When Zephyr walks outside the bathroom, she goes out to the living room and notices Liz reading a Book to Zara. She walks by them and tracks down Ryan.
He was outside in the back yard by the giant lake and was sitting by Kannell and Noodle. Noodle had a fishing pole in his hand and was cast out into the water. They all were talking among themselves when she arrived.
“What are you all talking about?” Zephyr asks as she takes a seat next to Ryan
“I just got done telling them about my morning. I ended up getting my Ass robbed, but the robbers ended up underestimating me and what I knew. Long story short I ended up giving him both of them a very bad day” Kannell told him while taking a sip of left-over Iced Tea.
“what happened with your visit with the Queen how did that go?” Ryan asks her.
“That's classified really can't talk about it” she asked him.
Suddenly Misty hurries out to them.
“Lady Thickmane, you have a visitor” Misty told her.
“Who is it?” She asks her.
Upon saying that, she sees her Mother and her Father walking to them.
Ryan and Zephyr get up and walk over to them.
Zephyr’s Mother was a tall and fit Furry cat like humanoid with a cat face, and Fur all over her body, and
Her father was a Large Furry Wolf like humanoid. Zephyr didn’t look like her parents at all. She was 90% human with no fur, but just had cat ears, cat teeth, and her father’s thick bushy tail.
“Zephyr how are you dear” her Mother Arianna Asked.
“Oh, looks like you two have been busy” Her Father Bruce snickered in a pervy tone while looking at all the fresh bite marks, and Hickes all over Ryan’s neck.
“Zephyr Do you mind teleporting home? We need to talk to you” Her mother asked her.
“Sure Mom, Ryan you want to come with me?” She asked him with a smile.
“Sure, why not?” He replied.
Noodle, and Kannell then walk over to them and bow down at them.
“King and Queen Thickmane, it’s nice to meet you two” Noodle said with a smile.
“ It must be nice to be able visit Tourterra during winter ehh? Hows the Wyozonia Winter right now?” Noodle said while shaking Bruce’s Hand.
“Oh, its Bad right now. We go through every kind of Snow there is during the winter. We get the Little bitty stingin’ Snow, big ol’ fat Snow, Snow that fly’s in sideways, and sometimes Snow that even seems to come straight up, from underneath. Shoot, it even Snow’s at night.” Bruce tells him in a Joking manner.
“Oh Ya, I know what you mean. I’m From Gnillàf, and Its brutal there too in the winter. But you all have mountains, so has to be way worse” Noodle told him.
“Ya, we are like 13,000 feet above sea level at the highest point, and who knows how low that Void leads to at its lowest point” Bruce said cheerfully while shrugging his shoulders in question.
“Ya Gnillàf is flatter than the ocean except for a few hills, but Ya I always wondered about yall’s damn hole. I want to see it when the weather turns in 2 months” Noodle said with a smile.
“Wait what hole?” Ryan asked seeming confused.
“Wyozonia has a huge giant hole right smack dab in the middle of the country. People come from Many miles away just to see our hole. They say our hole is pretty, and that our hole is holy. Half our tourism comes from people who just want to see our hole. But to be honest it’s just a big hole. Nothing special. Hell, to be honest we don’t even know where that hole came from or where it goes. Some say it was made by the magical Collared Green river, that now doesn’t exist anymore because earthquakes in the past changed the layout of the land and diverted the river. Also, some say Yulee made the hole as a joke, and some other people say the hole was made by huge holy battle that took place there in the past. But one thing is for certain. No matter what caused it, it will always forever just be a hole” Bruce told Ryan.
“Ya, Gnillàf doesn’t have a massive hole like you guys do. We are just known to have an endless supply of fish, a Kickass flag, naïve shy woman, really great pastries, pig farms out the ass, and we all ride Swans to work” Noodle told him.
“Don’t forget about your Licorice ” Kannell chimed in wanting to be a Smartass.
“Yes, your flag is pretty Awesome. Bruce told him.
“Well, the flag is just one big middle finger to Faterra, the country we split from.” He told them while pulling out a small folded up flag that was inside his pocket.
The flag was in the shape of a girls mouth that had Red lips, White teeth and the red tongue that was sticking out toward the Left. Underneath the mouth was the word “Ligma” written in italic letters.
“Your countries flag is pretty bad ass in my opinion, but what does “Ligma” mean?” Bruce asked.
Kannell rolls her eyes and giggles and walks away laughing.
“It’s our motto. It goes with our flag which, as I told you before is just one big giant middle finger to Faterra” He told him.
“Motto?... Oh, I get it! Bahahaha! Ligma ass!” Bruce said while laughing uncontrollably.
“Well, I like to personally think Ligma Balls, but the motto is open to imagination”
“I’ve never been to Gnillàf, But I heard it’s the happiest place on Lectioterra” Bruce replied.
“Hang on, no just no. you’re getting us mixed up with Palmlandia,” Noodle said with a playful smile.
“But Palmlandia is a Communist state?” Bruce said seeming confused.
“Exactly!” Noddle said with a devious smile.
“Wait I’m confused” Bruce said while thinking really hard. He knows he’s joking, but he’s trying to piece together the joke.
“Hey, isn’t it True if you Die in Gnillàf, you don’t die in real life, you just Respawn at the border?” Zephyr said trying to be funny.
“No no no. Stop making fun of us. If You die in Gnillàf you Die in real life, and you have a chance of going to heaven or hell. Deland is right next to us and Deland is Hell, so you respawn over there” Noodle said with a smile while poking Kannell in the side.
“Oh, don’t Talk shit about Deland” I know you guys hate them more then Faterra, but sheesh that’s mean” Kannell said while laughing .
“It’s True! They Stole our Flag, and just repainted it a different color” He told Kannell.
“You know what, your Right. They did, didn’t they? But Other than their ridiculously high taxes I wish I did my Magic Training over there in Deland, because I heard they PAY YOU to study there unlike Tourterra or Eyefore” She told him.
“Hey! We have high taxes too, and we Also PAY YOU to study magic Gnillàf, but We also have better Cookies, and Pastries” Noodle said teased.
“Ya, I know dear, I sailed over there while I was a Recruit in the Navy, that’s how I met you remember?” Kannell asked jokingly.
“Oh, I remember that day very well. You stepped off your Navy ship at the docks and I offered You and your squad of 4 girls Warm Danishes that cold morning. You randomly dragged me by my arm into your berthing quarters on your ship and we smashed. You were quite the slut” He told her teasingly.
“No, I was Not a Slut! I was just very lonely on that long passage from Tourterra all the way up there, I told my female shipmates the first man to offer me a Present as soon as Stepped off the ship, I was going to smash” Kannell said seeming Defensive.
“Still now we think about it, that was pretty slutty. Which is kind of Ironic because you broke up with me because of a Slut you hated wouldn’t leave our home after I told to her go” Noodle replied.
The two of them then look into their eyes and start to argue.
“First off, I was never a Slut, I’m Human I have needs just like you, Two I was and still am in a very stressful field of work, So I am entitled to have fun, and three I hated that bitch the minute I met her at that party. I knew she was a slut the very minute I met her, and I felt Threatened by her because she always wanted to be around you” Kannell shot back.
“So, you hated that slut, because she was a Slut, but you know deep down you are one yourself, that makes TOTAL sense to me” Noodle replied back.
“No fuck you! I am not a Slut! Yes, I hate sluts, but I don’t Consider myself one. I consider myself “Experienced” asshole! She shouted while crossing her arms.
As soon as she said that Zephyr makes funny face at Kannell “Hmm that explains a lot. But I’m not complaining, this chick is can teach me shit” Zephyr thought to herself.
“Ya, well that’s just a Dignified way of saying Slut, but I’m not judging you. You know what you’re doing. Plus, after last night, I see you perfected your skills on a lot of Men. But again, I’m not judging” He said while cross his arms at her.
“For your information, I don’t sleep around anymore, I stopped that shit as soon as I met you, But I improved my SKILLS when I got married because Repetition is key, and you know that. But at the same time, it sucks your “Key” is smaller now than when I met you. But hey, you know what, I’m not judging” Kannell counter attacked his statement
Upon her saying that Noodle shuts up. But this catches Ryan’s attention.
“Look I’m new to this world, I heard about if you die with purgatory on, but a Healer cant Revive you and you have to Revive Via your Goddess, Your Boobs, Ass, or if you’re a man, Your man hood gets smaller. What is the Loss rate every time you have to spawn that way?” Ryan asks him.
Noodle was extreamly embarrassed. And glares at Kannell, who was smirking because she knows she won this argument.
Noodle takes a deep breath and tries to answer his Question.
“First God Revive is Free, then everything after costs Half an Inch” Noodle said sounding embarrassed and tugging at his Collar of his shirt.
Kannell was then seen making a Gestor with her hands trying to figure out how he Shrunk.
“Wait, your Team refused to revive you 3 times?!!!” Kannell screamed in disbelief.
“Because you lost this much Off your Chimney Rod sweety!” She said while showing everyone a specific space between her index finger and her thumb in the shape of a “C”.
“You need to stop Building Intel and build Vitality, and only then will you stop getting you team killed!” Kannell explained.
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“Stop telling me how to live my life and please calm down. I wish you would live like how my country does and follow the Laws of Janett” He shouted at her.
“What is that?” Ryan asked seeming confused.
Kannell then Crosses her arms at him.
“It’s a Very WEIRD code of conduct known in his country that embraces not conforming, doing things out of the ordinary, and crap like that” Kannell explained.
“Ya Ryan in Gnillàf, we have the 10 laws of Janett:
The ten rules state:
1. You're not to think you are anything special.
2. You're not to think you are as good as we are.
3. You're not to think you are smarter than we are.
4. You're not to imagine yourself better than we are.
5. You're not to think you know more than we do.
6. You're not to think you are more important than we are.
7. You're not to think you are good at anything.
8. You're not to laugh at us.
9. You're not to think anyone cares about you.
10. You're not to think you can teach us anything
Noodle explains to Ryan.
Suddenly Zephyr Bruce and Ryan start laughing.
“I’m sorry, but with Rules like that, I wonder whats stopping Mriya from Palmlandia from marching your Country and stealing all your money” Bruce said while walking away and giving him a gentle slap on the back.
That’s because we have an unwritten rule 11 sir:
11. “Perhaps you don't think we know a few things about you?”
Noodle explained with a Devious smile.
Bruce smiles at him and walks away wagging his big black bushy tail.
“Alrighty mom, and Dad Lets head home real fast” Zephyr said while grabbing Ryan’s hand and leading him to her parents Teleportation mages.
“So, did you get laid yet dear?” Zephyr’s dad asks sarcastically while her mother was beside him.
Arianna Rolls her eyes at him but smiles.
“No, he’s still being an asshole. Dad” Zephyr said as they All line up and get Teleported a thousand miles to the North west.
They all then arrive in Wyozonia, they all arrive 300 yards away from the nearest building in the snow, and just like Last time Ryan was wearing nothing but a Short sleeve shirt and shorts. The Freezing air, and 50 mile an hour wind hits him hard. And He starts freezing.
“Shit Shit Shit! Fuck! Fuck! FUCK! I’m not dressed for this!” Ryan screamed in pain as he Ran toward the castle that was built into the side of a mountain. He runs this challenging short distance in the snow and was freezing his ass off while Zephyr and her parents casually walked through the snow slowly, like this was a small cool sprinkle on a hot summer day, acting like the weather was no big deal. He pops open the door to the castle and runs inside and was shivering.
As he lays down on the floor he was shivering and pissed off at himself for falling for this twice.
Zephyr then enters in the door with her parents talking to her.
“Well I sorta… Accidently almost bit off the tip of his finger when I did” Zephyr said to her dad as they walked toward Ryan.
“Ha that’s funny, that’s nothing compared to what your mother did to me when I first made her scream. She bite off this whole section of my Ear” He said with a smile.
Arianna rolls her eyes and glares at her husband and gives him a Smile
“Yes, your lucky the druids we able to reattach it. All you had from it was just a scar, that’s covered up by your fur” She said as she reached over and touched his dog shaped ear. She combs back some of his super fine black fur on his ear with her finger and thumb and shows her a scar she caused him.
“Oh, you had healers do it, I used my Purr spell to heal up his finger mom” Zephyr said as they walk past Ryan. She grabs him by the arm as they pass him and pulls him up and guides him with her.
“I’m jealous that your Purr Spell is stronger and way more advanced then mine. You can regenerate 1% health a second, stop bleed effects and Regenerate tissue, while mine only stops Bleed effects” Her mother said as they walk toward a conference room.
“Why is that? I always wondered” Zephyr said curiously.
“Because of the curse Bunnell put on you when she Smited me” Her mother said as they walk down another hallway. The smell of the fuel they were burning in the Torch’s in the castle was getting stronger, as they went further down the hall.
“Oh, that’s right, that bitch is Queen of White magic. That’s why I got my very own healing ability’s” Zephyr replied.
“Yes, dear that’s why” Arianna said as they Arrived at a conference room outside.
“Ryan, please wait outside, the Three of use and a few other diplomats need to talk” They said as they entered the room. Ryan then sits next to the wall and slides his back down on it onto the floor.
Inside the meeting you had: Zephyr, Bruce, Arianna and diplomats from all the other Countries except Palmlandia were at a big huge table and speaking.
“Okay, Glad everyone is here. Let’s get right to it. Mriya is Causing waves in the world what should we do?” Bruce asked the council.
“Shes been trying really hard to hit our Wyonuim mines, shes after that Ore for a reason” A ambassador of from Ala-Ash said.
“Well We have reports shes been buying a ton of Iron ore and Coal from our mines, on top Staugonuim ore from our…” A man from Faterra said as the door opens up to the conference room. In walks a hastily dressed Liz with her crown, along with Queen Lake. Their Mages walk inside with them Stand with their backs against the wall with the other nations Teleportation Mages.
“Sorry We’re late, I forgot I made this one Royalty, and she needs to know how we do things” Lake said as they take a seat at the table.
“Well you’re in luck we just started the meeting. We’re addressing Mriya making Waves in the world” The man from Faterra said.
“So shes buying up Staugonuim ore. So that means shes either wanting to Travel or move large number or people in a Hurry” Arianna said while writing this down on a piece of paper.
“Well I sent interns into the country to help teach magic, and my “Spy’s” came back with solid intel that Yulee may not be in the world. Bunnell in the past would disappear and tell her followers she was going to be gone for a while, but Yulee just straight up vanished. We have Reports also that Mriya is in the process of reforming her country’s policy’s, but if we couple that with her being a Crazy manipulative Tyrant, and also the fact shes known to love causing Drama, along with her buying resources, we can all conclude shes Preparing for war” Queen Lake said.
“That we can all agree on Lady Lake. But we can’t afford war right now, with that Anarchy group growing like Cancer in Sivika.” A representative from Deland said.
“I couldn’t agree more” A man from Eyefore answered.
“We are sorry about having to sink all your ships that they stole from you all” Queen Lake replied.
“Your fine, we want to also apologize for our hole in our Navel Port Security. We got Overran because we didn’t have our Crap together, and this caused them to acquire Military ships and wreak havoc on your Town of Staug. I know your town was saved by replacing your infrastructure with a Bomb proof material, but that still doesn’t cover up the fact that our negligence got People killed. Most notably your fighters King and Queen Thickmane. But We also know your harbor is Littered with sunken ships, and we will also help you guys clean that up” The man from Deland explained.
“Yes, we did take a lot of casualty’s, but that’s alright. People die in battle. My Men knew this before they got sent out to defend Staug” Arianna said.
General Metter from behind Arianna balls up her fist and tries to hold back her rage and anger.
“Then We have Bunnell who did that crusade the other night on your town that killed 600 people, we really want to apologize on behalf of her” A woman from Sivika said to the man of Deland.
“I don’t think this is related to the meeting, but I might as well share this. I had an intrusion this morning in my castle, some Relics were stolen by what appeared to be an extreamly high level Shadow Priest. Have you all had the same issue lately?” Queen Lake asked the council.
Everyone shakes their heads with the “No” response.
“Okay, so it’s just me” Lake replied.
“Look the long story short here is Mriya is preparing for war, and we need to act on this if it gets any worse” Arianna said while tapping her finger on a map of Palmlandia.
“Our Peace Treaties can only go so far before war forces us to bring peace” The man Representing Gnillàf said with Scandinavian accent said.
“Let’s just hope it doesn’t come to that” the man Representing Faterra said with a German sounding tone.
“So whats the plan, of action though?” The man from Deland asked.
“I have one. But it’s kind of tricky. Um Arianna could you send Zephyr out of the room for me?” Lake asked.
“Sure, Zephyr could you step outside for me?” Her mother asked.
Lake also pointed at Liz and directed her to get out too.
Both of them walk outside the meeting room, and Ryan was laying on his back bored jamming out to the song “In The Dark” (Ft.Halsey) by Bring Me The Horizon. Zephyr then lays down on top of him and kiss’s him on the cheek. Her body was so warm, and Ryan really enjoyed this. They started jamming out to the song and Liz sat down beside them and she played with Zephyrs hair out of boredom.
“Ryan, what is a T-62 again?” She asked him.
“Like I said last time, it’s a War machine. It’s really hard to explain if you’re not from my World” He said as she he pulls Liz down to make her lay on him.
“I need the body heat Liz” Ryan told her as she lays her head on his chest. Zephyr who was laying in between his legs slides back and lays on her stomach while also on top of Ryan. She then starts poking Liz playfully. Liz then pokes her back in the boob and messes up Zephyrs hair on purpose playfully. They then stop playing with each other and start talking like good friends about Royalty life.
10 minutes later Queen Lake Walks out of the door and sees Zephyr and Liz Laying opposed from each other while also laying on Ryan’s Chest from Left to Right. Lake smiles at this Friendship these 2 young royals have and walks over to Liz.
“Hey Liz, Lets head back to the castle. I have another course I need you to take. I hope your good at math, because We are going to learn more about Taxes” Lake said as she walked out with her Guards. The 2 girls smirk at each other and they get up off Ryan. Liz walks over to Lake and they teleport out.
“So, what do you want to do honey?” She asked Ryan.
“Let’s go Snow Kiting” He told her while getting up off the ground. I need winter clothes, but I really want to go Snow Kiting” He told her.
“Whats that?” She asked her.
Same thing we did on the beach, but instead we will use the board to glide across the snow, while the kite pulls us”, He told her.
“I’m down for that!” She said with excitement.
Can you get your parents mages to send us home, then back here?” He asked her.
“Sure can! But come with me first” she tells him as she drags him down the hallway. They go into a Special room of the castle and see a tailor who was shining buttons.
“Hey Luna, can you make him some Winter clothes?” She asked a Fox looking like girl.
“Yes, I can Princess Thickmane” She said takes a quick measurement of his body. She smiles and pulls out a Grey long sleeve shirt, Grey Thick pants and a Blue Thick Jacket. These will fit him perfectly!” She said as she lays them on the table.
“Here you go” She said as she gets back to cleaning her Station.
Ryan and she grab the clothes and head into Zephyrs old room.
Upon entering her room, she shuts the door and pulls his pants off and pushes her onto her bed. 15 minutes later Her mother walks in while she was going to town her boyfriend.
“Zephyr are you needing a Tele….port…home??????” Her mother said in shock as she sees her daughter giving him an Oil change with her mouth.
Zephyr Growls at her mom “DON’T YOU KNOCK!” Zephyr screams in anger.
“Umm don’t raise your voice at me! I don’t care how old you are, but This is Still my castle Honey!” She shot back. During the screaming Ryan learning from his mistake with his finger almost being ripped off pulls his Manhood away from her face. He’s not going to let her “Accidently” Clamp down on this especially since she was angry. Zephyr feeling Challenged and angry at her mother takes his hand off of his groin and she grabs it and Jerks him off while purposely maintaining Eye contact with her mother.
Arianna who is shocked at her daughters nerve again walks out the room and shuts the door.
Ryan who realized her mother is pissed wants to get the hell out of here before his Dong Pillows end up in the trash. But Zephyr wasn’t going to let him go.
“Let me go Zephyr, we can finish it at the house” He told her while trying to get up off her bed.
“No fuck that, I always wanted to smash somone on my bed. Your still not wanting sex so this counts. We are not leaving until you get off. Don’t worry I won’t let my mom Neuter you because of me” She told him while pushing his back down on his bed and putting her mouth on it again.
Ryan was regretting coming here, and realized he just broke a vow he made with himself about NEVER coming over to Wyozonia again.
But as she goes down on him again the Stress and Anxiety, he has with her slowly starts to go away. 10 minutes later her door opens while she was still trying to get him off.
In walks 5 royal guards, the Cook of the Castle, the Police Chief, The Tailor they just visited, The towns Mail Man, The towns Milk man, The towns Librarian, A few woman high clergy woman from the Temple of Yulee, The Towns Blacksmith, Her Mother and Her father and Some Druid named Bob who didn’t know why he was dragged in here. They all gather around her bed while she was Blowing Ryan and stare at her. Then her mother and father walk up front of the crowd with a bowl of popcorn.
“So, you Want to Challenge your mother again and show her your more Superior then she is ehh? Well go ahead Look me into the eyes and Get your boyfriend off. I brought a few People to help watch your “Superior’ness” in action honey .” She said in a Sweet, calm and slightly evil tone as she pulls up a chair beside them.
“We also Brought Popcorn!” Her father said in a smartass tone as he takes a handful out the bowl.
Ryan sees all these people around him and starts to get shy.
“Um Zephyr let’s go. I mean it. Let’s go home” Ryan said while trying to get up. Her mom stops him from getting up and looks her into the eyes.
“Do it, put your mother to shame. Your WAY more better than your mother is Zephyr. Go ahead show me your dominance” He mother said in an evil sadistic tone.
“Um Arianna I don’t want to offend you and have my Weiner battery’s removed; can I please just go. I don’t want to get caught in the middle of this again” He begs her mom.
“Sorry Ryan, but you are indeed caught in the middle of this. Nothing personal but my daughter needs to learn to stop challenging me. Well Go-ahead Zephyr start sucking” She said while crossing her arms and digging her hand into the bowl of popcorn her dad had in his hand. She cross’s her legs and waits for her reaction.
Zephyr looks at all these people around her and her eyes open up wide. She also looks at her bed they were laying on and looks him in eyes with a guilty look.
She moves down onto him and his phone accidently falls out of pocket. For some reason the song “Original Prankster” From The Offspring starts playing on speaker mode.
“I’m am so SORRY RYAN BUT THIS IS MY FANTASY COME TRUE HOLD STILL YOU SEXY EMO BOY!” She screams as she Dives down onto his manhood.
“Wait Huh?!!!” Arianna and Ryan Said in Disbelief at THE SAME EXACT TIME.
Her father eyes open up wide and he starts laughing.
“Ha! You said she wouldn’t do anything! You owe me 25 gold!” He father said with an outgoing-Laughing attitude while popping a handful of popcorn in his mouth.
“Zephyr NO PLEASE STOP! This is Too Crazy for me!” he shouted with embarrassment.
“Shut up. Calm down and Let me be a good girlfriend! I’m So Turned on right now!” She shouts while going down on him and staring at everyone around here.
“Oh Dear” The Librarian furry Cat woman said while adjusting her glasses.