Ok, so this is gonna be a short session.

PIMP MAMA is sometimes feeling superstitions. During such occasions, I would draw on themes related to my superstition. As such, since this is our 13th session, I’ve decided to reveal something a bit darker, yet lighter in light of such conspicuous number.

I would like to discuss immortality.

Immortality is possible only if one discovers the Daddy Potato, hidden away somewhere in an ancient ruin that’s located somewhere in the world at some even more obscure location in which even Google Map may be unable to find. (That jawn can’t find most of the secrets on this planet, anyways.)

This potato will look like a heart-shaped thing. It will feel light, and has this soft, supple texture to it, like breasts. You can instantly tell the high quality of this potatoe.

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It is said, or as I’ve come to find out, if one consumes such a delicacy, you can get to live almost infinitely like Mother Nature. Literally.

Your life will be connected to mother nature and you die when she dies. Pretty cool, huh?

Now, go grab a pot and go search for that potato. I wish you best of luck. And stay safe under the 13th session moonlight.

Tune in again for another great session!

*Logged out at 13:13:13 AM EST*