In the morning when Ryan Woke up. He wakes up all alone in this tent feeling a lot better. He looks around for Zephyr and she wasn’t here. He gets up and walks outside and finds everyone laying face down in the dirt exhausted. Noodle had his back against the wheel of the cart and the rest of the girls were just dead asleep and tired.

“What happened last night?” Ryan asked Noodle.

“We fought like hell all night. Wild beasts were trying to attack you for some damn reason. I’m so exhausted but stayed up all night keeping you safe dude” Noodle said while standing up and looking at the sun that was peaking over the Horizon.

“What the?” Noodle asked seeming confused.

“Kannell! wake up!” Noodle shouted at her seeming extreamly frightened.

Kannell then wakes up and pushes herself off the ground in a hurry.

“What? Whats wrong!” Kannell replies to him in a panicked and Groggy like state

Noodle then points up at the top of Ryan’s head.

Kannell’s jaw drops.  

That Awesome Face emoji grew to 20 stories tall

Ryan who was oblivious to this, walks away from the group to go take a piss on a nearby tree.

As Ryan starts to pee, he Screams in pain. This wakes Zephyr up who was laying face down in a bush 20 feet from him.

When she looks over at him, she sees the 200-foot-tall Awesome Face emoji just hovering over him.

When Ryan empties his bladder, he walks back to the cart and hops on.

“You guys ready to go?” Ryan asked them.

Kannell doesn’t say a word and wakes up Greena. The first thing she sees when she opens her eyes is Kannell pointing to the Awesome Face emoji that was towering in the sky above his head.

“What the hell?” Greena said seeming very confused.

“Umm Ryan my darling…look up” Zephyr tells Ryan in a confused and genuinely concerned voice.

Ryan looks up and sees it.

“What The FUCK?!” Ryan screamed in shock upon seeing this.

“How did it grow to the size of a Skyscraper?” Ryan yelled in shock

“It had to of been sometime last night” Noodle told him.

Out of nowhere without warning a Flock of pissed off Vultures come flying down out of the air and start attacking him.

“Ahhh Mother Fu…” Ryan screams as he gets knocked down on the ground. He then looks at the next wave coming in to attack him and he fires up [Ball Lightning] In Fire mode. He launches the ball out from him and Detonates it in midair knocking 25 of them out of the air.

“Fuck it lets get ready to go” Ryan said as he hops out of the Cart and starts quickly dismantling the tent.

As soon as he brings it down another swarm of Wild boars come running and charging at the group.

Ryan sees them charging at him and he fires up another [Ball Lighting] Spell and fires it at them. He blasts them to pieces, and they hop in the cart. But right before Ryan gets in the cart he hears screaming inside his head.

“Ryan! I need help! She’s here! Get me out of here! Please!” Citra called out to him telepathically. Ryan who was confused that She could communicate with him like this, hops out and starts summoning her.

“Great! This is turning out to be a hell of a morning” Ryan said as he channels a black flame from his hand.

“Wait what do you mean?” Zephyr asked him.

“Citra is in trouble shes calling out for a summon” Ryan replies to her.

Ryan then draws a black colored flame circle on the ground and Citra comes running out of it. All bruised and beaten.

“THANK YOU!!!” Citra shouts at him appearing very distressed and thankful.

She then looks up at him and sees it.

“What is that?” Citra asked seeming confused.

“I have no idea! Do you know what this is?” He asked her.

“I have no idea” Citra replied to him as she sees a pissed off panther charging his way.

Zephyr who sees this goes to intercept it and stabs it in the heart and slits it throat.

“This is getting Old let’s get the fuck out of here!’ Zephyr screams. Everyone then hops on the cart and they get rolling.

They travel in peace for a good 30 minutes then a whole bunch of more wild beasts come charging at them.

“Citra, we are tired as hell please take care of them for us” Zephyr demanded.

Citra smiles at her and takes off flying in her succubus form with her swords in her arms. After she was done taking care of them, she then lands back on back of the cart.

“All finished. Whats in these creates?” Citra asked them all.

“We are carrying 20,000 pounds of Nectar” Ryan tells her while bringing the cart to a stop.

“Damn it I have to pee again!” Ryan tells everyone while hoping out to walk over to the nearest bush.

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As soon as he starts letting the flow out, he screams in pain again.

“God damn it!” Ryan screams in annoyance and in pain while he pees on the bush.

While he was still urinating 5 more vultures dive down on him without warning and attack him.

Annoyed Ryan just straight up casts [Ball Lightning] on Fire mode again and detonates the spell blasts them out of the air before they can dive bomb him again.

Ryan then walks back to the cart with his hands all balled up and angry. He then hops in the driver seat and he gets the Gatorboars moving again

They travel 2 hours in peace and Ryan has to pee again. Everyone at this time were all dead asleep besides Ryan and Citra.

He hops back off the cart to go water a Tree. As he pulls it out and lets the flow begin, he screams again in pain. Then as soon as he was done with that, he walks back to the cart but gets his ass knocked down by a weird beast.

This monster jumped out of the tree and landed on him and started bite him and also punch him. Ryan rolls over to the side and kicks it off of him and jumps back to his feet.

“No way” Ryan said as he looks at this beast. He was just about to fight the one and only beast that strikes fear into the heart of everyone. The mythical beast that no one thought existed. The one beast that they said was a super surreal and unstoppable foe.

Ryan was staring at Manbearpig

“Shit! Shit!! Shit!!!” Ryan screamed as he ran back to the cart.

“Citra!!!!!” Ryan screamed in distress.

Ryan then gets his ass tackled down by Manbearpig and starts getting the shit beat out of him. Citra then comes flying out of the sky. She dives down with her 2 swords and plunges them into this beasts heart. The beast then lets out a demonic squeal of pain. Then there was a fiery explosion that shoot out of Manbearspig’s chest that sent Ryan and Citra blasting back at an extreme velocity into the side of the cart. Ryan gets the breath knocked out of him and Manbearpig bursts into flames and ashes at this point. Ryan’s Eyes then glow blue revealing that he had leveled up. Then out of nowhere more vultures dive down and attack him.

“Oh come on!” Ryan screams.

They ride for 3 more hours and the random attacks make Ryan think of a rash choice. They were about to take a fork in the road. One road would add 9 more hours to the trip to Miseryland but would avoid the Disturbia Anarchy territory and the other road if they kept at it would let them arrive there in the next 3 to 4 hours.

Ryan goes down the anarchy road path instead since he was getting extreamly pissed off with all these random encounters.

“Why are we going this way?” Citra asked seeming alarmed.

“I’m getting pissed at getting attacked all the damn time. I want to finish this load up and see what the hell this thing is!” Ryan shout back to her in a pissy fit.

Ryan then stops the cart again.

“Ugg I have to pee again!” Ryan tells her as he hops out.

She then hears him screaming in pain again from the distance.

“Ugg God Damn it!” Ryan screams.

Ryan who was extreamly pissed at these random encounters, his stomach feeling weird, and the fact that it hurts when he pee’s scans himself with his phone.

He sees his stat’s and his health, and mana bar, and his Experience bar. He then sees something that was weird. He sees a weird Purple skull under his stats. He taps on it and gets more info It read:

“Curse active: Divine Chlamydia

Curse Effect: Makes all creatures within a half mile radius attack person affected with this curse. Also increases Spirit by 40%,Damage increased by 77%, and also Increases Experience Gained by 69%    Other info: Afflicted suffers from Painful Urination

As soon a Ryan saw that he looks up at the Awesome Face emoji lost for words.

“Oh, you have to be FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!” Ryan cried out Shame

“Arcadia! You have some fucking explaining to do!” Ryan screams in a prayer to her.

                                                       Meanwhile In Arcadia’s Room

Arcadia was on her Throne reading “Rosario + Vampire” and listening to “Another Song About The Weekend” by A Day To Remember when she got the angry prayer fly into her head. She marks the page she was on and closes the book up and puts it on her lap. She then opens up a view screen down to the surface and sees Ryan staring up at the sky giving her the finger.

She sees this massive emoji over his head and tilts her head in confusion. She then zooms in on his cellphone That’s when she saw it.

“Curse Active: Divine Chlamydia”

She drops her book on the floor and her eyes shoot wide open.

“I thought I had that taken care of!!!” Arcadia shouts felling embarrassed.

She then gets up and paces around her room freaking out.

“No! No!! No!!! this can’t be happening! This is not going to end well for both of us!” Arcadia screamed in shame. She then falls on the floor and covers her head.

“Oh my god Ryan’s going hate me now! I fucking hate you Discordia!” Arcadia screams in rage.

After she takes a few breaths she then tries to calm her mind. She walks around her room trying to think of a solution to this.

“I can probably fix this before anything else happens” Arcadia tells herself.

Arcadia then summons forth her “Game Guide” and starts reading through it for a solution on how to fix this. She starts to feel very overwhelmed with embarrassment and starts quickly flipping through pages in a hurry.

                                     Meanwhile back on the main Realm

Ryan who discovered that Arcadia wasn’t as “Innocent” as she appeared to be, then stomps in rage back to the cart while trying to hide his discovery.

“Whats wrong Ryan?” Citra asked him while Climbing up top of the creates.

“Nothings wrong Citra let’s just get through here as fast as we can” He tells her as he takes hold of the Reins. They then get moving again at 10 miles an hour.

“You seem like there is something on your mind. What’s wrong?” She asked out of concern.

“My cuts from those last attacks are starting to sting. It’s just getting annoying” Ryan told her.

“Oh, okay then” Citra said while looking up at that massive emoji above his head.

She then looks at everyone who was dead asleep in the front of the cart.

They keep rolling through the Anarchy zone and for the first hour there were no problems.

Then on the 2nd hour all hell broke loose

Ryan saw a swarm of 50 men coming their way. He then sends Citra up head to intercept them.

“Zephyr! Kannell Greena! Noodle! Wake up we’re under attack get ready!” He shouts to them

Everyone then wakes up groggy and yawning.

“Whats the matter?” Zephyr said while waking up and throwing her arms around him.

“We’re cutting through the Anarchy Zone!” He tells them.

“Wait what? Why would you do such a thing like that? Kannell yells out him still half asleep.

“I’m tired of getting attacked by animals! I want to deliver this shit as fast as possible. This is a short cut to Miseryland” He tells her.

“So, you traded the risk for being attacked by animals for people. SMART” Kannell said sarcastically while yawning.

Everyone then wakes up and arms themselves with an annoyed face at Ryan.

When they reach the blockade of people who were getting their ass’s decimated by Citra they hop out and join her. Kannell spams [Arcane Shockwave], Ryan charges up [Ball Lightning] in Electric stun mode and Zephyr gets up close and personally and starts executing the people Ryan stunned.

When they drop this wall of people, they all then hop on and Continue on with their journey. Ryan sends Citra up ahead to scout a good path away they can take that wouldn’t bring them near any people or Towns. She flies up ahead and reports back to him.

“We got like 60 more people coming to you!’ She tells Ryan.

“Wait how?” Ryan asked seeming confused.

“Probably because of that thing” She said while pointing to his Awesome face emoji.

“Fine we will just take them head on” Ryan tells her.

Then out of no where Citra gets tackled out of the air by another Succubus. She hits the ground really hard and the impact knocks the breath out of her and the weapons out of her hands. When Citra gets back up on her feet, she sees her worst enemy right in front of her.

Lilith was here.