Arc 8 Superficial
Chapter 16
Tired, ugh. It feels like I was up all night. I rolled, clutching at my blankies and snuggled up, pulling them over my face. That is better. My bed was oddly warm as though there was somebody else in it. Just as my hand pat about trying to find this presence the bed shifted and somebody got up. Ah, it must have been Sunshine again. She has been sneaking into my bed lately. I grumbled and rolled over as a door closed. It sounded like the bathroom and sure enough, the familiar cascade of water from the shower started up.
My head throbbed painfully at the sounds. I grabbed the pillow and buried my head under it, hoping to make it less loud. It was not working at all. My tongue scraped like sandpaper in my mouth, making me realize exactly how thirsty I was. Definitely not going to be able to sleep like this. I sat up, blinking as my eyes adjusted to the stabbing light filtering in through the blinds. Oh god, I know this feeling. This was a hangover. What the fuck did I even do last night?
I remember I was with Ichigo, but then everything just kinda blurs… well, whatever I will think about that later. I wiggled out of my covers and walked out, yawning. Blankly, I opened the fridge and stared at the contents… somebody drank all my fucking apple juice! How? I had like four jugs of that shit in here. I pried open the pantry seeing if there was any waiting to be put in. Nothing. My tongue squirmed making a grating sound and I winced. Fuck it! My head shoved into the sink and the tap turned on full blast. Ah, that is more like it. The water flowed off of my tongue and filled my mouth as I gulped it down. My cheeks would fill to the brim and start to overflow and then I would swallow.
Finally, I pulled myself out of the sink, must have drunk five gallons of water, at least that is how it feels. My head still felt like it was splitting in two while being held in a walnut cracker. My abdomen gurgled and I felt things moving around. Oh, gotta, gotta pee! I am not pissing in the damned sink, not again. This was a racing like a piss horse moment as I barreled into my room and burst into the bathroom. Sunshine fell behind the curtain in the shower, but got back up after a few moments. She didn’t sound like she needed help, so I ignored her and shoved my abdomen into the toilet. Ahhhh, yeah, hhu haaa. Holy fuck this feels better than sex. I got on my knees it was so good. I rest my head against the wall just letting it happen.
After what must have been a good two minutes the eh stream stopped and twitches with last spurts went away. I started to pay attention to what was around me. It feels like I am alive again! The little hairs on my body raised and it felt like I was being watched. I glanced over to the curtain and saw it moving, as though somebody hastily closed it. I got up and wiped myself, had to be clean, had to be clean. Oh, right Sunshine fell, is she alright?
I loomed as she scrubbed herself in there. Well, it is not like this is the first time I have seen Sunshine naked, we took a shower together a couple weeks ago since we didn’t have time to do them separately. So what if I was popping a lady boner, it was morning wood! And, and so what if it touched her a little bit and she touched it. We are just friends, friends. I would never do anything weird to Sunshine. This, this is normal we are both girls.
I wonder if she is alright though, I mean normally she is all over me. I pried it open and there stood, well not Sunshine. That soft, luxurious body, so sparkly and magical… that is not Sunshine at all. I quickly closed the shower curtain, embarrassed. Who the fuck is that? They had short brown hair and brown eyes. Oh, my god and cute little button nose with like three freckles on the left side of her face. My head tilted back and forth as I thought it over, who? Who? WHO?! Just when I was at my wit’s end, I looked at the counter and there was a sky blue colored wig. Next to it was a case for colored contact lenses. Blue…
I looked at the floor, seeing a tight skanky outfit that had red stains on it. It was like a school girl outfit, but like super slutty. The skirt was way too short and, and the panties were there too. I picked them up, stretching them with my fingers, oh I had forgotten how fun that was since I don’t wear close anymore! Oh, the woes of being a wasp. My antennae twitched smelling a familiar scent, strawberries. Just to make sure, I put them on my face so that I could smell them even better. Hmm, hmm definitely strawberries.
Don’t tell me I got so drunk I got a hooker somewhere? My Super identity! Wait, no that isn’t right. Everything clicked together, Ichigo! I ripped open the curtains wanting to hug her and a conditioner bottle smacked me in the face as she screamed.
“Get out of here you perverted cockroach!”
She smacked me with a loofah and I slipped back on the wet floor, staring up at her. My eyes got wide as I drank in all of her glory! My goddess has descended from the mountain high! They canvassed every last inch, from her little breasts and cute belly button. I had the perfect view between her supple legs. She has such a wonderful little dick between her- wait a minute. Pe- penis? I stared. My mouth opened in shock. Maybe I just miss saw, yeah, that has to be it. I blinked a few times… nope, definitely a manly appendage there. Ahh, it is so small, it is cute.
Ichigo’s eyes were twitching as she said, “You saw my secret.”
I scurried away like the bug I am crying, “My life is a lie! Ichigo is a guy!”
“Get back here!” Screamed Ichigo giving chase.
“Ichigo is a boy!?” I retreated behind the bed covering myself with the blankets.
I quivered there as the wooden scrubber beat at my hard shell. Mm, hit me harder… eh, I mean what? Boy… Ichigo was a boy. Wait then… I sat up and pointed at the ceiling laughing, “Haha! I fucking knew it! Take that Dad, I knew I wasn’t gay!”
Ichigo just sat there bewildered and stared at me. A trap, Ichigo was a trap this whole time. My boy love fantasies could finally come true. The ultimate forbidden fruit!? My tongue lolled in my mouth from excitement as I drooled and the vents burst open. Oh no, I might be foaming at the mouth here with lust. Ichigo is clearly the bottom, then, then I am the top! Take my eggs! No, no, but oh my god. I held my face as my junk thudded on the floor. My eyes were awash with desire. It could happen, it could happen, Bronsonman and Ichigo. It is perfect, such, such contrasts! The adorable cuteness and, and, and the hot bara manly man. Be still my beating hearts, be still.
‘This is wrong Sub. It is a sin! A sin against the natural world and all that is holy!’
No, it is not, this is fine. It is perfect.
‘This is rape, this is rape, Sub,’
You can’t rape a boy!
‘No, it is wrong.’
Breeeeeed!
I held my head. It was hard to think at all. Ichigo wasn’t running, I must have stunned my prey. Aha! An opening. I lunged and coiled around her, him, it, before they could escape. I don’t care what you are Ichigo we are going to make beautiful babies together. Kiss me, do you taste like strawberries too? I puckered up, trying to steal a kiss as she resisted. I will be gentle. I swear, I swear, it will only hurt the first couple times. Once your little hole gets used to me and remembers my shape it will be like we were made for one another.
A pain spread through my brain as though somebody were stabbing it with a hot knife. Oh god, it is being twisted?! I screamed, letting go of Ichigo and she escaped. I tilted to the side, unable to move my limbs. Owe, the hangover was back with a vengeance. Something was wrong… this, this wasn’t normal. It hurt way too much. My brain felt like it was going to explode in my head. The pressure kept mounting until it felt like my eyes were going to pop out of their sockets and then everything went black.
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I jolted awake feeling a migraine and rubbed my face. Ugh… what a hangover. I looked about the room wincing. What a weird dream. It was so hot though… I wish it didn’t end. I squinted and there was Ichigo sitting in a chair with her cat. She glanced at me and we made eye contact. Oh, right, we kept drinking last night cause I was feeling down after killing those people, huh.
“Ichigo,” I smiled crawling out of bed towards her.
She stared daggers into me and I retreated against the wall. That is weird, my body just reacted on its own there. I stared at my trembling hands, fear? Why would I be scared of Ichigo? “I am so glad that you are ok Ichigo. Was it all just a dream?”
“It was real,” she replied.
“Then you are a boy?”
She nodded, “I am and if you tell anyone, I will kill you.”
“How do you wanna be called?”
“She, obviously. I am going to milk this as long as I can.”
I nodded, “What about that you read minds?”
“I will kill you.”
“Why do you dress like a girl then?”
Ichigo thought about it and smiled, “Cause I am cute right?”
“Ah well, that is certainly true. Oh, is it cause you feel inadequate with such a small dick?”
Ichigo got angry, “It is not that small.”
I smiled and poked at her face, “Daaww, that is ok. Even if it is tiny I think it is adorable, it adds cuteness points.”
“It does?”
“MMmm,” I nodded approvingly, “Ichigo. I don’t really care what you are. All I know is I think you are just the cutest little thing I have ever seen.”
Ichigo was staring at me, looking into my soul here. Ah, right she can read my mind after all. I am telling the truth you know, although eh… I will probably be looking for a breeding bull to fuck my brains out. I am sorry, but my pussy is a greedy whore, so I highly doubt you would be able to satisfy me. Then again, I don’t think most men could. The motion of the ocean only gets you so far. I mean, let’s face it, my thumb is bigger than you, granted my thumb is like five inches long. That is not a bad thing though, I mean you are way cuter than most girls. I wish I could be as cute as you.
“You are making fun of me.”
“Am not, I would totally go down on you right here, right now, right this second if you would let me. I would gargle your mayo, swish it my mouth, rub it on my face.”
“You are a disturbingly perverted person.”
I wagged my hand, blushing, “Daww thanks.”
“That is not a compliment. Deviance leads to some grotesque things.”
I sat there thinking, “Well, I suppose so. Diminishing returns on the dopamine production and absorption in the brain. So it takes more extreme stuff to get one off and more of it. Come to think of it, it is exactly like drugs.”
“That would be an accurate assessment,” nodded Ichigo.
“So you gonna let me give you a nice mouth hug?”
“No.”
“Please, I will toss your salad and jerk you?”
“You just don’t give up do you?”
I swirled my finger on the floor, “Not until your belly is full of my babies.”
“I am not into anal.”
“Oh come on, you just haven’t had good anal yet.”
“I said no.”
“Please, just one time if you don’t like it, I will never bring it up again.”
“No.”
“Well… you wanna fuck me then?”
“I thought you said I was too small?”
“You are, but that doesn’t mean my cunt won’t rock your world, look at her, she is happy to see you,” I shifted so that my abdomen was between us, I was a little nervous, but I had already come this far.
I was certainly in the mood here. The cavern of carnal desires was as moist as ever and it was all puffed up and proud. “So what do you think?” I asked prying the muscles open so that Ichigo could look.
I felt her eyes on me and trembled with delight. I looked away, blushing, Ichigo is looking at my naughty bits. I won’t be able to get married anymore, unless it is to Ichigo.
She gave a heavy sigh, “Look, I am not the sort of person you think I am. I am not a nice person, I am not a good person. I am a cruel, evil and manipulative person and here I am actually feeling bad for you because you are so honest. Normally people’s thoughts are so different than what they say and yet with you, it is like an echo chamber. I feel disgusted with myself even thinking about using you.”
I perked up, “So you like me?! Ichigo, when is the wedding? I will wear the suit, you the dress. You will be so adorable.”
“Vesper you are getting ahead of yourself. I am going to pay you back for saving me, but I don’t know you well enough for this sort of thing.”
“I thought you were a wild party girl and here you are chickening out.”
She looked away from me, “That is only a front cause I don’t know how to make friends. I have never had a real friend in my life. People always try to use me or take advantage of me. Even you, you just want to use my body.”
I opened my mouth and then closed it. Ichigo was right… I did want to make love to her and lick her toes and stuff, but that wasn’t everything. I mean, I wanna snuggle up under the covers with her and listen to her worries and the things that she likes. That sounds familiar… Oh my god that is what Boris wanted to do with me.
“We should take this slow. I guess I don’t really know what I want myself.” I said.
“What did you have in mind?”
“You have never had a friend, so let’s start there. I am Vesper Walda Vasska, some people call me Vespidian and others Mecha Fairy. Pleased to meet you, I hope we will be best friends.”
Ichigo started, “I am Ichig-”
She looked over and I looked at the door, Neon Nurse was there and she didn’t particularly look happy. She was smiling, but it was twitching and obviously fake, “Had a busy night?”
Sparks, there were sparks going between Ichigo and Neon Nurse. Eh, why? “Neon Nurse, how long have you been there?”
“Long enough. Vesper, we need to talk. I would prefer alone, but I suppose it pertains to you as well Ichigo.”
I gulped, “What eh, what did you wanna talk about. Me and Ichigo are just friends alright, we haven’t even kissed yet.”
“So you mind explaining what you did last night?”
“We went out and got wasted.”
“Is that all?”
… Don’t tell me she knows. How? We cleaned up the mess and hid the bodies.
“Don’t lie to me, Vesper.”
I gulped, “Ichigo… Ichigo and I are going to get married and have lots of babies!”
She slapped me and I held my face, looking up at her. This was the first time I had ever seen her cry… I didn’t even know she could cry. She hit me again and I retreated, as she yelled, “Why! Why can’t you take anything seriously? Do you realize how much danger you are in?”
My eyes rolled about like marbles as I tried to make sense of what she was talking about, “Danger? What are you talking about?”
She grit her teeth, “Don’t play stupid. Who do you think has to keep tabs on you? Me! I know you killed civis last night, I have the damned recordings!”
“But, but Ichigo got kidnapped and I had to save her.”
“I know!”
“Why are you so angry if you know already?”
“You lied to me! You are on thin ice already if this sort of stuff got out you would be shipped in a heartbeat,” she hugged me, “If I was anybody else you would have been arrested already.”
“Arrested? But I didn’t do anything wrong.”
“You killed Vesper, under only life-threatening circumstances are you allowed to kill. Even then you have to call it in to get permission first! You can’t kill people Vesper!”
“My suit was all buggy it wouldn’t even let me call for help.”
“I know and I am trying to figure that out, but that isn’t the issue here.”
“We cleaned up the place,” said Ichigo.
Neon Nurse jerked her head in her direction, “You! This was all your fault, stay away from Vesper. You call that unsatisfactory job up to par? I had to go through and get everything you two missed. A simple black light would have revealed everything, let alone the crime scene analyzers that the investigation teams use.”
“You were there?” I asked.
“Of course I was, somebody had to clean up your mess.”
I put my fingers together looking down, “Sorry… thank you, Neon Nurse.”
I thought she was going to keep yelling, instead, she made me look at her with a finger under my chin and then she kissed me. I had not been expecting it, it was a surprise attack and there was tongue. I pushed her off, covering my mouth, “Neon Nurse?! What are you doing?”
She hugged me again, “I don’t want to lose you, Vesper. I will do everything I can to help you in whatever way I can, but you have to listen to me.”
“Ok, what did you want me to do?”
She guided my hand so that it rest on her breast, I looked awkwardly between her and Ichigo, who just silently watched, “First of all, we need to get your libido in check.”
I gulped, “My libido? Why? What does that have to do with anything?”
“Vesper you are building up excess hormones and they are making you more aggressive and irrational. If you were to relive this pressure that is building up, then it will help you think clearer. Haven’t you noticed an influx of emotions lately?”
I tugged my hand free, “I can take care of that by myself.”
Ichigo finally spoke, “Vesper, I think you should listen to her. I mean you tried to rape me earlier.”
Neon Nurse looked at me with pitiful eyes, “It must be hard. Vesper come on, I will take care of you. I know you don’t want to hurt anyone. What would you do if you hurt Ichigo I know how rough you get.”
“But I didn’t hurt her.”
She looked away from me, “You almost did though. It was frightening.”
“Ichigo-”
She interrupted me, “We will talk later. Just go take care of yourself. After you cool your head we will talk and figure out what we are going to do.”
Neon Nurse smiled, having a firm grip on my arm and dragging me with her, “Vesper, I know you are going to love this. I have a special surprise for you.”
“You do?” I asked
“Just wait and see. It is your favorite.”
My favorite? Now, what is she up to? Can I… can I eat it?