(Danger ahead) Black Thunder approaches! You have been warned.
Vespidian Arc 3, Chapter 6, Sunshine with a chance of Black Thunder
Medavac's shuttle took off leaving me and Chief in front of the Station. It looked kind of like a warehouse, but it seemed different. Maybe a multistory hanger with an office building in front would be a better description. There was a loading bay dock to the side with a ramp and a thick stairway leading up to the front door. The building was made of steel and reinforced concrete. The station itself took up the majority of a street and could be considered a compound with a large area in the back and thick high walls surrounding it. It was rather intimidating. This area was a sort of safety zone in downtown, well the west side.
A fire house was just down the road. Even at this distance you could make out the heavy duty fire engines and the crews working on them. Across the street stood a hospital that seemed rather busy. Ambulances drove by, they looked more like armored transports than the traditional vehicle. To the far side of the street was the police station with their troop carriers and patrol cars. The varied civil service departments tended to congregate around the Hero bases in cities. It made things a lot safer when Villains had to think twice about raiding a police department when right next door was a building brimming with heroes. The only problem I could see with this tactic was you put all your eggs in one basket. If some psycho comes in with a large quantity of bombs he would do some damage. Oh god, did I just doom us all with a disaster flag?
Down Town did not have to worry about this too much though since it was fairly safe. It was an upscale part of the city though there were the blemishes where poverty had spread like a cancer eating away at the urban beauty of the area. This place had just about everything in the immediate vicinity: Movie theater, library, arcade, malls, varied mom and pop stores, hardware stores, hobby shops, liquor stores, gun stores and enough fast food places to kill the slums with obesity three times over. The roads were well maintained, surprising for California I know and it was all thanks to private companies being contracted in rather than the Cal Trans union goons that the state employed for just about everywhere else. The buildings were well kept, despite the drought most plants were still lush and green. We had our resident miracle worker, Rainman, to thank for that. He could control weather and was paid to make it rain.
There was a large park to the east and the homeless had to be chased out of it regularly or else shanty towns would crop up. They posed a hazard as often times radioactive vermin found their way into such places leading to out breaks in bites. The Atomic Raiders clashed often with the Angels of Hell and sometimes the Cyber Sirens would do some heist in the area, but that was about it. The only real worry was if the Mad Dogs would expand up from the south since the neutral line was about six or so blocks away from Downtown's fringe. The last time it happened the Angels of Hell and Atomic Raiders actually aided the Heroes to fight off the horde of furry monsters... should I really be calling them monsters? Seems that the pot is calling the kettle black.
“Hey Chief do they know about my identity?”
“No. They do not.”
“Why not?”
“I was going to let you introduce yourself. If you want to show them you can, but if you do not I understand. We can just call you a cyborg prototype or something and they won't ask.”
“Is that wise? I mean won't they freak out when they find out. I am living with these people right?”
He slowed for a moment thinking it over. “Are you scared?”
“A bit. What if they don't want me?”
I could tell by his voice that he was grinning under that mask. “They are good kids. There might be some squabbles, but you should be fine.”
“What makes you so sure? If I saw me walking down the street I would not hesitate to shoot, just so you know.”
He started laughing and slapping me on the back. “See you will be fine. Look at all that confidence. Honestly if I saw something like you that was trying to kill me, I would run. See you are a bigger man than I.”
I laughed back. “That's fucked Chief.”
“You will do just fine. I have seen far more mousy people come in here and make a name for themselves. Sunshine was a seriously shy person before she came here. Now we can't get her to be quiet. Alright come on I will introduce you to them.”
I nodded and followed along through the main entrance. This place was not just a home base for the Heroes it was something of a command center. Personnel walked about in skin tight jumpsuits. As far as I could tell none of these people had powers. Their colors varied it had to do with the jobs. Red seemed to be security and they had on plated armor while on duty. Poor, poor red shirts they would be the first to die if anything crazy went down. White was secretary and other office type work. Yellow seemed to be some sort of engineering job. Blue was communications and technical staff. They hardly left the computers in the dome high overhead. Black was important people, like shift commanders and squad captains.
Everyone had the badges of the large B with two overlapping circles holding it in the middle. They also had another insignia on their chests. It looked like a fireball. That was the Station's mark. The familiar feeling of eyes following me descended. It was hard to describe if I liked this or not at this point. There was not any disgust or anything here. No, if anything they seemed concerned, seeing me covered in burn marks and dried blood. Was this what it felt like to be worried over by strangers? I seem to have almost forgotten. Hope in humanity restored by five points. Yay! Grand total ten points. My little stay in that quarantine kinda made me lose faith in people. It was in the negatives for a while.
We made our way to the clear glass elevator that looked out over the room and went up three floors. The place was kind of like a catacomb of hallways that branched off into intersecting doors. He led me along and people gave a wide berth either out of respect for Chief or because they did not know what to think about me yet. Can't really blame them I mean I look like I just came in from some battlefield. He motioned to the right and opened a door. It looked like a meeting room with one of those large wooden tables and chairs all around. There were four people already here waiting. One of them looked rather bored, another was talking like a chatterbox, but was being ignored by everyone and the other two were deeply involved in a conversation. All of them turned when we entered.
“I see you are all here. Good.” Said Chief walking in and settling at the table. “As I told you yesterday your team is getting a new member. This is Mecha Fairy.”
I stood beside him looking over the costumed people. It looked like three guys and a girl. If I had to stereotype them, which naturally I do. It would be: goody-goody two shoes, playboy, geek and otaku. Each had a rather different theme one looked like a magical girl from some anime. To be honest she was fucking adorable, like super kawaii desu~ type shit. It was a little hard to hold back from tackling her. She wore a little pink sailor outfit that had frills all over it. She was lacking in the boob department, not sure if that was a negative or positive since she was short. Her hair was dyed pink and she had a visor that was pink. Bouncing bunny ears swayed from side to side atop her helmet, it almost looked like they were alive. Just about everything about her was pink, it was enough to drown a kitten. The only thing that was not pink was her stocking, gloves and the stomach of her outfit those were white. Somehow she was glowing, literally glowing, I did not see any lights about her. Was she bioluminescent or something? Come to think of it she did look a lot like Loli-chan from Moon Sailors. She was all smiles, seemed a little dumb the way she was grinning.
“I thought it was Mecha Nurse?” Asked the playboy looking guy with blonde hair.
Chief replied. “She did not like the name so we changed it.”
“What happened to her?” Asked the guy with a chromed out visor.
“A little trouble in the Slums. She saved a man from an explosion, but got caught up in it.” Replied Chief. The scrubs started looking at me even closer, appraisingly.
The girl spoke up. Her voice was super girly and a little grating, very annoying. “Hello.” She said excited to the point she might start bouncing off of the walls. “Finally, finally a girl! Sunshine desu! Pleasure to meet you Mecha Fairy-chan.”
Is this bitch alright in the head? This is that weebo thing, been a long time since I saw one. Not since college. They give anime fans a bad name with how outspoken they are about it. I wearily extended my hand to shake and she tackled me in a hug, rubbing her face all over me. It was more of her hitting a telephone pole since I did not budge an inch. She only came up to my stomach and she had to crank her head just to look at my face. I was getting pretty weirded out, I mean she was burying her face in my stomach. Come on now I got blood and charred metal stuck to me. What is wrong with you? Then she coiled around my leg and would not let go. What is she, a fucking lamprey!? Get off of me!
“We are going to have so much fun doing our nails and brushing our hair and...” I shook her off and lifted her up like a cat by the scruff of her outfit.
“You are not going to go crazy Yuri Yandere on me are you? Look I don't roll that way. I have enough crazy bitches chasing me and I want to make it clear. I am into men.”
Her eyes lit up. Oh god what did I just say? “You like anime!”
I scratched the helmet a little. “What makes you say that?”
“Well only somebody who watches anime or reads manga or doujinshi that would know what that is.”
“What about it? So you are not denying being a Yandere?”
“No, Sunshine is not.” She giggled. “Nothing but sunshine and rainbows and kittens and fluffy bunnies here.”
Double negative! My Yandar went off like a goddamned raid siren. It has been well calibrated as of late. This bitch was missing a few tools from the shed! This is how it starts. They act all cute and cuddly then once you get invested some of the evil within slips out. By then though it is too late and they go full stalker status. Next thing you know she is going to be under my bed watching me get busy. Just like Neon Nurse. Then it escalates and she murders my admirers, picking them off one by one. Does not even matter if they actually like me or not she would attack anything that even looked like a threat. When she had eliminated the competition she would try to replace them. Comforting me and worming her way deeper into my life. If I refuse her love she will kill me too and pickle my head to keep in a jar, skin me and wear me like some sick coat, cut varied limbs off and keep them with her at all times, or she would kill me then commit suicide since we could not be together. Sure if I accept her love she would the most loyal and doting creature on the planet, but if I ever even glanced at someone else, she would grow jealous. I fucking hate Yanderes. Little psycho bitches. Neon Nurse is only a stage two, killing me would be stage five.
“That is what they all say. Stay away from me.” I glared at her.
What is wrong with her? She is smiling even more! Her voice squealed “Just like Loli-chan!”
“Moon Sailors?” I accidentally blurted out and her grin grew while she thrashed in my grasp.
“It is Sunshine's favorite. Loli-chan is my role model. Sunshine made her costume to match her.”
This was either a huge warning flag or an out. Loli-chan was a fucking stalker. Like the, I watch you shower, I steal your underwear to diddle with type shit. It depended on if she was lesbo or not. I pointed at her and she just looked up expectantly. “You like men right?”
She nodded and I let out a sigh of relief, thank god. I was just jumping to conclusions. Then again with the likes of Molotov, Neon Nurse and Dr. Arbor running around I can't be too safe. She started babbling. “Who doesn't? All those brawny, oiled up men on Moon Sailors.”
I nodded in agreement. “Admiral Moon is awesome, but Rear Admiral Uranus is where it is at. That guy is a beast. You see that episode where he railed that space tramp so hard she went off the bridge?”
She squealed with delight and I had to let her go before I ended up dropping her. “That is one of my favorites. My favorite though is Captain Venus. The episode where he got captured and tortured was simply wonderful.”
Wait a minute was she actually a sadist? Fire Chief cleared his throat cutting off the conversation. “You can finish that later. Moving on. This is the captain of the team. Astro Glide.”
He stood there in a navy blue jumpsuit. It had reinforcement plating over the chest and legs. His helmet was curved like one of those weird biking helmets they use in tournaments. It had a smooth face plate that was chromed out, much like mine. Astro's build was rather slim though he had some muscles, not anything impressive, but they were there. He was wearing a cup or something. What? They are checking me out why shouldn't I? That is important information, I need to know if one of these guys is packing. Overall not my type. He put his hand out to shake and I took it with a firm grip.
“Mecha Fairy. Rank 5 regenerator. Rank 3 speed and strength. Twenty five. Pleasure to meet you.” I said. I think that is how you do it anyway, not like I have ever done this before.
“Astro Glide. Rank 4 flight. Twenty two.” He said giving me a few glance overs and pulling his hand back, he swiped the air a little trying to get blood circulation back.
Something grabbed my ass and I jumped. I looked, but no one was there. It was not Chief he was too far over to the right to reach and I highly doubted he would try something like that. I only dream about that shit after all. I was dumbfounded for a few moments before the next guy walked over. He was what I would describe as a pretty boy. He looked like a prissy little bitch, who had never worked a day in his damned life. Yuppie scum in other words. He had blonde hair and a white mask over his eyes. He wore a tuxedo suit that was made of metal. There was even a rose painted on the front pocket. Who the fuck you think you are Tuxedo Mask?! Ah, I guess not he is missing the top hat and cane. The gloves were thick gauntlets. There was something about him that annoyed me. Not sure what it was... Who am I kidding? It is that I am better than everybody attitude he has.
“Gravity Squeeze. Nice to meet you.” He said a bit pompously, with a slight bow. You think you are fooling anybody with that mock chivalry crap? I looked him over before letting my bottom left hand be used to shake.
I started cracking a few knuckles and he backed away. “What is your power?”
“Rank 4 telekinesis and gravity control. Age twenty. Is something wrong?”
Something had copped a feel, felt like a hand just cupping my ass, squeezing it and getting all up in there. Unless I was just being crazy. Sub felt it too though and she was loving it. Come on now be professional here! Maybe it was just the suit tightening or something. I gave him a good look over then decided it may have just been my imagination. “Never mind my mistake.”
He breathed a sigh of relief. I could tell he was undressing me with his eyes. Little did he know what horrors awaited below this suit. Sure I looked like a sexy robo stripper nurse on the outside of the suit. I chuckled inwardly imaging his face if he ever saw what I really looked like. I peered over to the last remaining member. He was a weaselly looking kid. Skinny and it did not appear that he even tried to work out at all. There was a sort of retro feel to his suit with glowing lights. It sort of reminded me of Tron but that is off, he only wishes he was that cool.
It did not look like it could withstand any real damage, but just by the atmosphere I was getting from him this guy was not a front line combatant. He must be some sort of support. I stood over him, gazing down between his legs, trying to figure out what he had going on down there. From what I could see not too much. To be fair I am looking for the most elusive of man meat. He finally looked up at me from his tablet screen. How come none of these guys have suits made by Chief? Am I special or something? Does somebody love me?!
“You are?” I asked.
He seemed intimidated by me and started acting shifty. “Disk Jockey. Nineteen. Rank 4 hacker.”
“Hacker? How does that work?” I asked. I figured it was something to do with computers, but not sure how that was a super power.
“The better term would be Cyber Diver.”
“Meaning?”
“He can enter computers and do all sorts of things normally people can't.” Said Astro Glide. “It is actually really useful. Especially against the Cyber Sirens. If he is around they can't bring out their death robot.”
“So I see.” I nodded.
Sunshine started hopping up and down. “Sunshine never told you my power. Sunshine is eighteen. Rank 4 Projector. Sunshine makes things real out of her mind.”
That sounded very useful. So basically her imagination is the only limit to her power. Pretty damned cool. Why is she talking in the third person though? That is really starting to bug me. While I was thinking she started blabbing again. “Senpai notice me.” She was giving me the beaten puppy look since I was ignoring her.
I glanced down. “Senpai? I am your junior aren't I?”
“Are you serious? You are older than all of us and a higher rank. You even got to go out with Chief-dono none of us ever get to go out with him. Can Sunshine call you Nee-san or maybe even Onee-sama?”
“Yeah sure, sure... wait a minute I am older than all of you and higher rank? Chief what the hell is this about? You told me it was the scrubs, but I thought one of them would be better than me. You are not trying to make me the captain or something are you? We had a deal man.” I turned and he opened up a little portfolio laying it on the table.
He said. “They have more experience than you do. Astro Glide has been doing this for years and Gravity Squeeze was transferred over from a different branch, but he had some good reports. Sunshine is the youngest and shows a lot of potential. Disk Jockey has been using his power for years though he only recently got recruited. As for you. You lack control. After all you have only had your powers for less than half a year. Did you want them to know about your situation?”
Stolen novel; please report.
I thought it over for a long time. Going over the merits and problems that would come from either choice. If I revealed myself they would look at me differently likely not for the better either. If I did not show myself they might feel that I am hiding something and do not trust them, which was true. It might interfere with the group dynamic, but so long as I did what was needed problems should not crop up. I mean it is not like they need to know my real identity. I suppose that it would matter on how accepting they were. Sure let's all hold hands, tell each other about our deepest darkest secrets and debilitating fears! Yeah fuck that. Did I trust these people? Nope.
“Maybe later. They will find out eventually.”
“I will take that as you want your own room and do not want to bunk with Sunshine?” I nodded and her face went from joy to despair. Did she think I was going to be staying with her? Fuck that I want my own room. I had enough of the crazy roommate thing from Neon Nurse. Unfortunately he spoke up again. “There are no extra rooms here. I cannot accommodate that. There is more than enough room for both of you in her room though.”
I opened my mouth then shut it. Why give me a choice then if there was none? Sunshine looked ecstatic and ready to start running in circles. At least she was an active girl. Was she that starved for female interaction? I mean girl time is nice and shit, but is it something to be that happy about? Oh Jesus are we actually going to paint my claws? Make up might not be so bad though, maybe I can hide this evil face. Something tells me it is like putting lip stick on a pig. I get the feeling she is going to scream and lock the bathroom door when I take off the suit. Am I going to have to shout 'Here's Vespidian!' while taking an ax to the door? There really is no avoiding it. I will have to take it off at some point. Any thoughts Sub?
'If she is crazy she will not be scared.'
Thanks! That is real reassuring Sub, come on. That did not really bode well either way. So if she was not scared then she was fucking nutters. If she was scared then she would probably hate my guts. This sucks. Not looking forward to this. Maybe I will just sleep in the damned suit for a while. Eating and going to the bathroom will be the problems. Not hard, I can just go full recluse mode and do things alone, I am already used to that. Man my life is fucking sad. You know it is bad when I am used to being alone and not really bothered by it, in fact I might be craving it after all that constant watching.
“Hey Chief where can I clean my suit off?” I asked.
He glanced down at me. “Right over here. Every floor has a station like this, but most people use the one on the ground entry or in the back where you return after a call.”
It was a large tubed cylinder that had its own room. I stepped into it and the thing closed around me. The feeling that I was trapped started writhing through my head and it was hard to keep it under control. I trusted Chief with my life so I knew that he would not try to fuck me over. It took a few deep breathes to calm down and when I did everything was alright. A liquid filled the tube around me. It was warm and soft, made me a little drowsy. Not sure how long I was in there, but when it drained all my stress went with it. What was this thing? Where has it been all my life? I need one of these. I stepped out my suit sparkly clean and what little damage it had sustained was repaired.
“How did that thing fix the suit?”
“It washes suits with nanobots that repair things on a microscopic level.” Said Chief continuing on. “Neon Nurse and I made that thing three years ago. It is extremely handy so do not shy away from using it. Usually you do not wear the suit you put it in there.”
“Neet this thing is handy as hell. How are you guys not rich as fuck? Why is that?”
“It is very costly to make. That and well it can lead to complications. You were fine since the seal was not broken. I will be having one installed in your room so that you can fix your suit and not have to sneak around.”
“Seriously? Thanks Chief.” I grinned.
“Why would she be sneaking around?” Asked Astro Glide.
“It has to do with her body. She is shy about it.” Replied Chief.
“I will stay out of your personal space, so stay out of mine.” I said to them and they nodded, though Gravity Squeeze was giving me dirty looks.
We rounded several corners and then opened a somewhat large metal door. A large flat spread out. It looked to be about the size of a single roomed studio apartment. There were several black leather couches arranged in a half circle, all pointed to a coffee table and a huge plasma screen TV. The news was on about some random political crap that I did not care about. I knew that if I started watching I would get angry. There was some sort of kitchen with a sink, metal counters, cupboards and a refrigerator. It was fairly compact and ordered. A stairwell at the back that went up a level and ended on a balcony overlooking the room. Two doors were up there and down below there was another two doors. Boxes were all stacked by the couches. Looked like moving boxes. Then I saw my treasure chest and knew all that shit was mine.
“So any questions?” I asked towards them.
Sunshine started hopping up and down, waving. I wanted to facepalm, but I needed to play nice. “Me, me!” She kept yapping, she was like a little ankle bitter, I nodded at her. “What are your hobbies?”
I thought for a moment. “Watching anime, reading manga, weightlifting, sewing and playing video games.”
Her eyes were sparkling. Disk Jockey was the one to ask next. “What games you play?”
“At the moment mostly just Shattered Realms. I sometimes play League of Legends, Bio Hunter, Future Warfare, Pokemon and Etearnia.”
He seemed surprised. “Oh you play SR? What level are you?”
“SR? Fifty obviously who the hell is not maxed level these days? Only little bitch scrubs can't keep up on levels.”
“Well sometimes you get murdered a lot.” He said defensively. Oh did I strike a nerve? He looks like one of those that takes games too seriously types. Not saying that I am not as well, but I typically get bored and switch games after a while. “There is this crazy bitch called Sintress running around killing at random and sacking the major cities with her guild.”
“I see my exploits have reached you.”
“What do you mean by that?”
“I am Sintress. So I killed you did I? Well, I kill a lot of people so you would have to refresh me on that one.” I said nonchalantly.
He pointed at me and was struggling for words. “You are Sintress?” I nodded and he started freaking out. Jesus, don't fan boy all over me like that! “Let me in the Black Rose!”
“You just called me crazy and now you want in my guild? Don't you know my Rattat is the top one percent?”
“Please it is the best guild in the game and we are a team now right?”
“You want in that badly? I guess I will let you in. One more scrub ain't gonna hurt things. I let you in though and you are my slave you understand that right?”
“Your slave?”
“Yeah I will make you my pool boy or something. Somebody has to clean out the blood orgy pit.”
Fire Chief gave me a long disapproving look. “Blood orgy pit?”
“Oh yeah.” I grinned. “That shit is intense. So here is what I do. I capture players and throw them into the pit naked with nothing, but sticks and rocks. Then they fight to the death for my amusement. Then I have sex with the winner in the entrails of those who lost. It is only going to get better next patch when they come out with the synaptic overlay hud and you will be able to feel everything.”
“That sounds wrong, just fucking wrong.”
“Chief you have not lived until you have had a blood orgy!” I laughed. “Hey why don't you get the game and tell me your info and I will invite you.”
“You want me to have cyber sex with you?” He asked in a hard voice.
I smiled. “Sure and my harem of sex slaves. I taught them bitches good. It is not real or anything. Or would you prefer real life?”
“You trying to say you want to fuck me?” He asked with crossed arms.
“How dense are you? I saw you and Boris duking it out with man muscles. Do you even realize how fucking wet that shit made me?!”
He slapped me across the helmet. “Sounds like you need to have cold shower. I am married you know.”
I said dejectedly. “Yeah I know. It is why I have not pounced you yet.”
Gravity Squeeze pointed between us. “You have the hots for Chief?”
I nodded. “Oh yeah. If he wanted me to I would do just about anything, anything. I would be on my knees...”
Chief placed his hand firmly on my shoulder. “That is precisely what scares me. I know you could strip the chrome off of a trailer hitch.”
“You can blame Neon Nurse for that. She kept attacking me with her damned Robo Snakes. I would be gentle though, you should see what my tongue can do.” I wriggled it in my mouth making an obscene noise.
“No.” He flatly replied. “I will be having words with her about it. Now I can see why you were concerned earlier. Alright so any other questions for her?”
Everyone was a bit out of it since the conversation took a strange turn and shook their heads. Chief nodded and said. “Why don't you guys help her carry all her stuff to her room. I know she is a pervert, but she is a nice person. Play nice now. Unless something crazy happens you have the day off so get to know each other. Tomorrow we will do a training exercise. So that you can get used to working with each other.”
“How long has this team been formed?” I asked.
“Less than a month. Each of them was the cream of the crop in the other groups. You were supposed to join it back then, but Dreamer kept making it impossible to get you out of there.”
“So this team was made for me?” I started edging towards him and he backed away.
“It would have been made at some point you just happened to be there to fill in the ranks.”
I nodded vaguely. Chief took that as his cue to flee. I will get some of that one day. Usually I am a bit more restrained and would just fantasize about it, but I have been really antsy all day. I respect marriage, but it is hard to control myself. It would not be cheating if I got his wife in on the action right? Threesome... What man does not dream of that!? That actually sounds pretty hot. Alright Sub game plan made we need to seduce his wife! First we need to hunt her down though. Can't be too hard we will just stalk Chief until he goes home. Then when he goes to work we make our move! Unless she is fugly, then we pull out and run away. Although I would imagine that Chief would have a smoking hot lady. I mean those guns though. God we got problems Sub. Maybe we should just take Neon Nurse up on her offer. She is willing and I am getting the feeling that we might go insane if we don't get laid soon. I might do something to someone that would be regrettable.
'What? I am not good enough for you? After everything you forced me to do?' Sobbed Sub.
“Oh come on don't be like that. Besides it was you that was forcing me. Don't you try to play the victim here. You and I both know we need something physical.”
'I had you going for a second there.' Sniggered Sub. Yeah I figured. It is hard to take you seriously these days.
I turned around to find something I should have been fearing. Sunshine was trying to heft my box of treasures! I took two steps to get to her in time, but then disaster struck. She tripped over herself and the chest spilled out all of its contents. A sea of writhing dildos and flesh lights spread out across the floor like fish from a barrel. Jockey, Glide and Squeeze lept away in terror. They screamed like little girls. It was understandable, I mean Black Thunder is a beast. It has a fucking wall mount and everything. Sunshine was in shock or something, crawling away and covering her eyes. It was strange because I did not feel mad, embarrassed, humiliated, or even sad. I guess that one time my mom tried to kill me with these things scarred me too much to even be fazed by this. Am I desensitized? Hey Sub do we have problems? She seemed to be mulling over it, but the answer was a resounding no. You lying to me again Sub? No? Alright, good enough for me. I started laughing. They stared at me like I was crazy. But it was so funny to see these kids scared of a few toys.
“Jesus!” Cried Astro Glide.
“My eyes desu~” Wailed Sunshine.
Sure, sure that is why you are peeking right? Besides you love to watch Moon Sailors I mean their junk is bulging out with only a speedo holding it back. Granted it is just an anime, but still. Hentai gets crazier than real porn. I have seen some fucked up shit. Sub has been getting off on that Vore stuff lately. You got problems Sub. What do you mean they would taste good? That does not matter that shit is so fucked. You are cut off. You will appreciate those tentacles in there and like it. So no use asking for more! What do you mean it is not enough?! I don't care. That is a bad Sub, bad Sub! No Vore, we are not cannibals. I don't care if we are not human, so it technically isn't cannibalism. Go play in the dick forest or something. Then again what I heard Nicky Mouse did takes the cake... Oh god I don't even want to think about it. Just be normal or something Sub. Alright fine we will browse the freaky side of the internet tonight, but no snuff films or eating people. I wonder if there is some stretchy woman somewhere doing porno? I would watch that.
I walked over and picked up Black Thunder and they cringed away when I wagged all sixteen inches at them. “What? You guys are adults right? Why you acting like little kids? It is just a fake dick. I mean shit you guys have them between your legs. This is not anything you have not seen before. Though I suppose it is bigger than any of you scrubs.”
They took offense to that. I grinned when Gravity Squeeze yelled. “It is not about size that thing is a god damned horse! Just get all this shit out of here.”
“Horse?” I chuckled and started to put them back in their box. “I saw a porn of the guy this thing came off. He was fucking stacked.”
“They actually get that big?” Asked Sunshine with wide eyes.
My hands worked on auto pilot while I looked over my shoulder at her. “Well that is the world record holder. The guy's name is Black Thunder and he does some serious porn. He wrecks the pussy I will tell you.”
“Wait, wait you actually use that thing?!” Nearly shrieked Astro Glide.
“A little personal to ask that. If you must know. Yes and frequently.”
“What is wrong with you?” Said Gravity Squeeze cringing.
“Nothing wrong with me. I did not dig into your personal lives. Mine just happened to spill into yours.” I said putting the last back into the chest and closing it. “If you really want to make me mad though, well I could give all of you some serious nightmare fuel. Don't bother helping with the rest of my shit I have four arms and super strength I think I will be fine. Sunshine which room is ours?”
She shakily pointed to the bottom left door. I lifted four boxes and took it over. She chased after me and opened the door. It was far girlier than I imagined. Now I feel bad exposing her to my depravity. Am I depraved? The more I interact with people the more fucked up I think I might be. Wait she was eighteen right? Why the hell does this place look like a twelve year old's room? A pile of stuffed animals covered the bed... there was only one bed. Oh hell no! I ain't sharing a bed with her. Especially since it was not even as big as mine. There was a poster of the Moon Sailors on the wall, good taste. All that glistening man flesh. Walls were pink and there was glitter and sparkles all over the ceiling. The fan had glowing stars on it. There was a wardrobe in the corner. At the far side was a door and it led into a small bathroom. It was just big enough for the shower, toilet and sink. The vanity mirror was an afterthought. There was still quite a bit of unused room in the main area. I set my stuff in the corner. It did not appear that she had a TV or computer. There was an empty desk and I set my boxed monstrosity of a computer onto it.
“Is this all my stuff?” I asked her.
“Sunshine does not know. This is everything that came.”
“Damn, I want my bed.”
I could tell that she was either afraid of me or had a new found respect for me after witnessing the spectacle that is Black Thunder. She wearily looked between me and the bed. “You can have the bed. Onee-sama.”
I pat her on the head and she flinched a bit. Not exactly what I was going for. She must be scared now. “Thanks for the offer, but I will sleep on the floor. It is your bed, I won't steal your shit.”
She nodded and wormed her way below the mountain of stuffed animals. I continued to unpack my stuff, setting my weights beside the desk and inspected my sewing machine. I seemed to be missing a few things. None of the dresses that I made were here and there were only two pillows, a sheet, and a blanket. At the least they sent my shag carpet. I unrolled it and flopped down, staring up at the ceiling. I started to get bored though and held myself rolling around. I could hear a lot of things now that I was just listening. Typically I filter out all the peripheral sounds. The boys were moving around in the living room. I think all three of them shared the room above us. Sunshine was still on the bed and her breathing shallow. I could hear her heart beat, it was quick for some reason. Was she excited about something? It was probably just fear, but she did not really smell of it. She was nervousness I suppose. Then again I think she had been in here all alone and now she has a new roommate. Even under normal circumstances it was a little nerve racking and I was anything but normal.
That whole thing about animals being able to smell fear, completely true and I can do it too. It was a pheromone thing. How to describe fear? It was an intoxicating aroma, just smelling it set off predatory instincts in my head. I would get the urge to hunt, to chase down, attack and prey upon the creature that produced the stench. If it was scared of me that meant it was weak and if it was weak it could be food. I always found a way to suppress the desire though. It would fade to a mild tingling in my head.
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Hope I did not scar anybody for life.... jk that was pretty tame. If I wanted I could easily write erotica, but that is the easy way out.
Hope you enjoyed. Next chapter is about bonding and making friends by crushing their hopes and dreams!