long time” She said as she throws her arms around him and Starts making out with him.
Ryan who feels a burst of Ecstasy run through him can’t keep his eyes open. Her kiss feels so enchanted and great right now. He makes out with her but then gets hit with Regret.
“Arcadia stop. This is wrong. I can’t cheat on Zephyr” Ryan said while trying to push her away.
“I’m sorry but you’re like so damn Attractive right now. I must have you right now. I can’t resist you Ryan. You’ve pampered me up with those sweet words of yours. I like really really need this more than Zephyr. I been Locked in this damn prison for so long and I’m really lonely. Please let’s do this” Arcadia pleaded to Ryan while she dropped down to her knees and lifted up his shirt.
Ryan then just stood there thinking about current his predicament. He starts thinking about how he’s never cheated on anyone before, and he also thinks about everything that Zephyr has done for him.
Before he can proceed any deeper in his thought process, he feels her bite his stomach and he starts moaning in pleasure.
“Okay! Okay! You got me sold Arcadia. I really honestly need Sex too right now. This is so damn sexy!” He said while moaning and pushing her head into his stomach. He smiles and she starts to bite harder. He starts to really enjoy the pleasure coming from this. She then stops and takes her hand and wipes away her bangs from her eyes. She looks into his eyes and Snaps her fingers. A Queen-sized bed decked out with her Faction colors then appears behind him and she tilts her head at him in a sexy way. Arcadia then smiles at him and shoves him backwards as hard as she could onto it.
Horny as hell right now she then takes off her green and blue Tank top and her Telnyashka that was under it revealing her Sexy cute black lingerie that was hiding underneath it.
She then looks up at the ceiling and gives him a thirsty smile. She then slowly crawls at the foot of the bed over him giving him a super flirtatious look. She crawls up his chest like a sexy cat and blows in his ear.
“You don’t mind the fact I’m Flatter than a kitchen counter-top, do you?” She asked him while taking his hand and placing them over her breasts.
“No, I don’t. You’re freaking hot as hell right now Arcadia” Ryan told her while she started kissing his neck and rubbing his thigh.
“Aww really?” She said feeling while pushing herself up and sitting on her knees over his chest.
“Yes, I mean it. You’re stunning” Ryan said in a Flirtatious tone to her.
“Tell me I’m Pretty!!! No, wait Tell me I matter!” Arcadia said in a desperate tone.
“You ARE pretty, and you Do matter believe it or not. The other goddess’s have nothing on you. You’re perfect and useful and not weird at all. Your existence is beautiful” Ryan tells her in a sweet and understanding tone.
As soon as he said that her eyes open up wide with joy. She then stands up and pulls off his pants and his shirt.
“You are so amazing that I’m breaking my ‘No one nightstands” Rule just for you” He tells her in a serious tone.
“Dude, I feel so sorry I’m doing this to Zephyr, but I need this more then she does” She said while laying back on top of him and slowly kissing his chest.
“She can’t find out what we are about to do” He tells her while leaning his head back and breathing heavily and enjoying the foreplay shes providing.
“Oh, she won’t ever find out. I promise you!” She said while taking off her black and white stripped bra and throwing it on the floor. She then claps into the air and the song “Don’t You Go” From All Time Low starts playing in her Respawn room at a loud volume.
“Nice Music choice!” Ryan told her sounding extremely impressed
“A little less talking, and a little more “Touch Me” Please!” Arcadia told him as she grabs his head and makes him start kissing her nearly non-existent breasts. He then runs his hand down her thighs and starts playing with her. She then starts moaning and breathing hard. She then starts biting him and starts turning him on. She then looks into his eyes with a Viscous look and lips her lips. She and him then start making out and then She pushes herself up off of him and turns 180 degrees. Arcadia then sits on his face and He takes the hint that shes going to make him “Dine In” tonight before they get to the main course. But before he gets ready to eat her out, he sees something flashing below her waistline. It was a Bright Red and Black Biohazard Symbol.
Ryan looks at this thing that was glowing and catching his eye. It does 3 slow flashes and then it completely disappears from her. Confused by at what he just saw, he ignores it and proceeds to make her scream in pleasure.
Meanwhile back on the Main Realm
When Ryan got his ass Roflstomped by Mother of War, Zephyr and everyone decided to get the hell out there. Kannell who teleports out in a Hurry teleports them all outside the Wonder Tomb entrance. They were still very traumatized by what Regret showed them. Zephyr on the other hand was mildly puzzled on how Ryan just stood there with a Numb look on his face when that demon pulled off her gas mask. She had so many questions why he just stood there and accepted his fate from the demon that took the form of Bunnell. She also starts thinking hard about why Bunnell Healed him up and kissed him on the cheek last night.
She was puzzled by this and wanted to figure out if there was a connection here. She knew that Ryan had Purgatory cast on him, so she wasn’t worried about him staying dead, but she was a little horrified at how the demon ended him. She didn’t hold anything back when she unleashed her spell on him and blasted a massive hole right through his chest. The most puzzling thing to Zephyr was when the demon had a gentle mother like smile on her face when she slowly placed her hand over his heart which Ryan just straight up accepted without any resistance.
Zephyr then twitches in horror when she replays the attack on him in her head. She just ended him with such destruction, but also with that creepy “love struck” mother look on her face. Sure, she was mad at Ryan for keeping Citra a secret from her and refusing to get rid of her, but at the same time she hopes Ryan didn’t suffer any pain when that Demon ended him.
With the haunting dark imagine of Ryan getting his ass handed to him still replying in her head she ignores Kannell who was having an emotional breakdown moment.
Kannell who was Crying in Joseph’s arms was stricken by the haunting image of what happened to her last team. She tried really hard to forget this memory but with what Regret revealed in front of everyone really brings out all the years of trauma shes been trying to suppress with drinking. She turns her trauma into tears and crying right into Noodle’s arms.
He hugs her tight and lets her vent out all this unhealthy baggage shes been bottling up all these years into him.
“So that’s what happened on that fateful day. I’m sorry Peanut Butter that happened to you. I see what you mean when you tell me your job requires split second decisions. I had no idea how traumatizing that was” Zephyr heard him tell her as she continued to cry her heart out in his caring arms.
When Zephyr sees how wonderful and caring Joseph was to her, she then starts to miss Ryan. She starts thinking about the memory Regret showed of Ryan’s death in that other world of his. She walks through a group of people who were getting a Dungeon group together and sits at the base of a Tree and leans her back against it. She flinches again in horror as she starts to remember his tragic death unfold in his other life. She then takes a deep breath and exhales and clears her head.
Greena then approaches her and sits down beside her.
“Apart from Ryan getting decimated back there, I see how you earned the nick name “The Wrong Way Wonder” Greena said with a humorous smile at her.
“Yep that’s what happened during the battle of Honey Pot. I had 1 job, and I failed at it. I remember my mom face palming so bad at me when she learned about what I did. After I got my ass roasted by her, I was prohibited from taking charge of any military forces ever again” Zephyr told her in an embarrassed state.
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“We all make mistakes Zephyr. You’re not exempt from it. She told her while nervously rubbing her staff.
“Thank you, I needed to hear that” Zephyr replied back to her.
They all then look over at a pale white super skinny pink haired woman who was wearing artificial cat ears and a black collar who was broadcasting that she needed a group.
“Healer looking for Group! Anyone need a Healer?... Get your healer here!” The woman shouted as everyone rolled their eyes at her.
“No one wants you! Go away you idiot!” Someone across from her shouted. The girl then mopes at the insult.
“We need to go and Retrieve Ryan’s body. We have 5-hours until Purgatory wears off and he becomes un-revivable” Greena informs her.
“Oh alrighty. But how are we going to be able to rush in there and get his body without that Demon tearing us to bits?” Zephyr asked her.
The Woman who was looking for a party hears their Conversation and comes running over to them.
“Why hello! Do you guys need any help? I need like a group bad. I’m after a particular item and no one wants to group with me. I’m not asking for much, I just want to find my item and return back to Faterra” This young woman asks them.
“Sure, why not. I mean we could use an extra healer” Zephyr tells her.
“Oh, my Gourd! Are you Zephyr Thickmane?” The woman asks her while jumping up and down excitedly and hyper.
“Yes I am. Why?” She replies back to her.
“My name is Daphne. I heard so much about you. Your like my all time hero!” She tells her while giving her a handshake.
“Oh, you are?” Zephyr asked her seeming confused.
“Yes! I grew up in your kingdom of Wyozonia. I worked in the Royal town of Shine as a stylist for like 3 years. I heard everyone talk shit about you, and I just want to say that you are my all-time hero. I’d be honored to run 1 dungeon with you” She asked her.
Zephyr’s face then lights up with joy.
“You just made my day girl. Sure, welcome to the party” Zephyr tells her.
The girls smiles at her and jumps in joy.
Daphne then reaches into her backpack and pulls out a bag
“Hey, Are you girls hungry? I just did a quest and the quest giver refused to pay me for some reason. I collected a whole bunch of red grapes for him, but he wouldn’t accept them. He was really mean about it.
“Ya sure I’d love some!” Zephyr asked her while she took the bag from her hand. Greena and Zephyr then dig into the bag and smile at her. They pop one of these things in their mouth and then Frown at her.
“Daphne… These are not grapes. These are tomatoes” Zephyr said in a nice and calm manner.
“No those are Red Grapes” She replied to her in an innocent tone.
“No honey, these are tomatoes” Greena replied back to Daphne in a respectful caring tone.
“Nooo! They can’t be! Tomatoes are big and round and plump. Grapes are small and flat like my chest” Daphne replied to her.
“No girl, these are Tomatoes. Try one” Zephyr asked her while handing her one. The girl then pops one in her mouth and appears confused.
“Oh, my Yulee! I feel like an Idiot!” Daphne screams in shame.
“That’s because you are one!” a random adventurer screams from the crowd.
Both the girls laugh at her a little bit and then smile at her.
“Just wait here” Zephyr tells her.
Zephyr then walks up into the center of the crowd and whistles and tries to get everyone’s attention.
“Everyone! I need your Attention! Everyone please listen up!” Zephyr shouted while she quickly climbs up a tree and sits on top of a tree branch.
“I am Zephyr Thickmane, almost all of you have heard about me. I need help killing a boss that killed my boyfriend. I need to get his body back so we can Revive him. Anyone willing to join my cause” She shouts from the tree.
“What chamber did he die in?” A bald-headed man who had a 2-hand sword strapped to his back asked.
“The middle chamber thingy” She replied to him.
“Lady Thickmane, I don’t want to be that guy to tell you this, but that chamber is not your typical Dungeon. That chamber is classified as a Raid. If that ogre doesn’t kill you, the Demon Fatetrica will” He tells her.
“We killed the ogre, but That demon decimated Ryan. Look I didn’t know that it was a raid. But If you all are willing to group up for me and help me get my Boyfriends body back, I will be greatly appreciated” She pleads with everyone.
Everyone then looks at one another and starts whispering.
“Ahh what the hell I’m in, But I’ll only do it if we have a priest who has the spell [Purgatory] on them. But seeing how this is a level 15 to 25 dungeon area the odds of having a priest with that is pretty rare” Another man tells her.
“We have a Priest in our group that has that” Zephyr said while pointing to Greena. Greena then walks underneath her tree branch she was dangling her feet from and Buffs this man with [Purgatory]. The mans face lights up and he separates himself from the crowd. People start talking some more and then step out of the crowd and join them. When they had about 50 people on their side, Greena buffs everyone with [Purgatory] and they all start marching into the tunnel with Zephyr taking the lead.
As soon as they enter the tunnel, they see Citra Seducing a random adventurer. She was walking out of the tunnel with a guy who was under her charm. Zephyr suddenly stops the group and Grabs her.
“Citra, we need you like right now” Zephyr said while grabbing her by the arm and dragging her into the tunnel.
“Why whats going on?” Citra asked seeming confused.
“Ryan’s dead! We are going to grab his body before his Purgatory spell wears off. Please join us!” Zephyr begged her while trying to hide her hate for her.
“Sure, you don’t have to ask me twice” Citra said while looking at her.
Citra then looks the guy in the eyes that she seduced and snaps her fingers and the spell on him is broken. She then walks away from him leaving him puzzled and questioning on where he is and how he got here.
Meanwhile in Arcadia’s Room….
The song “Not The American Average” From Asking Alexandria was blasting on god like levels and Ryan and Arcadia were getting ready to have rough Sex with each other. They were both naked and kissing each other on the bed. Arcadia gets up while kissing him and starts running her nails aggressively down his back. Ryan who loved this then rams her back hard against the wall and this turns her on. He grabs her hair and pulls it and she gives him a sexy “Ahegao” face.
She then leads him toward the bed and she pulls him on top of her. They then start having sex. Ryan uses the Tempo of the song to guide him and Arcadia starts Screaming in pleasure and digging her nails into his skin. Ryan was displacing all his anger, sadness, and stress into her. She on the other hand was letting him take away all the years of abuse, neglect, and loneliness she has been force endure by Athena, Discordia, and all the other gods.
They both were really going at it.
Meanwhile in the main Realm Zephyr was leading the charge into Fatetricia’s chamber.
As soon as they enter the chamber Fear, Regret and Mother of War were waiting for them with full health. Zephyr saw Ryan’s body on top of a Pile of bones in the rear of the room that she put there when they left.
“You’re going down bitch!” Zephyr screams at them while pointing her daggers toward her 3 forms.
The two Twins Fear and Regret then smile at her.
Noodle then runs up and attacks Regret. A random crusader at the same then pulls Fear. Then the Battle starts. Regret sends a [Bolt of Regret] at Noodle and the strong earthshaking blast doesn’t faze him. He then plunges his sword into her, and she turns to Mist. Greena at this point then casts [Banish] on the mist and prevents it from being able traumatize people.
The Crusader on the other hand takes a direct hit from Fear with her [Bolt of Fear]. This sends the crusader running randomly around the room screaming comically in fear like a chicken with its head cut off.
Daphne see’s that this man was cursed with [Fear] and dispels this Debuff on him. As soon as she does this Noodle comes in and stabs Fear with his Sword. Greena then immediately anticipates her mist form and casts [Banish] on her.
This then left Mother of War standing alone in the back of the room. She leaves her gas mask on and slowly starts walking toward the raid of 50 people while charging up her devastating spell in both hands.
Meanwhile in Arcadia’s Room…
Ryan just gave Arcadia an Orgasm and she was screaming in joy. She then stops him from thrusting. She rolls away from him and hugs him and makes him cuddle with her.
“I know your not done yet, but please let me enjoy ever single second of this much needed orgasm honey” Arcadia told him while she leaned her head back and focused on the happy sensation in her body that this orgasm was bringing her. She breathed heavily and enjoyed the euphoria of this while she cuddled there quietly with Ryan. When her orgasm was over, she felt happy, and clear headed. She didn’t feel depressed and alone anymore. He made her believe that she had a purpose again.
She then looks into his eye and rolls back on top as the Song was coming to an end. Ryan then finishes up and dumps all his stress and anger into her. He doesn’t scream like her when he hit climax. But he just goes for a kiss. Arcadia on the other hand felt his load flooding into her. This makes her smile and she enjoys the warm sensation inside her. He stays inside her and just like her enjoys every little second of this orgasm. But as soon as his orgasm was over her was flooded with regret.
The Realization that he just cheated on Zephyr hits him harder than the instant concern of him hoping Arcadia doesn’t get pregnant from this.
“That was amazing” Arcadia said in a happy tone while getting up out of the bed and getting dressed.
Ryan on the other hand starts thinking about his choices just now.
Arcadia when she puts on her clothes leans over the bed and gives him another passionate kiss on the lips and runs her fingers through his hair. She then thinks hard about what an awesome guy like him deserves right now.
She then sends him another smile and giggles at him. She snaps her fingers and a Pizza appears in front of him. Along with a Monster Energy drink.
“Just for you my darling” She said as she looks at the hot pizza box that was covering up his junk.
Ryan then gets distracted at the fact this woman has given him what every guy wants after Sex. A hot meal that’s easy to eat and an ice-cold refreshment all from the comfort from the bed. He opens up the box and takes a slice of pizza and enjoys the flavor of this dish. He loves the fact she gives him things from his home world every time he comes here.
She then leans on her side and props her head up on of her hands and just gives him a loving stare. She then takes her free hand and grabs a slice of pizza and eats it while still shooting him a loving smile.
Meanwhile in Fatetricia’s lair…
Greena, Zephyr, Noodle, Daphne, Citra, and Kannell were dodging attacks and screaming in fear.
They were steeping over bodies of the dead raid members that Mother of War Decimated. Everyone in the room was dead besides them.
“This was a bad idea! Zephyr!” Greena screamed while trying to outrun a blast from Mother of War
“I didn’t expect them to fall this fast!” Zephyr screamed in fear for her life as she ran around the room dodging attacks”
“This bitch is tougher than I am!” Citra screamed while Leaping into the air in her succubus form trying to evade and attack. Mother of war anticipates her position and knocks her out of the air.
“I’m too Young and Pretty to die!” Daphne screams as she casts [Holy shield] on herself. Before getting bombed by one Mother of War’s blasts. The blast sends Daphne flying into the wall critically hurt. She then stands up and casts [Blue Light] on herself.
“Ugg I’m out of mana again!” Daphne screams.
“Again? You only casted like 5 spells! How are you building your stats?!” Kannell screams as she throws her a flask of water.
“I purely build spell power” She Replies back to Kannell as she chugs down the water.
“You don’t build intel?” Kannell asks her as she activates [Mana Shield] to anticipate another attack from Mother of War
“No, I don’t. I mean Who needs Mana when you got spell power?” Daphne replies to her.
Everyone then just shoots her a cold stare.
“Oh my god Zephyr this girl is dumber than a box of Rocks!” Kannell screams in frustration at her.
“Wait huh? What do you mean?” Daphne asked seeming confused.
“You’re a spell caster! Your supposed to Build Intel up along with your Spell power! You were one of the Designated healers for this Raid! This is why nobody wants to Group with you! You’re more useless then my boyfriend!” Kannell screams at her in Drill sergeant mode.
“Ya and that’s saying a lot!” Noodle shouts at her.
“Oh my god I fucked up! We’re all going to Die and it’s going to be all my fault!” Zephyr cries out in fear and shame while Mother of War charges up a spell at Zephyr.
Then out of nowhere the magic barrier by the entrance of the chamber shatters like glass. A tall large woman wearing a long cult like White and Gold robe with a hood over her face then walks through it. She then walks toward Mother of War.
The woman who had her head down then casted [Intimidation] and [Silence] on her which stopped her from firing her attack at Zephyr. The demon then focus’s her attention to this woman.
As she walks up to Mother of War, she pulls out her sword that tucked underneath her robe. Everyone then stares at her and her blade that had the letters “WCAR” inscribed on her sword. The mysterious woman then stabs Mother of War through the chest and injects a holy spell into her from the blade. This then shatters her into a billon black colored glass pieces. The woman then walks over to Ryan’s body and picks it up off the mound of bones it was laying on top of. She carries the body in her arms and starts walking toward the middle of the room with it.
She heals up the big giant mortal wound that was in his chest then casts [Revive] on him while patting his head like it was cute kitten that was asleep. After she casted her spell, she then gets up and she walks toward the exit of this chamber. As she leaves the room, she throws her arm out in a wide motion and all the body’s of the Raid members that died start to emit a glowing yellow calming light. They all then wake up fully revived.
While everyone was confused about what they just saw, Daphne walks up to the pile of black shattered glass that was on the ground and gently starts sifting through it. Everyone then gets up off the ground and gives Daphne a pissed off look.
“Fuck this shit I’m out! I’m not doing a Raid with that dumb ass bitch!” A woman said as she got up off the ground and headed toward the entrance.
“I’m sorry Lady Thickmane but We agree with her. We’re out of here” A man said while headed toward the exit.
“It’s fine we already defeated the boss. You all are free to take all the loot if you want. We just wanted this guy back” Zephyr said while pointing down at Ryan’s dead body. Upon hearing that everyone runs toward the back wall of the room and they started raiding through all the collected armor, weapons, and goodies from all the dead Adventurers that Fatetricia has killed in the past that she had in a pile.
Meanwhile back in Arcadia’s Respawn room…
Ryan and Arcadia were cuddling and eating pizza when he heard the Respawn horn blowing in the room.
A portal to the outside realm then opens up in front of the bed.
“Well I guess it’s time for you to go” Arcadia said while kissing him again on the lips.
“Finish your Monster dear” Arcadia said while sitting up and spawning in a Hairbrush in her hand. She then proceeds to fix her messy hair.
Ryan smiles at her and chugs the whole thing quickly and then closes the pizza box. He gets up and puts on his clothes.
“I feel bad for cheating on Zephyr” He tells her.
“I feel kind of bad too but let’s just keep this a secret. I wouldn’t worry about it. We both needed this. I honestly needed it more then you. I feel like I can think one thousand times more clearer now that you “Pierced my Vail ”. She said in a perverted playful tone.
“I’m honestly glad that we did it too. But you know this isn’t fair to Zephyr. I really hope she doesn’t find out” He asked her.
“She won’t. I promise you no one will know what we did here today. If you keep a calm head, this won’t end up like the ending to Not The American Average” She tells him while giving him another hug.
Ryan then thinks about what she means and runs the song through his head real fast.
“With my luck, all this Breathing and Grasping we just did here WILL lead to a messy ending” Ryan tells her in a concerned tone.
“Dude chill out. You made a best friend here. I promise you nothing bad going to happen” She said while throwing her arms over him and hugging him tight.
“You’re the best Emo-Scene goddess I have ever met. I’m glade to have you in my life” He told her while placing his head into her chest.
“Call me a scene poser one more time, and we are going to have problems. I Identify as Emo you Mudak!” she told to him in a playful Russian tone.
“When you switch to your Russian accent that is just so damn cute” He told her wrapping some of her Green and blue hair around his finger.
“Oh, really now?” She said while smirking at him.
“YA milyy russkiy shpion, rasskazhi mne vse sekrety pravitel'stva” She told him in Russian while placing her hands on her hips.
“Oh my god I don’t know what you said but that is just so damn sexy!” Ryan told to her in an excited tone while kissing her on the lips.
“I said, “I am Cute Russian Spy, tell me all your government secrets” She told him in an extreamly heavy sexy Russian accent.
“Oh, If I didn’t have to go, I’d double tap you right now” He told her sounding extreamly turned on.
“I mean, you don’t have to go NOW, we could do it if you wanted to. That respawn portal expires in like Three to four hours.” She tells him with her normal Russian-American accent.
“Nah that’s fine. Zephyr might kill me, or Carve “Property of Zephyr Sentry Thickmane No Trespassing” below my waist again if I keep her waiting”
“Well that’s a good reason to NOT keep Zephyr waiting. Give her a kiss for me when you get back there for me” Arcadia said with a big smile.
“Alrighty. Thanks for being awesome and understanding” He tells her while headed toward the portal.
“Bye Ryan-sputin!” she said jokingly as he walks through the portal with a smile on his face
As soon as he walks through the portal everything goes dark and he feels lightheaded in his original body. As he opens his eyes everything was blurry and foggy, He then sees Zephyr’s cute face hovering over him. He could also smell her peach scented perfume.
When she sees his eyes open, she smiles at her.
“Baby I just had a strange dream. I got my ass handed to me by a demon” Ryan said while looking her in her eyes.
“Ha, your funny I would never let that happen to you” Zephyr said teasingly while kissing him on the lips.
“How long was I out?” He asked her.
“About 3 and a half hours” She responded back to him while he notices the crowd of 50 people grabbing what they could get in the back of the room and running out the exit with it.
“What did I miss?” He asked her.
“Turns out, when I let my dagger choose what chamber we should walk down, I accidently choose a Raid Chamber” She tells him in a guilty tone.
“So that Shade bitch was a raid boss the whole time?” He asked her.
“Yep. We had to flee out of the room and think of a Strategy to get your body back. We learned about this being a raid and got like 50 people together and almost go our ass handed to us. We were just saved by some high-level crusader like 15 minutes ago. Oh ya, before I forget. I grabbed your phone from your body so the demon couldn’t get a hold of it. Here you go” Zephyr tells him while handing it to him.
“Ahh that’s good. I’m happy to be back here. Look before the night is over, let’s have a talk about me keeping Citra as a pet. I was being a dick when I told you she is staying bound to me. I’d like to have your input on her, and we can work out a deal we are both happy with” He tells her.
“Oh, I’m not mad anymore. When that demon blasted you to kingdom come, I kind of lost my grudge against you and called it even. Citra actually fought with us again and saved my ass a few times. I will allow you to keep her” Zephyr told him while walking her fingers up his chest to his chin.
As she does that, he looks behind her and sees a Woman who looks just like Belle Delphine sifting through broken glass with her staff.
“Hey, whats that thing?” Ryan said sarcastically while pointing to her
“Hey I found it!” Daphne shouts in a squeaky and excited tone.
“Found what?” Zephyr asks her.
“The item that Yulee sent me to go find!” She then raises her hand in the air with the item.
She was holding a Glass hammer
“Yulee sent you go find one of those?” Zephyr asked her seeming confused
“Yep!” She also Sent me on a quest to go find some Polka-Dot paint, A Left-Handed screwdriver, a can of compass oil, a can of elbow grease, and a bucket of steam!” She said while putting the glass hammer in her backpack.
“Excuse me, but what is that “Thing” doing here?” Ryan asked seeming confused and terrified
“You mean Daphne?” Zephyr asked him seeming confused.
“Her… Her name is Daphne? Oh Jinkies!” Ryan said as he hops up off the ground in fear.
“Hey guys, do you mind if I tag along with you? I have one last item on my list for Yulee” She asked them.
Zephyr looks over at her party members who were giving her the “Don’t You Dare Look”
“Umm What item are you looking for?” Zephyr asked her trying to remain nice.
“I Need a Red herring. Hehe” She told her while giving her an innocent smile.
“I have one of those actually” Zephyr said while smiling at her and discreetly letting out a sigh of Relief.
She then reaches into her bag and hands her the Red Herring.
“Sweet thank you guys so much! Now I have all the items I need for Yulee to make me one of her Generals!” She said in a sweet and cute tone.
“Wait What?!” Ryan asked sounding alarmed.
“Ya, before Mriya kicked Yulee out of Palmlandia I approached Yulee and asked her if I could become one of her Generals. She liked scanned me and shook her head in what appeared to be excitement. She then told me “Sure, if you can get me everything on this list, I’ll make you a General”. I been working weelly weelly hard for like 7 months and now I have all the items on her list! Thank you all so much!” Daphne said in a sweet and innocent tone.
She then gives Zephyr a hug and starts chanting “La-La-La-La” and skipping toward the entrance.
Ryan then takes out his phone and Scans her as she skips away.
“Sound like Yulee sent her on a fool’s Errand” Kannell said as puts some cute Azure colored gem earrings in her ears that she got from the “Pile”
“Umm I don’t think Yulee expected her to come back with those Items” Zephyr said while laughing her ass off.
“Can you Imagine her face when she Indeed’s shows up to her with those items?” Noodle asked while giggling.
“She’s so gullible! I really don’t know how Yulee is going to respond to this!” Greena said while giggling along with the others.
Really alarmed that she’s in this game world Ryan then then looks at what the App pulled up.
Name: Daphne Erica Bell
Level 69
Race: Human
Scientific name: Homo sapien
Genus: Daddyissueeris
Family: E-Girl
Order: Yulee
Class: Priest (Dispersion)
Stats: Vitality: 20 Strength:6 Intel:5 Agility:9 Spirit:12 Spell power 124 Precision:10
Armor Rating: 70 (+50 with Active Buff) Mobility:100 Luck:42 Skill/Spell Improvement: [Holy Sheild] 20 [Mass heal] 10 [Multi-Cast] 5
Ryan then hands his phone to Zephyr and walks away. As he does that everyone gathers around and reads the stats, he pulled up for her. They all then burst out laughing.
“How does this dumb bitch only have 5 intel? Kannell asks in disbelief while bursting out laughing.
“How the hell do you Pronounce her Genus?” Zephyr asked while giggling.
“Better question to ask is what the hell is an E-girl?” Kannell replied to her. Everyone then starts laughing their ass off and decide to head for the Exit. Zephyr who was laughing still hugs Ryan from behind and tells him “I love you” She then leans her head on him, and they all walk outside.
When they get outside Ryan then turns to Kannell.
“So, you ready to Teleport us to Greenbriar?” He asks her.
“Can’t. I used my Teleportation spell up for an emergency exit out of there” She tells him as they stare at the sun going down over the mountain ridge.
A mage then taps Ryan on the shoulder.
“I’m going to Greenbriar, you all want to join me? A female Elf asked him.
“Sure would!” Ryan replies to her.
“Cool! I’m happy I got a new enchanted leather robe from that room. You guys can join me free of charge” she told him. Ryan then looks over at Greena and Noodle and Whistles at them.
They all gather around her and she teleports them over to the next city.
When they arrive in Greenbriar, Ryan was instantly confused by his surroundings.
Greenbriar was an Elf city that was built on a network of massive trees. The girl Teleported them outside her house, and they were about 60 feet up in the air.
“Guys follow me, I know this town really good!” Greena said while a confident smile. She then leads everyone around a maze of super huge tree branches that connected the trees together. They follow her around this labyrinth of branches and then they start walking up a massively curved tree branch. Greena then walks inside an Inn that was on that Tier of the tree and Greena starts talking to a young elf woman in her native tongue. She then puts down some gold on the counter and Greena guides everyone to their rooms. Ryan, Zephyr and Greena get 1 two bedroom and Kannell and Joseph get their own room. They all then put down all their stuff in the room and Greena guides them down around the labyrinth of branches to the hot springs. They all then take an open mixed bath with 6 other people they don’t know and just relax. When they were done, they all get dressed and follow Greena back to their rooms. Then they all go to sleep to get ready for the load they have to move in the morning.