The Vespidian
Arc 9 Twilight
Chapter 6
My eyes opened to a colorfully tinted world. Everything was so happy, nyan~ Nyah? Why did I think that? My head itched and I scratched at it, except I couldn’t really reach it. Puzzled, I looked at my hands, or rather my paws. Yes, yes these were certainly paws, big ones like some cartoon character. Despite these oversized things being like gloves, I could feel, nyah, nyah well, of course, these are my paws. The fingers worked just fine, curling to the tips of the stunted claws. My feet were also pawed, with a soft and sensitive pad in the middle of the foot as with my hand.
Over my skin was a pink and dazzling glaze that made me shiny. Vaguely, I looked over my feline curves. My legs were long, lithe, the booty was plump and very slappable. My puffy tail flipped about excitedly. Nodding, I groped at my heavy breasts when they blocked my front view. I squished them together and pulled them away, revealing the valley between. Nipples! I have nipples! Strange, why would I be happy about Nyipples? The word latex sex suit came to mind and yet it was foreign. Like, like what even is that nee?
Looking about I found a window and inspected my appearance. Atop my throbbing head, cat ears flicked, turning to sounds. They were as exaggerated and cat-like as the rest of me. What is this? I pat at my face, it felt strange, it was rounded. My neck was normal, save the collar around it. Although, it was pretty fluffy and cute. The head was overly large. Sort of bobble heady. A cute little button nose sat at the center of my face, completely contrasting the huge stretchy mouth that dominated the lower half of my head and the giant pair of hypnotic eyes. On both of my puffed up cheeks were whiskers. I opened my mouth feeling the huge teeth, sharp, sharp. My spiraling pink eyes slit like a kitty cat, well of course they are, I am Neko-chan~
“Vesper! Are you ok?” raised a voice behind me.
I looked over my shoulder to find a robo nurse lady… Xava? My mind still felt muddled and hurt, “Nee, nee what happened?”
Robo nurse lady grabbed my hand, “What did she do to you? Does it hurt Vesper?”
I yanked free from her. Don’t touch me, stranger. Stranger danger! Sexy nurse lady seemed too suspicious! Who even wears that- she, she is one of them! Oh no, is Neko-chan already in the clutches of the vile vixens?!
“The power of love compels you!” I screamed already going in for the attack. I grappled her and swung all my weight so that she went hurtling over behind me straight into the ground, head first, “Suplex of justice!”
“What the hell are you doing Vesper!?” she yelled, not particularly down for the count.
She jabbed a needle into my side. Oh no, it didn’t work. Nyan! I pounced away, ripping the needle out. Head hurt, like Neko-chan was doing something wrong? Impossible, Neko-chan would never do wrong.
Vesper-? Who was that? Strange, strange, strange it feels like I should know this. It did sound awfully familiar~ There was even a little voice screaming in my head. Quiet you, nyahn! Thinking hurt. I hit my head against the wall a few times. Little voice was bad, bad it was. Out, out, out. I swept it away to some dark corner where I could not hear that pestering and nagging sound. Much better nee nee.
“Neko-chan, Evil Queen Bambi has grown stronger we have to defeat her,” said Sunshine, already leaving out the strange hole in the wall.
I perked right on up at my fellow Moon Guardian’s words, the wide and tall ears concentrating. I nodded enthusiastically. Evil Queen Bambi was the slore of slores, there would be no peace so long as she and her space strippers seek to prey upon the men of earth and convert the broken-hearted women into even more bimbos.
“Love shall prevail! I will deal with you next time Evil Robo Nurse Stripper!” I declared running out into the street in pursuit of my fellow Moon Sailor Scout.
I slowed to a stop as my eyes got even wider to take in all the colors. The sky was swimming with the rays of light from the setting sun. They lit up the clouds in vibrant were bright and warm colors. Purrfect place for a nyap… no, no, no. I blinked a few times to clear away that thought. I looked to where Sunshine was glaring. There was a dome of darkness. That could mean only one thing, the space strippers had come. I hardly had time to think much on that when a scream of distress rose to the side. A man was being assailed by voracious space slores!
I pounced into action, leaping at the duo of busty bimbos. I tackled the first, throwing her off balance and knocking the other back.
“Ugh, like seriously, like what is even your problem?” huffed one of them.
“Yeah, like get lost you weirdo cat. Shoo, shoo this is our john.” The other puffed up her pouty lips.
“Your evils will not go unpunished!” I backhanded the first and the moment she went down I went in for the finisher, “Elbow of Justice!”
I dropped down hard with my elbow and her boobies jiggled from the impact. Her eyes rolled. A shimmering rainbow shot out of her mouth dissipating. There lay a normal looking girl, devoid of the tight miniskirt and even tighter tube top that barely managed to keep the formerly back breaking titties in check. Her hair was no longer bleached blond and the lips significantly less pouty. She was out for the count, but she was free from the devious influence of the space slores.
“Like, like you are crazy!” screamed the other, trying to run on her high heels. Her sexy, swaying body would not tempt me!
“Pussy Punch!” I slammed my love filled paw into the back of her head and out flew all the nasty evil.
She flopped to the ground, just as the other had, foaming at the mouth, but significantly less slutified. This was the only way. If they wouldn’t accept love, then we would have to force them to, it was for their own good. I wiped my hands, justice has prevailed once more.
“Nee, nee what are we going to do about that?” I asked, looking at the distant darkness.
“Love Love Express!” shouted Sunshine with her hand outstretched.
Nyan, of course… why didn’t I think of that? I plopped my paw on top of her hand, “Love Love Express!”
The pink light flowed out of us and started to take form. From top to bottom the train manifest. The steam whistle on top billowed and the engine roared to life. The scooped front end settled and the tracked wheels turned slowly. Above the scoop, the front of the train looked like a winking cat face complete with ears poking out to the sides. The Love Love Express chugged and started to move forward.
I climbed in behind Sunshine-sama. The locomotive was rather long, in fact, more and more of it appeared as it moved. Sunshine shoveled kittens and puppies into the growling engine. There was a whole pile of them happily mewling to the back of our cabin. Yes, this was no ordinary train, it was powered by cuteness, because cuteness was justice and there was no purer energy in all the galaxy! Poking my head out I saw the tracks unfurling out in front of us. The back cars were wide open filled with magical knights to combat the malicious molls.
The tracks weaved and drunkenly veered past obstacles and the fleeing people from the encroaching darkness. We were picking up speed as the train reached the top of a steep incline. With a tug on the chain and the whistle of rainbows it began. A jarring rush of movement filled the train as it tilted down and the colorful cloud billowed from the top. Chugging rose from the wheels moving in unison and descending into a mad scream. Sparks trailed our approach and behind the tracks vanished.
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Ahead the slores were flooding out of the inky abyss. The fools tried to block us and went flying. Their bodies cartwheeling to the sides as we plowed through the wall of jiggling flesh. Rainbows and sparkles shot everywhere as they landed in the distance. They didn’t stop, there were too many of them to count. The Love Love Express was getting swamped and bogged down by all the big titted bimbos. They were mindless, cock crazed zombies. Oh no, it was a full-blown infestation, the main invasion must have begun!
We had to man the kitten cannons to beat them back. The turret rotated, firing off the tracer kittens every third shot trailing pink. The meows and thuds from impact could hardly be heard over the roar of the guns spitting out critters at an astronomical rate. Take that and that and that! Snuggle the fluffiness you slags. Even with getting pelted left and right, smacked in the face by cute baby animals they kept coming. The track ground as the wheels sputtered getting weighed down with the mass of bodies attempting to gain entry into the train.
“Earth will not succumb to the space strippers!” Shouted Sunshine, pointing her magical staff ahead of us.
A dazzling light shot out, it obliterated a path through the horde. In the wake of the blast, the ground had melted and fumes rose up forming small furry animals. They scattered about distracting the brain dead women who shambled about in a daze. Sunshine’s spell had penetrated the outer layer of the dark field, making it gape open, revealing some of the evils that lay within.
Dramatic theme music appeared and a battleship cloaked in murky smoke emerged. Tentacles grew from the hull, whipping around. The insignia of the eclipsed moon adorned the tattered flags. It was the Yamoto class battle cruiser that Admiral Moon used, except it had been turned to darkness and evil. The main cannons were aligned in two rows in both the front and back. Each laser cannon had three ten inch barrels. On the deck were over a hundred anti-fighter guns. This could mean only one thing. Dun-da!
“Ahahaha!” laughed the woman standing upon the bridge of the ship. Long hair as black as the abyss and a cape of vermilion flounced in the wind behind her. The spiked shoulder armor glinted silver along and her revealing bikini armor barely kept her ample breasts from spilling forth. The blood red eyes hungrily devoured the world. Her lips covered by a fan, she folded it closed with a snap and thrust it forward. The ship moved into reality breaking the street and sending asphalt scattering. It took a moment to rise into the air after skipping twice on the ground.
“Evil Queen Bambi!” I growled.
She wasn’t alone. A hulking man who loosely wore an onyx and gold trimmed uniform consisting of a frilled jacket that draped his shoulders, too small to be worn over his bulging biceps, his shorts were tight, and sitting crooked upon his head was the matching crested hat. He stood with his arms crossed over his chest. In a moment the two went back to back. They took turns declaring their entrance and waving dramatically, as was customary for villains!
“Prepare to get reamed!
Make it a double-team!
To rape the galaxy with evil and lust!
To conquer all with my mighty thrusts!
To forsake the lies of peace and love!
To make them cry like the mourning dove!
Evil Queen Bambi!
Dark Admiral Moon!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
The dark moon rises this night!”
The Dark Yamoto shifted into a broadside stance all the guns aimed at us. Nyan! We were in a pickle. Sunshine had her hands raised to the sky. It took a moment to understand what she was doing, she was calling reinforcements. Sure enough, they came, but they wouldn’t get here in time. The shining streaks cometing down from the sky would never be fast enough. We needed a distraction. If we closed the gap we wouldn’t be shot, they couldn’t aim down.
I abandoned the turret and swung into the cabin. The locomotive barreled ahead while I shoveled more and more kittens into the engine to power the deflector shields. It wasn’t enough. The Dark Yamoto shook from the recoil of the guns, bouncing and nearly capsizing due to it being a spaceship and had no business being on a planet. The glowing bubble half-formed in front of us, took the brunt of the blast. The tracks disintegrated and we derailed crashing into a building. The momentum carried us through, but the train slid onto its side, spilling the Knights out like sardines. Nyan, fishies~
I flopped over the side, ears ringing as I blinked and tried to figure out what was going on. Little fishies were circling my head. Meow, meow, meow? Neko-chan couldn’t catch them. I shook them away after a moment. The bimbos were surrounding us. Not the tactical mobile stripper poles! There was only one thing left to do, stripper dance fight. I had to buy Sunshine time.
Nyan!
I flung myself at them, Pussy Punching one right in the cunt. A Kitten Kick sent some more flying. Gogo Neko! I hurled a fat fluffy kitty and it exploded raining kittens and throwing the surrounding women through the air. The rainbows were snuffed out by the lust emanating from these voracious space sluts. The slores fell to the ground, but were quickly corrupted by the rest and got back up rebimbofied. They had already begun their counter-attack as the knights tried to beat them back. Their sultry dance moves, grinding and waving on the poles, attempting to seduce us. The bouncing boobies and twerking booties were too powerful! There were too many of them. What they lacked in intelligence, they made up for in sheer perseverance and numbers.
Noooo!
I grabbed onto one of the poles and swung around it, knocking them back. The flesh was too tantalizing I had to shield my eyes with a paw to avoid the corruption. I kept kicking until the pole toppled over and the groping hands grabbed at me from all around. Bad touch, bad touch! Stop it, stop petting me!
My legs bristled and I poured all my strength into them to break free, pouncing back onto the downed train. We were being overrun. The giggling of air headed whores filled my ears as the knights were drug down one by one and converted into even more of the busty sluts.
“Sunshine there are too many!” I cried.
“We are fine,” she replied.
“Nyan, but, but-”
“Believe in the power of love.”
Sunshine tapped her staff and Mellow morphed into a short, flat-chested girl in a revealing sailor scout outfit. There was a helmet adorned with wings and a pink heart-shaped visor. Long white gloves and boots covered her. She spun her magical girl staff and struck a victory pose, sending bimbos flying.
“Loli-chan to the rescue, desu~” said the new arrival.
Pop music and clapping filled the air. Everyone looked up to where the strobing lights were coming from. An armada of ships crashed down out of orbit. Each radiating the color of the Moon Sailor that captained it. At the lead was the shining white and gold battle cruiser, followed closely by the remaining ships in a V formation. Admiral Moon had arrived with his Captains as well.
“Pounding evil by moonlight.
Wrecking ass by daylight.
Standing tall like a real knight.
He is the one named Admiral Moon!
He would never abandon a friend.
He is always ridged till the end.
He is always there to set the trend.
He is the one named Admiral Moon!
Captain Venus.
Captain Mercury.
Captain Terra.
Captain Mars.
Captain Jupiter.
Captain Saturn.
Captain Neptune.
Rear Admiral Uranus.
Secret powers of love,
Pouring forth from their manly muscles.
Pounding Evil by moonlight.
Wrecking ass by daylight.
Standing tall like real knights.
Moon Sailors!
They are the ones,
They are the ones named Moon Sailors!”
In an instant, nine silhouettes appeared glowing pink, with sparkles gleaming through the air. Each had struck a different pose, some lay sprawled seductively on the ground, while others had taken a knee showing off their glistening biceps, and still, others were towering over the others with their arms flexed, and in the middle of it all was Admiral Moon standing with his hands on hips. His pearly white coat flapped in the wind like a cape and his shorts bulged barely keeping the man contained. The light gleamed off of his oiled skin, blinding the bimbos and sending them into a hysterical frenzy over the sizzling hunks.
“Stand back girls, these perils are too perilous!” Shouted Admiral Moon.
He smiled and used his fingers like a gun, shooting down the stampeding swarm of crazed women. He blew on his finger and they fell over clutching their hearts. The Moon Sailors’ smiles destroyed pussy within three hundred meters, reducing them to quivering masses. Their hands performed quick movements and they struck poses, beating back the horde of space strippers with their manly muscles. Not even Evil Queen Bambi was immune to the show, having doubled over on her ship. She was defenseless and now was the time to strike! The Moon Sailors formed a conga line and made hearts with their hands over their spears of justice and thrust forward.
“Love love Beamooo~!” They shouted in unison.
Their mighty thrusts of justice impaled their foes with a beam of pure love. The laser shot forth stabbing into the opposing ship and it was blown out of the sky. It careened flaming and smashing through several buildings in the distance. The surrounding bimbos and slores fell over, throwing up rainbows as the evil was expelled from them. Many naked and confused people were left in the wake of the battle.
We were saved!
“Good work Admiral, but the true enemy lies ahead.” Said Sunshine, grabbing me by the scruff and flying up to the deck of the flagship.
“Even worse than Evil Queen Bambi?”
“Yes, the Kitten Kingdom has been corrupted by Twilight-chan, Sunshine can feel it.”
“All hands on deck!” Shouted Admiral Moon and the captains returned to their ships, He motioned with his hand forward, “Prepare yourselves, men, we are the spear that thrusts into the darkness! Full Speed Ahead!”
Sunshine raised her staff as did loli-chan and a bubble formed around our ships. We went forward, straight into the heart of darkness. The world vanished into an abyss of rage and suffering. We were not alone.