The next day over in Faterra, Alex was just now waking up from her bed. She looks at herself in the mirror and can see her messy hair dangling over her face. She gets up and brushes her hair and puts on some casual clothes. She leaves her sword behind at her house and proceeds to go talk to her class trainer.

She arrives at his building, and she has a brief conversation with him about gaining new abilities. The Man smiles at her and assigns 3 teenage boys to stand by her. He then pulls out eight throwing knives.

Ryan who was just now waking up on the outskirts of town inside his tent, yawns at the sunrise and extends his arms out to stretch. He was about 3 miles away from the farm of interest and begins breaking down the tent.

The winds were excellent right now for riding. Ryan quickly sets up his Kite and launched it and began riding north-west. Upon getting to the farm Ryan lands his kite next to a tree. Instead of packing up his kite he leaves the kite on the ground. He then pulls out a thing of rope and ties it to this tree. Ryan then moves his balled-up kite dead downwind.

He then starts walking toward the farm and leaves his gear out in the open.

When Ryan approaches the gate, a small, young, grey fox furry creature heartily runs to the gate at the sight of Ryan. The young male starts calling for his father. The male was colorfully dressed in nice clothes and was jumping up and down acting all hyper. When the father arrives Ryan smiles.

“Greeting’s sir, I come on official royal business on behalf of the Thickmane’s. Can we talk for a little bit?” Ryan asks.

“Sure, come right on in!” The farmer says. Ryan then opens the gate and walks right on inside. As Ryan walks by a hoe leaning up on the side of a barn, He grabs it.

The farmer takes notice. But continues following him out to his field. Ryan then starts breaking up soil in front of him.

“I have come on behalf of Princess Thickmane, I was told all Five of your fields are suffering from Blight. I’d like to help you out completely for free” Ryan says as he pulls weeds from the soil.

The farmer smiles at Ryan and nods.

“Sure, I’d love all the help I can get with this damn place. But I am a little confused. I thought Queen Thickmane was mad at us foxes as a whole, for what Metter did to her daughter and all. She has been punishing us as a whole and tormenting us” The farmer says.

Ryan, who was a little, caught off guard by this response decides to fine tune his lie.

“Look I am a human, So I’ll be honest and speak my mind. We all know Queen Thickmane is a bitch. Zephyr has forgiven you all. I know this because I am her boyfriend, and I am here to help fix all the chaos that has been caused since that fateful day” Ryan says.

“Wait hold up. You are dating that train wreck?” The man asked

“Sir please watch what you say in front of me. Do not insult my girlfriend” Ryan snaped back.

“Oh, I don’t mean to offend you or her. I honestly am glad she is so crazy and flawed. Me, my wife, and my kids are all supporting Zephyr in hopes she finds someone to settle down with. My neighbor personally knows her. Hell, she even fornicated with King Thickmane, and he almost lost his balls for it. Wait hang on, did you lose you balls? After you cheated on Princess Zephyr?” The farmer asked.

“Umm, no? wait how did you hear about that!” Ryan asked him in fear.

“Oh, my neighbor is her best friend. She used to be a royal advisor in the Thickmane’s Castle, before she screwed the king. Zephyr comes down here all the time and talks to her about her problems. She came down here and chatted with Kami not that long ago” The farmer says.

“Wait when was that?” Ryan asked.

The Farmers wife comes out of the building next to them and walks behind Ryan. She squeezes his groin and smiles.

“He’s not lying, he still has his” The wife says with a playful smile.

“Hey, would you not do that?” Ryan says with an aggravated tone to his voice.

“Oh sorry, I can’t help myself.” The woman says while walking away snickering.

“She was here last when you got thrown in jail. She asked Kami about what she could do about getting you out. She pitched some worse case scenarios and some great ideas. Its all good that you got off on those terrorism charges. Someone had to wipe that Disturbia Anarchy off the map” The farmer says while pulling a bag full of seeds out of his pocket. He then sprinkles them in the holes Ryan made.

While swinging the Hoe Ryan reads this man carefully. “Would you happen to know if the Queen knows if I cheated on her?” Ryan asked fearfully upon realizing he’s in the worst place possible if they knew he was here.

“I don’t think so. A lot of us folk’ know that “Ryan Glasser” is son of Bunnell through word of mouth. The Royals may know right now as well. But with you cheating on Zephyr, I know that because that was just a private conversation between Kami, my wife, and I. I don’t really talk much to people, and me and my wife are pretty secret about conversations we have with Kami. If your scared about the queen finding this out, don’t worry I won’t say a word. You got a set of things the Queen likes chopping off, and If Zephyr wanting to help us all out by fixing our farm, I’ll promise you this conversation never happened” The farmer says while reaching his arm out to Ryan.

Ryan smiles and places the hoe by his side. He then shakes this man’s furry hand.

“Alright then, I guess I will get to it” Ryan says while opening up his Storage Void and pulling out a big bag full of crushed Sheep hearts. As he places the bag onto the ground the farmer taps Ryan on the shoulder.

“Hey Ryan, you might want to look at your stuff. The hoodlums are staring at it” The farmer warns.

Ryan looks over at his kite and his board and sees 4 mischievous Orange colored foxes he saw earlier as he was riding into this town staring at his kite. Ryan turns his shoulder and smiles. One of the ballsey foxes decides to grab the control bar and hop on his board. Thinking they could just copy what they saw him do as he rode into town; the fox pulls back on the bar and the kite starts to fill up with air. However, with the kite facing dead downwind, the kite hot launches and immediately takes off with full power. This pulls the fox 30 feet into the air. The rope anchor he attached to the bottom of the bar to the tree then tightens up and prevents the fox from flying any higher. This leaves the fox dangling high into the air holding on and scared for his life.

His Buddies then scatter.

Ryan and the farmer laugh at what they see just watch this idiot dangle in the air for 30 seconds before deciding to do something. Ryan signals the farmer to follow him, and they walk over to the tree. Ryan then grabs the Rope and starts reeling in this fox back to him.

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“You Still think that was a good idea buddy?” Ryan taunts while he pulls the fox back down to the ground.

“Shut up human! I knew what I was doing!” The mischievous little fox guy screams

“Obviously you don’t, I Purposefully I set that trap up because I saw you all raiding that barn back there. The homeowner is going to love you when we are through” Ryan says.

As Ryan reels down the mischievous fox down to the ground, He lets go at 6 feet and starts running.

“Screw you human!” he says as he darts off. Ryan looks at the farmer and laughs. Ryan then charges up [Ball Lighting] in electric mode and lets it loose at him. The spell connects and the guy goes down. The farmer then darts over there and grabs him and pins him to the ground. Ryan joins the famer and holds him down as well.

“So, you decided to raid Gif’s barn again? Do you know how much of a nuisance you all have been for that guy?” The farmer shouts as he and Ryan walk the thief over to the Neighbors farm.

The farmer knocks on the door and a large well-built blue colored fox appears with overalls and a straw hat appears with a drink in his hand.

“Gif, we caught one of the thieves that have been stealing from you. What do you want to do?” The farmer asks.

“Oh, its you again. I told you what I was going to do if I caught you” Gif says while crossing his arms and putting down his drink

Gif then grabs the thief and picks him up and places him on the table face down.

“I’m enforcing rule 9 of the law right here, right now” Gif shouts while picking up an Axe.

The thief on the table freezes with fear and starts begging for freedom.

“Please no! Please no! Let me go!” The Thief screams.

“Its too late. I gave you plenty of chances kid. Say bye-bye to your nads” Gif says while pulling off the thief’s pants.

Ryan who felt a little uncomfortable right now decided to close his eyes. He was glad he wasn’t “Enforcing the law” right now.

“Hey Gif, hang on. This human right here caught him. He’s also dating Princess Zephyr and is also here on official “Royal Business”. I don’t mind vouching for you in the event there is a “his word against yours” situation occurs, but Since he is a Royal dignitary, he could prevent a massive future headache for us” The farmer says.

Gif looks over at Ryan and glares.

“Oh alright. I don’t want to deal with the paperwork” Gif says while putting the axe down on the table. Okay human you do it.

Ryan’s eyes after hearing that shoot open.

“Um no, you um, do it. I’ll…just… hold him… down” Ryan stutters. He was a little nervous that this whole “royalty lie” gig he had has just blown up in his face.

“No, I’d rather a Royal dignitary do it.” Gif says. While offering this opportunity to Ryan.

Now really nervous that things are starting to go south, and fearful his little “Cover” could be blown by telling this nice man what he said during his introduction was a lie and ultimately being banned from his farm or worst-case scenario getting reported to the authorities for Impersonating a Royal figure, Ryan pulls out his spell blade.

“Fine, I’ll umm do it. Princess Zephyr will handle everything else” Ryan says as he switches places with Gif.

“Please sir! Don’t do this! I don’t have kids and I want them! Please spare me this punishment! I will change my ways I promise!!!” The Thief begs while squirming.

“Sorry bro. They gotta go, you know the law” Ryan says while kneeling down in front of him. “I’ll make this as painless as possible” Ryan says while enchanting the blade with [Black Plasma]. The sight of this to the thief makes him start freaking out and he starts violently start trying to break free from their grip.

“Calm down!” Gif says while he applies more pressure to the Thief’s Left arm and Right leg. The farmer also increases his pressure on the limbs he was holding down.

“Kid hurry up and do it!” The farmer yells.

“No Please No!!! I don’t want this to happen! I don’t want to lose them! Please No!!!” The Thief cries and screams while desperately trying to break free.

Ryan gets behind the Thief and runs his hand through the mans Fur. He then grabs his Scrotum and squeezes the testicals in his hand and pulls the scrotum taut. Ryan then whispers to himself “I’m so sorry for this dude!”

Ryan then slides the blade at the base of the scrotum and makes one clean slice through.

The thief then lets out a devastating yell and scream. The thief starts crying and screaming in pain some more.

Ryan then puts the “Goods” on the table. The other two guys let him go and the man rolls around in agony and off the table onto the ground. The thief starts screaming in pain some more and Gif decides to snatch the organs off the table and walk inside with them.

“You tell your friends if they even think about pulling that shit around here again, they will end up like you. Now get out of here!” Gif screams over the thief’s loud weeping. Gif Then grabs a hammer and 2 nails. He takes the full scrotum in his hands and walks to the barn door. He nails through both testicles and tacks the scrotum to the wall.

The thief who saw this starts crying in embarrassment.

“There are your balls. There out there for the whole world to see. When you are done admiring what you used to have get out of here and never come back!” Gif shouts while he walks inside his home.

Ryan and the farmer then start walking back to the field.

“Thank you so much for that. Those idiots were causing so much trouble around here. Tell you what If you want to have dinner with me and my family tonight you can” The famer says while Ryan picks up the bag of crushed demonic sheep hearts.

Scared of what he’s gotten himself into, Ryan blindly nods at him and picks up the bag and starts spreading the powder around the fields in hopes that this hard work will do his help him forget the atrocity he just committed. After he was done dusting the fields, Ryan then picks up a rake and starts weeding the fields manically.

After he was done and the sun was down, Ryan eats dinner with them, but barley says anything. He goes into a “Don’t say anything unless your asked” Mode.

In morning Ryan wakes up and goes for a little ride far, far, away from town without saying anything else to them. He camps out in the middle of nowhere for 2 days, then comes back to the farm and spots a bright flower in the middle of the field.

The foxy farmer who saw him coming back into town cheers at him when he shows up. The farmer was happy because all the seeds he planted previously in this field were sprouting like crazy.

“Kid, I absolutely love you. You tell Zephyr I am forever in her debt. I will do anything she needs” The farmer says while Ryan stands there smiling at all the plants that have sprouted overnight.

“I will gladly tell her that” Ryan says as he walks out to the middle of the field and pulls up a huge 2 foot tall Icy Blue rose. He then walks out to the farmers other 3 fields and pulls those ones up as well.

The farmer then comes back and hands Ryan a package of fresh lamb chops.

“You are amazing kid. Here take this for the road” he tells Ryan.

“Oh Sweet. Thank you sir” Ryan says as he takes them from the man.

“You can come back here anytime you want. My door is open for you” he tells Ryan.

Ryan walks over to his control bar and smiles at him. I will keep that in mind. Enjoy your new crop Yields sir. I need to get going” Ryan says while launching his kite. He then hops onto his board and hauls ass out of there.

The next day Ryan arrives at that cat farmer’s field. He walks across the man’s field and starts pulling up all the Icy blue roses. This field didn’t look like anything was blooming quickly but the other field already had things sprouting. He takes that as a win and pulls up the last flower.

The Farmer of this field who didn’t say a word to him as he left waves goodbye to him. Ryan then proceeds back to try and get back the Wolf Farmers field. This particular day the wind was not cooperating with him. The Wind was blowing in the complete wrong direction. This forces him to walk all day. That night the wind switched, and he chose to night ride this barren land. With the control bar in one hand and a low powered charged up [Fireball] spell in the other hand lighting up his path.

He manages to make it to Thermal at 2 am, and instead of knocking on the door he sets up camp outside. In the morning he greats the farmer.

The farmer when he saw Ryan thanked him greatly. His whole field was blooming with crops.

Ryan then tries to change the subject in a hurry.

“Remember that conversation we had about me cheating on Zephyr?” Ryan asked

“Yes why?” The farmer asked.

“You didn’t tell anyone else about that right?” Ryan asked.

“Nope. We keep to ourselves about those things.” He tells Ryan.

“Good. Forget that conversation ever happened” Ryan said in hurry.

“Kid, what you have done for me and this farm, you can tell me to put on a dress, and I won’t argue with you” The farmer says jokingly.

“I am happy to hear that” Ryan says with a sigh of relief. He then walks out to the field and starts picking Those Icy Blue colored roses. He calms down feeling happy this farmer wont accidently create gossip that will make its way back to Zephyrs parents now he knows they don’t know about his little affair with Arcadia.

When Ryan was finished, he smiles at this farmer and says: “Hopefully this changes your outlook on Zephyr. Show her a little more respect please”

The farmer looks at his blooming field and nods his head.

“Trust me, I will. I’ll tell my friends to start showing her a little respect as well. Thank you, son” The farmer says.

Ryan smiles and launches his kite and takes off the down the road back to the northeast toward Simon’s Grotto.