Love those martial art moves and cultivation rankings? Wanna dive into such a world that’s sculptured by your own, sexy ass hands?!
Unbelievably simple.
Follow my guide below and you’ll be on your way to creating the best Wuxia/Xianxia novel out there on the internet. It’s time for you to usurp the literature market!
My Collection of Advices:
-First have the main character be transported from somewhere. It’ll be better if the protagonist died getting hit by a truck. Biddies love guys gettin’ hit by trucks outta nowhere.
-Start the guy off as a weak p*ssy. Best method is to make him some sort of useless cripple. Now go make sure he finds some magical items or suddenly gain a majestic technique that allows him to ascend in ranks quickly. Now make sure the other characters notice that your protagonist is now a genius. Get some fangirls/females/hoes in the story to accompany your protagonist’s rise in fame.
-Make sure protagonist go on killing sprees. Make sure protagonist offends lots of huge ass enemies, but somehow survives each one, and ends up kicking their sorry ass later on in the novel. Continue to repeat this process and up the level of difficulty as the protagonist grows stronger in the novel. Biddies love revenge and massacres
-At some point, or even at the beginning, ensure that the protagonist has a secretly powerful character with him. Whether that strong pimp lives inside the protagonist’s mind, a cloud symboled marble, the protagonist's dantian, or even a magical stone which allows the protagonist to practice in endlessly in another dimension and master any martial arts --- it’s all good. Make sure to meet this requirement, cuz them biddies love it when they know our dear protagonist got a Sugar Daddy backing him/her.
-Write in such a way where there’s a thousand coincidences and the main character gains several great items that just happens to have never been discovered in the past millennium. Make another coincidence where a cultivator finds the same exact item as the protagonist. Have the protagonist fuck ‘em up and offend the coincidentally Huge Major Clan behind that said cultivator.
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Have the protagonist fuck that clan up as well. A clan extermination would suffice as revenge for the protagonist -- despite that he only received verbal taunts and light injuries, while that said cultivator receive heavy injuries and almost died. This Wuxia/Xianxia theory must be applied here.
-Main protagonist must be well equipped with a heavyweight MC Shield. Make sure your homie don’t die in the story -- ever. Even if he gets shot through his heart, gets his brain busted, his limbs crippled, or even gets his entire being blown into oblivion -- simply use Deus Ex Machina, and say some passing God or whatever magical thing just “coincidentally” happen to decide to revive your protagonist. ‘Cause fuck it, isn’t reviving dead people easy?
-Ensure your protagonist is one ruthless, psycho-blood-loving, merciless, but still-keeps-up-a-gentleman-appearance-on-the-outside-like-a-hypocrite type of character. Biddies love them multiple personalities and psychos ;)
-Publish somewhere and make a cool introduction somewhere around the lines of “I grew up living in the mountain of Gods. With one wave of my sleeve, mountain ranges flatten before me. With a blow of my breath, all biddies have their soul sucked dry. In a single step, I break the ocean apart.” etc etc.
-Add a few monsters into your story. Add a few immortals. Sprinkle a bit of gods and heaven-defying items. And bam! A fantasy fusion kung fu hollywood novel is born.
With these top-class advices, you’ll be well on your way towards crafting a great, and most definitely not generic, Wuxia/Xianxia novel!
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