It was in the morning at around 10 am. A woman just woke up and turned 90 degrees and put her feet on hardwood floor of her mansion. Next to her were 2 collage frat boys who were wearing no shirt and had massive abs. She walks over to her window and looks outside. She can see the green grass outside that needs to be mowed soon and she stretches her arms out. The collage boys next to her get up and get fully dressed. Discordia turns around and smiles and tries to remember the fun she had last night with them. She then walks down stares and into the kitchen and grabs a Monster Energy drink from her refrigerator and sits on the couch in the living room. She turns on the TV and watches all the headlines of the Coronavirus on all the news stations. She waits 15 minutes for the weather segment for Georgia.
“Ugg I Escaped that world at the worst damn time! There is NOTHING TO DO!” Discordia screams in her quite mansion. She then lifts her legs up and puts it on the table. She looks at all her painted furniture and everything else around here that’s been kept clean while shes been gone for 18 years. She then gets a knock at the door. She realizes she not really dressed appropriate right now to Answer the door. She was wearing a Black and Red PVC Dominatrix outfit.
But she didn’t care, she walks over to the door and opens it with a Smile. Hoping it would be a Pizza man who had the wrong address so she could mess with him, it was just an old forgotten yet familiar face, Alexis her Financial Advisor/Accountant.
“Well Hello there Lucy!” She said with a Smile that quickly turned into a frown when she saw what she was wearing.
“Am…I interrupting something?” Alexis asked her feeling a little awkward about Discordia’s attire.
“No, your fine come on in” Discordia said as she walks into the living room. Alexis follows behind her and shuts the door.
“You look great! I haven’t seen you in 18 years, and you still look like you’re in your Twenty’s!
She said while she puts down a big book on her coffe table and sits on the couch next to her.
“Aww yes my age. You’re like the 15th person to compliment me” She told her while taking a sip of her Monster.
“You shouldn’t be drinking those at your age” Alexis teased.
“Why not? I absolutely love these, they're a gift from the gods themselves” She said with a smile.
“You’re like what 55? Those things are not meant for us at our age” Alexis said while pulling out a Few thick forms.
When she said that, Discordia realizes shes been away for so long she forgot she doesn’t age here on earth, and also, she lied about her age on her bank accounts for special tax credits and crap. She starts quickly counting in her head and starts trying to remember the ages she applied for on all her diffrent accounts with all her different “Alias’s”.
Alexis was just 1 accountant our of several throughout the country that’s been watching her money and property’s whiles shes been “Over Seas”.
“I Really wish I had your Genes. You look like 20 and haven’t aged a bit since I last saw you. How have you been doing?” Alexis asks her.
“Oh, been living the life. I walked across Africa, America, Europe, and just last month I completed a very thorough tour on Bicycle which took me from one end of Australia to the other end. It was extreamly fun!” She told her with a Smile.
“That took you like what?” Alexis asked her.
“1 year and 5 months” She replied while lying to her.
“Ahh, girl you are living it up. I really wish I were you. With all this free time, I wish I had your looks, and your life” Alexis said while putting on her glasses and pulling out some reports and handing them to her.
“So, anyway heres whats happened since you been gone. I Kept the account active with investing, and I also been keeping this house together along with all your other assets. You been out of the country for like 18 years, and a lot of things have changed but I kept track of the loopholes and kept you off the Rader. I’ve “Borrowed” over 2 million from your main account and kept your main bank thinking “Your Still Here”. I’ve had a few IRS close calls, but I kept you off the radar” Alexis tells her.
“That’s Good. So Here is the deal, I’m about to “Disappear” again very soon. Can you keep this going for another Decade for me?” She said while gulping down her Monster.
“Sure can, But I want another 90 Million” She told her with a Smile.
“But your already Rich” Discordia said with a Demented Smile.
“I know that! BUT I want a Third Private Jet.” She said feeling Guilty.
“Awww, That’s Cute. How about I give you another Billion? I have more money then I can Spend and You’re like a Very good friend to me” Discordia told her while pulling out one of the Contracts from her paperwork pile.
“That would be great! I can buy another Private Jet; buy another expansive Yacht and I can buy another beach mansion in Florida!” Alexis said with a cheery attitude.
“Well how about you do this instead? You can buy all those except the mansion, but I want you to use a portion of that money to Corrupt a small town in Florida” She said while filling out the contract form.
“What town?” Alexis replied with a Serous face
“Any town. Throw a Dart from across the room and the town it lands on, start corrupting the town there. Bribe local officials there to do everything your way. Find a town that is as happy as it can be and start corrupting the hell out of it with Ordinances that upset the everyday life there” She said while handing her over the contract form.
“Like how? This sounds really fun and exciting” Alexis told her while she goes over the contract.
“Take a Small town of like let’s say maybe Ten thousand people, Bribe the officials to make life their hell. Make a farmer sell his farm that produces food for everyone to a development firm and put high end houses on that plot. Then while you’re at it start popping up ordinances around that high-end housing development. Make it so people cant go off roading in the woods near there, Shut down all the racetracks and mud pits in that area, tell the Residents “These places and activities make too much noise, and bring down property values” Then start harassing small business owners to sell to a corporate brand, if they don’t sell, tax them and add ordinances that make it nearly possible for them to survive. Then Start advertising this town as a “Tourist Town”. Add further ordinances that will prevent the upset of tourists. Make house party’s hard to do, make it illegal to have loud trucks and cars, Turn the Airspace of this town into Class D, Punish the private airport owners. Tell the pilots they’re making to much noise and can’t go flying during certain times. Make old timers leave. Then go buy their land up and put more Luxury housing up in the area and add MORE ordinances for the surrounding area and Rinse and Repeat. Ohhh ya!, heres the best part. You can do all this from one of your 5 Mansion’s in New York!” Discordia Explained while being handed the Contract back.
“Oh okay. That sounds like something fun to do, or at least try” Alexis said while handing Discordia a pen.
Discordia then Signs on the bottom line of the contract “Lucy Ferrari” and then signs the date.
Alexis takes the forms and smiles at her and does a little cheerful dance.
“I’ll have to try and do that” Alexis said as she collects her stuff from the table.
“You will be a VERY VERY NAUGHTY girl for doing that” Discordia said while grabbing her whip from the granite counter and cracking it on the tile floor.
“Oh, stop your making me blush” Alexis said while removing her glasses and shaking her golden blonde hair with a smile on her face.
“Dumb question before you go you want to do a Session?” Discordia asked her.
“No, I can’t I’m in a hurry to settle yet ANOTHER divorce with Yet ANOTHER ex-husband.” Alexis Replies back to her.
“Wait this is like your 3rd one so far” Discordia told her seeming concerned for her.
“Its been 18 years honey since I last spoke with you. This is my 6th one actually” Alexis told her seeming ashamed.
“Aww, come here you” Discordia said while giving her a tight hug. She then lets her go.
“Go Corrupt a small town, you need it. It will make you feel a lot better. Do it as soon as the Divorce is finalized. I PROMISE you it will make you feel better” Discordia told her.
“Alright. I really hope it does” Alexis said while putting her glasses back on and making her way to the door. She then walks outside and smiles at Discordia who slightly walks outside and looks over at Alexis’s Brand-new Rolls-Royce.
Discordia then walks back inside and closes the door. She takes off her PVC Dominatrix outfit and throws it near the couch. She walks completely naked through her home playing with her boobs.
“I missed these so Much! She said while she Jiggles them in her hands to her Bathroom. I She then walks inside and turns on the water and cleans herself up from last night’s 3 way. When she finishes up, she looks in the steamy mirror and says: “Alexa! Play Love Bites (So Do I) by Halestorm”
She then takes her towel and listens to the Song playing and starts singing it. While she sings the song, she puts on her Eyeliner and her makeup. She then looks in the mirror. She wonders what she is going to do today. There were not a lot of places open due to the Virus that was going around. Her knowing she is technically still a Goddess, knows shes immune to it.
“Gah I want to start some shit but there is nothing open!” She said as she Hops facedown on her bed. She then screams in anger into her pillow.
“Alexa! Play War Eternal By Arch Enemy!” She Shouts at the wall.
She then Pushes her naked body up and goes to Closet. She grabs a stylish Heavy Metal outfit and starts putting on her accessories. She then goes outside and into her Garage and starts up Her Audi. She gets in and goes for a drive around the city of Savannah.
“Ugg I hate Georgia, it reminds me too much of Sivika. I Wish I didn’t put my main house here” She said to herself as she enjoyed the drive with lower traffic then normal. Feeling bored she listens to the radio and hear about them opening up the state back in 2 days and this makes her smile. She then heads home and goes inside. She grabs her bicycle and goes for a Ride around the block and just feels so bored with nothing to do. This world felt like hell, and she latterly just walked through hell a month ago to get here. She was annoyed at all this and goes inside and takes off her metal clothes and puts back on her Dominatrix outfit and starts ordering pizza’s from several chains. She waits for the Delivery boys to arrive and shows up to the door with her whip in hand and catches them all off guard. She takes the pizza and enjoys the comical reactions these men.
Then she gets a surprise. Two cars show up at the same exact time outside her mansion. A confused collage girl and a man in his 40’s from 2 separate pizza company’s arrive and were talking to each other as they walked down the walkway. When the man knocks on the door, she answers the door in a super sexy pose.
“Are you 2 here for the party?” She asks them at the door while playfully licking her lips.
The man freaks out and points to the ring on his finger and places the Pizza down on the table and walks away pissed off at her. The girl on the other hand smiles at her and her eyes open up wide.
“I wish I met you an hour ago, I just took my 30-lunch break!” The girl said with a carefree hyper attitude as she handed her Receipt. Discordia gives this girl a $300 cash tip for this epic response, and the girl Writes her phone number down on the back of the customers copy receipt. She then blows Discordia a kiss and winks at her and walks to her Honda Civic. She starts her car up and then drives off. Discordia shakes her head in shock, then crumples up the Receipt and throws it away. This Gag of hers was boring and was not accomplishing anything. She wished she could just cause some mischief right now. She takes a Piece of Pineapple pizza out of the box and takes a bite.
She then remembers something that she had to achieve just that. She takes her 17 boxes of Pizza and takes them to her backyard. The then takes out her Catapult she had in her Garage. She then starts launching the pizza boxes in all directions. Her high privacy fence in the back yard prevented the neighbors from seeing her do this. This too didn’t feel like it was worth any praise, and then she takes the last 2 boxes of Pineapple pizza and runs a small Skewer through them to tie them together and add more mass to the load for launch. In theory this load should be able to reach the highway which was only 1/5th of a mile away. She then takes aim with wind direction and loads up the pizza on and fires it. She then walks over to her plate and takes another bite from her pineapple pizza slice and then she hears a Collison in the distance. Followed by another Collison, then heard by 4 more crashes and squealing tires. She then smirks and goes up to her bedroom and looks through her telescope toward the highway. She sees 3 men fighting on the highway in front of their Crashed cars. There were 3 more cars behind them that were wrecked, and also there were 2 Pineapple Pizza’s on the windshield of a BMW. She was laughing her ass off and watching the men fighting.
She then walks downstairs and takes off her outfit and puts her Metal outfit back on and turns on the TV. She sits on the couch for 4 hours watching random shows and she gets another Knock on the door. The police were outside.
“Good Afternoon what can I do for you Two?” Discordia asks them seeming bored.
“Good Afternoon miss, we have been getting complaints about “Flying Pizza’s” in the area that are “Falling out of the sky” and into the Roads and into peoples Yards. Do you know anything about this?” They ask her.
“It’s funny you say that! I let my dog out earlier and when I let him come back in, he had a half of Peperoni Pizza in his mouth. I was wondering where he got it!” Discordia said sounding amazed and convincing.
“Oh, Alrighty” An officer said while writing something down on his notepad.
“Shes a victim here too, alright let’s keep asking more people” The man told his partner.
“Alright, thank you for your time ma’am were trying to Solve this case” The Officer said while walking away.
Discordia then walks to her garage and grabs a Hammer and goes to her back yard. She starts hitting on some wood as the cops talk to her neighbors.
As the cops talk to the neighbors, they can hear what sounds like carpentry work coming from Discordia’s home.
“Yes, Earlier I heard something weird coming from her house” her neighbor told the officers. The neighbor said while at the fence where she was hitting on a piece of wood to sound busy.
“But I guess she was doing a project” The neighbor said while smiling at them.
“Alrighty thank you for your time sir” The officer said while looking at his partner. They both walk to their car and head out elsewhere. Discordia then goes inside and sits on her couch and keeps watching the news.
The news had a report about a woman from about a month of go being released from jail on suspicion of her daughters disappearance.
The news talked about a woman named Audrey Valentine being released from jail following a new lead in the case of the Disappearance of her Adopted Daughter “Vicki Valentine”. The news went into detail about the case so far from about a month ago from her “disappearance” to what they know now. Discordia smiles at this and starts thinking about Lilith, and what she is doing right now.
“Vicki is still missing from her home in Florida, and Police are still actively looking for this child. If you have any information that might be able to assist authorities, you urged to do so. Friends and family of this girl really want her to return home safe and sound” On of the Reporters said on the news.
When she sees this report Discordia yawns and changes the channel. She then watches a few movies and pretty soon the day was over. She then heads to bed and wakes up in the morning.
When she wakes up in the morning, she goes for a random long drive over to Palm Coast, Florida. Her wearing her Black Metal outfit attracts her attention when she steps out of her Audi by a quite a few Russian Men who were at a gas station, as she filled her car up. She then gets in her car and drives back home. As she goes for her drive, she wonders how her “Step-Daughter” Mriya is doing running her faction while she was gone on this vacation.
While driving back She remembers when she first met Mriya. She was just a little orphan girl in the town of Anastasia, Palmlandia. She was just a little 7-year old girl who was starving when she and her Generals were talking about an attack on one of her Faction cities that were full of Right-hand path traitors that were in the process of taking over one of her crucial trading ports in Faterra. She and her generals had their hands tied because Faterra was still at war with Gnillàf over the civil war that split the country. She was locked out of Total control over her countries due to the world tired of war and Diplomacy being a thing that hit her and Bunnell in the face without warning.
She was talking to her Generals about trying to let everyone keep a free-spirited lifestyle in her faction, but at the same time still remain in mostly control of her Country’s. As they were talking and walking 7-year-old Mriya appeared from one of the city streets holding an extreamly torn up teddy bear that had the words “никогда не сдавайся” on it. When she saw Yulee, she stepped out in front of her and looked her in the eyes. In Russian she said “I’m Hungry, Feed me” in a very direct tone to her. In a Communist state you don’t even think about doing this to your leader, but this little girl just did.
She remembers rolling her eyes at this little girl and walking past her and ignoring her and still talking to her Generals about a plan to crush this resistance secretively. Mriya then runs back in front of her and stands in her way.
“Feed me! I’m hungry. Stop being useless” Mriya told her in another direct tone while she held onto her Teddy bear tight.
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This throws her off a little bit and She remembers picking up Mriya in her arms and Putting her up in a Tree branch and patting her head and walking away and talking to her Generals some more. Mriya then jumps done and Runs in front of her and starts Yelling at her.
“Dark Goddess Yulee! I Pray to you over and over again and you don’t do anything for me. I’m Hungry. I have no parents to take care of me. Stop being useless and Help me!” Mriya demands her while she held on to her teddy bear tight.
Discordia remembers This right here being the thing that caught her attention. This little girl had no fear of her, and she knew what she wanted, and was determined to get it. She remembers grabbing this little girl’s arm and dragging her into town and buying her a fully roasted chicken just to shut her up and get her to leave her alone. She then walks away from the girl as she begins to eat it. A few days later she Returns to the town and Mriya blocks her path again while shes talking to her Generals. This caught her attention again she walks up to her and grabs her hand the girl put 7 gold in her hand and hugged her leg.
“Thanks for feeding me” she said as she walked away from her. She remembers that 7 gold she gave back to her made her smile at that kid. She spent 7 gold on that chicken for her, and she managed to pay her back.
“Hold on just a minute guys” She said as she watches Mriya go back into her alley and sit down. Without saying a word, she picked up the girl and put her on her shoulders and walked with her Generals while Mriya smiled. Discordia remembers taking this little girl to the bathhouse and buying her a bath with the luxury of Hot water. While she did this, she kept talking to her generals on how shes going to take down this mini rebellion without being fully involved.
She walks into a Tailors shop and buys Mriya a cute dress. She then walks over to a Cobbler and buys her some shoes. When she was done, she walks back into the bathhouse and sits on the stone wall of Mriya’s bath and watches her finish up this bath. She gives her a towel and Mriya smiles at her and feels a little weird that her Goddess is giving her a luxury experience right now. To her she never had a hot bath before. It was fall and she always either jumped in the river or took a cold bath. This was a luxury here she never thought she would receive.
After she gets out of the Bath she bows down and thanks Her for this gracious gift. Then She smiles back at her and grabs her arms. She slips the Brand-new Dress on her and some shoes. She then took her raggedy Clothes and threw them away.
“You are going to do something for me little girl” Yulee said while crossing her Arms and looking into this kids eyes.
Mriya just stood there confused and enjoying the soft clean fabric of the Dress Yulee just put on her.
“You were kind of annoying the other day. But at the same time, you were brave, and determined to make me buy you something. Then you go out of your way to pay me back. So, I’m going to make a deal with you. I want you to do something for me” Discordia remembers telling this little girl.
1-week later Mriya was seen walking into a town hall meeting in Flood, Faterra. She was wearing the dress Yulee bought her and her shoes and she walks over to the dinner table while all the high officials had a meeting on whether or not to Secede this port town from the Yulee Faction. While they all did that Mriya had a cotton swap and a Vial. She poured the vial into the cotton swap and began playfully twirling around like a little kid near the empty dinner table. As she twirled around all the men notice her but pay her no mind. As she was playing around near the table though she was rubbing that cotton swab on all the empty plates and wine glass rims at the empty table that had 18 chairs ready for them men after the meeting was over. When she rubbed down all 18 spots, she skips cheerfully away out the door and like an innocent young girl. The men then go eat their feast. Outside the town hall was a hooded woman that grabbed the girl and made her wash her hands. This Woman walks with Mriya out the city gates. She then hands the girl over to Lilith and she teleports her over to Discordia’s Castle. There they made her wash her hands again and fed her royal meal.
The next day all the Officials at that meeting were all discovered dead in their beds, Somehow poisoned.
Detectives there did an investigation of the incident and none of the guards ever saw anyone come or go out of the building during the meeting. They all blame the chef and had him executed immediately. This left the town without a government of representatives at the moment. This gave Yulee an excuse to put her own people in the seat of power there until an emergency election was held. With the death of heretic leaders, the Idea of separating the town from the Yuleeian faction died with them too. This allowed her to keep her 1 and only port in Faterra open for trade along the Saosin sea which she used to ship goods between Palmlandia through the Gulf of Atreyu.
Impressed that this little girl completed a mission that “Never happened” Discordia uses this little Orphan girl in another mission to spy on some corrupt leaders in Palmlandia. She put her in some orphan clothes and told her loiter around a certain group of people for a week and tell her what she hears. A week later Mriya tells her something that she was not expecting. The little kid told her of an attack that was coming up on some of her mines, and also That one of her generals is getting ready to defect to Bunnell’s side. Yulee stops that shit from happening in a heartbeat, but the General she wanted to destroy already fled and went into hiding. She vowed she was going to destroy him if she ever saw him again and put a bounty out for this defector.
This wonderful evil little girl had proved her worth, and something about her made Yulee really like her. She enrolls her in a school and teaches her how to Read and Write. As a sweet bonus she makes one of her advisors in Palmlandia care for the kid.
When Mriya was 13, she Joined the Palmlandian Military and took on the Role as a Hunter. She impressed her Superiors with her skills in Crafting arrows, and also the fact she was able to cross train as a Rogue as well. She starts rising in the Ranks really quick and this catches Yulee’s attention. At age 15 Her C.O’s recommend her for a task with 2 other people. They needed to go over to Deland and commit Regicide.
Mriya didn’t ask questions. She did as she was ordered. She with her 2 other teammates Snuck into a Royal family reunion. She blended into the crowd and took on the role of an Ice sculpture artist. She had one of her Teammates Freeze a Massive block of Ice outside the castle and the two men she was with Carried it inside the castle. The guards of the castle stopped them, and when she told them this was a service the King ordered for this Royal event the guard let them inside.
Once inside they put the Huge block of Ice on the table and she gets to work making a sculpture of the castle right in front of the whole family. No one questions her, and they all admire the work in process. Her teammates meanwhile “Catch” the Ice shavings and dance around the table cleaning up the ice. While they collect the “Waste” from the table, her teammates secretly start rubbing a Poison power on all the silverware that was all laid out on the table. When her team got done with their mission and hit all the silverware, they join her and help create an elegant and professional Ice sculpture of the castle. They kept their ears open for Intel from the Royals as they worked the whole time, and they were just waiting for the feast to commence.
When it does commence, the team heads out. They choose the silverware because they know the kitchen was on strict lockdown, and the Royal food taster already sampled everything 6 hours prior. They could smell the cooks heating everything back up and getting everything ready to serve this last meal to everyone. Before everyone left the premises of city, Mriya without warning kills both her teammates. She takes their Credentials, their weapons, and everything that can be traced back to Palmlandia from them and replaces their Credentials with stolen authentic Sivika ones. She then leaves the bodies in the street and then Stealth’s out of the town.
This mission caused the leaderless country of Deland to slip into a super bloody mini war with Sivika. This 1-month war was quelled by the surviving advisors of Deland finding a Surviving heir to run the country.
This mission got her promoted even higher on the list, and Yulee decided to trust this girl with extreamly sensitive intelligence missions that had no room for error. Unwanted people in Palmlandia slowly started to “disappear” and as they did, the higher her ranking got in this Communist Country. At this point she considered Mriya her “Step-Daughter”.
She trusted her enough to give her almost entirely all of Palmlandia to control. When she took over as the vice head of Government, she ran the country with an Iron fist. This gave Yulee time to work behind the scenes in her other 4 mostly leaning Countries of Cheetoecchi, Faterra, Wyozonia, and Deland.
Discordia remembers at this time relaxing requirements for her Religious Sect. She was wanting more followers so she could start shit with Bunnell. She got more people into her ranks, and relaxed entry requirements. At this point in time Yuleeian followers could join, and all they had to do was pray to her a few times a day and be ready to fight for her when called. If you did that you were able to stay in her Sect and keep your passive damage boost. This let her pick up all of Bunnell’s Rejects and get them on bored her team.
Her winning perk for recruitment was that there were no governing rules on sex in her faction. She encouraged everyone to Express themselves freely and live it up. Because if the time comes and you die there is a chance that your soul will be hers to use in any way she seems fit, whether it be resurrecting you as a Demon, or destroying your soul completely to give her a power boost in battle. This was the only catch for her Faction. Some people loved the idea of being able to live as a demon since purgatory doesn’t stick in warzones.
On the other hand, Bunnell required her followers to dress appropriately, urged people to wait until marriage to have sex, condemned butt sex, and low-cut shirts. She also had a Strict code of conduct on how to act in her countries. Some people loved this church of hers, and some hated it. It was a known fact Bunnell had a 12% turnover rate with her faction. (That meant out of 100 people who joined, 12 would get tired and leave her faction)
As she was Driving her Audi back home, she was starting to really miss her Stepdaughter. She starts playing a random song in her car and rocks out to the song “Paint Me Red” By Avatar.
As she rocks out to this song, she starts thinking about some of the weird things that has been happening recently in that other world. She has seen an Increase number of Celebrities spawning into this server. She has no idea why, but she is not complaining. Some of her most reliable Generals she trusts a portion of her powers with have been some very established singers that have been cast down to this server for some reason.
This song reminds her of her General Ponce. She wonders what he and that Asshole Dahvie are doing right now buried underneath that Island. If they didn’t go charging balls deep into that Neutral territory, they wouldn’t have fell for that trap King Henry 50 years set for them. She wonders when she gets back if she should release them from their Prison. But in order to do that she would have to clash with one of her damned victims she turned into a vampire because she killed her favorite “Boy Toy” General that wasn’t turned off by her in battle. Recalling this memory piss’s, her off so she decides she is just going to leave those assholes down there.
She then thinks about how many times shes been Betrayed. She thinks about her last High-Priestess and love interest, who straight up tried to kill her when she had her guard down. She was going to give her Mriya’s position to control Palmlandia before she broke her heart that cold night.
She then starts to think about her relationship with Hecate. That girl was weird but did have a big heart and spent a lot of time with her when they were together. It was a shame she took advantage of Hecate and used her the whole time they were together. She really wish she didn’t piss her off and made it so that she took her boobs and her height away from her. But revenge has been served cold. Thanks to Athena and her, that useless Emo Goddess is trapped forever alone in her throne room forced to think about her decisions until one of them is defeated.
When she gets home, she walks inside her house and takes a long hot bath and turns on her Jacuzzi jets. She plays with herself and She drinks some red wine in the bath and lets all her stress out. When she was done, she gets out of the bath and puts on a robe. She then heads to bed.
The next day she wakes up and watches the news. Georgia decided to open back up today along with Florida. The beaches were open again and some other areas were open for entertainment. Hearing this excites Discordia and she runs to her room and figures out what she wants to wear. Does she want to dress all nice and professional? Or does she want to wear something that will make a Scene?
4 hours later she is decked out in another eye grabbing Metal outfit that showed her stomach and contrasted her Silky black hair and Pale White skin. She was filling up her car at a gas station in Jacksonville, Florida and the Song “7 Days” from Bullet for My Valentine was playing from her car radio at a Mild volume. Her Pump neighbor on the other side of her was staring at her.
She was a middle-aged woman in her mid-40’s and she comes around the side of the pump and gets a better look at her. She was listening to the song and looked distraught.
“How can you listen to that devil music?” The woman tells her.
Discordia smiles at her as she adjusts her spiked armband and her sexy black choker.
“For your information, its not “Devil Music” its proper name is Heavy-Metal” Discordia said as she looks at this woman’s Mercedes-Benz. She looks through the window and sees a Big Fat bible sitting up top on the dashboard.
“Oh boy, here we go again” She thinks to herself.
“I don’t care what its called, that music is evil. I would never allow my kids to listen to it. I don’t know how you can possibly even like that stuff. That music is of the devil. All I hear is the devil crying out to you to do his bidding” She said while she puts her hands on her hips.
“Oh, is that all you hear? Because I hear a unique and sophisticated harmony of guitar, bass, drums and the singer going into a Super sweet Vocal range of G3” Discordia said while crossing her arms and looking at this woman.
“I don’t care what you hear, I just hear the Devil screaming and begging you to sin for him” She told her seeming annoyed at her.
“Alrighty I’m going to mess with her” Discordia thinks to herself
“So, when you hear music like this, all you hear is the “Devil” crying out to you right? Well what do you think of the people who Listen to this music?” Discordia asks her as she hears the Fuel Nozzle go “Click”.
“I think of Devil worshipers, and stupid people” She replies back to her.
As she said that the song “The Eagle Fly’s Alone” From Arch Enemy comes on
“For your information people who listen to Metal, are on average on a more Intelligent and Creative level than most. Also, the most Chillest people you will ever meet will listen to metal. So, with that being said I would not judge a book by its cover Lady” Discordia told her while removing the fuel nozzle and putting it back in the holder.
“Too late, I’m already judging you. So far by how you dress it looks like you’re the devils minion. Its not too late to be saved you know?” She told her.
“Oh, you like my Outfit?” Discordia said with an excited and sarcastic response. She then Twirls around appearing to be happy and showing off her outfit to her.
“No, your dressed like a Slut” She tells her while glaring at her.
“Oh, you think so? Well your entitled to your own opinion. I’m really comfortable about my body, and I’m not scared to show off to the world. I Don’t know about you. I mean, you do look like you’ve had a few kids, and it’s okay if you don’t think your sexy anymore for you to have to cover up everything” She told this woman with a Twisted smile.
This pisses off this woman.
“Excuse me what are you implying? She woman said with that “Pissed off” look.
“Look, it’s okay if you feel old and not attractive anymore.” Discordia said while getting into her car.
“You know what, do what ever that devil worshiper guy is growling about. You can’t be saved” The woman said while getting into her car too.
“Oh, that’s not a guy who’s growling. That’s a chick. The band’s name is called Arch Enemy. Which speak of the devil, you remind me of mine. Anyway, See you later Karen!” She said as she started her car.
“My name is Heather! Not Karen!” She shouts back to her.
“See you later Karen!” She said as she puts on the song “Fever” From Bullet For My Valentine.
She then takes off and turns the music up loud.
“The Official song of Covid -19!” She shouts while jamming out to the song at a red light. As she waits for the light to change, a Honda Civic with a girl driving and her boyfriend in the passenger seat pulls up to the left side of her. Shes jamming out to the song and the Boyfriend in the car next to her looks at Discordia. She looks in this guy’s eyes and rolls her window down. He can hear this song better now and sees shes pumped up due to the song. She looks at his Jealous girlfriend in the driver seat and she shoots her a challenged look. She looks at the guy and starts dancing to the song and the guy looks impressed at Discordia. His girlfriend looked a little bit pissed off because he’s looking at her and not her. Discordia notices this and decides to start shit. She looks at this dude and puts her hands on her cleavage and starts Squeezing her boobs while looking this dude in the eyes. She then hears his girlfriend yell at him and her give Discordia enraged look.
“Your Boyfriends Hot! She shouts as she pretends to lift up her shirt to flash him. The mans eyes open up wide, and all of a sudden, she slaps him in the face. She then Drives off like nothing happened.
She drives down the road for a few miles and gets a parking spot. She then goes and walks down the beach. She Decides to go for a 3 mile walk and looks at all the crowding on the beach.
“Social distancing my ass” She thought to herself as she crossed her arms.
She then walks down the beach and looks at all the Kiteboarders in the water flying downwind. She was at this beach before her banishment was up. She remembers standing in this area before she returned to the God realm. She walked into the water out of sight and floated on her back and teleported out of earth and into the Pantheon room. She walks around and checks out whats going on and sees Stalin and talks to him He owed her a favor.
She then goes and sees Hecate and reconnects with her for just a little bit. Then she tricks her to help her get into the Game or in this case her current “Prison”. Discordia then walks for a little bit down the beach. She entertains herself all day by flirting with men in front of their girlfriends. She got them pissed off and walked away before the woman attacked her.
This was a super fun challenge for her. She knew once she pissed off the girl of a complete stranger, they were not going to have any sex tonight. She knew this because the woman would hold a grudge against her boyfriend and “not be in the mood”. She knew this could also cause further discord that night and may lead into an argument. Feeling happy she was doing her part to try and slow the spread of accidental pregnancies; she precedes to drive back home.
During the drive home she realizes there is nothing to do here, and she may as well go back Lectioterra. She then gives her Accountant Alexis a call and tells her shes going off the Rader for a while. Alexis tells her shes got everything else from here. She then calls in a Pilot, and he comes and picks her up in a helicopter on the helicopter pad in her back yard, and then takes her out to the Airport.
She then gets on one of Alexis’s Private jet’s that was waiting for her and fly’s to Michigan. When she arrives there, she gets a Taxi to drive her to a “Special” town here in the state. She sleeps for the ride there and when she arrives in this “Special” town she Tips the Taxicab driver with 2k. She then walks to a DMV and climbs down a Manhole cover that was behind the building. She sees a Rift in the sewer here and she jumps through it. When she gets to the other side of the rift shes in Hell.
This Realm looked a lot like Earth. To be more precise, it looked like Australia. It was not your Stereotypical underground Cave or pit full of fire. It was a Real open world, but instead of a Blue sky, the Sky was blood red. There were super close and huge suns in the air. This particular Zone of hell had 6 huge Suns that were in the shape of a Penis.
The temperature was pretty cozy to her since she liked it hot. Around her were Succubi and Demon’s torturing everyone who was sentenced here. She saw people being forced to move rocks from one end of the field, to another end of the field.
She then closes her eyes and try’s to remember her way back to Lectioterra. She starts following Hell road 75 south while she starts singing the song “I like it Heavy” by Halestorm. She walks for quite a ways then she takes a Left and follows another Huge road. Those suns in the shape of a Penis weren’t in the sky anymore more since she walked out of that zone. In the sky now were like a Thousand tiny suns that spelled out the words “KEEP CALM AND REMEMBER WHY YOU’RE HERE! :) “ She walks through this zone and looks at the clay red dirt and Imps all over the place. She keeps following this road some more and she ducks down in a hurry. A Big ass Tiger snake that had Wings was coming at her. It avoids her, and flies past her and attacks the leg of a Random man who was ordered by a demon to build him a Statue of a Penis from the Rocks in the area. The snake bites him and he yells. He grabs the head of this thing and peels the fangs out of his leg. Then super huge plumes of Fire was coming out of this snakes fangs instead of poison. The man Takes a rock that was in his hand and bashes its skull in and bites the head off of this thing.
Discordia was watching this man do this in front of her and was confused.
“Gotta Remove the head mate, or they will come back and attack you repeatedly” The man told Discordia in an Australian accent.
“Doesn’t that hurt?” She asked him seeming interesting to know more.
“It does until around the 2 billionth time. But you get used to it here mate” He said as he gets back to work on his statue. His Demon supervisor then walks up to him and hands him a Rolled-up newspaper.
“Your goanna need this” The demon said. As he said that a massive Huge Huntsman spider the size of a house comes out of the ground. This man then goes charging with Zero Fucks given at this thing with the newspaper. Discordia then keeps walking down this desert like highway road.
When she ends the near of the road, she takes a Right and follows a road called “Canning Hell Road” She walks down this road. She dodges some flying snakes that were homing in on some woman who were taking a break. The Snakes were on their way to attack these women, and they both snatch them out of the air and feeling bored decide to grab them by the tail and have a fun “Sword fight” with them. She stops and watches these women do this for a few minutes then keeps walking. In this zone she was in the Stars were arranged into a big giant Middle finger gestor, and around her were big giant mountains in the shape of Penises and Boobs. She walks down this valley road and out of nowhere storm clouds appear out of nowhere.
She keeps Following the road and then it starts Raining Penises. The woman around the area were cheering and started picking them up off the ground and throwing them at each other. It was like a Snowball fight.
She keeps walking then comes to a Cross road. She follows the road that goes to Circle 6 and as she does the sky goes from red, to black. She then passes a landmark she was familiar with. There was a big giant Tree in the shape of an Exclamation point. She walks to the stone wall behind it and there was a Rift in that wall. She walks into that Rift and is teleported into the Lectioterra “Void” Realm or in this case the games hell zone.
Knowing that she was inside the game, she smiles and teleports to her Spawn room. When she does so her boobs shrink down to almost nothing, and she loses height. She goes back down to 5 feet. But at the same time her Ass grows bigger and scales to her followers. She summons in a Mirror and looks at herself in her Metal rocker outfit.
Shes going to miss being 5’8’’ again. But she slaps her butt and likes how its Plump again. She then walks over to a statue of her that said: “Need a Revive? Squeeze my boob and go through the portal”. She takes the statue and teleports it somewhere else. This Statue was her solution to “Lazy Respawns” while she was out and about. All people had to do was do what the sign said, and a Vanity cursed portal opened up.
But there was a hidden gag to it. If you squeezed the boobs on the statue nothing happed. Her followers should know she had no boobs for you to squeeze. If you wanted a portal you would have to kiss her ass.
She looks around and smiles and is happy that she is back now. She sits on her Throne and relaxes. As soon as she sat down, she smiled. She forgot chairs are more comfortable with a Bigger ass. As she relaxes, she starts to think about Mriya. She misses her and decides to teleport down to Palmlandia.