In the morning Ryan’s phone went off at 5:30 AM. This wakes Greena up along with Zephyr. Zephyr tries to roll on top of Ryan in a Cute way to prevent him from getting out of bed. She didn’t want to go to work today. Ryan rubs her cute cat ears and gives her a kiss on the cheek and puts his feet on the ground and Stretches. Greena does the same thing and pulls off gown and throws it on the floor. She lights up the candles around the room for some light since there were no windows in this Tree-like room and puts on a black, blue and Violet colored dress that no one saw before.
“That’s a New dress” Zephyr says to her in a groggy tone.
“I grabbed this particular one from that loot pile. Violet isn’t really my color but damn look at this design! I fell in love with it when I first saw it!” She told her while she slips into it. She then walks over toward the mirror and examines herself with it on. Ryan smiles at how good she looks with this new dress of hers and walks up behind her. He looks at his hair and how it’s no longer short anymore like it was 2 months ago. It was kind of messy, but he didn’t care. As he looked at Greena brushing her hair, Ryan looks at a jar on the counter that had some flowers in it. He takes his sword that was laying next to the wall and pulls out a Violet flower. He trims the stem off of it and randomly puts it in Greena’s hair.
When he does this, she smiles at him and she tilts her head and admires how cute she looks.
“Damn dude! That was a good idea!” Greena told him while smiling.
“It just randomly came to mind. Had to satisfy my urge to see how it looks on you”
“Greena you look amazing!” Zephyr said while removing her night gown”
“Thank you!” Greena replied feeling spoiled.
After everyone got dressed, they all walk outside their room and Ryan notices the strong pine tree scent he didn’t notice before when he was in his room. He walks out and knocks on Noodle’s and Kannell’s room door and walks inside. Noodle was putting on his shirt and Kannell was laying face down next to a pile of vomit. Around her were several empty bottles of whisky and an empty wine bottle.
“I don’t know how shes not dead. But she drank herself to sleep last night” Noodle told him while standing up and grabbing a towel to clean up her vomit.
Ryan then bends down and picks her up and lays her on the bed while he cleans up the mess. Ryan also picks up the whisky bottles and puts them in the trash can. Ryan also takes her clothes and puts them in her bag. He then goes to the other side of the bed and picks up her enchanted silver bra and puts it in the bag and throws it over his shoulder. He then picks Kannell up who was still passed out and carries her in his arms out of the room. Ryan then meets up with the other girls and finds Greena having an engaging conversation in her elven native tongue.
Noodle then comes walking up behind them and he puts his hands out to Ryan. He then hands her over to him and he carries her. They all then follow Greena through this labyrinth of branches again and she takes them to the Supply depot where the trailer was at.
As soon as they arrive Noodle gets in with Kannell still passed out and puts her in the rear bench seat with her laying her head on his lap. Zephyr who was feeling hyper decided to poke her massive boobs that were not contained by a Bra. She smiles and giggles as she watches them jiggle. Noodle smiles at Zephyr and laughs at her shenanigans.
Ryan meanwhile talks to the shipper who had the bill of laden in his hand and tells him that there is a mountain pass he is going to have to go down. He informs him about the brake system on this one trailer that they use in this region. Ryan asks many questions about this system and he the man was incredibly happy to explain everything to him.
Ryan then goes out under the trailer and inspects it for cracks and makes sure the Spare wheels was there and that everything was all properly mounted and secure. He then goes and gets the Gatorboars from the stall and hooks them up to trailer. He then raises up the legs on this thing and they get moving out of town and start heading south toward Athens, Sivika.
As they move south out of the town, they can see the mountain valley ahead of them and from Ryan’s viewpoint there was an optical illusion that made it look like the road was about to drop 90 degrees straight down. Ryan had a hand brake to his left side that activated the brakes on the trailer, but this handle only was connected to the first axle. There was another Axle brake near Noodle.
Ryan explains to him when they start hitting Eagles pass, they need to pull their brakes and help take off the strain of the animals. They were all loaded with 20,000 of nectar juice that were in shipping crates.
Ryan then hands the reins over to Zephyr and pulls out his phone and puts on the song “Dixie on my Mind” by Hank Williams Jr on party mode to set the scene. As they continue through the rolling hills, they see Eagles pass.
“Okay Noodle you ready to do this?” Ryan asks him.
“Yep! Let’s do this!” He said as he gently leans over to his left and grabs the lever.
“Zephyr you slow us down to a crawl. Let’s descend this mountain slow” He orders her.
“Yes sir!” Zephyr replied back to him in an excited tone. She then gets the Gatorboars to slow down to a crawl. They then reach the start of the grade. They then start going down it. Ryan and Noodle then put as much force as they could on the brake levers. The Gatorboar’s then start letting out a loud grunt as they hold back the weight of this rig as they start descending this first leg of the grade which was about a mile. Zephyr keeps the beasts at a slow pace, and they keep holding massive pressure on the brake handles.
They were coming down the mountain at 5 miles an hour and Zephyr maintained control of them all the way to the end of the 1st leg of this grade. When they get to flat ground Ryan and Noodle take a breather and Ryan hops out and checks the brake pads on axles. Everything seemed fairly good so far. He then checks on the Gatorboars. They all seemed fairly good and then they get going down the next 2-mile leg. They start their decent, but the Gatorboar’s seem to refuse Zephyr’s inputs.
“Zephyr slow us down! Keep us at 5 miles an hour” Ryan grunted at her while holding back pressure on the handle.
“They are going at their own pace dude” Zephyr replies back to him.
“We’re going like 10 Miles an hour” Ryan tells her.
“Look they are doing their own thing” Zephyr tells him while pulling back on the reins.
“Fine we will keep this speed then” He tells her.
The Gatorboars start Roaring at full speed coming down the mountain and Ryan and Noodle apply even more pressure on the Axle brake levers. When they reach the end of the 2-mile descent, the Gatorboars then immediately walk toward a small downhill stream that was flowing out of the mountain. They then start drinking some water. Ryan gets out and unhooks them and lets them loose. They immediately charge into this tiny stream and start rolling around in it. After Ryan gave them a break, he whistles at them and they come running to him. He then hooks them up again and they get rolling again on the last leg of the pass.
They read a sign and it said they had 2 more miles to go
Then then make their way down this mountain again at 10 miles an hour with the Gatorboars roaring the whole time. Ryan felt scared that these things were pushing themselves too hard, but at the same time they were making great time down this pass. As they start making left and Right hand turns down this pass it started getting exciting. When it started getting scary Ryan and Noodle start really cranking pressure on the brake handles and they can feel the trailer start to slow down. They slow the Trailer down to 5 miles an hour as Zephyr guides them around a tight corner and when they make it around it, they see flat and level ground. However, when they get to the level section of ground, Ryan gets out and looks over the side of the cliff and sees another 10 miles of Grade ahead of him.
“What the hell! I thought that was the end of the Grade!” Ryan screams in frustration.
“That was the end of EAGLES Pass” Greena told him with a smile on her face.
“No, it’s not, we still have another 5 miles to descend” He tells her.
“The signs are kind of misleading I know. That was Eagles pass. This next leg is Smokey pass” She told him calmly.
“Ugg I don’t want to hold back on that lever again!” Ryan tells her in frustration.
Then out of nowhere 6 arcane mages come crawling up over the cliff side.
They were all beaten, bruised, and looked exhausted.
“That is the last time we listen to you Tina!” A man aged around 34 yells at a woman.
“Look I didn’t expect that bear to attack me!” The woman screams in anger at him.
“That was a momma bear, they will attack on sight!” Another woman yells at her.
Ryan and everyone else then look at these people and were confused at what was going on.
“You guys okay?” Greena asks them.
“No, we are kind of hurt. We almost go out ass mauled by a 20-foot Mama bear” one of the mages replies.
Greena then smiles at them.
“Hold your breath” Greena tells them.
“Wait why?” One of the woman askes as Greena charges up [Shadow Heal] on her.
Next thing you hear was screaming coming from the woman.
Two of the woman’s friends look at their friend that was screaming and then they start screaming themselves. Ryan and Noodle were laughing at this. Then next thing the other 3 people start screaming when she casts her spells on them.
“Ugg I hate it when shadow priests heal you!” one of the woman shouts in anger.
The man of the group then walks over the Greena and smiles at her.
“Thanks for healing them up, I know it hurts like hell, but these young ones need to learn beggars can’t be chooser’s” He tells Greena.
“Let me guess this is an Enlightenment hike, right?” Greena asked him.
“Yep how did you know?” He asked Greena.
“Oh, I’m from Greenbriar. I’ve seen the Arcane-Mage training camps pass through here plenty of times. I’ve heard there is tons of life experience you guys teach them from that 3-day hike in the mountains” She says to him.
“Yep. We were just getting ready to climb to the top of the peak and go gliding when Tina kind of messed up and pulled an extreamly tough beast our way.” The man tells her.
“Hey, you don’t mind combining all of your [Slow Fall] spells on this thing, do you? We want to take the short way down the mountain” She asks him.
“Sure!” He said while signaling his class to sit on the Trailer.
“Wait what are we doing?” Ryan asked Greena seeming confused.
“They are going to focus their [Slow Fall] on the trailer and were going to take the short way down. He tells her.
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“Umm okay?” Ryan asked seeming confused.
“Don’t worry. We are very advanced Arcane mages. They can keep this thing in the air for like 10 minutes if we have too” The man tells Ryan. Ryan smiles at him and grabs the Reins. The mages then start channeling a spell on the trailer and So does Greena.
“All righty! Let’s get going!” Greena said while focusing her magic on the rig. Ryan then pulls out his phone and Puts on the song “Crazy Train” By Ozzy Osbourne on party mode.
He then Gets the Gatorboars moving at max speed down the mountain and then guides them off the edge of the Cliff of the first turn. They then start gliding down the mountain. The Gatorboars who were strapped into their harness’s not touching the ground were giving each other a “WTF? Face”
“Oh my god This is Crazy!” Zephyr screams in excitement!
“Oh my God this is Freaking awesome!” Ryan screams over the music.
They start gliding at 40 miles down the mountain slope with this Trailer Rig under the coordination of these Advanced arcane mages.
As soon as they left the ground Kannell coincidently wakes up.
“Ugg where am I” Kannell said while picking herself up off of Noodles lap. She then looks outside and sees them in the air gliding in this Medieval Semi truck.
“Ok I don’t know how much I had to drink last night, but I have to still be dreaming” She tells herself with what she sees.
“You’re not Dreaming honey. We are gliding off of Smokey Pass” Noodle said while jamming out to the song.
“This is a hell of a time to wake up then!” Kannell said jokingly while sitting herself up and looking at the Arcane mages around her that were slowing down the fall of the Trailer rig. She then grabs a hold of the Bench seat she was sitting on and starts Channeling [Slow Fall] onto the vehical, This takes some strain off of the other mages and she helps speed up the forward movement of the rig up to 60 miles an hour.
Ryan then cheers at how awesome this is.
“This world is freaking awesome! I wish we could do this shit on my world!” Ryan screams in excitement while jamming out to the song.
“Is that God Tier Item you have in your hand?” One of the Mages asks Ryan.
“Yes, it is!” Ryan replies back to Her.
“Oh, that’s freaking awesome! I leaned about those things in the academy! I never thought I’d get a chance to see one myself!” She replies back to him.
As they keep their glide path. They see the flat part of the pass coming up. They all coordinate to slew the forward gliding trailer to the Right to line up with the small clearing the mages all coordinate all at once and get this “gliding semi-truck” on target. When they get themselves lined up with the road, they were at 100 feet and coming down fast. All the mages then lean back and start focusing all their mana and power into slowing down this thing’s speed. Greena Pulls off her [Slow Fall] spell variation from the vehical and then instead focus’s her power into providing a super potent but super temporary [Hover] Spell onto the Gatorboars.
Immediately after the charge up, She then let’s loose her spell on the Gatorboars and as soon as she does that the Trailer wheels hits the ground gently going 25 miles an hour. Ryan and Noodle then pull the brakes as hard as they can while the Gatorboars remain mildly hovering off the ground. When the trailer gets down to 5 miles an hour the Spell Greena put on them wears off and their feet hit the ground. The momentum of the 20,000 trailer pushes back into them and they suddenly stop the trailer with their legs not moving.
As soon as they come to a complete stop, everyone cheers in excitement.
“That was freaking Awesome!” Zephyr screamed in excitement.
“Good thinking there Greena!” Ryan said in a complementing tone.
“Ya If they hit the ground going as fast as we were going the momentum would have broken their legs” Greena said while hoping out and petting one of these huge beasts.
When she went over to pet them, they were still looking at each other super confused at what the hell just happened. They both then at the same exact time lay an Egg.
Ryan, Greena and Zephyr then start laughing. Ryan then goes over and picks up both of these 15-pound eggs and hands it over the class leader.
“Our gift to you, that’s for saving us a ton of time!” Ryan tells the man.
“Oh, thank you! This was no problem at all. This was a great training exercise that practiced teamwork for my class.” He told Ryan while he hands one of the eggs over to one of the male members of the class.
“So, we both helped each other out, didn’t we?” Ryan said while smiling at him.
“We sure did. Anyway, thank you guys so much. Our camp is like a mile from here We will be taking our leave now” The man said while bowing his head.
“Just in case you’re wondering, the eggs contain bacon” Ryan told him while laughing.
“Oh, they do? Oh, that’s awesome!” The man said while shaking the thing.
“See you all later thanks again!” Ryan said while he got the Beasts to start moving again.
The advance Arcane mage class then waves goodbye to them as they ride off to the south.
As they head south, they start to mildly start heading down hill and the Mountain scenery around them slowly starts to fade away. They all ride for 3 hours then arrive at Athens, Sivika.
They all vote to take a break and get something to eat in the city.
Ryan, who was aware the fact that this was his mother’s Capital city, plans to keep this visit short. He wanted to be in and out as fast as possible and not run into her.
As soon as they pull into this massive city, he gets amazed by the buildings and city structure’s.
There were 2 massive Statues of his mother on both sides of the city entrance and also, he could see a huge giant temple in the middle of the City. He didn’t get a chance to see the city when they flew into it for rest the other night. Plus, when they landed, they landed at an area OUTSIDE the city.
As they enter the city with this load a few guards come out to great them.
“You guys looking for something?” A nice man asked them.
“Need a good place to park this thing. We’re grabbing lunch” Ryan tells him.
The man then points down a road to the right that was an empty field. Ryan smiles at him and then swings wide and gets this thing into the field. He leaves the Gatorboars attached to the Rig and then they all hop off and start exploring the city.
As they walk down the street 5 people of the Burnell clergy approach them.
Greena who saw them coming immediately hides her Yuleeian neckless charm.
“Good afternoon everyone. Do you guys need help finding anything?” They ask them.
“I never been here before, do you guys know of a good place to get something to eat?” Kannell asked them.
“The closest place I can recommend on this end of town is Yvonne’s Inn. Its right down this street” A bald headed man told them.
“Thank you all so much!” Kannell said while drawing a triangle over her heart.
“Ahhh You’re a faithful follower of Bunnell!” A woman said seeming pleased at her.
“Yes, I am! I was born in the town of Sydney, right Here in Sivika! But grew up over in Tourterra” Kannell tells them.
“How about all your Friends? Do you all follow the Righteous….path of Bunnell?” The woman said while pausing to notice Zephyrs ears
“Oh, you’re Lyieku. What are YOU doing here?” The woman asked in a disgusted tone,
“Oh nothing, Just with my group. Enjoying life before I rot in the underworld for all of eternity” Zephyr replied back to her in a sarcastic tone.
Everyone in that Clergy then gives Zephyr the “angry church face” stare
“Other than that, “THING” Do you all accept Bunnell as your one and only true savoir?” the others ask the group.
“I accept Bunnell into my heart” Noodle said with a sincere tone.
“I do too! I love her and how shes never gives up!” Greena said with a convincing tone.
“Wait what about you?” The Woman asked Ryan.
“No, I don’t Accept Bunnell as my Savoir, and I don’t accept her as my Hero either. I despise and hate her all she stands for” Ryan said in a challenging tone while crossing his arms.
“Oh dear! Are you a Yulee follower!” The woman asked seeming overly concerned.
“No, I am not. I hate her too. I don’t believe in Yulee or Bunnell. I think both of their causes are Trash” Ryan said to this woman in his challenging tone and looking her straight in the eyes.
“Bunnell is not Trash! She is a woman who virtue and demands respect!” The clergy woman screams at him.
“Whatever. We’re going to grab out lunch and get the hell out of here” Ryan tells the woman with a smirk on his face. He then puts his arms around Zephyr, and they walk away from the speechless clergy group.
When they got further enough away everyone then swarms around Ryan.
“Ryan, you saw how I hid my charm from them right?” Greena asked him with concern in a whispering voice
“Yes, I did” Ryan told her.
“I did it for a reason. People are nuts about their religion here” She told him with extreme concern
“Yes Ryan, they are not as open minded here like they are over in Tourterra” Kannell tells him while walking beside him and Zephyr.
“I’m not bowing down to please the tastes of anyone. I honestly hate Bunnell with a passion. I really don’t know anything about Yulee to be honest, but I kind of am sort of sold on Arcadia. But also, how she insulted Zephyr for being a Lyieku, I really wanted to piss off that one woman on purpose, she doesn’t know Zephyr, and shouldn’t judge her, let alone insult her.” Ryan tells her.
“Aww baby! That’s so Sexy to hear from you!” Zephyr said while lighting up all excited and happy to hear those words coming from her boyfriend. Ryan smiles at her and holds her hand as they walk down the street.
When they enter the Inn, they grab a seat at a table inside. A waitress then walks over to them and sees Zephyr and gives her a weird look. She gives everyone a menu and then goes and talks to the chef.
She then walks back to the table and smiles at everyone.
“Hello everyone! My name is Alexis! What can I start you all off with?” She asks everyone.
“I’ll have some Tea, and I’d like to have the 2 venison lunch plates please!” Kannell asked her.
“Whats your Side?” She asked her.
“Both with rice please!” She said with a smile while she elbowed Noodle.
“Me, I’ll have 2 steak plates with Rice and Broccoli” Noodle told her.
“And to drink?” She asked him.
“Lemonade” Noodle told her.
She then writes down these orders and then looks over at Greena.
“And for you Hun?” She asked Greena.
“I’ll have just a salad with Lemonade” Greena told her.
“How about you?” She asked Ryan.
“I’ll have a Ham and cheese sandwich with The Cauliflower and Broccoli. I’ll also have the Lemonade” He tells her.
“Then what can I get you?” The woman asked Zephyr
“I’ll just have the Chicken with Rice. For my Drink I’ll have lemonade too!” Zephyr told her with a smile.
The woman then takes the menus and walks away without writing down Zephyr’s order. As she walks away Ryan can see what looks like a clergy member from that group earlier talking to somone from this Inn outside. He ignores it and Zephyr randomly leans into him demanding affection. Ryan then starts to get a weird feeling weird in his stomach.
Sometime later the lady comes back with everyone’s drinks besides Ryan’s and Zephyrs. She delivers them on the second round back to the table along with everyone’s order. She gives Kannell, and Noodle’s their 4 items first. Then she comes around with Greena’s salad. She then puts a Church of Bunnell pamphlet right in front of Ryan. She also puts a Pamphlet for a nearby Kennel in front of Zephyr She then walks on over to the kitchen and grabs Ryan’s meal.
Ryan who was confused picks up his pamphlet and incinerates it with a fire spell. Then the waitress comes back out to them.
On this round out to them she puts down another Church of Bunnell pamphlet in front of him and also puts his Ryan’s meal and his drink on the table. She also hands Zephyr’s her drink and rolls her eyes at her. Ryan sees this and glares at her. When Ryan goes to take a sip of Lemonade, he tastes dirt. He then picks up the glass and swirls it and sees a ton of sediment on the bottom of the glass. He sets it aside and starts eating his sandwich.
As soon as he bites into his sandwich, he bites down onto a metal Triquetra Bunnellian symbol that was put in there. He pulls it out of the sandwich and puts it on the table and Rolls his eyes at Kannell and Noodle. He then opens up the sandwich some more to discover more sand and rocks in it. He then looks over at his Cauliflower and Broccoli and something didn’t seem right about them either. He picks up a handful of them and notices something poking out of them. He then peels one of them open and finds super small thin Triquetra shaped Razor blades embedded in them.
He then sees the waitress coming over with Zephyrs order.
She places a Dog bowl full of blood, chicken bones, and unwanted meat scraps in front of her and then walks off smiling at her. Everyone then stops eating and looks at Zephyr’s pretty calm face.
She then picks out a couple of raw chicken testicals that were in the bowl and plays with them in her hand. When the male chef comes walking by her, she looks him in the eye and places both testicals in her mouth and bites down hard and winks at him and gives him a flirtatious look. This freaks him the hell out and makes him walk the other way.
She then spits them out back into the dog bowl and goes to take a sip of lemonade. Before she takes a sip, she smells urine emitting from the glass. She pushes it away and grabs Kannell’s tea instead. She takes just a little sip but doesn’t swallow it. She swishes it around in her mouth and then spits it out into the dog bowl to get the rancid raw testical taste out of her mouth. While she does so no one says a word. Greena, Kannell and Noodle just keep eating.
Zephyr then pulls out a severed corkscrewed Duck penis from the dog bowl and plays with it and starts laughing.
“Well I know what message the cook is trying to send me” Zephyr said while a calm giggle. She then puts the Duck penis back in the dog bowel, she keeps a smile on her face and just sits quietly at the table until everyone was done eating. Kannel gets up and goes over and pays the bill and then gets a box for the other 2 meals that She and Noodle ordered. They all then walk out and head back to the cart without saying a word or making a scene.
As soon as they get back to the Cart Ryan checks the straps on the cart and notices everything has been loosened up. He tightens everything back down and then Crawls under the trailer and makes sure nothing else has been fucked with. He discovers a Pin on the spare Wheel was pulled out halfway and he beats it back in with his hand. He then checks all the axles and notices a Cotter pin has been removed from one of the wheel hubs. He then takes a spare one from a box her had under the bench seat and beats it in with a hammer. He then checks the Gatorboar’s harness’s.
Somone pulled the pin on the locking latch that connected them to the Trailer. He puts a new pin back in and then they get rolling out of the city.
Once they leave the city gates Ryan and Zephyr’s Calm face’s Expire.
“Note to self-burn this place down one day” Ryan said calmly.
“Note to self, shove a dick down that waitress’s throat BEFORE he burns this place down someday” Zephyr said also in a calm tone.
“We tried to warn you” Kannell said with an innocent smile.
“Ya sorry dude, you don’t want to piss off the Clergy, they will make your life hell” Noodle warns him.
“They put dirt in my lemonade, and in my sandwich, they also put a big huge metal Triquetra symbol in there. If it wasn’t enough for them trying to get me to break my teeth, then you had them putting triquetra like razor blacks in my Cauliflower and Broccoli!” Ryan screamed in anger.
“Like I said dude, don’t piss off the clergy. Everyone is super mad crazy for Bunnell’s here” Noodle told him.
“Ya You’re lucky Ryan! The clergy was mad at you because you resented Bunnell in front of them. The Waitress straight up saw I was a Lyieku and treated me like a dog!” Zephyr cried out in shame
“Look, we saw this coming a mile away. Here we purposefully ordered 2 meals to give to you two. We knew they were not going to mess with our stuff” Kannell said while she handed Ryan and Zephyr a left-over box.
“Ugg thank you!” Ryan said while taking the box from them.
“You want me to drive while you all eat?” Noodle asks him.
“Sure” Ryan replied. Ryan then stops the Rig and they switch seats. Kannell conjures some water for both of them to have with their meal and hands it to them. They then start cruising down the road while Ryan puts on the song “Sugar Honey Ice and Tea” from Bring Me The Horizon on.