The group of 4 walk to the next Town over and Notice a huge River nearby. The River and Trees near by looked extreamly Relaxing, and up head was a small town with maybe like 20 residents. The small town of country folk were all sitting out in front of the General store and talking to each other and waved at the 4 of them as they passed through the town. Before they left the town Kannell remembers something about this town.
"Hang on guys I will be right back" She said as she signals them to hold on for a little bit.
She runs inside the general store and no less then 2 minutes she runs out with a Jug full of Moonshine and some Magic potions.
"What the hell are you doing?!" Ryan asked her while staring at the Jug of moonshine in her hand.
"Helping Support Small Business!" She said while smiling at him. She then Toss's everyone a Magic potion.
"No, I mean that jug of Moonshine! Don't you already have a bottle of Rum? Plus, it's a little too early to start drinking don't you think?" Ryan asked her seeming concerned.
"This stuff isn't Just for Drinking bro, it's a great fuel for the Lanterns we are going to use in the dungeon" She told him with a smile.
"Huh?" He asked her seeming a little confused.
"I'll Show you when we get there. I talked to them and they told me the Entrance is about a half mile that way" She said while pointing toward the river.
The 4 of them then follow the river and Arrive at a Cave that had 40 people outside of it holding unlit torches and getting teams together.
"Party of 4 needing Healer! No Druids Please!" Somone yells.
"Party of 3 needing 2 Damage dealers! No Ninjas or Huntards please! We had a bad experience last round!" Another person screamed.
"Level 42 healer here selling Purgatory Buffs! 50 gold per buff! No Refunds!" Another person Screamed
"Level 80 Crusader here Selling Carries! Bigger Boobs = Lower Prices!!! Come on and Show me the money!" A man with huge abs and no shirt on Screamed while holding a Massive Sword over his shoulder. The size of his sword made the man look like he was Overcompensating for something.
"Fire mage that wants to go "Bang Bang Boom!" Looking for Group!" Another person screams.
"Level 28 Tank with Decent Gear looking for Group!" Somone screams.
Immediately Ryan runs up to them and Greats them.
"Hey, we are needing a Tank. You want to join us?" Ryan asks this guy.
"Oh Boy! Absolutely! I'd love to join you guys." He said while picking up his Sword and Shield.
"You guys are Picking that guy? Are you guys Crazy??!" A Well-endowed woman with Red and Green armor said with a Concerned tone.
Ryan examines this guy, and he looks like someone who looked very Familiar to him. The guy Resembled Ronnie Radke. He looked around 26, was 6 foot 1 and had long black hair rocker hair.
Kannell walks up to the guy and looks at him and Glares at him.
"What the Hell are you doing here?" Kannell screamed.
"Oh, Hey. Didn't expect to meet you here." He Said.
"What is that supposed to mean? You didn't get your head torn off by her yet?" Kannell Shoots back at him.
"For your Information nothing happened between us like I told you countless times!" He shouted to her.
"Yaaa, Sure. "NOTHING" happened between you guys. Just like nothing happened between you and your boyfriend in Prison Asshole" Kannell snapped back with her hands on her hips.
"I see your still a Stuck-up Bitch, Hows your Husband? Did he get tired and leave you Yet? He shot back.
"Oh, you so didn't go there!" Kannell said while dropping her things and tackling him to the ground.
Ryan was getting ready to jump in but wanted to see how good of a Tank this guy was. If he can hold off this Special Forces Operative, then he can hold off ANYTHING.
She starts punching him and starts to Grab his arms, he then Tries to roll out from under her but couldn't. The other 40 Adventurers in the area was watching this and laughing. As it turned out this guy can't fight and was getting his Ass kicked Kannell.
When he got a break, he rolled over on top of Kannell and grabbed her Arms.
"This is Literally the same Exact situation and position we were in when you Walked in on us Kannell!" He said while Restraining her arms.
"Bullshit! She had her Shirt off! You were banging her before I got home!" Kannell said while trying to get her legs in a position to kick in the nuts.
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"That's because I Accidently Ripped it off! She was trying to attack me when I told her to go home!" He screamed while getting control of her legs.
Kannell gets an Arm Free and Grabs his Shield and Hits him upside the head with it. This knocks him off of her. She then gets up and starts beating him in the head with it. The noise his shield made when she hit him with it made this very comical.
"Yaa Keep beating his Ass lady! This Idiot Made Us Wipe 4 days ago!" A young woman screamed and cheered.
"Yaa Keeping Beating his Ass! That Idiot Ran into the wrong Room when we weren't ready and got us all Killed!" Another woman screamed.
"Alexis! You guys said you guys were ready!" He screamed in a distressed tone while Kannell hit him again in the face with his shield.
"You Ran into the Wrong Damn room asshole Were you not listening to Katrina?" She screamed while he dodged an attack from Kannell.
"I WAS Listening, but that Speech and plan was like an HOUR Long!" He screamed while Grabbing Kannell's Arm and Shoulder throwing her to the ground.
Suddenly everyone Gasped at him.
Kannell from the Ground laughs at him and gets up. She walks over to him and Grabs his Arm and blasts him toward a Tree. When he hits the Tree, you heard a super hard Crack. You couldn't tell it that was his back, or the Tree. Be he then Gets up and Charges at her and Dodges an [Arcane Shockwave] Attack from her. He then Tackles her to the ground gets control of her arms again.
"Kannell Will you just calm down! I'm not the Enemy right now! Let's be fucking Adults here and Chill out. Look Your stronger then me, I'll admit that, and there is no doubt that you're going to win this fight, but please lets stop Pointing the blame on what happened that night before we Lose out minds again" He told her while letting go of her arms and Pulling her up on her feet.
"She Shoves him down on his Ass and collects her stuff.
"Ryan We are NOT using Joseph as a Tank! I Refuse to have him in this Party!" She told Ryan.
Ryan Rolls his eyes and Agrees with her. I mean let's face it, He got his Ass beat by her.
He then Spends 2 hours looking for another Tank but no luck.
He comes across a Level 15 tank, but the Guy refused to cooperate with a Shadow Priest as a healer. Feeling annoyed they were not going anywhere Ryan pulls Kannell by the hand and drags her toward Joseph who was Sharpening his Sword with a Stone.
"You Two kiss and make up, because if I don't get a tank in the next 10 minutes, he's going with us" Ryan screamed at her.
"Fuck no! Look I'll fucking tank this shit lets just go" She told him while walking away from her.
"No, you're a Squishy Mage, we are using him. He's around your our Level and has got Decent gear on. You just play nice for 2 hours and we probably wont ever see each other again okay?" Ryan told her.
"No fuck that! Do you know how he builds his Stats?" She told him in a disgruntled tone.
"How he builds them doesn't matter right now. I want a Tank. Joseph Welcome Aboard" Ryan said while shacking his hand.
"Oh, it matters hows he Builds his stats Ryan! IT FUCKING MATTERS " Kannell screamed in annoyance.
"I don't want to hear another word of this. We're leaving now. Tell you what why you don't Drink some of your Rocket fuel, and chill out" Ryan told her While Crossing his arms.
"Rocket What?" Kannell asked him seeming confused.
"Drink some of your White lighting" He told her while pointing to the Jug of Moonshine.
"Oh, you mean my White Whiskey?" She said while picking up the jar.
Suddenly Joseph walks up to her and rips it from her hands and takes a few mouth full's of the stuff and starts coughing.
"Holy shit! That's some good Hooch!" He said while handing it to her.
She shoots him a "How Dare you" Look and takes 5 gulps of the stuff. Then starts coughing.
"Damn dude this is some Really good Ruckus Juice!" She said while Coughing some more.
"You Feel better now? Are you going to put up with Joseph for an hour or two?" Ryan asked her.
"Sure, I'll put up with Noodle for a while" she said with a demented smile.
"Aww you Remember my Nickname. So, you do have a heart" He said sarcastically.
"Stop trying so hard rub that in my face bro. Oh wait, that's what You told your Cellmate from Prison on a daily Basis" She said in a Smart-ass tone.
"Would we stop talking about me going to Prison for 2 years? Yes, I fucked up after you broke up with me, but we both know I treated you fucking right prior to that!" He told her while Picking up his Sword and Shield and Stomping toward the Entrance of the Cave.
"Wait what did you go to prison for?" Ryan asked Kannell.
"He Accidently got caught up in being involved in a murder outside of the Guillotine PvP zone on the Faterra Side. Supposedly His Party members were being pursued through the PVP zone, and when they left the border zone of it, the pursuing party tried to kill them, and another person in his party dropped that man's ass. But with his teammate doing that, that made Joseph be in "The Wrong Place, At the Wrong time" When Faterrian Royal Guards arrested them. Kannell said while leaning down and conjuring 3 Lanterns and Filling them with Left over "Fire Water." She Then hands Ryan, Greena and picks up the last one for herself.
"Wow, 2 years? That's pretty lenient don't you think?" Ryan asked her.
"Oh, he didn't Serve the full 20 years he was sentenced to. I busted him out of Prison during a night op one of my HVT's was stationed at" She told him.
"Wait Really?" Ryan said sounding impressed.
"Yes, this bitch helped me Escape from Faterra. I been living in my Home country of Gnillàf Territory for the past year thanks to her" He told Ryan as they all start walking down into the Cool wet moist cave.
"That sounds like a really nice thing she did for you, but why are you two Still at each other's necks?" Zephyr asks seeming confused.
"He fucking Cheated on me! That's why!" Kannell screamed in anger. Her voice was heard echoing off the walls.
"If I cheated on You, then why did bust me out of Prison! You know damn well That's not True!" He Screamed.
"I felt bad for you dude I told you that! But Even then, I told you not to hang around that bitch! While I was out on Deployment! You forgot I could Teleport back home anytime I want, didn't you?!" She yells at him.
"Yes look, in hindsight being Friends with her was a bad idea, and you teleporting in when you did, sure didn't help me win that fight either" He told her.
"Damn right it didn't. I held you down and let her beat your ass. Then I beat her ass for that damn Bite mark on your neck!"
"But that Bite mark didn't mean I banged her! She was trying to get black mail me!" He told her as they went further down into cavern.
'You fucking know what, these Situations in the past are Irrelevant now. You're Still fucking lying to yourself. That night You got your team killed and took all your anger on me. Your Still fucking broken because of it. I stayed Loyal to you and you know that! I also treated you better than your last husband too. I accepted the fact your job kept you away from home and all around the country, while he got pissed off and left you because of it." Joseph told her while taking the lead into the dark.
Everyone looked at Kannell and she had a look on her face that was unexplainable. It appeared he Shut her up. She pulls out the bottle of Moonshine and takes 4 more swigs of it and puts it back in Zephyrs bag, she was Silent for the next 8 minutes.