This is a HUGE recipe I'm about to reveal to you all. 

Be you a dumb ass or another average Joe, we all have it in us to become a Genius. 

It's very simple, really. 

All you have to do is grab a bowl of rice, a side dish of Smart Potatoes, and a sprinkle of raisin nuts. Now, eat it. 

(Note: To find Smart Potatoes, it's really easy. Go to any grocery stores/markets, and look for  packages of potato with the print: "GMO Free", "Fat Free", "Nutrients Free", "Deez Nuts Free", or whatever the heck "-free" it is. These are "smart Potatoes. Easy, eh?)

Now, you should be done eating. 

Feeling a bit better? --I don't need to hear your answer. ---And those foods weren't suppose to do anything, to be honest. 

The true deal is for you to actually get your ass to sit down, open whatever you wanted to master, and focus, focus, focus! 

You want to become a doctor? Chillax. Grab your flippers and study some science jawn and bam! In twenty years after you racked up nearly a million+ debts, you will have successfully achieved this career goal. 

Wanna be a engineer? A CEO? A MASTER? Truly a simple task. Grab a cup of ketchup and consume it. Memorize all the textbook materials related to your goal/major/wanna-be jawn. Talk to some people. And bam! Thirty years later, you should be living up there, known to all as that smart ass in class. Be proud. With PIMP MAMA's guidance, you deserve such treatment from others. ;)

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Want to pass all your tests? Easy. Study 30 mins a day on each subject. Smell a Smart potato seven times a week. Go into class feeling confident, ask questions, stay quiet, and don't listen to teacher, but your inner heart. Believe and you shall pass. Don't listen to your inner Gandalf, who kept saying "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!". Cuz, kiddo, you WILL pass. 

Be a belieber.

And you want everyone to recognize you as a genius? SUPER EASY. Choose any of the paths above, and follow the steps listed. If you goal is not mentioned above...that's not possible cuz then you gotta think harder because at least one of your goal gonna converge somewhere in the paths I've mentioned. 

You either wanna be something, or wanna achieve/pass something. Anything out of those paths means you're eager for another session of PIMP MAMA, where I'll divulge more secrets to help you cheat life out of its fullest. 

Tune in for another session, baby!

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